Parrot Astrology
>>5125371I would trust it's predictions
>>5125391But they just parrot what they hear
>oh boy! It's time to read the prediction the parrot has drawn>lets see here...uh...>"dire consquences await you, unless you can reconcile with...polly?">dire consquences? Who the blazes is polly?>*parrot flicks another note over*>another? Ok...uh>*ahem*>"who you seek is already in front of you, all you need is to offer a... crack?">...>but the only thing in front is this bleeding parrot? And what by heavens is a crack->*parrot squawks and swings neck around excitedly*>POLLY WANTS A CRACKER POLLY WANTS A CRACKER
>>5125371>free petUK and Spain have these birds? Why captured them (chick) yet?
>>5125672>UK and Spain have these birds?Yep, quite a few established populations now. As for poaching them they are already relatively cheap on the pet market
>>5125371>being an animal in india that isn't a cowI would not wish on my worst enemy