> be me> be tree> Canadian> belly full of heavy, greasy sap> feel it bubbling up from the July heat> struggling to hold it in> belly starts to gurgle, stop fighting it> BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP> humongous cloud of vaguely maple scented ass Canadian bacon> other trees retching> flowers and bushes wilting> birds flee in panic> need to get rid of the smell> wind starts to blow South> https://www.opportunity.ca> light excessive dead brush on fire> whole forest erupts into flames> smoke blows over America, no longer stinky here> mfw
