Charlotte wins the women’s Rumble.Bray Wyatt (not the Fiend) wins the men’s Rumble.Io, Beth, and Trish are your 3 women surprises.Boogeyman, Booker T, Stardust (obviously not played by Cody), and Wade Barrett are your 4 surprise men.
>>12823578Melina and Eva will obviously be in it, so you're busted mister!
>>12823578cringe if true
>>12823578>Charlotte wins the women’s RumbleIf Charles wins, I'm officially seeing her as the Haitch of the Women's Division. Holy fuck, when can Andrade stop shooting blanks in that whore?
>>12823578There are seriously no good choices for who wins the womens rumble. Your post is likely fake but Io, Beth and Trish would be way better than Bianca who will likely be the actual winner because YAAS KWEEN SLAY!
>>12823578>WWE insider hereAdmits it....
>>12823587I can tell you about 15 people (men and women, on the roster and not) had positive Covid tests this week which forced major changes to the Rumbles.
>>12823613Bianca is getting eliminated by Bayley to continue that storyline. She’s at least 5 years out from winning a Rumble imho.
>>12823599>HHH sold for opponents>HHH got a reaction>HHH sold merchtriple nose sucks but Charles is far worse
>>12823624AEW has broken your brain. Charlotte is HUGE compared to the women’s roster, why should she sell most moves?
>>12823620Ya they made that obvious by her beating bagley and then cutting a promo about it being the biggest win in her life.>she eliminates bagley>bagley causes her to be a eliminated>feud continues; they eventually have a "winner faces botcha at WM" match.
>>12823624This cannot be argued with. She is so much worse
>>12823620Bianca is 32. In 5 years she'll be 37.
>>12823624Hunter works me into shoots, but goddamn, sometimes he knows when it's best for business and I amend that. Charles is shoot retarded. Never put anyone outside of the Four Horsewomen, aka the Kliquette, over.
>>12823578This is the most predictable Rumble everIf the women's match is first Charlotte is winning and if it's last Alexa is winningIf the Men's match is first Bryan is winning and it's last the loser of the WWE championship match is winning
>>12823624Charlotte is the Jeff Jarrett of women's wrestling
>>12823578>Charlotte wins the women’s Rumble.
>>12823578>Beth, and Trish are your 3 women surprises.>Boogeyman, Booker T,cringe, same old shit>stardust not played by codykek based banter>barrett based again, guess i'm skipping the womemes match
>StardustMan I would fucking toss all money at them if they did this shit.
>>12823578>Stardust (obviously not played by Cody)lmao you could have at least made it partially believable
If you didn't add Stardust this could've been slightly good bait.
>>12823669Absurd
>Stardust (obviously not played by Cody)They should do this or use the a former wrestler theme (Jericho,Ambrose or Punk) for heat, but they are too afraid and lazy these days
>>12823719>for heatthere's no crowd
>>12823636>Charlotte is HUGE compared to the women’s roster, why should she sell most moves?If Bork can sell for people far smaller than him, she can
>>12823578>InsiderVince literally changes the show hours before it airs. Retard.
>>12823727all about social media anon
>#30 countdown approaching>"WHO COULD IT BE?!">3...2...1..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP9QvIFXFwI
Bianca is shit. Live/taped promo shit. Sloppy work shit. Gimmick shit. Pretty face though. Great athlete. Affirmative action nonsense.
>>12823757>Pretty face though
well charles is definitely winning, they tipped that by having her and asuka drop the titles tonight, they are also gonna have dykezler and snax injuring her during the tag match and she'll overcome the injury and win.
>>12823760She does, I’d make great babies with her. Doesn’t mean I want to see her fake fight or talk.
>>12823765The only reason I can Charlotte not winning is the Lacey Evans feud isn't finished, it would be a story telling mess if Charlotte is a heel in a 4 month championship program while simultaneously trying to stop that hussy Lacey from killing her dad with sex
>>12823821>Charlotte wins the rumble>Next episode of RAW Charlotte brutally squashes Lacey then keeps beating on her after the matchFeud over, Charlotte turned.
>>12823837Ashley please, no way the Lacey feud ends without Ric in a shark cage over the ring
Charlotte wins, Lacey challenges her to give up the title shot in exchange for Ric. Charlotte wins, keeps the title shot and frees Ric.
>>12823578Based WWE bringing back the minis.
>>12823578Returning Becky and fiend win the rumbles, anyone who isn't retarded already knows this
To clarify - the Stardust character will be in the Rumble played by someone else (I believe Drew Gulak).It’s a comedy spot in which he is eliminated by someone, then starts “a tantrum” on the outside before getting beat up by every other person entering and leaving the match.There was talk of dressing Gillberg up as Jericho but we believe Jericho might still come back in 2022.
>>12824594Becky is in no way ready to be in a wrestling match yet, let alone returning full time.
>>12823636Lol no she's not. You make it sound like she's Brock compared to Ricochet or something. Bayley is taller than her and Becky and Sasha are almost as tall as her.
>>12823636Bork sold for styles and bryan plus she isn't that huge you justify her as a hoss, she's just really lanky.
>>12824629>won a RR on one leg>can't come back and be in a RR a month after shitting out a kidYou are underestimating The Man anon
>>12823636t. slopbrained e-Drone
>>12823648She puts them over with a cavate as well, normally dqs/roll ups/distractions etc. she's probably lost around 2 times clean as a whistle to someone else's finisher in the last 3 years. She hasn't consistently done it since the Sasha feud in which she won out in the end anyway.
>>12824682caveat*
>>12824666I’m not talking physically. There are some issues with Seth.
>>12824614Problem with that is Gulak would have to shave his beard and I'd see him doing that, even with his longstanding issue with his hate boner for Cody
>>12823705This.Take out the ridiculous stupid Stardust bit and this could pass as 100% real over on Reddit
>>12824614literally nobody is buying thisget better at thisdon't post anymore til you do
sage all cringe LARP faggotry
>>12823636Brock actually bumped and sold for Bryan in their match after it got cooking. And he actually put Drew over clean getting the Claymore over as a top tier, protected finisher. Chuck no sells and kicks out at one an entire match.
>>12823760She is pretty, but she needs bigger cans. Her hubby's bitch tits are bigger than hers.
>>12823578the only thing believable in that is Bray winning the rumble, the guy got a massive power up boost thanks to Brodie dying.honoring a dead friend is the strongest power 2nd only to politicking your way in the wrasslin world
>>12823578i would watch for fake stardust, also fake luke harper
>>12823578this would have been completely plausible and believable and then you ruined it with that Stardust bullshit you had to crowbar in there.way to sell your butthurt and ruin an otherwise perfectly good LARP
>WWE insider hereBecky Lynch wins the women’s Rumble.Cesaro wins the men’s Rumble.Becky, Beth, and Kelly Kelly are your 3 women surprises.Cena, JBL, Razor Ramon (obviously not played by Hall), and Jay White are your 4 surprise men.
cringe LARP faggotrysaged
>>12825126woah holy fuck
>>12823578>posting the fan feed of Thunderdome to show you are an "insider"lmfaoyou so bad at this lolsage all faggotry
What do you mean Bray but not the Fiend wins?
>>12823578The Fiend? ugh no thanks
>>12826100Bray, not the Fiend. Alexa is now the Host of the Fiend.
>>12825126>Razor Ramon (obviously not played by Hall)Fake Razor making a comeback
>>12824566Wow... Who thought that Christopher Daniels had a shot in WWE
>>12823578>Stardust (obviously not played by Codywho will play him then?
>>12827302Ryback
>>12823578>Stardust
>>12827309kek i would pop
>>12823646Hopefully in 5 years she'll be dead.
>>12823578io's already been in the rumble before
>>12823578>3 women surprisesthere aren't even 27 women to fill the rest of the rumbletry harder next time
>>12823578lol you’re not even trying
>>12823691This
>>12823578Yikes
>>12823578>Stardust (obviously not played by Cody)thread ruined
