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>hey Bobby brother, it's me, the Hulkster. listen brother, we are good, aren't we? I mean, I apologized, brother. ok thanks, brother. by the way I talked with Vince brother, it will be me who goes over Brock brother and gets a run with the title, brother. see ya nigge- I mean brother
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>>4830528
>>4832868
cringe
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>>4830532
I hate you for posting this.

If I could find you in real life, I would punch you in the fucking face, you goddamn millennial.

Any Straight person who uses the f-word deserves to have their legs broken.

Quit posting this niggery.
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>>4833810
BASED
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>>4830537
Everyone ignores that the Hulkster said he’d be ok with his daughter dating a rich nigger. I know it’s not overnight progress but baby steps. Should have spun it as a positive jack.
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>>4833819
the best thing is even nogs wouldn't want their daughters to date broke nogs (not like they would date them anyway with the current racemixing that's going - white girls date black guys, black girls date white guys, while the japs hate the blacks, the whites and even themselves and the westaboos who go west hook up with white guys/girls)

last thread >>4791560
live show this weekend!
Shoko vs Riho at Korakuen!!
Nodoka gets a new gimmick!!!
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>All these people thinking Maho is coming back for Korakuen just cuz she's on the poster
I understand missing her but you gotta be smarter than that
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!?!?!?!
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Yuna is such a waste of size. Should be squashing her opponents into the canvas instead of fighting soft.
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I love Big Bible Azusa.
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>>4833797
Not a bible

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Did carter do anything last night?
He appeared for a bit and gave us a sign but did he do anything autistic?
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>>4833690
The faggots who give him attention
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>>4833694
Ironically cringe, but unironically based at the same time. I can't wait.
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>>4833690
He uses proxy to ban evade. The fat fuck unironically pays to shitpost on 4chan
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>>4833704
Brother everything good about /asp/ is thanks to carter. He made this place the cesspool it is. He even made up the autistic language idiots spew in this glorious shithole.
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Wolfcuck vs Carter would draw the house brother - HH

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Okay, so I'm writing a paper on /asp/ lore.
Tons of info I need to find out about this place.
>Who is "pedomod"?
>Is there a discord/IRC/private chat to this board?
>Who is "Carter"? "Cyka"?
Thanks for all your help in advance, hoping I don't get worked as they say.
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>>4833744
Who is the king of me?
AJ Files
pops his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg.
Lyrichads (especially footsies)
Inokimania
I don't watch WWE, so I don't care
Is RAW about to start?
Aceposting
Naruto vs Inuyasha
>Kevin Nash
Chadblade
DEAN
Pure strikes/Wrestler's court/American Badass/Have A Badd Ass Weekend, Baby!/Carderpasta
Bobboposting

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>>4832859
Op how are you doing this? Is it going to be a Google Doc we can access or a wiki or what?
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>>4833744
>>4833766
You forgot Bike Chad.
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>>4833811
Also the guy that said

"You don't hug girls from behind you creepy ass virgin lmao"
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>>4833817
and
>Is that his height in centimeters?
>Agent 4'7

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>WHAT'S KENNEDY ALPHA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>JOSH WHY DOES HE HAVE A TRASH CAN
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>>4833737
wtf, context ?
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Based Kenny with the belts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6zBrKuWFsY
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>>4833722
Welp, he's done.
>>4833801
The IWGP Hebby Q is like the holy grail over there.
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Lmao treating a belt like it's something special. NJPW is cool and all but that's ridiculous.

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Now that Carter has returned, let's take a moment to worship our God.
So to please him you may leave offerings in the comments below.
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Carter is a black guy ya ding-dong diddly newfag.
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>>4833823
Carter has like seven different personas + a fursona you ding-dong diddly simp

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Watch Gatoh Move.

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Can we do a compilation of all the times Jericho has done this? I'll start
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>>4833745
>>4833749
>>4833754
yikes, leave it to the pros kid
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>>4833818
Hi Carter
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>>4833822
nice meme response kid, work on ya syllables
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>>4833824
SEETHING
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>>4833825
How does it feel to know that I'm the only (You) your lazy lyrics got?

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Rank 'em
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>>4832938
how does that at all counter what anon said?
>goldberg's spear was shit, it was completely reliant on who sold it and made it look like it hurt
>wrestling isn't real, it didn't actually hurt
what the fuck kind of discourse is this
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Edge's spear was running hug.
Goldberg injured too many to be considered good.

Rhyno and Batista are best in my opinion.
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>>4832996
It's well known that Goldberg's spear at least in his early WCW days, is him charging at his opponent full speed, if his opponent don't know how to bump properly, they are fucked, even if they know how to bump, it still hurt like hell. Listen to DDP talk about working with Goldberg and how he knock himself out by charging at the ring post and spiked himself on the floor after a spear.
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By best they mean the most lethal? That Title Belongs to Goldberg because he made people almost quit
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>>4833032
So we're agreeing that Goldberg's spear was shit

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Last thread reache the bump limit >>4803219. Hazuki had an incredible breakout performance in her loss against Momo. Hazuki is going to be a top dog in Stardom for years to come. Kagetsu is defending her red belt against the traitor Viper on the 22nd. Hana also has a show on the 21st. Kris Wolf is wrestling for Bar Wrestling on the 25th. As always, keep the discussion related to Oedo Tai.
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>>4833251
Who? This thread is about Momo, Yurie and Tam.
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>>4833266
*SNAP* Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.
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>>4833106

Hannah stopped being the focal point of it and it died. Surprise, surprise.
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holy fucking ding-dong diddly yum yum im ding-dong diddly gonna
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real-cute panda

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Wouldn't it be a bit sleazy for the WWE to use Bobby Lashley to make Hulk Hogan look better?
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>>4832843
clicks, homie, clicks
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>>4832843
When money is involved. Capitalism is so easy to corrupt.
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>>4832766

Sleazy? In a company that had a tranny play act sucking Mark Henry's dick and he grabbed its ass.No way
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Not. Based Vince working the marks
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>>4832766
Was Mark Henry not World Heavyweight Champ? Is the Rock not considered black enough for them?

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Anybody here unironically like Fozzy?
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[Verse 2]
Oy Vey, this guilt is a heavy cross
There is blood on the foreskin I suck
And each suck I take is energizing me

[Pre-Chorus]
Embraced by the darkness, I'm losing the light
Encircled by demons, I fight

[Chorus]
What have I become? Now that I've betrayed
Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away
And I have been a slave to the Jews in my mind
Is there something left of me to save
In the wreckage of my life? My life

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[Bridge]
Jewish in my mind
Jewish in my mind
[Chorus]
What have I become? Now that I've betrayed
Everyone I've ever loved, I pushed them all away
And I have been a slave to the Jews in my mind
Is there something left of me to save
In the wreckage of my life? My life
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
Jewish in, Jewish in my mind
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
I'm becom-, I'm becom-, I'm becoming
Jewish in, Jewish in my mind

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They have a few good songs
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>>4833787
>>4833793
>>4833798
My fucking sides
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>>4833803
Thank you Sir and this is Jericho and Fozzy related mods.
https://youtu.be/lqURPBtGJzg

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Do you think Vince is actually sexually attracted to Stephanie?
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>Does Vince "Shove Leaves in my Cousin's Vagina" McMahon have weird sexual fetishes
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>>4823623
this is the correct answer, that thing could make an alligator cry
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Yes. Vince loves his t-girls
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>>4823606
Who isn't?
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>>4823606
100% certain, not memeing.

Based on everything Vince has done or planned to do over the years, it is clear he is one of those guys with hundred different fetishes. Incest must be a major kink for him.

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>New Day hate him
>Titus hates him
>Balor stands with Titus
>Usos hate him
looks like terry made things worse with his """""apologies"""""
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>>4830857
Who cares what a bunch of no buddies marks thinks?
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>>4831828
Yes it is and she's actually suing him for even MORE money
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>>4830857
All a bunch of millennial pussies, opinions dismissed.

How many of them were beat up in school for being black in a majority white school and called the n-word on a daily basis? My bet is on none of them.

Fuck them and fuck all of you post Gen-X pussies. Nobody owes you anything, the World sucks and there are black children dying of starvation in Africa right as we speak but you want to hate someone for saying a naughty word.

Wanna talk about privilege? WE ALL benefit from a thing called First-World privilege so be thankful for where you were born and shut your whiny crybaby mouths.
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>>4830931
>Makes me never want to talk to another human being again.

Yeah, humans suck...get over it or kill yourself. Think your any better being a big crybaby and sitting at your mommy and daddy's home? LOL, fuck outta here you little pussy.
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>>4830937
>he is a wrestling god
He is actual a pop culture god, he transcends wrestling
He is literally a globally known icon
He will live forever long after the pythons are put to rest

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>his nxt gimmick was that he has shoot autism
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>>4833785
Raw on suicide watch
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>>4833785
It's called slam dancing, ya ding-dong diddly simp.
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>>4833795
sure thing, Colby



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