Horse GeneralWoe befalls any who fail to horse ITT>>5139879 - Previous Thread
>>5149434Sex
>>5149484no
why are horses
>>5149515genuinely if this happens to me im grabbing that tongue and getting my fingers bitten off
>>5149525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLzUOwC-CAIt's good for them to pull on the tongue. You just have to prepare the owner or they come over and are all like "what the fuck are you doing?!" and "stop it!"
>>5149515God sent them to warn us. We didn't listen.
>>5149560>having that walking around the garden of eden>still asking for some bald ape made out your bonesThat and killing off the last unicorn makes me wonder about this species.
>>5149560reject modernity, embrace hors
I can't believe this concept had never really taken off. Do you guys have more of these barn drawings?
>horses have to wear clothing in Japan
>>5149703I just met Japan in London. This isn't true.
>>5149484FPBP
>>5149703Japs have the right idea, the equine form is inherently erotic and should be shielded from the eyes of unsuspecting innocents
>>5149515we just dont know
Big fat mare butts
>>5149891
big news
>>5149899
>>5149899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP7Siv1AFss
i want to scratch an itchy hoers
>>5150013Be mareful what you wish for
>>5150015He lost his leg shortly after the video ended.
>>5150015oh no, now i have an excuse to run my hands all over that whole flank, what ever will i do...
>>5150041
>>5150045ellen degeneres has horses?!
>>5150063>Yes, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, own horses>de Rossihehehe
>>5150064Kek
Hello /an/onsI come here from /p/ with a question about pic related.What's the deal with that cover on the horses?For context, i shot this in Netherlands, 3 weeks ago. I don't think it's temparture related, despite the insanely hot summer, that day it was 25° at midday.
>>5150064>her wife
>>5150109UV and (horse) fly protection afaik. they often get their fur trimmed so they'd be more sensitive to both
>>5150015that /v/ post yesterday lied to me
>>5150125Why would you take horse advice from a bunch of /v/irgins? /hors/ is the only certified true and honest source of horse information on 4chan. We all have the proper certifications and degrees
>>5150133looks like theyre actually studying backend development in those webms
>>5150116ah i seebut now i have another question: what's the point of trimming horse fur? Is it like sheep that were breed to the point they couldn't survive without humans trimming it?
>>5150148Horses naturally shed their winter coats in the spring and it stays short all summer, but horses generate heat like crazy and trimming helps horses who have to do a lot of physical activity or breeds that are used to colder climates
>>5150148good question, now I had to read up on it and apparently I'm talking nonsense: the skin of those particular horses might just be too white to handle the summer sun even with their normal, untrimmed summer fur. especially if the pasture doesn't have a decent amount of shade. or the horse flies are bad this year. or the owner thinks at least one of the two is true.>Is it like sheep that were breed to the point they couldn't survive without humans trimming it?no, it's the opposite. during winter their fur is a bitch to deal with when it gets sweaty, so a lot of people trim it and then put blankets on them for our convenience. we're the ones making them sweat after all. I just figured that summer would be more or less the same
>>5150063Only to tie to the limbs of interns that accidentally look her in the eye so she can have them pulled apart like soft bread.
>>5150109Flies in the eyes. The zebra print blankets you see reduce flies too.
>>5150133Ah, a fellow Ivy Leager
>>5150145Overdeveloped backends is a passion here
The horse was spying on me the other day.
>>5150484what do you know that the horse doesn't?
>>5150484what horse?
ARE HORSES MEGAFAUNA OR FUCKING NOT??????
It's too hot in here. I'm going out for some mare.
>>5150484They're inside your walls.
>>5150497be mareful
>>5150505Don't want to run afoal of an angry farmer
>>5150015>Mares aren't attracti-
>>5150015>those needy kicksYOU JUST FUCKING KNOW
For a sec I thought I was on /an/ >>>/o/29048533
Sometimes I think of this fat little horse and wonder what she's doing
>>5150946qrd?
>>5150996She was attached to weather balloons and drifted away...
>>5151065>How could this happen to me>I've made my mistakes>Got nowhere to run>The night goes on>As I'm fading away
>>5150916Why are you on the car board when horses have proven to be the superior method of transportation in all respects? Don't tell me you're one of those horrid car lovers.
>>5151083The only benefit of a motor coach is not having to pull over and give it a little smooch every mile.
>>5151083It's really bad. I'm stuck inbetween both worlds and they are tearing me apart like soft bread.I saw two horse heads on both sides on this pic >>>/o/29051202
>>5151402We'll neigh for you.
and they call it a colt .45 because it requires the components from over 44 fresh colts to produce a single gun. This is why I prefer a ruger.
Do You?
>howdy neigh-bor, spare a cup of hay?
>>5151406I shrink them down and carry them close to my heart. My doctor says it'll kill me.
Do you ever feel like a trashed autism horse?
>>5151440that image really says a lot about society
>>5151406imagine the warm and gentle breath from their noses...
>>5151083
>>5151644the horse is obeying laws and understands to leave at least a one horse gap per mph, meanwhile the car behind it is right on its tail.
>>5151647Booo
If you could meet one which would you rather? A sheep that has a horse's mind brain implanted and can speak and tell you all about the horse experience or a horse that can speak but only talks about dull subjects and is short tempered with you?
>>5151864can a sheep even handle the information a horse's brain holds?
>>5151870I think a sheep would surprise you.
>>5149434What does the 'doug' button do?
>>5152045it dougs
it seems ponies don't appreciate kisses like big horses do
>>5152131Why hors on roof?
Can horses eat mushrooms or nuts, or is it something that thier stomachs just can't digest?
>>5152329I kissed a pony on the nose a hundred times and I hate to think she was just tolerating it.
>>5152329horses don’t like your teeth in their blindspot near their face by default, you could secretly be a wolf
You guys excited for the new spiderhorse movie?
Mare pattern baldness
>>5152338It's not about why, it's about why not
>>5151440Hey, I know that statue. All over downtown rochester they've got horse statues painted all kinds of different ways for local business/neighborhoods/other random shit.I believe that one was on University Ave.
>>5152569I'd have taken it home and made it the centerpiece of the living room.
The minerals must be really good
>>5152664Orange cats are rich in excess minerals since they have so few braincells
a cute detail about old lady wind in her hair that i like is that her son, black tide, inherited the little pink spot on his nose that she has! with all the foal pics and clips that show up on my social media, sometimes I don't pick up on the little things the horses inherit from their parents
>>5153003I was crossing a paddock in the dark one night and this star started drifting towards me and it was worrying and I could not make sense of what it was but it turned out to be a horse' white nose coming to see what was going on
>>5153003those are boop marksthat's where you're supposed to boop
>>5153012w-what happens if you boop outside the boop marks?
>>5153017
>>5153017Twenty weeks of hard labor in the oat mines. If you resist you get torn apart like soft bread. And all your equine related oriental comics get deleted too.
Horseshoes
>>5153012
>>5149434First thing that comes to mind
>>5153268I only watch he-man on loop
>>5153268Obligated to even though its going to be bad
>be untouched by human hands>turn out weird
Have you fucking visited Yakutia by now Anon
>>5153633neigh...
>>5153633Why would I go there? Are there horses that need saving?
>>5153698first you'd need to thaw them
I still can't believe ponies are somehow real
>>5153833Same. It's amarezing.
what do you guys think of saddle i saw on facebook marketplace
>>5153884well I wouldn't wanna wear it
>>5153884Would fit my mother
>>5153833miniature horses were made through the power of human's love of horses wanting a smaller horse that lives longer to keep as a pet, but ponies are a natural creation
>>5153903Epona? Is that you?
>wind in her hair has been getting thinneri know she's 35, almost 36. but i'll still be sad...i hope she can start eating lots and stay healthy for a long time
>>5154064Horses know when it's time to go back to the sea of screaming horse souls. It's always sad but I hope to go there when the time is right too.
>>5154106Blessed being missing the godly meal
>>5151070Maraerials in the sky...
>>5151070>maybe there are minerals in that nebula...
>>5153884Cursed thumbnail
>>5154064not that it will ever happen, but you still have enough time to prepare a proper death poem for her right now...
What about a petting zoo for people that don't want to ride where they can hang out with the horses for a few hourse and maybe give them a little smooch on the nose now and then?
>>5154517But how would you prevent the horses from simply eating the guests?
Where you going when the horsepocalypse begins?
>>5154517
>>5154563Dress code and no pretending to be grass
>>5154607>there's a mare going round taking neighmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmyWfp2aFkc
>>5154610I was just there in May
>>5154563Mineral support cats, obviously.
>>5154655Now this is a horse pussy we can all enjoy.
>>5153003It has passed to Equinox to the rest of his sons
what can be done about horsing under the influence? should the perpetrators be ordered to attend oatoholics anonymous meetings?
>>5154723wtf
>>5154641Makin' my way downtownWalking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
Really glad that horses are actually real
>>5154747anon...I...
>>5154764the fuck have you lot been putting your dicks into then?
>>5154774The government built robotic replicas to fool the public into thinking they still existed, they're perfect imitations of the originals aside from their inability to bear foals from human seed
>>5154781>two holesCheapskates.
>>5154723i hope they're okay, horsing around is no joke
>>5154798unfortunately the fence didn't make it...
Winking mares
>>5154879no
Anyone got that picture of the horse being digested while the horse that ordered it looks on?
>>5154894The fuck is wrong with people who like vore?
do japanese horses have to remove their horseshoes when they come inside?
>>5154907that horse looks so fed up with bullshit
>>5154903in the wild no minerals can be allowed to go to waste
>>5154978No, that I get. I just don't understand vore.
>>5154947he worked all day at the pasture and the mare didn't even have carrots ready for him when he came home
>>5150946She’s doing well Anon. Some of my dumb coworkers have been feeding her too much so she’s put on some weight. We’ve been working hard through the summer, she loves jumping over poles and logs. Also she got some styling fly boots. >>5151065She’s too fat for that
>>5155092She just oozes maresonality. Need some footage of her walking and neighing.
>>5155092So glad to hear she's doing fine (apart from the little fat)
brothers, can you help the anon out with this q? i got curious too>>>/mlp/43460494
Horsebros...
>>5155193>noteats
>>5155133She did get kicked out of her herd unfortunately. She kept starting fights. She’s back with one of her old friends though so I guess it worked out.
>>5155193Motorcycle but 100x dumber>before you reinvent the wheel ask why it was invented in the first placeChina exemplifies the reason this is a saying
>>5155092Very happy to see this chubby marelet again
>>5155092She looks like she's cussing a lot in a day
>>5155164pastel horse enjoyers are unworthy of forbidden horse knowledge.
passed by here on work and there was a park next door with a walking path right next to the premises
>>5155419oh it's doing that thing with my phone photos. oh wellhad a staring contest with this one, the other wasn't too interested in me
>>5155420itchy hoers (this frame didn't capture it but it was rubbing its chin all over the top of the fence)
>>5155421these two seemed very intrigued by the phenomenon
>>5155423hungry hoers
>>5155424little hoers
>>5155425autistic hoers
>>5155421great facial expression. it's exactly how I'd look if my chin itched and I didn't have hands to scratch it
>>5155426*Australian
>>5155426>>5155425crop your photos before sending to avoid exif rotation.
>>5155423That's some swayback on that horse
>>5155425that horselet is in grave danger
>>5155487It means the love the horse. I'm going to get you a picture of the craziest swayback horse I see most days. Her belly is touching the floor practically and she's 18 hands.
>>5155487Time to fetch the spine straightening machine
Uneventful forgotten horse media that hasn't been watched for almost 2 decades
Draft horse enjoyers meeting in a pleasant atmosphere...
>>5155703As an appreciator of massive muscly mares and pleasant atmospheres I'm appalled that I wasn't invited to this.
>>5155703>>5155799I like shire horses.
>>5155589>>5155487I took this picture over my shoulder while driving but I got her. Look at the back.
>>5155932>>5155799The bigger the horse the smaller the (You)
>>5155950I like big mares.
>>5155956I have that too
>>5155938Yo mama tried to ride that horse
>>5155950
>>5155419went back here today on my break. looks like the swayback one and the black one are friends, they always seem to be together.should i just assume there's no touching/feeding allowed? is it worth asking any of the workers if i see them?
>>5155950We are all but irrelevant specks in comparison to the megamare herself, blessed be her mane
>>5156014I will not stop lifting until I look like this
>>5156078 >no touchingI won't say I've never done it if they come up to the fence by themselves, but quite a few owners don't like it. I've always wondered if it's a liability or a cultural thing. Coming from a cat household theidea of asking for permission to pet a random cat (at my own risk of course) is absurd to me, but for dogs and horses it seems to be different. If there's no sign outright forbidding it I guess it might be okay until someone says something? >no feedingthat I would not do. certainly not snacks, and even grass from next to the pasture, can I be 100% sure it's only grass? >is it worth asking any of the workers if i see them?it would be the correct way to do it, but the answer might be no. the old ask for forgiveness or permission dilemma...
>>5156175lifting horses?
>>5156275I trained to lift a shetland pony above my head to shock someone but I don't think it can be done. Not unless the horse is extremely calm and them little ones usually are spirited.
>>5156275My friend lifted the front of her horse off the ground, one of us under each 'armpit'
>>5156412Start lifting them as soon as they are born.
>>5155956and I cannot lie
>hear about terms like "animal husbandry'' and "horse grooms">study extremely hard and rise through academia>reach the top but find out it has nothing to do with marrying a nice marePeople say they are envious of my life but it's all a lie.
>>5156498You're not allowed to pick up a foal. It's unbecoming.
>>5156545skill issue
>>5156412>lift a shetland pony above my head>TOP 10 most idiotic ways people died
>>5156602I still believe it's possible.
Have you heard, of the miracle of Fulvius Stellus the virile? It is not a story the modern veterinary establishment would tell you...
Watched the Spirit movie last night. Good movie. What horse content have you consumed recently?
>>5157009I went to the petting zoo and smooshed some pony noses on the weekend.
>>5157003Its a conspiracy to prevent demigod-mares from ruling the world.
>>5157021If there were talking horses I would be a zealot.
>>5157009last weekend there was a horse show a few towns over so I went there and consumed the sunlight reflected from their bodies, directly stimulating my neurons
>>5157032Same>>5157034One of your 5 a day mate
>>5157233A cruel but necessary part of horse society
>>5157281>am baby
Lip wiggle AMERICA
horses shall now be called freedom runners
>>5157328*Canada
>>5157332Oh don't be so persnickety.
>>5155419went back here another time today. first one then a few more horses looked at me, walked roughly in my direction, looked at me some more, then walked away sort of coyly only to turn and look again, then just repeated that for a while. it was cute, and i was flattered that they seemed to take some interest in me. one of the workers came out and asked if she could help me, so i just explained that i drive for a living and was on my lunch break. we made fairly normal conversation, i just hope she didn't think i was some sort of pervert. felt maybe now wasn't the time to ask if petting is permitted
>>5157332wish i was that happy when im asleepobviously need more mares in my life
>>5157418Anon, that's a gelding.
>>5157420one holed mare then
Why do horses need such strong bites when they eat stuff like grassIt's not like it's used for self defense either
>>5157424Take a bite of grass.
>>5157424To geld people like >>5157421
>>5157434kek
>>5157418horses only sleep that happy when they have comfy beds, otherwise they wake up cranky until they've had their morning cup of carrots
>>5157420That's Little Miss and she is definitely a mare
>>5157457Don't fall for it, he just wants you to email proof to his Dr.Vadgers protonmail.
>>5157438
>>5157438>they wake up cranky
Wow someone is giving away probably incredibly thrilling horse software for free in the small ads but it's too far away to fetch
>>5157518>>5157483Every time I go to sleep I imagine I'm going to sleep with every living horse in the world and breathing into their gentle nostrils and I barely need any ambian to snooze
>>5157546So you count horse nostrils instead of sheep?
>>5157550*nares
>>5157464isn't that a rather precarious position to put your head? is the foal okay?
>>5157578got squashblasted straight to jupiter a second after the pic got taken
