Previously on /jef/ >>5151413Who is Jefrey (with one F)?He was found abandoned in some bushes filthy and covered in fleas late one night in mid-July 2024. He’s all grown up, and enjoys car rides, climbing trees, going to new places, and most of all, his capybara. Some believe him to be a goblin or gremlin. Jefrey was named after the Pixies song “Space (I Believe In)”.Jefrey suffers from mild ear-ectile dysfunction.Originally posted him here back in July 2024 seeking advice for potential health problems due to his folded ears, some /an/ons wanted more of him, and so now you’re stuck with him.
>>5157302BRUH, it is fucking SEPTEMBER. How has he not taken the new years' decorations down.
>>5157290i like how flat jef is in this picture
>>5157292napy w/ capy
>>5157305It’s the same deal with Christmas lights, some people just leave them up out of laziness
jefffrey gay
>>5157311I cant believe Xi allows such slovenly behavior
>>5157342your mom gay
Went to Lumphini Park in Bangkok today and saw this cat and crow sitting on the sidewalk together begging for food from passersby like some sort of tag team. Never in my life seen some shit like that.
>>5157493this is next-level shit
>>5157557jemf eat shrinp
>>5157342how dare you. you shall taste my blade.
>>5157499jef needs a crow-conspirator
>>5157557it's so shrimple
>>5157557look how wonky his eyes get when he gets a taste of that sweet shrimp juice. he's going NUTS
>>5157493Crows/ravens do this pretty often when they find animals willing to leave scraps, there's even a whole symbiotic thing they've got going with wolves
>>5157685>>5157493>>5157494>>5157499we need drawanon to sketch jef with his crow. one pic of them hustling tourists for treats, another of an intense rpg battle with jef, capy and the crow. what would jef's crow be named?>mr. crowcombe>corvy>crobbsworth
>>5157557WHO WILL FEED OLD ORANG WHILE YOU'RE GONE?!?!
>>5157701I was waiting for this
>>5157708i didn't find a car image i really liked. that was as good as i could get.
>>5157701kek
>>5157733jef is SIMPING for a SHRIMPING
>Look mom I posted it again
>>5157774gottem
>>5157774>doesnt have the courage to call himself so can only spam this in the hopes that some random will do something as if he were living in 2007Its beyond pathetic.
are chinese as easy to dox as americans?
>reposting an image that the perennial /an/ attentionwhore themselves posted is breaking le rulesIt's in the archive bro, all the Jef pics are archived and are now accessible for anyone anywhere to use as they want. Don't like it?Don't post it in the first place.
>>5157822ever considered not being such a faggot?
>>5157804jef is very tired from all the yoga
>>5157822Literally nobody caresIts only you, alone in your schizo delusion
Anya and Jeffery should do a crossover sometime.
>>5157774Lmao it's infinity easier to dox Jeffery anon then it is to dox Anyaolster
If you guys can do me a solid by reporting the post any time he does it I’d appreciate it. The jannies apparently won’t do their job unless enough people report it. It’s a violation of rule 4 and is bannable. I don’t particularly care about myself getting doxxed but I’m more concerned about my family. Please report the post if you haven’t already, I’d appreciate it.
>>5157877This 110%. Doxing isn't cool.
>>5157883it used to be that 4chan doxxed animal abusers, now some faggot wants to doxx the opposite of an animal abuser
>>5157877nobody fucks with the jef
>>5157822>mad about a guy posting pictures of his cat on an animal-themed board on a cat-centric Uzbekistani clay pottery forumto be desu, i'd just kill myself if my life ever got this pathetic. have a rare-jef, bitch.
>>5157818its a leaf larping as a chinese for some reason
>>5157915That’s weird since I’m not a leaf nor have I ever claimed to be Chinese, and I obviously am not if you just look at my arm
>>5157914not as pathetic as fanboying a tryhard wannabe /an/ meme, reallythese threads are just the neverending, regurgitated catfaggot spam final boss>kkkjef lmao one f lol kys doxing the guy is the only fun thing about coming here because none of you losers are creative, funny, or interesting at all
>>5157922you must have got molested as a child. chill lil bro
>>5157922>yeah I’m gonna go in and doxx the OP of a thread I find no interest in because I don’t know how to simply hide the thread and I’m a pathetic piece of shit loser who can’t stand a guy who posts cats on an animal board and this is the most attention anyone will ever pay to me
>>5157918holy shit. what's this guy's name? Kapo?
>>5157929No idea, girl cat that came to my hotel door to greet me this morning
>>5157930her name is Twiggy
>Accuses me of attentionwhoring vicariously through a cat>Attempts to doxx me repeatedly for attentionI wonder what he meant by this
>>5157932So would you be willing to have Jeffery meet Anya one day?
>>5157937Of course
Wow finally the janny does his job
are you back from bankok?
>>5157963I’m not in Bangkok, I’m traveling around elsewhere in Thailand but will be back home on the 16th. It’s low season here and the tickets and lodging were dirt cheap. I had the time so I just took it. So Jef pics will be slow-going til then.
>>5157965what the fuck is that thing? why are its nipples so rock-hard?
>>5157967Thais love their air conditioning. Indoors are always freezing fucking cold and outside is like hotter than hell. Those cats don’t have hair so I’m sure she was feeling a bit nippy
>>5157968you gonna buy a ladyboy tonight? hehehe hell yeah
>>5157969To each their own, but no, traps are gay, and I ain’t gay
>>5157976it's not gay if you think of jef while you cum
>>5157978desu thats way more disturbing than homosexuality
>>5157980so hookers are okay as long as they're not dudes?
>>5157981I was actually more alluding to the premise of the bestiality
wat
>>5158043The Jef is computing
>>5158056>this cat tried to unlock your phone
>>5157290>>5157306Same. I think that cats are the one creature that have rested/slept in every possible body position ever.
OP do a pic of jef committing mail fraud
>>5158249Dude, I’m not gonna post evidence of Jefrey committing a felony, he wouldn’t last a day in jail, let alone prison
>>5158302this guy look like trouble
>>5158283some prisoners can get a cat if they have enough good behavior stocked up. seems to help with rehabilitation. even the hardest gangsters won't fuck with another inmate's cat. starts unnecessary drama
>>5158503How do you know this?
>>5158546not that anon but its a well-ish known prison experiment that we do in america sporadically. the idea being that you give inmates responsibilities that they care for and then theyre less likely to return to prison. rehabilitation vs punishment
>>5158551Yeah I’ve heard of it as an experimental program but never as something ubiquitous
>>5158546tv
It occurred to me today how weird Jef is. I’ve never seen a cat treat a stuffed animal this way. Sure, I’ve seen cats have favorite toys. But Jef doesn’t hunt or pounce on Capy. He simply carries him around, suckles on his ear, grooms him, and has an emotional bond with him. Have any of you had a cat who was like this? Or know anyone who has?
>>5158635How have you never encountered that before?That behaviour is so common that there's even a cartoon strip about it you might have heard of: Garfield. Pooky is to Garfield what Capy is to Jef.Like I brought up once before (and got promptly shut down even though I'm 100% correct), everything Jef does is explainable by the fact that he grew up without littermates. This is what abandoned cats do. It's textbook. He never had other littermates or mum to "smack the taste out his mouth" = he bullies the other cats. He never had littermates or mum to comfort him and provide steady, stable, familiar smells = he bonds to a stuffy the same way he would have with them.This is extremely typical behaviour for s cat with his background. I've seen it many, many times.
>>5158613>>5158610wife taking too long to make the shrimp
>>5157967Looks like a Sphynx.
>>5158635there's that cat that has a snake plushie and acts like they are friends, he even tries to feed the plushie his own food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3jdXK06gMo
>>5158688That’s my mother in law>>5158652I don’t think it’s textbook because I’ve had a ton of cats in my life and I’ve just never seen this exact behavior. Garfield was a cartoon. I’d be curious to know, if you’ve seen it many many times, what objects the other cats bonded to. Jef didn’t have littermates but he had big orang and old orang and he never bonded with them in the same way. >>5158724Definitely closer to Jef behavior but I’ve never seen him try to feed Capy >>5158700It is a sphynx
>>5158733I wanna add to this, it’s not like big orang rejected Jef, she tried many times to be like a mom to him, she’s super caring if others, Jef was just a rowdy little asshole and rejected it all in favor of Capy
GIVE ME BACK MY CAPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi3-zr9OXck
>>5158733littermates are different from cats met later on during growth. littermates form a cats instincts and develoment. >>5158652is right. just because old orang and big orang were there, doesn't fix jef of his early life. infant cats need their mother and littermates to form proper bonds that lead to "normal" cat behavior. it's science, m8
>>5158746So Jef is mentally stunted and defective? This whole time I thought he was just wholesome
>>5158753he's catarded
>>5158745wife and mother in law are being MEAN to jef! they're gonna lock him in a drawer again!
>>5158733>I’d be curious to know, if you’ve seen it many many times, what objects the other cats bonded to.Usually blankets because they're generally given blankets to keep warm. They suckle the blanket, carry it around, cry when the blanket isn't available or taken away/moved out if reach (like >>5158745), can't sleep/strongly prefer not to sleep without the blanket and so on. In lieu of such an object, I've seen some abandoned kittens suckle their own paws or tails.Here are a few of the big giveaways of abandoned kitten behaviour that Jefrey displays: • he doesn't know how to play without getting rough. That's the "bullying". It isn't malicious, he just never had littermates and mum to teach him that how he treats others can hurt. To that end, does he pull his punches with bites? Abandoned kittens often never learn to use less biteforce.• he's a velcro cat who is exceptionally attached to the human who rescued him (you). You've mentioned you can't go to the bathroom without him losing his shit• he treats Capy like a littermate rather than a toy • he might be exceptionally vocal. Cat vocalisation isn't rare but you've made it seem like he's always mewing for something. Is he? If so, is it markedly more than other cats you've dealt with? That's a strong indicator of a singleton kitten.• other cats don't like him. Because he didn't have littermates, he never learned proper socialisation cues so he doesn't know how to behave with other cats. Other cats have no patience for his shit so they avoid him.As I've been saying, he's textbook. I want to stress that you didn't do anything wrong. This is just the reality of singletons.
>>5158766Yeah most of that makes sense, I’m not so sure about him treating Capy as a littermate though. I got no idea how old he was when he was separated from his mom. It couldve been the night he was found, or before. Old Orang was about the same age Jef was when we found her. She’s also got the problem of biting too hard and being glued to her human (me). Her comfort object is just stealing one of my random socks out of the sock drawer and then wandering around the house screaming with it. It’s less wholesome than Capy.
>>5158770>Her comfort object is just stealing one of my random socks out of the sock drawer and then wandering around the house screaming with it.:') that's so cute
>>5158775
>>5158779look how cozy she is
>>5158770hey OP, my comfort object is ur butt heheheheheheh
you think this is a jef thread, but its actually an old orange thread
>>5158808
>>5158848>>5158847>>5158846>the JEF has been activated
>>5158846jef looks scared of wife. send help.
>>5158779imagine kissing her right on the head
>>5159031She took a shit in that hoodie’s pouch pocket and I had to throw it away lol
>>5159069imagine kissing her right on the head
Good 'ol Jefrey
if I were smol and I could climb things and be above everyone else I would do it desuwho hasnt been in the park as a kid and tried to climb a tree?
>>5159543He looks like a parent scolding their kid for coming home past curfew
>>5159543jef watches you undress and judges you
OP you've been slacking
>>5159787You’re right, my bad. It’s just that I’m not home to take pics myself. But Jef is doing well last I saw him, which was last night
>>5159802what do you even do for 2 weeks at a time?
>>5159803Whatever I feel like, basically. Eat a bunch of food I can’t get back home. Ride scooters around stunning landscapes. Meet weird ass people like me. Sometimes it’s good to just get away for a little while.
>>5159810>Sometimes it’s good to just get away for a little while.nigga your life is already a vacation. you don't do shit. you work from home and take pictures of a cat. what the fuck you gotta get away from?
>>5159817Fair. My life does rule as-is, but I like to head off by myself every 6 months or so. Is that wrong? My round trip ticket was less than $150.
>>5159822you go to thailand like 5x a year
>>51598242-3x. Last time was in January thru February bruh. And I don’t plan on coming back again this year. Don’t worry. Jef is still waiting.
>>5159826>January thru Februaryhow the hell do you get a MONTH of time off from work
>>5159830I’m not going to specify my exact situation, but I busted my ass for about 12 years, saved and invested my ass off, own that place with my wife outright with no mortgage, and only spend about 15k a year. I’m not retired yet but I’ve made it to the point where I don’t need a 9-5 anymore.
>>5159833expat that used to do government contracting. based.
>>5159835Way less glamorous than that. I think you asked me that before.
>>5159810That's called living the dream.
>>5159899>Married to a good woman>Homeowner>Financially secure>Jefrey owner>Get dubs all the timeYeah, it could be worse
>>5159910psh. i can dubs too. watch this.
>>5159960Son, I am disappoint
>>5160066>we taught him to dubs wrong.. as a joke
>>5160104Literally my favorite movie of all time. I can probably recite every line in it by memory. My wife just thought it was stupid, along with most other people I know. They just don’t get it, man.
>>5160104You know the rule
>>5157288Does yefree have a theme song yet?
>>5160118He was based on his own theme song man. Pixies - Space (I Believe In).mp3https://youtu.be/Xf5mRBPzTQ4?si=01sj3XGFQkHTfdNL
>>5160123Which reminds me… if Kill Everyone is in here, ya gotta do a cover of Space (I Believe In)
>>5160111You just kinda had to be there for the era of cheaply dubbed Kung-Fu movies playing on network dead hours. It was weirdly common in Hispanic areas for some reason.
>>5160180I remember going to see it in a theater with my cousin and we were absolutely fucking dying
>>5160125i'm in here. ehh maybe. idk if i could make it fit with my style very well. i'll think about it.
>>5160115i will not post the entire film
Has your wife seen napoleon dynamite? I think its similar in the sense that I think you need to be able to appreciate their stupidity. It took me two tries with napoleon Anyways you should definitely make a habit of going up to your wife and do the wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh wee thing
>>5160218>your Jef is unstable
>>5160274That song isn’t your style, but that LFO song “I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch” is?
>>5160282Yeah we watched Napoleon Dynamite together over 10 years ago. I know it’s a hot take but I always felt like that movie was just OK. She didn’t particularly care for it but didn’t hate it either. It was all the rage when I was in high school, but I always felt like it was an alright movie but not one where my sides went into orbit like they did when I watched Kung Pow.
>>5160282One other thing about when we watched Napoleon Dynamite, we watched it on some Chinese streaming service and people can leave comments that stream across the screen at specific moments, and I do recall one of the only ones anyone left was at the end as the credits were about to roll and he was playing tetherball with that girl, someone wrote something along the lines of 这部电影是什么鬼 (what the fuck is this movie?) so yeah it went over a lot of people’s heads
I mean I think that every movie you download and watch should be the version that isnt censored by the chuneeze. but hey thats just me
>>5160454There’s nothing in Napoleon Dynamite worth censoring
>>5160495I forgot how much of a goblin this lad can be from the right angle
>>5160360LFO rules, dork. plus i can't really turn a pixies song into an "emo revival" style cover or turn it into a metalcore song, now can i?
>>5160496they look so cozy
Is it getting cooler there? His ears a droopy again
>>5160564All I’m saying is that it seems you cover random shit from across the spectrum, Pink Floyd, Misfits, LFO, in my mind Pixies wasn’t that far of a leap. It’s all good if you don’t feel like it, ya do good work regardless. >>5160588Nah these are older pics because I’m not home yet
>>5160671i will think about it. the intro is really heavy. that's not a problem. it's the verses that would come off as a bit cheesy if i tried to scream them. i might end up doing a b-52's type thing with the verses and chorus. that would be kinda cool
>>5160704That would be dope imo. It’s art. Make it your own. If you make anything sound exactly like the original, then what’s the point?
>>5160694i wanna tickle those toes
>>5160766Did you report him?
Oh look, he’s back from his janny-induced vacation. I wonder if he sees the irony in calling me an attention whore while he goes spastic and threatens to doxx me over posting cats in a cat thread.
>>5160769>he>hisFor now, maybe. Keep doing what you're doing. Don't let this "lady" having her psychosomatic monthlies all over the place force you to stop.
>>5160770Nah I’m not gonna stop. It’s not like I’m posting pictures of myself abusing animals or some shit. I post pics of Jef and the occasional Thai or Chinese street cat. Love cats. I am like the IRL Bubbles from TPB.
>>5160759Someone must be taking care of her, she's too well-kept for a street cat
>>5160778I saw her walk up to a street food vendor and they gave her some food. That’s how she gets by.
>>5160766not even OP, but you're a faggot. kys.
>>5160793what does capy taste like?
>>5160813You wanna try?
>>5160813at this point it probably tastes like frenching jef
>>5160913
>>5160913jef is chinese, not french. idiot.
>>5160758jef looks...different
hey OP what's the street-cat situation? find a black/white one and an orange one. report back.
>>5161089I’m almost to the airport right now, so no more Thai cats. But here, have my MIL punishing Jef for attacking Old Orang
>>5161096MIL knows how to DISCIPLINE. look at his dumb little face. he knows he fucked up. you coddle him. MIL dispenses JUSTICE.
>>5161097
>>5161098fucked around and found out.
>>5161096>MILmore like MILf, amirite fellas ahhahahahah no just kidding but honestly she's fit
>>5161109he's still apprehensive after being caught and punished for his crimes (for once in his entire life). look how his recidivism plummets. good behavior comes through respect. respect comes through fear.
>>5161109>yer' a n____er, jef
are MIL and FIL still together? idk how big divorce is in china. i assume everyone stays married forever. does MIL have a cat? what is his name? probably CIL
>>5161116They’re still together, she has no cats but she has two goldfish
>>5161117GIL?!
>>5161117imagine your mother in law and father in law having sex LOL that's so gross ewww why would you think about that?
>>5161117j-jef would never try to eat goldfish-in-law, r-right?
newly discovered vase from the shang dynasty. the inscription roughly translates to "little shithead". scholars and archeologists are perplexed
>>5161098what did he think was gonna happen? mother in law doesn't tolerate that bullshit
you've been away from the wife for a while now, OP. you guys gonna.....*gulp* KISS when you get home? that would be disgusting. don't do that.
>>5161121You tell me.
>>5161131Whoa, did you draw that????
finally home
already making trouble
How did Jeffy boy react
>>5161177Happy to see me, but then straight to Capy
>>5161207Jef is not that long, he's more wide than anything
>how dare you point at me. I shall respond with violence
>>5161348He screm
based jefrey keeping you in line
>>5161349He jmup
>>5161207that isn't how you hold jef. tell her to cease at once.
>>5161363this could be an album cover
>>5161350wife deserves to be scratched for how she treated jef while you were gone. she locks him in the drawer every day.
>>5161378I told her that. Fuck around, find out.
>>5161362jef standing at his most noble. his ears: proud and erect. hes not willing to take any disrespect
>>5161175jef hitting the sauce
>>5161173you've been gone a long time. feed jef a shrimp.
>>5161406Nah he’s too unruly right now
>>5161363why he mad?
>>5161500She was pointing at him
>>5161510>>5161509why is he being so naughty?
>>5161507>do you have video games in your phone?
>>5161533He’s just an asshole sometimes. I think he just gets bored.
>>5161658His heart is full of spite and hatredHe is one of us, a true 4chan animal
>>5161662Yep, he sure is.
>>5161665Tell jef I said "meow". He'll know what it means.
>>5161667
>>5161658remember that SNES game The Mask? where you could suck yourself into pipes and air vents? that was my shit. that's kinda what jef looks like
>>5161665you suck at smash bros OP
>>5161674I never had that one on the SNES
>>5161675I would fuck you up in Super Smash Melee. Who’s your go-to character? I use Marth.
>>5161677i main ligma
>>5161670this pic is AI
>>5161680I figured your favorite character was Harpo. At least I think there’s a Harpo, if not there should be…
>>5161682what's the most jef-like character in smash?
>>5161684Probably Pichu. Hurts himself in fights, tiny runt with a bad attitude
>>5161677I would destroy everyone in the OG with Ness. I've won tournaments. Plural. Numerously plural. That said, I haven't played many video games newer than N64 stuff so any other version of Smash, I'd probably get my surprisingly hairy Asian ass handed to me. I hear Ness was nerfed and made easier to use in all other versions but the original.>>5161684DK when I play with him. I mostly use him to troll. I just grab other players and walk off the ledge with them, killing us both. Seems like something Jef would do.
>>5161693I had the N64 one too but melee was the pinnacle. Going back to N64 I sucked ass. I used Samus in that one and it’s a completely different strategy than Marth.
my friends and I played brawl the most. I was a snake main. I have really fond memories of going 1 on 1 with my friend who played marth on final destination. legendary fights
>>5161708I never had that one, just the N64 and Gamecube ones
>>5161787Rare footage of Old Orange looking comfy around Jef
>>5161807this is spooky
>>5161787character select screen ahh
you gonna play some smash tonight op?
>>5161961Only if my wife is down, but she prefers Mario Kart more
>>5161964>MARIO KART SUCKS
what is friday/saturday like in the jef household? you guys get up to any mischief?
>>5161966Mario Kart rules>>5161970Nothing much, my wife is usually working on the weekends
>>5161978you just haul a headboard down to the basement and spray paint it?
>>5161985Yeah dude I personally dragged that headboard down there and spray painted it myself so that I could let Jef huff the fumes. It totally wasn’t some scumbag neighbor who dumped it there because he/she is too lazy to dispose of it otherwise.
>>5161986well yeah, you let jef rub on other peoples' clothes/blankets so it checks out
great picture. I'm curious how long that lasted and what the ending was
>>5161978>my wife is usually working on the weekendsHow much for a blowjob?
>>5162021I wouldn’t know, as I’ve never paid for one.
I need my morning Jef fix
>>5162045
>>5162049FUCK YEAH! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
>>5162035no, i meant from you. how much?
>>5162045it's unironically one of the first things i do in the morning when i'm having coffee. check my work schedule for the day, check /pol/ for news, check /jef/ for updates
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>>5162276Once I have a few more good pics I’ll start it. Should be either later today or tomorrow
>>5162101He's free use
>>5162306more jef's bazaar pics. pls do red lighting this time. and some new items for sale.
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