Previously on /jef/ >>5147139Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5151423Your cat's a Cait Sith, lad.
>>>reddit
The sunflower enthusiast sure is uppity today
>>5151465why’s that?
>>5151483he joined the dark side of the force.
>>5151473I am so tired of itWhy does there always have to be some insane autistic freak that makes this shit into a crusadeLike we cant even have a little voting contest without some fucking nutjob losing his fucking mind over it And now the absolutely batshit crazy gloating Honestly I struggle to find reasons to visit this shitty website and Im sick of contending with fucking autistic lunatics
>>5151520jef will always be #1 in our hearts
>>5151420oh no. Shoey got Jef hooked on shoes.
>>5151520It’s fine, I was expecting it. People either love him or hate him, so any polls will have a heavy skew.My own nomination (Walrus) is still in the game tho lol
>>5151483>stands on two legs>main attack is screaming and slapping>symbiotic with a stuffed animal>torments his party members>owned by a dude working for a supercorpoJef's one Materia away from being a Blue Mage
>>5151680I wish I understood that reference
>>5151680>>5151692Ah well color me embarrassed I should’ve known that one, except I never played FF7
>>5151469That would be >>>/dog/
Hehe ridiculous beast
>>5151704jef totally is a Final Fantasy character. his attacks are>scratch>bite>idiot sandiwch>chicken food tank
>>5151792>>5151793>>5151794>>5151795>>5151796STOP IT, JEF! OLD ORANG IS SLEEPY.op, you need to start spraying jef with a squirt bottle. old orang wasn't hurting anybody. the poor cat just wants to SLEEP. you enable jef's bad behavior! that's why he lost the /an/lympics!
jef wants tuna. you promised to give him tuna. tuna.
>>5151873but Jef didn’t win the /an/lympics
>>5151794Old Orange has the perfect BUT WHY THO face
>>5151905He doesn’t need a reason. She hates his guts for it and doesn’t like him anywhere near her. He just gets bored and commits atrocities.
old pic
>>5151873OP fed him a chicken food tank in the last thread for his valiant effort in the /an/lympics
>>5151909need a shoop of jef working under a car
>>5151937Aw poor jeffyLook at his tail all puffed
>>5151975seconding this
>>5151973
>>5152059>>5152057JEF LOVES CHIBKM
>>5151978he's having fun
>>5151937why do they paint the base of the tree white?
>>5151792>>5151794>>5151797What a MENACE
>>5152097I think it’s lime or something that prevents insects from nesting in them but not 100% on that
>>5152097it's limestone, it protect the trees from bugs, fungus and other pests
Idiot Jef can’t find the crickethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=larOVLMW2HA
yo guys, let’s agree to cool it with the /an/lympics crusading. I appreciate the support for Jef but it’s only going to paint a bigger target on his back. I’m not really sure why there are people with a visceral hateful reaction toward him but it’s 4chan, so it goes without saying that it just comes with the territory.
>>5152218Does jef always sit in the driver's seat on car rides? It looks like the car makes him sleepy
>>5151418What kind of idiot falls asleep like that?
>>5152238Almost always. Sometimes he stands up on the rear passenger door to look out the window but he almost always eventually crawls into the driver’s lap. Here he is on Shoey’s owner’s lap in her car.
>>5152240>steering wheel logo is an actual shoeStop posting AI
>>5152240Ok. Spill the beans. What's shoey's real name? Do his owners know he's got an internet nickname?
>>5152246You sure you wanna know? It won’t ruin the myth for you?
>>5152251No. Keats was an idiot. Knowing things does not send them to "the dull catalogue of common things."Knowing how the aurora borealis works didn't make my trip to see it any less awesome.
>>5152346Alright. His real name is Curry (English) or 咖喱 (Chinese)
>>5152355That's almost as cute as Shoey.
>>5152355shoey is a better name anyways
>>5152355huh, kinda fitting. Speaking of that, what's Jef's transliterated name in Mandarin?
>>5152481That’s a good question, I’ll have to look it up later. But I don’t generally believe in giving a cat two names in different languages like that, so he’s just Jefrey, or whatever the closest thing to that the person can pronounce
>>5152535Jef no. It starts small and then you end up like Shoey!
>>5152551Please scratch jefs tummy for meThank you
>>5152535you just let your cat get hair all over other peoples' towels and shit? kinda rude of you
>>5152747Those are dirty ass rags not towels
>>5152867>community-service jef inspects the packages for dangerous paraphernalia
gay ass thread
>>5153042The hunting genes have reactivated
Do any of you walk your cat like this too?
who the hell made a jef shitcoin? which one of you did this? Jef is NOT for scamming!
>>5153048Not me but there's a dude in my neighbourhood who I swear to Christ has a fucking serval or something that he walks around on a lead. We don't see him all the time but my son loses his shit when he does.
I just want to get out in front of this and say that I don’t condone this and it’s not anything I (OP) have made or endorsed
>>5153048Any time we try to use a leash on a collar or vest, my kot would hunker down and refuse to move.
I don’t have X and I need to go to bed soon, but if anyone can, please investigate this. From what I can tell, some absolute subhuman scum are promoting a jef shitcoin. I do not endorse this at all.
Actually don’t bother. Looks like it was a quick rugpull that some asshole made and it’s dead now from what I can tell. That shit pisses me off. I shouldn’t be surprised though.
>>5153051>>5153053>>5153057using Jef for personal profit is a one-way ticket to hell.
>>5153044>Jef ponders the crushing existential weight of existence
>>5153089Do you even /jef/?Using Jef for personal profit is a one-way ticket beyond the red door/under the lounge couch.
>>5153093the red door leads to the "other" world. don't go through it.
>>5153258>>5153259jef sits like a fat bastard
>>5153260that’s because he is a fat bastard
>>5152355Shoey is a much better name
>>5153269I agree but I don’t make the rules
Jefrey in DISBELIEF as Capy Comes to LIFEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DRDMVLx4UE
>>5153273I've never heard a cat meow in italics before this
>>5153283He’s super vocal and chirpy and trilly
>>5153283take that back! Jef is NOT an Italian.
>>5153273kek that must be like seeing bigfoot for him
>>5153272do his owners know he has a nickname?
>>5153258jef loves tasteful nude photography
>>5153298No I haven’t told her that he’s a meme
Sorry forgot to reply to these once the shitcoin came to my attention >>5153052that’s pretty dope, are those legal where you are? >>5153054Get one like Jef has, he also flopped around like a fish when we tried to use a vest style one
>>5153273https://youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo
>>5153308
Oh my god. He's a queen
>>5153338how dare you
>>5153302>are those legalNope. If dude isn't breaking the law, it might be an F1 male savannah. Savannah males are infertile and generally somewhat cheap to get (compared to females, anyway; girls cost $20k) but this thing is fucking shouldn't be here either way. Look, I live in an 18th century Belgian-blocked neighbourhood on the US east coast with the largest woodland park area nearby being over two miles away. I hope I only rarely see him because a huge swath of our area is pedestrian only (to protect the historic stonework) so those of us with cars use street parking a bit farther off or parkominiums and we only catch him when he's walking kitty to the car in order to drive it to that park or the much larger one a bit farther away than that to have it run around. I used to do that with my dog. But considering some of the rich pricks who live here, he may very well have an actual serval. I want to take a picture but don't want to come off as a nuisance so I leave him be.
>>5153363That sounds like a huge pain in the ass to have that thing in that area. Dude is probably just trying to flex
>>5153367look at his little toes
>>5153057this nigger is starting shitcoins on the back of every fucking trending meme animal out there. it has to be a jeet
>>5153367Yeah, probably.I like it here and most of the neighbours are awesome (everyone on my extremely eclectic block is) but there are a few from just beyond that are total look-at-me cunts. Here's a Google Maps street view video of my block (my house even appears in it!) and area. They sent a guy with a camera backpack to walk down it. Didn't know they had that. Thought it was just cars. Anyway, notice the brick and Belgian block. It's all original from the 1600s-1700s. The Bouvier family mansion (as in Jackie Bouvier/Kennedy) is around the corner.
>>5153429Looks like a fancy place, you must be doing quite well for yourself
>>5153463JEF IS GETTING ALL WET AAHHHH
>>5153409Yeah he seems like an absolute scamming scumbag, thinking people are going to pile in on the dumbass animal shitcoin craze of 2021 again 5 years later. He’d probably make more money just working a wagie job. I hate these people so fucking much.
feed your wife a chicken food tank
>>5153480damn OP this is the only thing i've seen you actually pissed off about
>>5153621Let me put it this way. I have more respect for fleas, ticks, and mosquitoes than someone who makes and rugpulls animal shitcoins to steal money from people, and using my cat’s likeness to do it makes it personal. These are some of the lowest forms of life on Earth. Lower than pond scum.
>>5153623there's a 99.9999% chance it's a jeet doing it
>>5153810Levels of safe and comfy that no human can reach
>>5153810JEF WAKE UP
feed old orang a chicken food tank
>>5154045She’s too picky, she won’t eat it
>>5153470>he touched the doorit's over
>>5154049then feed her something she'll like
>>5154049it's like you hate old orang and want her to die
>>5154067Why would you say that? I love Old Orang, she was my first cat that was completely my own
>>5154149Miao
>>5154147I'm surprised capy has lasted this long. my cat completely murders his plushies whiting the first week, he's completely obsessed with pulling out all the soft stuffing from the inside
>>5154154Capy is still holding strong and will probably outlive us all. Luckily for Jef, he was designed to hang on the outside of a car, built like a tank.
>>5154149you just KNOW jef is saying a racial slur in that pic
boop jef on the nose. post results.
AAAAAND HE’S OFF
>>5154275>MROW
and back in the elevator home
If you haven't seen it "the cat returns" is a fun 90 minutes
>>5154368Where did that come from
>>5154378jef wishes he was the baron
>attention whores on 4chan >OH NOES SOMEONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
>>5154325he's such a curious little guy. has to inspect everything.
put hat on jef. post results.
put results on hat. post jef.
>>5154421how big of a hat?
>>5154515Ten gallon
>>5154515the biggest one you can find
put Old Orang on Jef. Post results.
>>5154335your apartment complex is kinda.....dilapidated
put wife on jef. post results.
mmm stranger’s laundry
>>5154691Jef what are you doing, you look ridiculous. cats don't wear hats!
>>5154692CROIKEY! look at the size of that capybara!
>>5154691Rare footage of Jef not terrorizing the girls
put your dick on Jefpost results
>>5154929Old Orange is giving you that >Why is IT still hereface
>>5154692safari guide jef will run away at the first sign of danger
>>5154929old orang just wants peace and quiet
>>5154900Jef hiss at penis >>5154929
>>5154972I would never expose myself to Jef
>>5155084point at jef with your dick. post results.
>>5155138>hey I want to go out
>>5155264jef is drunk. he's gotta get help.
>>5155264I understand what that mug is trying to say but there's something weird about it.
>>5155289Chingrish.
>>5155137it looks like the backpack is eating jef
>>5155294ACKSHUALLY it’s called chinglish
>>5155514GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE JEF
>>5155515He’s not a guy who cares much for rules
>>5155639he's such a smug little fuck
>>5155639>Do something, guailo
>>5155639>"f___ you, n_____!">-Jef
>>5155598Lewd!
>>5155953>hey Siri, add AAAAAAAAAAAAH! to my grocery list
>>5155962kek
>>5155953jef is the reason i drink
>>5154700>>5154698why are you letting jef dirty up strangers' laundry? how do you know they aren't allergic to cats? they just want to dry their laundry. pretty inconsiderate of you AND jef, to be desu
>>5155966the blotches in your wife's legs tell me she has iron deficiency. does she have a kidney disorder?
>>5156087Fuck you and fuck that laundry
>>5156088We just got bloodwork done a couple weeks ago and neither of us have any issues
>>5155953huh, he's remaking that one movie poster
>>5156107What movie poster
>>5156131turns out I didn't remember it as well as I thought
>>5155966the fur on jef tells me he's a cat (mrow)
>I THINK JEF SUCKS!
put jef in the laundry basket and cover him with socks. he'll LOVE it!
do a video where you act like you're gonna pet jef but you walk past him and start petting old orang
>>5156509Damn that’s a really good idea
Oh wow that’s the image limit. Btw guys, I’ll be going on a last minute 2 week vacation because the tix were insanely cheap and I’ve got the time to do it. Should I make a new thread anyway? I could post whatever my wife sends me. Or one of you can make the next one if you want. Let me know. I leave the day after tomorrow.
>>5156528Go for it, we'll keep the place warm for ya
>>5156509seconding this
>>5156528Just take a break man. You deserve it. We'll all be here when you get back. Plus it will give a new urgency to everything.
>>5156581shut up, bitch. the people demand more jef. i hate mfs like you that do the "you deserve it" shit online. how do you know OP doesn't punch little kids in the face? you don't know what he does and doesn't deserve. what i DO know is that you deserve a raping (and that's what i'm gonna do)
>>5156615Not sure why my comment made you this upset. I think you should tell your mom you need to go see a therapist over this. Hopefully they prescribe you something like haldol
>>5156623take a rape. you deserve it!
>>5156693Hope you get better little guy
>>5151413Generals belong in /ang/
>>5156730link me senpai
Jefrey chasing a laserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRE38kSEKHI
>>5156762kek what a retard
>>5156429lmao
>>5156762>bonks his head on a stoolOh noooo lolWhat a silly beast
>>5156730we'll post jef wherever we damn well feel like it, NERD. and there's TWO things you can do:>nothing>like it
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