In this thread, we talk about speculative biology scenarios that would be funny and ridiculous.For example, it would be funny if all of the human face mites on the planet became super intelligent and then they started building big skyscrapers on my face and then a rocket took off from my face and then the face mites created a galactic empire and humans were enslaved by the face mite galactic empire.Think of science fiction evolution scenarios thst would be hilarious.
... but seriously. There are mites that live on almost all human faces.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex_folliculorumWhat if they evolved to be super-intelligent?
>>5131012What if I touched you?
>>5131030It would be extremely painful.
What if we had a world populated only by birds and some fish?
>>5131011What if instead of the current situation, mammals didnt have dicks and birds did?
>>5131173Would Ostriches and Ducks be exactly the same or would they lose their dicks?If mammals lacked dicks, then we'd probably view them as some gross, primitive appendage like how we view ovipositors and it would probably be a really niche fetish that would crop up on this board from time to time.Also the world would be robbed of nearly all of the largest penises known to exist.
