>>5156289kek, healthy looking animals too
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>>5156289ow ow OW Ow owwww oh ow owwww
>>5156293>His name is Wallace and he's an arsehole!
>>5156297Adorable!
>>5156481it's "wadders"
>>5156533collie.exe has encountered an error and needs to close
>>5156555what a jumbo bearcat
>>5156679looks like it snapped from being trapped in that tiny bunker all day
>>5156703>smilesFlashing teeth is a sign of dominance/aggression in primates.
>>5156673Too bad they shit everywhere.
>>5156705It's not in black macaques, they smile to initiate friendly interaction and grooming. They're the least aggressive monkey species as well.
>>5156289So that's why Stantler gets Intimidate.>>5156705Not all of emIt's generally seen as friendly in humans for example>>5156715They do but it's basically just hay so it's not so bad to clean up
>>5156293a bully
>>5156555what animal is this
>>5156780bintucorrect
>>5156781You are rong
>>5156703haven't those dummies ever seen a reflection in still water before?
>>5156289Why did the bison get framemogged the by the elks izzat? Was the elk just aura farming here or was he rizzing up a huzzy with a gyat
>>5156820>t.
>>5156289is the bison dumb? why doesn't it realize it can simply charge the elk? if it did the poor creature would be fubar
>>5156829Does he have a reason to escalate from threat display to actual violence? I don't see one. Besides, those horns are no joke. The elk just wants that bison to stay away from his girlfriend.
>>5156715So get him a box to poop in. Rabbits are easy to house-train, anon.
>>5156829No, actually it's smart, like most animals. More so than humans. There's clearly more elk there. Bison are passing by. There's no need for it to risk wounds for no reason.
Is image posting broken? It won't let me.
Oh there it goes
>In this moment I am euphoric
>>5156679fuck this emperor penguin in particular.webm
>>5156695The penguin longs for the mountains.
>>5156838I hope they have honey & plenty of money wrapped up in a five-pound note.
>>5156840of course it's orange
>>5156781w-what
>>5156826what a funny hairstyle
>>5156899>biblical accurate ferrets
>>5156814
>>5156982
>>5156982Wow ducks are as stupid as dogs
>>5157028>bird is dumber than mammalIs this some great revelation to you?
>>5157028Don't you fucking start
>>5157043cute pige
>>5157030Birds include some of the most intelligent animals species on the planet
>>5157030>>5157273And it's doing that thing where it removes my images when I post again, like yesterday
>>5157125How would Shakespeare describe it?
>>5157274Meanwhile, some dogs be like
>>5157244what am I supposed to see here?
>>5157028You mean cats, abdul
>>5156826>QUI
>>5156982tell me someone helped her
>>5157313a bird
>>5157244I know getting stabbed by that beak wouldn't feel nice, but I would still grab him just for a chance to hold a birdI fucking love birbs, bros.
>>5157427where?
>>5157073"Never do anything half assed- do it with your whole ass">>5157244Free-range pencil
>>5157030Mammals aren't that intelligent overall.
>>5157244Stop being 2D you dumb birb
>>5156295The sand is hot today.
>>5156295it's making fun of us
>>5157717>lookit me im going to work i pay taxes!!! haha
>>5157028But enough about you
>>5156533>unstoppable force meets immovable object
>>5157715>mmm, shrellets
>>5157735Aren't those supposed to have mechanisms that limit how fast they can go? And why was only one being affected by the high wind?
>>5157746It's AI generated
>>5157752Its CG, that webm was around back when AI could barely make a video of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
>>5157746yes but especially high winds can overpower them. that's what it looks like when the brakes fail
>>5156813Hence the turtleneck. Got it.
>>5157282work smarter not harder
>>5157073>6 points for gryffindor
>>5157753This
>>5156289his horns an impenetrable falange, defeat was inevitable for the poor bison.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788446180431721.mp4
>>5157715Snibeti horrors beyond your cmprehension.
>>5157939damn, war sure has changed
>>5157442right there
>>5157939I believe this is a sneak peek at the new avatar movie
>>5157958Its Dune 4, obviously
>>5157939Ark if it was good
>>5157314cat website, newfag
>>5157775What about it?
>>5156293>G'day cunts!
>>5158066Cute
>>5158036>Deja vu>I've just been in this place before>Higher on the street>And I know it's my time to go>Calling you and the search is a mystery>Standing on my feet>It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh
>>5156834>Does he have a reason to escalate from threat display to actual violence?The elk was clearly invading his space and trying to intimidate him, if someone did this to me, they'd take a punch to the face.>>5156836An elk can't hurt a bison, tho, their antlers are fragile and would break if used against such a bulky animal, their kicks could hurt us humans, but doubt it would do much to a bison, so it wouldn't really be risking wounds, and would be putting the shit talking elk in its place
>>5158095based s'lion
>>5157274
>>5158065So why DIDN'T we ever domesticate foxes? We domesticated wolves, but foxes are just as easily (perhaps more) able to be domesticated. Within 6 generations we made dogs out of foxes, but for wolves that supposedly took 10,000 years.>>5158140You have modern medicine and a globe-spanning hyper intelligent society at your back. A bison's hide is tough, but it's still easily able to be pierced or scratched by an elk's antlers. Remember, we used to make tools out of elk horn, they're not fragile whatsoever. And a single scratch, let alone a puncture, could easily become infected and kill the bison. If some dickhead got in your face wielding a knife, would you still punch them in the face without hesitation, or would you at least consider trying to de-escalate? That's basically what this is.
>>5158067Clever girl
>>5158148>So why DIDN'T we ever domesticate foxes?Literally just worse wolves. Why would we do it other than "they're cute?"
>>5158148too small, too smart, not instinctively familiar with hierarchy. there's nothing a fox can do that you can't breed a dog to do better
>>5157746It seems to be broken anon. Its probably not supposed to spin so fast that it explodes.
>>5158094>Want to yap? Get a slap.>>5158095MUGGED>>5158148No practical use
>>5158145Ah, my spirit animal.
>>5157966Fuck off infected nigger
>>5157028
>>5157735>Horse saboteurs.webm
>>5156291Weird to see a group of Snow Leopards. Aren't they solitary creatures who basically live alone their entire lives besides breeding and the mother rearing her kit?
>>5157072swordfish don't have sails
>>5158256He took the yeast rolls before they were even done rising, stupid idiot. Serves him right.
>>5158148russia did for the fur trade
>>5158256noooo not the pork buns
>>5158291>the floor is lava
>>5158148>So why DIDN'T we ever domesticate foxes?Fox urine has an incredibly rancid smell and they tend to shit and piss everywhere indoors to mark their territory. Just because we domesticated them doesn't mean they make good companion animals.
>>5158256Leave her babies alone, you greasy fat retard :(
>>5158293:3
>>5158292What did that white/orange cat do? Everyone was against it
>>5158256i hate snakes so much i cant put into words. my friends python was good with people so when he handed her to me and she began to slither over me, i could hardly take it.i dont care how much of a wuss it makes me but i fucking hate snakes, yet i've let a few crawl over me because they were my friends.
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>>5158318the venom-bite thing doesnt bother me. my friend even said 'she's tired now, she'lll be easier to handle'. to me the thought of anything that has more or less limbs than i do makes it an abomination. i fucking hate snakes.when i handled my friends gigantic snake its like confronting my worst fear. imagine hating somthing so much, then doing it anywayi fucking hate snakes, but i'll handle them. somw are qt
>>5158298JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
>>5158327
>>5158295god i wish a bun would do that to me while I was out running
>>5158295>bunned down
>>5158345license and registration
>>5158309Showed weakness
>>5158345>you_died.webm
>>5158311>i dont care how much of a wuss it makes me but i fucking hate snakesyour fear of them comes from millions of years of evolution. that's not being a wuss, that's your survival instinct kicking in.
>>5158250They are young and probably siblings.
>>5158268
>>5158268>>5158418They're having fun but this is sad because this is what having no friends is like
>>5158309Everyone hates gingers.
>>5158292My old dog always used to break up my tom cats' fights too.Dogs hate inter-pack conflict.
>>5158318That's not a lot of orange juice. How many snakes do you need to squeeze to get a full glass?>>5158319You must hate the ocean.
>>5158481
>>5158345Clever girl...>>5158393On his way to bite some Indians
>>5158311Well it's nice that you can be friends with them in spite of your feelings.
>>5158480i like boating and fishing but the idea of not being able to touch the bottom is scary. but worse is watching the documentaries about what is on the ocean floor and i might step on.when i was 10 i was swimming in the atlantic and a giant wave got me and pulled me under. i opened my eyes and it was what i think being inside a dryer must be like. i could see the curve of the wave under the water. when i finally surfaced, it had pulled me like 1/8 mile out. doesn't sound like much but it was scary being pulled so far from where i was in seconds
>>5158506unless you live in australia, theres practically nothing youre going to be able to step on that would kill you in 5ft water
>>5158513I hate Turkey so fucking much. There are literally hundreds of thousands of stay cats in Istanbul doing things like this and all the filthy Turks treat it like perfectly normal to have cat shit in shop window or cats walking on restaurant tables /while you're eating there/. Just utterly disgusting nation. Never again.
>>5158519
>>5158525cat redeemed
i love how animals act when they know they are guilty of something. they had a ball ripping shit apart, then realize its wrong and they change their entire behavior once you enter the room. the tail stops wagging, the ears go down/back, they hide in a corner, they wont look directly at you. its kind of endearing and shows at least theres a few neurons connecting. they're all goodbois in the end but the reaction they do when they know they did something wrong is priceless
>>5158529Many of these people hit their dogsYou can tell which desu
>>5158531this yep, sad
>>5158531you dont even know the half of it. if you really want to get mad look up the chinese dog festival. they put dogs alive into a giant wok and then beat them to death because they think fear and pain makes the meat more tender. the jews do it too. its disgusting subhuamn shit. the chinese/japs especially with whaling and dolphins too. farming animals is one thing but to purpsely cause then fear first rather than just killing them clearly? that some subhuman satanic shit i was talking more about how dogs act when they know they fucked up or you walk into the room and catch them. that part is great
>>5156826happylittletrees.webm
>>5157715meanwhile at nukaworld
>>5158262Kek
>>5158345>:3jesus christ, it's a lion, get in the car... oh shit!
>>5158095as much as I want to lambast that man for being a coward... I probably would have done the same
>>5158256why can't she defend her eggs/dinner buns
>>5158597I love how retarded some cats are.
>>5156899maggots
>>5157735this is what women say we """NEED""" for clean energyhazardous, extremely loud and inefficient (+ kills a tons of birds daily)
>>5158608>cg videos trick boomers in the big year 2026who needs AI when you've got suckers like these
>>5158618Who do you think AI is aimed at?
>>5156531It's cool how often their eye color changes as they grow
>>5158525slop
>>5158595>that suplex over the chairhe's fucking dead
>>5158311christian propagandadon't listen to retards like >5158398
>>5157043You can almost see up the pig's skirt
>>5158393Wtf is this real???
>>5158531>>5158533Oh shut up retarded liberals
I didn't know animal abuse puts you somewhere on the political spectrum.
>>5158467We had a cat who would break up dog fights. He was the boss man and you did not disturb his naps.
>>5158519Hey, man, you build a litterbox in your store window, you were asking for it
>>5156679Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was his problem?
>>5156814:0:'(:')))
>>5158621Anyone. The medium is no longer the message. I suppose that can be a good thing.
>>5158311Let it go indy
>>5158682>TryingToMakeFriendsWithTheMeanGirlsInMiddleSchool.webm
>>5158704>These ultra black fishes have skin shades among the blackest of blacks known>And in spite of making up just 14% of the fish in the ocean....
>>5158618doesn't change the fact what I saidthe coatings on those blades are extremely toxic. THey just bury that shit in the ground. Noise pollution for anyone that lives near them. Doesn't generate electricity when there is no wind. High maintenance. Just shit all around.
>>5158657oof
>>5158491the succ so good it really blew his mind
>>5158757
>>5158757>>5158767The shitbulls of the oceans
>>5158785t. Seal
>>5158491
>>5158767>... And this one's for Steve Irwin! HIIIIIYA!
>>5158626no, poop.
>>5158791Where's this from?
>>5158851the ocean
>>5158791I like the file name!
>>5158852Thank
>>5158859>spend their entire lives trying to get as high as possible>have no clue what to do when they get therewhy are they like this
>>5158890Thought this was a description of my college roommates
>>5158757>>5158767>bullies their lessers for absolutely no reasonOMEGA BASED
>>5158902An Indian elephant, a presume?
>>5156312The only bugs that aren't scary somehow
>>5158914LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
>>5158924fuck I love manatees so muchsuch gentle creatures, I wish my job was to watch and feed manatees for 40 hours a week
>>5158682rude
>>5158890it's in reverse
>the flirty winksc'mon. you know.no shame in it, but no sense hiding it.
>>5158295Even rabbits hate cyclists
>>5158269im totally scare of spiders, but, surpringly this one didnt made me scare or jump, it ahs a nice color, it kidn of looks fakes, its cute, but i'll crry if i see it in person
>>5158318whoa, that's a lot
>>5158964That's not a rabbit.
>>5158419just like me
>>5158481ai
>>5158529its amazing, how they do it just by instinct , but also, they look cute doing it
>>5158531just tell you never owned a dog
>>5158595Panda exhibits are designed so pandas live in unnatural situations, because humans get a giggle. This shows a dude literally displacing a panda against its will.
>>5158981Average Chinese doesn't care very much.
>>5158596that's an empty moulted shell. like saving a sex doll from a burning building.
>>5158984It's not, you can see the mouthparts moving
>>5158984thats not how crab moult works, the top half separates from the bottom half, and the claws wouldnt be part of that half
>>5158984Thank god you're not a fireman.
>>5158981>>5158983>Build enclosure for pandas>Don't plant a single shoot of bambooIt just doesn't make sense
>>5156309never a Coyote when you need one
>>5159012He's just off camera lighting a comically oversized firecracker
>>5159020unbothered, flourishing
>>5159020
>>5159024>what it feels like using a toilet that you didn't know had a bidet
>>5158148>but foxes are just as easily (perhaps more) able to be domesticatedNot at all. Foxes are solitary creatures. Most animals that were domesticated tend to be social or herd animals so they can be easily selectively bred to be tame around humans since they already have social/herd genes. Solitary animals on the other hand take a lot more work to be bred to be social and stop seeing most other living creatures as threats or competition.
>>5159020>Not titling the image birdet.webmshame.
Last one.
>>5158336very cute
>>5159040We need a dedicated hog thread
>>51590356 generations of selectively bred foxes produced animals that actively enjoyed being petted and handled by humans.
>>5156813>foreskin
>>5159038>or so I've heard
>>5156293>Now I can't fly but I'm telling you I can pinch the food from a kangaroo.
>>5157244>Check emChecked
>>5157715De neneeeeNe ne neeee neeeee neeeee
>>5159061>animals that actively enjoyed being petted and handled by humans.Isn't that just most tame but not domesticated animals? Human hands are pretty cool and we enjoy being petted by them after first getting used to humans.
>>5159061Grooming is instinctual mammal behavior, it's in their and our dna to enjoy being petted, it's not much of an accomplishment
>>5159037so round
>>5159038which animal is this, its so cute
>>5159041yes please
>>5159135Arctic Monkeys
>>5159133Bat eared fox
>>5159133
Am I going mad or is there a an animal called something like 'caguti'? Obviously I don't know how it's spelled, but that's how it's pronounced; Cah-Goo-Tee.I tired looking it up on Google, but I got nothing. Am I thinking of some sort of fictional animal, maybe from a computer game? I think I'm going bananas.
>>5159142Are you thinking of a agouti or maybe a coatimundi? Can you describe what you remember the animal looking like?
>>5159142coati?>>5159136chinese monkeys
>>5159135My ancestors
>>5158398Now explain why most people hate spiders
>>5159105>>5159123Taming is gaining the trust of an animal over a single lifetime. Domestication is a process that requires multiple generations. Wild animals, even tamed ones, do not like to be touched as a general rule. These foxes also developed new coat colors, coat patterns, and other doglike features such as curly tails and physical changes to the shape of their face. Grooming is also not a mammalian trait, it is only seen in social animals, most commonly in birds.Being able to touch most animals and have them enjoy the process is extraordinary. It requires a lot of effort and very specific circumstances to tame one. You usually have to raise that animal from birth, removed from anything natural to it, and force it to have to socialize only with you or a limited number of humans. That animal sees you as it's parent and/or sibling, and because you never let it mature (learn to hunt, hide, acclimate to a wild environment, etc.) it is essentially kept as a baby for its whole life, socially and mentally speaking.It can take years to domesticate a species, dozens and hundreds of generations, but only a couple generations for them to revert back to their wild type. Pigs turning into hogs when escaping farms is common - within 3 generations they begin to grow hair, change pigment, act feral, and even grow tusks just like wild boar. Dogs, which we've spent thousands of years domesticating, can revert to wolf behavior in a single generation (feral dogs). There's a reason why the most domesticated breeds, like labs, act like puppies their whole lives - they're literally stunted, on purpose, to rely on humans and enjoy our company. It's absolutely an accomplishment - if it weren't, we'd have domesticated essentially every animal on the planet by now and people owning crazy animals like tigers wouldn't be seen as weird or dangerous.
>>5159142Kagouti - they're giant bipedal lizard monsters from The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind video game. They kinda look like dinosaurs. I think they're also in Elder Scrolls Online and maybe some other spinoffs.
>>5159239does it have a weak spot?
Don't forget to wash your frog
>>5159296everything about this is unironically abuse
>>5159305What? Nuu. I thought it was just a very fat frog being washed? :(
>>5159306the only way for a captive frog to get that stupidly fat is for you to overfeed it. They have their own slime coats that they don't need you rubbing off and smooshing all the oils and bacteria in your skin into their porous skin, along with a ton of chlorinated salty water burning them now that you've removed any bit of protection they might have had
>>5159313I'm not the one who recorded the video. But you did teach me a lot of useful facts about frog care, so thanks.
This video omg.
>>5159037>Gotta go not so fast...
>>5159029Why did he do it?
>>5158791>Y-YAMERO!
>>5159172>Dancing around the grave of 4. ChanIt's a red herring...
>>5159328Why haven't we domesticated these things yet?
>>5159389I'm pretty sure those are turkey
>>5159389Chicken jockey!
>>5159411
>>5159459>Mr Ball-Wait a minute
>>5159403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
Weird ass rat.
>>5159472pige
Big fan of whatever this is
looks like it's from New Zealand
>>5159489i don't know, it doesn't look very appetizing
>>5159139HUGE i hope he can hear how much i love him
>>5159147this monkey always looke so fake or cartoonish to me
>>5159172they just know
>>5159291amazing specie>>5159296its that frog okay, or is it morbidly abuse?
>>5159306FRG SAMMICHwhat is it flavor
>>5159328how is this bat so hecking cute
>>5159453BONK
>>5159459CAMUFLAGE
>>5159526Fr*nch>>5159528It just is lol.
>>5159489Enchilada acquiring its filling
>>5158148> There's a reason why the most domesticated breeds, like labs, act like puppies their whole lives - they're literally stunted, on purpose, to rely on humans and enjoy our companykinda fucked up a bit when you put it that way, but i guess it works out in the end for both of us
>>5158318> if a venomous snake bites you this is what it injects you withi don't know why but the sheer quantity freaks me out. a smaller quantity of something more lethal is obviously worse but something about FUCK YOU HERE'S A TON OF DEATH JUICE IN YOUR BLOOD NOW is fucked
>>5159509What a cool creature
>>5158862i wonder so much what the fuck they think is happening
>>5159597those horse rats are called paca and they eat them in south america, it's a shame because they're friendly and pretty smart
>>5159600>Wow, this strong wind is really blowing everything past us at such a high speed!
>>5159601
New thread:>>5159725>>5159725>>5159725
>>5159459>>5159531Cumouflage
>>5159616>those horse rats are called paca and they eat them in south americaits not that common
>>5156481ackshyually it was Juarez
>>5159403>parrotsThat's a conure and a cockatiel, neither are parrots
>>5157735holy molly are those windthreadmill real?
>>5158291HIDEO KOJIMA PRESENTS...
>>5159452>parrot made horrors beyond my human comprehension.
>>5159459what animal is this?
>>5159459Are they swollen or he has some health issues?
>>5159037Alien toy.webm
>>5158721Yeah, thank God that coal power plants aren't toxic or noisey
>>5158398>>5159167Same reason for spiders.Let a spider climb in your ear and just chill out.Let one bite you.Let one lay egg sacs in your orifices.These creatures are dangerous.There is a fucking reason humans dont sleep on the ground if they can help it.
>>5158519I have not been to instanbul but been to other places in turkey and they have mutt stray dog packs running around and are apparently a danger at night.They also just have rubble on the ground, where in a civilized country the roads would be paved and have pavements for people to walk, its just rubble, scummy.
>>5158862Better pray that road doesn't have any low-hanging bridges
>>5161091>dangerous>oh no I got bit and there's a little red bump that kinda itches for a day>my life is overSpiders are not dangerous, dude. Mildly annoying at worst.
>>5161356You are a retardWhat next...mosquitos are not dangerous, just a little bite
>>5161358Not that anon, but there are literally like 5 spiders with a bite that's medically significant. A ton of spiders have a weird reputation of being super dangerous when they're literally not - yellow sac spiders, hobo spiders, the list goes on. One person has died from a hobo spider bite, and that was in the 60's after doctors INJECTED WHISKEY DIRECTLY INTO THE MAN'S BLOODSTREAM REPEATEDLY. Yet that one death has manifested in the public zeitgeist as "hobo spiders deadly!!!" It's incredibly fucking retarded. No one dies from spider bites unless they live in Australia and decided to stick their dick into a funnel web spider tunnel.
>>5161391see>>5161091
>>5161391>doctors INJECTED WHISKEY DIRECTLY INTO THE MAN'S BLOODSTREAM REPEATEDLYwhat
>>5161394Oh no, you misunderstand. I fucking HATE spiders and they freak me the hell out. I think a world without spiders in it would be infinitely better even if half the ecosystem collapsed. But that doesn't mean that they're incredibly dangerous, just that they're sins against the natural order.>>5161411Whiskey was thought to cure spider bites in the long long ago. I can't find the study paper on the hobo spider bite right now, but there's another case where in 1901 a guy got bit by a black widow, was treated with cocaine and morphine, then downed a bottle of whiskey all at once, promptly passed out, was injected with whiskey and fucking strychnine, then mysteriously died and it was assumed to be the spider's fault. You can find this report in a book titled Southern California Practitioner Volume 16 (XVI), 1901, edited by Walter Lindley. I went down the rabbit hole for this shit a while ago and it's hard to track it all back down when it's scattered in book archives. Anyway, yeah, most spider bites are pretty damn well harmless, and even the more infamously dangerous ones are not as bad as people seem to think they are.
>>5158657yeah women do that on purpose, then pretend you're the one with the problem if they catch you
