Horse GeneralWoe befalls any who fail to horse ITT>>5139879 - Previous Thread
>>5149434Sex
>>5149484no
why are horses
>>5149515genuinely if this happens to me im grabbing that tongue and getting my fingers bitten off
>>5149525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVLzUOwC-CAIt's good for them to pull on the tongue. You just have to prepare the owner or they come over and are all like "what the fuck are you doing?!" and "stop it!"
>>5149515God sent them to warn us. We didn't listen.
>>5149560>having that walking around the garden of eden>still asking for some bald ape made out your bonesThat and killing off the last unicorn makes me wonder about this species.
>>5149560reject modernity, embrace hors
I can't believe this concept had never really taken off. Do you guys have more of these barn drawings?
>horses have to wear clothing in Japan
>>5149703I just met Japan in London. This isn't true.
>>5149484FPBP
>>5149703Japs have the right idea, the equine form is inherently erotic and should be shielded from the eyes of unsuspecting innocents
>>5149515we just dont know
Big fat mare butts
>>5149891
big news
>>5149899
>>5149899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP7Siv1AFss
i want to scratch an itchy hoers
>>5150013Be mareful what you wish for
>>5150015He lost his leg shortly after the video ended.
>>5150015oh no, now i have an excuse to run my hands all over that whole flank, what ever will i do...
>>5150041
>>5150045ellen degeneres has horses?!
>>5150063>Yes, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, own horses>de Rossihehehe
>>5150064Kek
Hello /an/onsI come here from /p/ with a question about pic related.What's the deal with that cover on the horses?For context, i shot this in Netherlands, 3 weeks ago. I don't think it's temparture related, despite the insanely hot summer, that day it was 25° at midday.
>>5150064>her wife
>>5150109UV and (horse) fly protection afaik. they often get their fur trimmed so they'd be more sensitive to both
>>5150015that /v/ post yesterday lied to me
>>5150125Why would you take horse advice from a bunch of /v/irgins? /hors/ is the only certified true and honest source of horse information on 4chan. We all have the proper certifications and degrees
>>5150133looks like theyre actually studying backend development in those webms
>>5150116ah i seebut now i have another question: what's the point of trimming horse fur? Is it like sheep that were breed to the point they couldn't survive without humans trimming it?
>>5150148Horses naturally shed their winter coats in the spring and it stays short all summer, but horses generate heat like crazy and trimming helps horses who have to do a lot of physical activity or breeds that are used to colder climates
>>5150148good question, now I had to read up on it and apparently I'm talking nonsense: the skin of those particular horses might just be too white to handle the summer sun even with their normal, untrimmed summer fur. especially if the pasture doesn't have a decent amount of shade. or the horse flies are bad this year. or the owner thinks at least one of the two is true.>Is it like sheep that were breed to the point they couldn't survive without humans trimming it?no, it's the opposite. during winter their fur is a bitch to deal with when it gets sweaty, so a lot of people trim it and then put blankets on them for our convenience. we're the ones making them sweat after all. I just figured that summer would be more or less the same
>>5150063Only to tie to the limbs of interns that accidentally look her in the eye so she can have them pulled apart like soft bread.
>>5150109Flies in the eyes. The zebra print blankets you see reduce flies too.
>>5150133Ah, a fellow Ivy Leager
>>5150145Overdeveloped backends is a passion here
The horse was spying on me the other day.
>>5150484what do you know that the horse doesn't?
>>5150484what horse?
ARE HORSES MEGAFAUNA OR FUCKING NOT??????
It's too hot in here. I'm going out for some mare.
>>5150484They're inside your walls.
>>5150497be mareful
>>5150505Don't want to run afoal of an angry farmer
>>5150015>Mares aren't attracti-
>>5150015>those needy kicksYOU JUST FUCKING KNOW
For a sec I thought I was on /an/ >>>/o/29048533
Sometimes I think of this fat little horse and wonder what she's doing
>>5150946qrd?
>>5150996She was attached to weather balloons and drifted away...
>>5151065>How could this happen to me>I've made my mistakes>Got nowhere to run>The night goes on>As I'm fading away
>>5150916Why are you on the car board when horses have proven to be the superior method of transportation in all respects? Don't tell me you're one of those horrid car lovers.
>>5151083The only benefit of a motor coach is not having to pull over and give it a little smooch every mile.
>>5151083It's really bad. I'm stuck inbetween both worlds and they are tearing me apart like soft bread.I saw two horse heads on both sides on this pic >>>/o/29051202
>>5151402We'll neigh for you.
and they call it a colt .45 because it requires the components from over 44 fresh colts to produce a single gun. This is why I prefer a ruger.
Do You?
>howdy neigh-bor, spare a cup of hay?
>>5151406I shrink them down and carry them close to my heart. My doctor says it'll kill me.
Do you ever feel like a trashed autism horse?
>>5151440that image really says a lot about society
>>5151406imagine the warm and gentle breath from their noses...
>>5151083
>>5151644the horse is obeying laws and understands to leave at least a one horse gap per mph, meanwhile the car behind it is right on its tail.
>>5151647Booo
