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>>5169687
>>5169685Little dude looks pretty friendly
>>5169687We need to put this chimp in control of a gunship.
>>5169693Maybe too friendly, the nosy type
>>5169686defeated male leaves
>>5169693He is, as long as you stay away from his Chaos Emeralds.
>>5169711>"Come on, open up!">"No, that looks gross, ma!"lol
>>5169713he's just like me
>>5169738>Get fluffy cat what looks like skunkGenius
Bloop bloop bloop
>>5169694iirc the area of the chimp brain that activates when they do this is the one that evolved into speech or language control in humans.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534617299303.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534553057389.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534488415094.mp4
>>5169688Cuta
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2/2>>5169774Polecats do too. It's interesting how even though they're playing with each other, they're still aiming for vital areas like the neck. Almost "pretend killing" in a way?
Taking video requests. Name an animal and I'll upload a video of it here. Or try my best to if it's not too obscure.
>>5169821>Almost "pretend killing" in a way?Most types of play, at least in predatory or omnivorous species, is essentially pretend killing. They're training each other how to hunt or protect themselves in a fight without there being real danger.Even humans do this with our own children. Tickling is stimulating their vulnerable areas like the belly, it's fun but also a bit unpleasant and teaches them to defend themselves. Tossing a baby in the air is getting it used to the idea of falling and helps them self-regulate fear and cortisol responses. Hide-and-seek or tag teach stealth and chasing. Peek-a-boo helps a baby learn object permanence as well as testing their fawn response to possible threats (babies don't get quiet and stop fidgeting when you spin the mobile above their crib because it's interesting or soothing, it makes them think there's a bird or some strange animal and they're trying not be noticed). It's the same reason girls like to play house, dress-up, take care of dolls, and have tea parties, while boys play fight, rough-house, bully each other, and pretend to hump or dominate random objects. It's all about learning and practicing critical skills early on, in a safe way, so that you're better prepared when you reach adulthood and have to rely on them to survive.>>5169823Snake. Hard mode - not one that's been posted in the last couple of threads.
>>5169680What a dingus>>5169774The pepe le pew gambit
>>5169831Choosing a snake isn't exactly hard, considering there's over 3,000 different species of snakes in the world. Okay soo, I guess I'll go with the Gaboon Viper then. because they're my favorite snake! Did you know that they're also the heaviest venomous snake in the world, and that they also have the largest fangs of any snake in the world? And they also produce some of the largest venom yields of any snake species.Still taking requests, gimme something harder.
>>5169838show me an animal that isn't a "pet" but wouldn't kill me or destroy my home if we cohabitated. no cages allowed
>>5169838Show me a cute pufferfish webm
>>5169841Hmm so I had to think about this one for a minute, but eventually the quokka came to mind.>not a petThey are illegal to keep as pets in Australia>Wouldn't kill youNot unless you're allergic>Destroy homeThey do get up to some trouble, but nothing worst than what a cat could do I think?>No CagesThey do seem to roam around alot on Rottnest island. Only thing I'm unsure of is if they can be potty trained or not?And if I wanted to be boring I could just go with the Black Footed Ferret instead. Because they're basically just regular ferrets (which can be potty trained) except super endangered and illegal to own.
>>5169847And for you dear anon. I don't know how to make webms, so I guess I technically failed then?
>>5169838Oh! A man of taste! A spiny bush viper, please. And a maned wolf or a fossa if you feel like it.
>>5169850>The claaAAAAAAaaaaw!
>>5169823ocelot
>>5169895
>>5169895I had no idea fossas could climb trees? I guess it makes sense because that's where lemurs hang out.
>>5169930Meow
May as well post this here too.
>>5169823Collie type dog of the border variety
>>5169970Someone on some thread on some board I can't remember (probably /a/) said that Fossa have one of the weirdest peni of the animal kingdom and that's all I can think about now whenever I see a Fossa
>>5170009You want to tossa the fossa?
>>5169996"Excuse me, ma'am, I need to confiscate the fuzzy ball on your purse."lol
>>5170009You thought ducks were bad, these fuckers are rape incarnate.
>>5170009>>5170010>>5170037Can you guys tell me what it looks like, so I don't have "fossa penis" in my search history? Like is it "red rocket" or more like a "corkscrew"...?
>>5170009They beat out the tapir in penis-to-body-length ratio.https://youtu.be/KF0xAxyTWXg
>>5170009>>5170038>The male fossa has an unusually long penis and baculum (penis bone), reaching to between his forelegs when erect, with an average thickness of 20 mm (0.8 in).>The glans extends about halfway down the shaft and is spiny except at the tip. In comparison, the glans of felids is short and spiny, while that of viverrids is smooth and long.>The female fossa exhibits transient masculinization, starting at about 1–2 years of age, developing an enlarged, spiny clitoris that resembles a male's penis.>The enlarged clitoris is supported by an os clitoridis, which decreases in size as the animal grows.>It is speculated that the transient masculinization either reduces sexual harassment of juvenile females by adult males, or reduces aggression from territorial females.a downright peculiar animal
>>5169971he's just like me (the pig)
>>5170038
Taking more requests. I'll fill them out some time tomorrow.>>5169994Let me know if you already have this one, if you do I'll find another?
>>5170052Hit me with your stupidest bird clip.
>>5170052Do you have the one where hundreds of snakes are all trying to kill one lizard?
>>5169690he's just like me
>>5169685did that lil mf just wink at me?
>>5170052blue poison dart frogsnouted cobraand how about a spider? you like silk spiders?
>>5169831Wow, I am learning so much today.
>>5169818That's kinda cruel, just get them a dust bath
>>5169712He wasn't defeated. The male lion was there to protect his lioness. He has done his job.
>>5169999And to think we called him a dumbass.
>>5170139Not a webm, but here's a picture of a male golden orb weaver next to a possible mate. Imagine dating if human woman were that size? I think it's safe to say that society as a whole would be a whole lot different than it is today.
>>5170196I used to know a tiny black guy who was into huge white bitches. He was, like, 5'1 and last I heard of him, he fathered three children with a 6'2 woman who we all called Linebacker Dawn because she was big and mighty.
>>5170106>stupidest bird clip
>>5170129This one?
>>5170139
>>5170052muppet-y looking fella
>>5170139>snouted cobraCouldn't find a good snouted cobra video. But I did find a cute video of this Chinese cobra named Panda, who is known for being very docile. And before you ask, she is NOT defanged according to her owner.
>>5170139>do you like silk spiders?YesNo videos of them on me right now, so I'll do a jumping spider instead.
>>5169850>>5169854Ocean frens, take me by the hand...Thanks anon!>>5169993Ladybug ladybug fly away home>>5170254RUN BOY RUN>>5170257>meanwhile, on Bizarro World...
>>5170254Thanks, this is it. Glory to your house.
>>5170254HALP
>>5170009i thought it was the echidna, it has 4 heads or something
These are the best threads on 4chan
>>5170206
>>5170253TABOO VIOLATION
>>5170330
>>5170106
>>5170126
>>5170335I think that's a reindeer not a moose.
>>5170325check this one out >>>/wsg/6230391
>>5170171>It's over. I have already portrayed you as the seething cockjak and myself as the calm owlchad.
>>5170380That's a very nice thread. Thank you.
>>5170380Wow going through that thread slowly really relaxed me somewhat, haven't felt that in a while. Thanks m8
>>5170391I like dogs. I like that they want to love us. I hope we keep give the reasons for loving us
Requests>ReauestsRequests>RequestsRequestsGive em to me, name em, tell me what you want and I'll try and find you a video of the animal you want to see. I'll work on them later.
>>5170413You got any bioluminescent jellyfishes?
>>5170422I have a sec
>>5170426Thanks.
>>5170330I CAN'T LAND
>>5170422
>>5170413Beech Marten
>>5170372Steckled frens
>>5170413blue whalegreat blue heronpeacockthank you for your service anon
>>5170372>Head to inside of mouth style! How'd you like it??
>>5170413Coati / coatimundi, please and thank you kind anon! I never see them here so anything you can get is fine.
>>5170488Not that anon, but these might be coatis
>>5170334Stellar.
>>5170375lol Donald Trunk.
>>5170387...However....
>>5169711What would be the bird equivalent to "Here comes the airplane!"?
I like spiders
>>5170502SMASHED AND SLAMED BIG KING ALBERRRT SPIDERMAN HIP HOP 3D 4K MINI MICRO MAFIA BOSS BIG ALIEN PUMPKIN SPICE!
>>5170513Your comment made me lol. So here's a reward
>>5170520man, poor dogs, it makes me sad.
>>5169714majestic
>>5169831I knew about the play as practice hunting and defense thing but never thought about the tickle connectioninteresting
>>5170545
>>5169689>the risk i took was calculated>let me introduce my accountant
>>5170552>lemme just crunch the numbers real quick
>>5170493Those are clearly baby sauropods anon. You can't fool me.
>>5170413Can I have a friendly lizard please?
>>5170610why the duck bobbin' like that?
>>5170441It is time
>>5170473>blue whale
>>5170473>Great Blue Heron
>>5170473>Peacock
>>5170488>coatimundiI like how this one is doing the borzoi nose thing.
>>5170581>friend lizardI literally have the perfect video.
>>5170473Bonus because I forgot I had this.That's all for today. I might do more later this week? If you want to rquest some more then leave your requests in this post.
>>5170659saw one this morning while I was out running. They're weird lookin birds. Kinda scary, but also ugly, but also majestic
Plants where?
>>5170682
>>5170663Thank you I love it
>>5170581
>>5170662>schniff schniff schnorffThank you friendo! Me too, I never thought about it but they are like borzoi raccoons
>>5170338hahahahahaha that's literally me thoughthank you for posting this anon
>>5170501Are you implying that a bird wouldn't know what an airplane is?
>>5170775Pelicans are the funniest birds
>>5170775
>>5170325My favorites are /span/ crossovers
>>5170656Weaselmelon>>5170684Escaping from the weasels, clearly>>5170663>>5170699I love geckosEspecially the ones that look like uncooked chicken>>5170775>>5170776what a dingus
>>5170776the cracked glass makes this even funnier
>>5170581No! Have an UNFRIENDLY lizard instead
>>5170776
>>5170836Can anyone explain this?
>>5170883Yup. Turk's cap cactus. My wife is from Trinidad, where they're native. The fruit tastes kinda like typical cactus pear and like cactus pear, has a bajillion tiny hard seeds inside. Unlike cactus pear, these seeds are crunchy. They grow in desert microclimates around the tropics so unless your visit these places, you're unlikely to ever see them IRL
>>5170699>>5170718Thank you so much!>>5170837Would still pretty him
>>5170836>>5170884bruh even the cactuses in trinidad got fucked up looking chili peppers in them
>>5170838Frogs with wings.
>>5170837What did he think was up there I wonder
>>5170663This looks like Alan Tudyk.>>5170915lmaoThe funny thing is, while my wife does cook spicy, as most Trinibagoans do, the most commonly used peppers in Trini cooking are different varieties of "seasoning pepper". If you've ever heard of ajì dulce, that's one of the varieties. They're basically all the fruitiness of a habanero but with no heat though some varieties will taste sour rather than sweet.
>>5170838How can a bird that will literally vore anything that fits its mouth be this silly with humans?Reminds me a bit about how Toucans are very cute but you should never ask what they do to other bird fledglings.
>>5171001What do toucans do to other bird fledglings?
>>5171002During mating season, they will actively hunt down the nests of other species and eat eggs and fledglings. During nesting season, because they lack talons, they crush baby birds with their beaks or thrash them against branches and trunks to break them into pieces to feed their own fledglings. To make matters worse, they're in MS13.
>>5171007Wow, toucans are hardcore.
>>5170996
>>5170995If this is binturong, then I don't want to be binturight!
>>5171023You've bintu-unfunny and you've never binturight.
>>5171024I've bintuparadise but i've never bintume
>>5171028i've never bintumuch into travel
>>5170996https://youtu.be/TrXQz7LSTS8>the sound I imagine he made
>>5171001>>5171007To be fair, it's not like humans are always very delicate with animal babies. Veal, suckling pig, et cetera.
>>5171001Birds are just like that.
>>5171074We're like that
>>5171001If not food why food sized?
>>5170663>try not to smile challenge impossible edition
>>5169823Amur Leopard
>>5171169>>5171173How do I obtain a void animal of my own?
>>5169685Me at the end when I see a pretty girl.
>>5171161It seems my requests have dried up. Oh well thats fine because I've been busy lately. Enjoy.
>>5169823>>5171261bearded vulture
>>5171216Where to find them: https://vimeo.com/joelsartoreHow to download them: https://cobalt.tools/ (Go to Settings > Video to change the resolution of the video(s) you intend to download to your liking)
>>5170253At some point you just can't avoid stepping on someone's toes
>>5170916You have crows and parrots using tools and shit, and then you have these dudes. A whole species of based retards
>>5171364This thing looks like a cross between a monkey and a snake
>>5171381I thought snakes couldn't move their eyes
>>5171390You're thinking of *closing* their eyes; they can move them just fine, they just can't blink / close them*.*More accurately, their eyes are always closed, they just have transparent eyelids.
>>5171390Oh, you also might be thinking of owls; they can't move their eyes in their sockets, that's why the can turn their heads so far to make up for it.
>>5171286I love bearded vultures. Did you know the reason they have beautiful feathers on their heads, that other vultures don't have is because they evolved to swallow bones whole, instead of shoving their heads into animal carcasses?
Taking more requests. Name em
>>5171485Interspecies animal frens.
>>5171485Seagulls stealing food from British people, as viciously as possible.
Look closely it's not a horse.
>>5171485I have a challenge with limited options: Giant squid.>Hard mode: Colossal squid.
>>5171533I'm pretty sure there's like one video of one of them alive as a juvenile. And the other one has never been filmed before... but I'll try.
>>5171504>looks closely>it's just a horse
>>5171498It is time...
>>5171502I'm honestly surprised I was able to find something so specific. I also think it's funny how the guy filming predicted what would happen Go give the audio version a listen if you want? It's recommend. ---> >>>/wsg/6261172
>>5171533>Giant squidThis was filmed in Toyama Bay in 2015. This old lad has seen better days.
>>5171533>Colossal SquidThis one was interesting. Up until recently there have been 0 recordings of a live collossal squid. This changed last year, where in 2025 one was filmed for the first time of the coast of the South Sandwich Islands. Unfortunately it is just a baby. But it's still pretty cool that we got a chance to see one alive in our lifetime.
>>5171504imagine being a wolf and a literal skinwalker shows up and starts chasing you to kill you
>>5171008do birds have tastebuds?
>>5171548There actually is a video of a live colossal squid dating back to 2015 but it seems to have flown under the radar because the uploader misidentified it as a giant squid:https://youtu.be/-fpYZWJyISE?si=Y-zzLnQqsO6gi-Jy
>>5171643Wtf I had no idea. People made such a big deal about thr 2025 recording being the "first footage of a collossal squid". I mean it's still the first time one was filmed underwater. But it's not the first time it was ever filmed. Thanks for sharing.
>>5170339GenAI? Shadows snap back at 0:02
>>5170616maybe some kind of mating dance? idk why it would want to fuck the cow though
>>5171696Ask ur dad lololololol
>>5171547How do squids get scars and live? Aren't they basically the consistency of plastic bags?
>>5171707Are you confusing squids and jellyfish?
>>5171707Its because they're constantly beefing with sperm whales.
>>5171708No I know they're different and jellyfish are more jellyish, but squids don't actually have any bones besides teeth, right? I know they're not that soft, but pretty close.>>5171710How do they even survive that?
>>5171711How should I know? We literally have 0 footage of sperm whales fighting giant squids. My guess would be the whale bites the squid, and the squid uses it's razor sharp tentacles to jab the whales eye, which then causes the whale to back off.
>>5171711>I know they're not that soft, but pretty close.You know wrong. Octopuses are soft, not squids. Squids have a gladius AKA a squid pen. It's analogous to the cuttlebone but made of hard chitin, like animal claws are, rather than calcium carbonate. On top of this, their flesh is much firmer than an octopuses and unlike octomuhpuses, they can't change shape or squeeze themselves through small spaces.So no, they >>5171707>Aren't basically the consistency of plastic bags
>>5171711Get some squid next time you're having sushi. That should clear up your confusion.
>>5171698Hey, you can insult my dad all you want but leave my mom out of it
>>5170917he wanted to monitor the store
>>5171747>>5171747>>5171747>>5171747New thread
>>5170340The Hitachi Parrot.
>>5170242AI, right?Thats a shame.
>>5170385Poor fucker
>>5170433That one is incredible.
>>5170917They probably have an instinct to climb as much as possible when in an unfamiliar environment.
>>5171716They don't. The whale has no upper teeth it's whole mouth is basically a clip. It pinches the squid and sucks its innards out. They suck things to death that's their weapon. Sperm whales eyes aren't squishy they are hard and can retract into their head.
>>5171835>They suck things to deathThat's kinda hot.
>>5171819No?Are you dumb?
>>5170168>Bathing is cruel>>>/r9k/
>>5170211I kept waiting for the train.
>>5171886How those dolphins move isn't real. It reminds me of how AI generated motion works when people use it to animate something. But it could just be old school CGI.
>>5169689Me trying to workout how much I owe the government>The government already knows, but just won't tell me.
>>5171682aesthetic as fuck
You guys got any slow loris webms?
>>5170038american marmot
>>5170657I want one.also this threw my sense of direction off so hard when I opened it I got vertigo
>>5171711>but squids don't actually have any bones besides teeth, right? I know they're not that soft, but pretty close.My nose doesn't have any bones, but it can be pretty firm. I can flex/flare it, and it can be cut and scared and still hold it's shape.
>>5174096If you were to forcefully palm someone's nose into their brain, you will kill them. It's a dangerous last-resort if you are absolutely in need of self-defense.
>>5170391>the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me.
