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>>5169687
>>5169685Little dude looks pretty friendly
>>5169687We need to put this chimp in control of a gunship.
>>5169693Maybe too friendly, the nosy type
>>5169686defeated male leaves
>>5169693He is, as long as you stay away from his Chaos Emeralds.
>>5169711>"Come on, open up!">"No, that looks gross, ma!"lol
>>5169713he's just like me
>>5169738>Get fluffy cat what looks like skunkGenius
Bloop bloop bloop
>>5169694iirc the area of the chimp brain that activates when they do this is the one that evolved into speech or language control in humans.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534617299303.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534553057389.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792534488415094.mp4
>>5169688Cuta
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2/2>>5169774Polecats do too. It's interesting how even though they're playing with each other, they're still aiming for vital areas like the neck. Almost "pretend killing" in a way?
Taking video requests. Name an animal and I'll upload a video of it here. Or try my best to if it's not too obscure.
>>5169821>Almost "pretend killing" in a way?Most types of play, at least in predatory or omnivorous species, is essentially pretend killing. They're training each other how to hunt or protect themselves in a fight without there being real danger.Even humans do this with our own children. Tickling is stimulating their vulnerable areas like the belly, it's fun but also a bit unpleasant and teaches them to defend themselves. Tossing a baby in the air is getting it used to the idea of falling and helps them self-regulate fear and cortisol responses. Hide-and-seek or tag teach stealth and chasing. Peek-a-boo helps a baby learn object permanence as well as testing their fawn response to possible threats (babies don't get quiet and stop fidgeting when you spin the mobile above their crib because it's interesting or soothing, it makes them think there's a bird or some strange animal and they're trying not be noticed). It's the same reason girls like to play house, dress-up, take care of dolls, and have tea parties, while boys play fight, rough-house, bully each other, and pretend to hump or dominate random objects. It's all about learning and practicing critical skills early on, in a safe way, so that you're better prepared when you reach adulthood and have to rely on them to survive.>>5169823Snake. Hard mode - not one that's been posted in the last couple of threads.
>>5169680What a dingus>>5169774The pepe le pew gambit
>>5169831Choosing a snake isn't exactly hard, considering there's over 3,000 different species of snakes in the world. Okay soo, I guess I'll go with the Gaboon Viper then. because they're my favorite snake! Did you know that they're also the heaviest venomous snake in the world, and that they also have the largest fangs of any snake in the world? And they also produce some of the largest venom yields of any snake species.Still taking requests, gimme something harder.
>>5169838show me an animal that isn't a "pet" but wouldn't kill me or destroy my home if we cohabitated. no cages allowed
>>5169838Show me a cute pufferfish webm
>>5169841Hmm so I had to think about this one for a minute, but eventually the quokka came to mind.>not a petThey are illegal to keep as pets in Australia>Wouldn't kill youNot unless you're allergic>Destroy homeThey do get up to some trouble, but nothing worst than what a cat could do I think?>No CagesThey do seem to roam around alot on Rottnest island. Only thing I'm unsure of is if they can be potty trained or not?And if I wanted to be boring I could just go with the Black Footed Ferret instead. Because they're basically just regular ferrets (which can be potty trained) except super endangered and illegal to own.
>>5169847And for you dear anon. I don't know how to make webms, so I guess I technically failed then?
>>5169838Oh! A man of taste! A spiny bush viper, please. And a maned wolf or a fossa if you feel like it.
>>5169850>The claaAAAAAAaaaaw!
>>5169823ocelot
>>5169895
>>5169895I had no idea fossas could climb trees? I guess it makes sense because that's where lemurs hang out.
>>5169930Meow
May as well post this here too.
>>5169823Collie type dog of the border variety
>>5169970Someone on some thread on some board I can't remember (probably /a/) said that Fossa have one of the weirdest peni of the animal kingdom and that's all I can think about now whenever I see a Fossa
>>5170009You want to tossa the fossa?
>>5169996"Excuse me, ma'am, I need to confiscate the fuzzy ball on your purse."lol
>>5170009You thought ducks were bad, these fuckers are rape incarnate.
>>5170009>>5170010>>5170037Can you guys tell me what it looks like, so I don't have "fossa penis" in my search history? Like is it "red rocket" or more like a "corkscrew"...?
>>5170009They beat out the tapir in penis-to-body-length ratio.https://youtu.be/KF0xAxyTWXg
>>5170009>>5170038>The male fossa has an unusually long penis and baculum (penis bone), reaching to between his forelegs when erect, with an average thickness of 20 mm (0.8 in).>The glans extends about halfway down the shaft and is spiny except at the tip. In comparison, the glans of felids is short and spiny, while that of viverrids is smooth and long.>The female fossa exhibits transient masculinization, starting at about 1–2 years of age, developing an enlarged, spiny clitoris that resembles a male's penis.>The enlarged clitoris is supported by an os clitoridis, which decreases in size as the animal grows.>It is speculated that the transient masculinization either reduces sexual harassment of juvenile females by adult males, or reduces aggression from territorial females.a downright peculiar animal
>>5169971he's just like me (the pig)
>>5170038
Taking more requests. I'll fill them out some time tomorrow.>>5169994Let me know if you already have this one, if you do I'll find another?
>>5170052Hit me with your stupidest bird clip.