Cozy Weekend Edition:Not long before we find out how Asuka will respond to her partner walking out on her last week. Stay warm out there.https://twitter.com/WWEAsukahttps://twitter.com/KairiSaneWWEhttps://twitter.com/shirai_iohttps://www.instagram.com/wwe_asuka/https://www.instagram.com/kairisane_wwe/https://www.instagram.com/shirai_io/Kabuki Girl Highlightshttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMKanachan Tours the Tallest Tower in the UShttps://youtu.be/3AGYLd4u6zYKanachan's Latest Vibrating Toolhttps://youtu.be/eG_ejeS78v8Previous >>12876697
>>12908242>Never the girl>Never drew a dime>Never had a good match post NXT career>Never cut a memorable promo>Main evented the lowest drawing RAW segment of all time>Never won a title unless the horsewomen didn't feel like working that day>Took the RAW womens title from the main event of Wrestlemania to the pre-show of C-Tier PPVs>Only the 2nd best member of The Kabuki Warriors>Only the 3rd best member of Triple Tails>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a undefeated streak against jobbers>"NOBODY IS READY FOR ASUKA">*jobs to the entire roster*>Charlottes personal jobber>Alexa Bliss' personal jobber>Beckys personal jobber>Will be forgotten post retirement until her eventual demise from obesity
Yum
Mella looks better
>>12908272I love this woman
>>12908270Kek based
>>12908277Even making the comparison is insulting to Carmella and she's a mid tier bimbo at best
I miss her mid-match cock teasing
POSTITS
>>12908270>getting murdered in your own thread after baiting it here>repost it here verbatim to try againpoint and laugh frenshe's having a vewy bad day!
Ranmaru: kek this nigga seething Kana: I know it's been like a week!
>>12908334
Sad we never got the inverse of this spot the next wee, with Asuka attacking Nikki's car with her boobas
FOOTA
>>12908478*next weekI typed like NIKKEH there for a sec
>>12908509BLACKEDdy BTFO
>>12908509Thots btfo
>>12908509mandyfags BTFO>>12908334this image is for you pit bro
>>12908617Thanks! Got any Kairi? More Asuka pits are good too
>>12908270True.
>>12908430love this look
>>12908847sexy as fuckshitty dive bar rockerslut Kana
>>12908430>KeyboardWarrior.jpg
>he's STILL seethinghow many hours has it been nowlmao
>>12908242Does Asuka listen to Merzbow?
>>12908783I don’t have any on Kairi bro, sorry :(
>>12909118Doesn't strike me as a noise listener tbqhwyf
>>12909212>claims to be a "kabukibro" >doesn't have KairiCringe
>>12909262You're right. She's probably more into 100 gecs
>>12909106Any leather Kairi bums?
>>12909284I was going to go with Melt-Banana but sure why not
>>12909274aint dat nigga at work on his phone
>>12909300>Melt Banana Good Taste
>>12909334
>>12909351
>>12908242POST ALL THE LEATHER KAIRI BUMS.
>>12908277Yeah, if you're in closet or into shemales
>>12909394fin.
>>12909412
>>12908509How does Asuka do the Black Mass better than Aleister?
>>12909445Because she is better
>>12909426or Gungans
>>12908242Fat and ugly
>>12909445The catch all answer to the general question>"How does Asuka do [x] better than [person] ?"is because she is Asuka
>>12909482gotten to and showing it
>>12909484Damn fucking right
>>12909441MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12909274Best I’ve got bro
>>12909334>>12909351>>12909394>>12909429BINGO BANGO BONGO~! ASUKA BUMS!
>>12909872what gang sign is that
>>12908451Based K1 legend Ernesto Hoost
>>12910070/Kabuki Klub/ my guy
>>12910188I guess it does look kinda like 2Ks
>>12910101yo shit it is!
Asuka has a meeting with WWEJapan staff and is gonna use her fancy camera set up
>>12910700wait what, what's she doing with WWE x KCTV ??
>>12910768i dont think she is, shes probably just editing an episode on the side
>>12910768no she's just using her KCTV setup to video call them there.
>>12910865Ooh, hopefully that goes better than her last interview with Kairi then..
Does Asuka have a bush?
>>12910960prolly yeah
>>12910960Io - baldKairi - tiny stylized patch, maybe a heartAsuka - neatly trimmed
>>12909463mmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>12910960no
>>12910700She said from now on. I wonder if this means she will be helping the people in Japan with some sort of project.
>>12910960Not since she moved to the US
>>12911160They force you to shave your bush off at immigration?
Asuka just said she will be off twitter for a while, I hope everything is ok.
So what happened? Did WWE Japan told her something?
>>12911213Just saw that. Hope she’s okay. We’ll see on Raw on Monday I guess.
>>12911213That or the constant stream of negativity is getting to her.
I dont watch raw, did something happen last week to explain in k5?
>>12911237what negativity? all her posts have 99% positive comments, it's not like a Charles situation where everyone sends hate even in her own posts. Unless she's searching herself on Twitter I don't see where this negativity is.
asukabros... >>12911188
>>12911237this nigga thinks she's on asp lmao
>>12911285The negativity AT work maybe.
>>12911182No, but it's more common in the US, so she does that now. Well, probably waxes, not shaves
>>12911285She does search herself. They all do
>>12911213The fuck...
>>12911213She wants attention.
>>12911213It could be a million of reasons, maybe she's busy, maybe she wants to spend more time with her family, maybe she received some weird DMs, who knows.
ffs https://twitter.com/EulogioAntonio7/status/1358218120083607554
Could be with the bliss stalker shit going on that she wants to take a breather
>>12911362that guy is the pinnacle of cringejust one look at his tweets makes me completely understand why she is taking a break
>>12911349She's went dark on twitter plenty of times before without announcing it. This is all for attention and sympathy
I hope the frenzy over trying to find the existence and/or identity some people here didn't spill over to her Twitter. If that was the case I could see why she'd go offline for a bit.
>>12911441let’s not pretend like the shit that goes on in /asp/ is any less cringe pitfags
>>12911629hey, @EulogioAntonio7
>>12911629it's one thing to post shit on a 4chan board it's another to tag the specific performer you like and write aspbergian love letters to them
>>12911617i think we're a pretty isolated trashcan here, most ppl on reddit/twitter don't even seem to know she's not single.
>>12911645Si. Onions yo. Ay yay yay yay yay!!!! Quiero kana culo!
>>12911213She probably was just told wwe creative's plans for her... lmao
>>12911679she's losing the belt on monday, huh
>>12911213it reads like she means she's busy for the next few hrs maybe?
>dis d00d is BACK and STILL seething kekit's been close to 24 hrs nowthis is "not good mental health" as he likes to say
>>12911652Maybe. But who’s to say she doesn’t lurk places like this to feed her ego? I mean honestly if any of us were in a position of celebrity we’d be googling everything we could. I wouldn’t be surprised if the fact Daisuke was outed was a reason for going dark.
>>12911213Guessing Vince is killing her youtube show
>>12911718Daisuke has been known here for a long time now, and majority of WWE fans still dont know of him anyways
>>12911718bro, there is literally no way "normal" wrestlers (ie, not kenny) frequent /asp. she wouldn't even understand our crude lingo.
people can just not use social media apps for a while. Stopping using them is not an indicator something is "wrong" with that person. Hell it means there is something right with them.also bare in mind seething faggot is back and using this to concern troll cos he is just permanently seething lol
>>12911718>this 10000% concern trollinggo back to your fail trolling threadsya seething bitch asslmfao
>>12911724I doubt it
WHO'S THIS MASKED MYSTERIOUS SUPERSTAR!?
>>12911764this is the guy who was trolling all day long and getting roundly btfo in this thread and his own by a few of us. And now he's back and he's ANGRIER than ever lol
>>12911776Reina de la Leche
>>12911785yeah trueman's seething I guessanyways night kabukibros, EU hours are shit. hope Asuka is doing alright.see ya tomorrow.
>>12911362>implying you faggots don't act literally the same here everyday
>>12911826damn I forgot to namefag, the dream is over
>>12911448Mention two times
>>12911718If I was a celebrity I can assure with 100% of security in knowing myslef, I would neve EVER come back to this shithole.
>>12911640pre-wall asuka a cute
>>12911776La Booba de Japon
She was just responding to people before, watch it turn out she just meant she wasn't going to be around to do anymore right now kek If its something else it wouldn't be about random geeks on twitter. That would be extremely unlike her. Most everywhere is overwhelmingly positive to Asuka.
since she says she is a fan of mutoh, do you think asuka would find him sexy?
>>12912006yes
>>12912006asuka would definitely have a sexy fight with him
>>12911991>watch it turn out she just meant she wasn't going to be around to do anymore right now keksee this is exactly how I read it too seeing that she had just been interacting with people. Like she is explaining she has to stop now for a while, as she does this WWEJapan zoom call or whatever. Total nothingburger. Some people are so gotten to by Asuka, they need to jump on every single move she makes as "THIS IS IT GUYS SHE'S DONE SHES FINISHED KEK" some poor little boy is having a vewy bad day and it's lasting a vewy long time!!
>>12912006why is he doing the 2sweet
>>12912022He's now bumped both his tragic fail threads to try and slavage them and get them back lol >>12911181>>12906322what an unbelievable day long meltdown pure raw tism
shes back already
>>12912188cool new look.raging tards btfo also
>>12912188just want the brown hair kana back
>>12912188lookin' good
now shes just shitposting
Okay now she’s just shitposting lmaohttps://twitter.com/wweasuka/status/1358244939474235392?s=21
>>12912188Given the wanton amounts of bleach they had to heap on to her to make this happen I bet it burned like hell. Looks good tho
>>12912250make sure your phone bluelight is off in bed DKB or you wont sleep for hrs
>>12912259Yeah I’m actually going to sleep now lmaoOnly Asuka could get me worked like this lmao, night bro!
>>12912248kek i love her
>>12912188Nice>>12912248>>12912250Based and disturbing
>>12912188lmao based empress
>>12912250Holy shit she's raising the price of dogecoin! I'm going to be rich
i think its a reference to some elon musk tweets
>>12912334KANA TO THE MOON!!!
>>12912340lol wtf
>asuka doesn't lurk /asp/Yeeeah not too sure about that anymore
>>12912188based mommy making fun of fragile faggots
to top if all off, a new KanaChanTVhttps://youtu.be/xNKHZLVrUkY
>>12912470Holy shit what a roller coaster of a night
considering she doesnt speak english much im suprised she caught this guy was joking and actually followed them back instead of getting pissed lol
>>12912470what a swerve>showing that kabuki warriors merch for 5skairibros...
>>12912340>Destroyer of shortsWHAT CAN THIS MEAN BROSBooty shorts in the mud
>Asukas twitter right nowWhat da hell
>>12912470B A S E DWhat a day of winning Asukachads
>>12912578Edibles just kicked in
her Twitter flareups are based
>>12912547dude changed his name to Asuka Stan
>>12911776La Chicka de Booba.
>>12912188she’s so pretty
>>12912470Imagine being so rich you buy shit and then forget what it is
>>12912913Also imagine working for such a cheap shit company you have to buy your own merch
>>12912923And last but not leastImagine working for such a stupid company you make a video to promote THEIR merch and they'll still not let you mention them in tags or in video.
>>12911776Las Tetas Reina
>>12912470So we just gonna ignore her Star Trek teleporting out of the room to get the box of merch
>>12911776Tetas Del Rio
>>12912006Asuka would unironically do that match without thinking it twice
>>12912580God damn that hairstyle looks so good on her. I wish she’d give the shorter look a come back
>>12913406Based
>>12913406Blessed
>>12913406Tweet it to her and tag KairiKairi might even RT it
>>12913406We've hit our peek
>>12913450>peek
>>12913450>>12913457Gah noo how could this blunder happen to me
>>12913406welp found the next OP pic
>>12913406>loves to play video games>loves boomer rock, especially Iron Maiden>loves to make the haters seethe>loves to shit postThat's why she's the best gal. Props to Daisuke for wifing her.
>>12913941Probably my favorite misting win, Dakota with the best sell and she blasted her
>>12913941dis maafk 100% posts ITTreveal yaself
>asp stalker posts her daughter>asuka leaves twittergood one, ass clown
>>12914137you might wanna read the thread there pal >>12912188>>12912248>>12912340>>12912547
>>12914167no you read it, buttface
>>12914137She has a daughter? I thought she had a son?Anyway, anyone have some classic Kana bums in her ring gear?
>>12914171she as "off Twitter for a while" as she was stepping away to do some WWEJapan zoom call. for about 2 hours. then resumed shitposting and showing her new hair colours that dude is still a nonce and can fuck off tho
>>12914171>buttfacebro I WISH
>>12914180>Anyway, anyone have some classic Kana bums in her ring gear?the real issue of importance here>>12914209women are weird we'll never be able to figure out the mysterious kanachan and why she does what she does
>>12910700judging from what we can see on her editing bay, looks like a new ASMR cooking vid is in the pipeline ladsyum
>>12914222her weirdness is part of the allure. I love it.but this was just a misconstruing by everyone else misreading her Tweet. her intent was pretty clear I thought. She was on Twitter doing stuff, interacting with people, had to step away and go do a work thing, was courteous enough to let the people know that, then everyone else misconstrued it. And btw what is up with the perception there would there be something "wrong" with a person even if they were getting off Twitter for a while? The idea that Twitter is this normalised part of life that everyone must use and participate in, and if you don't you are ostrcised is kinda fucked up. It's really fucked up desu. Billions of people don't use Twitter. It's not actually important like. People on Twitter overestimate it's value and importance so much. It's weird.
>>12914218
guys the "off twitter for a while" the "ur welcome" and "i am become meme, eater of shorts" are all just elon musk references to tweets he made recently while he was shit posting about doge coin
>>12914387ohyeah I'm fine not knowing about that dude
>>12913406we cheesecoin now
>>12914345Based.
>>12914569>Kairi figures out a Pyramid scheme finally to scam all the simps' dimes to buy her one new handbag
i made one normal speed & one slow
>>12915257
>>12913941>they do over 10 minutes of continuous slow heat>crowd still cheering them
Sometimes I hate going to sleep because I seem to miss some really stupid shit that happens with Asuka lmao
>>12915571holy booba
going to work bros, won't be able to post pics. keep it up!
>>12914387I know, literally after her tweets I made another $20 lmao
>page 7Uh oh
KabukiUploader here, today's my birthday. Could I get some kana thighs please?
>>12916930I will when I get home bro, I’ve got a few!
>>12916963
>>12917082I’ll be back home in about an hour, I’ll post them!
>>12917609*then
>>12916930here we go my dude
>>12916930
>>12916930apparently this is a duplicate reply
>>12916930I don't have many good thigh focused shots...
>>12916930this is the last kinda good one I got bro
>>12918362>>12918372>>12918390>>12918399>>12918410You're a good man, thigh focus isn't a requirement so long as we got some meat
>>12915012>not opening an OnlyFans to do so and avoid the risk and embarrassment of a fraud trial.It's not that hard to part a simp and their money these days.
Was this a veiled shot at Kana?https://twitter.com/k_o_n_a_m_i_/status/1358298989251026946
>>12918582Not veiled at all, it's quite overt.
>>12918582she needs to get over herself, kana wasn't her mommy
>>12918981correct, she's /ourmommy/
>>12918981This, you can't blame Asuka for signing a big contract at 35
>>12918996like, i get that the teacher/student relationship is important, esp in japan. but kana's family should always come first.
>>12919041Exactly, she did the right thing.
>>12918996You can't, but you also can't really blame Konami feeling slighted when her mentor/trainer she paid to be trained by up and leaves her with no options like a year into her career when she still was a teenager if I'm not mistaken. I'm sure Syuri holds no such feelings.It kind of just makes me want one last teacher student match from Kana against Konami. It would never happen, but it'd be dimes.
>>12919087wow thats messed up. going to the wwe was really the best choice for kana imo. but kana jewed konami.
>>12919087In Japanese culture, any kohai shit talking a senpai like this is serious heat. Juniors do not talk disparagingly to their seniors in that society, you just don't do it. So this is an in character heel thing. If not she's bringing a lot of unnecessary heat down on herself as this will be construed as disrespectful.
>>12919385>but kana jewed konami.in the biz they call it carnying
>>12919412She is a heel so you're probably correct, but good chance it's a chapter right out of Kana's book ironically where she's half working half shooting on her senior.
>>12919521and people out here talking about Kana taught Konami nothingbullshit
>>12919412>>12919521now this is cope
>>12919948They’re also probably correct, dumbass.
>>12919948no, my post here >>12919412 is simply just a fact.
>>12919412It's not a character thing because if it was, she wouldn't be praising Syuri. They're not in the same faction.
>>12919087>she paidwhen was this confirmed? barely anything is known about how all things went during that year, only that Kana left to join WWE and that KONAMI reportedly was left behind. We have never heard Asuka's version of the story.
>>12919521But this doesn't make sense. Why is she working a woman who doesn't give a fuck and who works in a company that is on the other side of the world and that never works with other companies, while praising a woman from a group she was feuding with not too long ago? What's the end game of such work?
>>12920153generate some interest. Before her turn on TCS she was pretty much just a body on the card with no real story or arc or anything going on
>>12920197how this generate any interest? I'm not more interested in checking her matches just because she attacked Asuka.
>>12920238>I'm not more interested in checking her matches well it's still konami...
>>12918582Oh but when Asuka goes back, Vince's money in briefcase, to recruit for NXT Japan...>KANA-SENSEI I KNEEEL!!!
>>12920082then she's being very dumb
>>12920330Based Asuka making the shitters bow before her
since we're talkin bout asuka's past, heres a bit where io talks about her and triple tails-"In the 4th year of my career, together with Kana and my sister, we formed the unit called "Triple Tails". The predominant feeling I have is that this unit offered me a lot of comfort. Kana took care of pretty much everything and I just had to get along for the ride, in my position as youngest of the group. All I had to do was focus on the matches, so I was pretty much carefree. Also, I think I grew to understand the position of freelancers while being in Triple Tails. I watched how Kana negotiated, extended offers to other wrestlers when we organized our own shows, how to go about having goods made, ... There was also her experience and conduct, and lastly, being taught how to live as a freelancer was huge."
>>12920607>Io is a more real Asuka's disciple than Konamikek, how things turn out.
>>12921169
>>12908242Who is asuka married to? Heard she had has a kid too
>>12920104She was getting trained by her? Unless she pulled her off the street which a freelancer isn't going to do, she was getting paid for it.
>>12921340would eat like cereal
>>12922338best girls
>>12921421That's not how it works. You don't seriously think all the people who trains in the Dojo are paying NJPW to train them right? You make a try out and if they accept you they train you and you get to participate in their shows in order to generate money which in turn becomes your salary. It was the same with Asuka. Konami searched her and Asuka agreed to train her and later started booking her in her shows and brought her to every other promotion she went to like Reina.
>>12922338Epic crossover
>>12922338nice
off to bed bros, hopefully asuka doesn't break the thread again lmao
>>12922338
>Congraturations to your friend Gronk
>>12923252what a shitter, asuka definitely supports the chiefs
>>12923303i mean she lives in vegas, theres a chance she supports the raiders since thats where they play now
>>12923303>>12923387Asuka would support Brady cause GOATS stick together
>>12923395I don't think she knows about or cares for handedgg one single iota.
>>12923504https://streamable.com/pbpa6o
>>12923252>>12923303>>12923387>>12923395Neither Asuka nor Kairi gives a fuck about handegg retards. They said so themselves.
>>12923674we're just having fun, maggle
>>12923387Asuka's a Golden Knights Stacey. She probably had a couples night at a game with Mox and Renee.
Kairi no!
>>12923906kairi, yes!
>>12923557based and kawaii
>>12923906fuck yes, she made on for Kairi?
>>12918582Oh no, Kon is my favorite in Stardom. I didn't know there was heat.
>>12923906nice, found ithttps://www.manyvids.com/Video/2145979/kairi-wwe-helping-asuka-jap/
>>12924027It's probably not that bad. I mean she did go to WWE House Show in Japan with the rest of TCS to support Asuka. She probably still admires Asuka but is being honest about the way she felt when Asuka left.
>>12924027izza werk
>>12924027Asuka hasn't said one word about her since the day she left Japan and they don't follow each other on social media. It's always been kind of obvious.
>>12924353Asuka doesn't mention or follows Shida but they do talk to each other. It's not obvious.
>>12924390asuka does follow shida and syuri as well
>>12918582konami is my favorite so i find this hilarious.>>12924081i fount it weird that we didnt see a pic of asuka and konami together but asuka did take one with momo and azm.>>12924390you couldve easily checked to see that they do in fact follow each other.
pretty sure this is all a work or misunderstanding, this is a tweet Konami made after Kana's final japanese show which also took place after she had confirmed she had signed with WWE meaning Konami knew by this point she'd be leaving"One night after Kanapro, I once again felt the greatness of Kana-san. Thank you so much for leading me to the path of professional wrestling. I'm grateful to you. I'm going to work even harder than before, so please watch me. I love you!"
>>12924830cope
>>12924800Konami is my favourite purely because it's the closest you can get to watching Kana wrestle now.
>>12924839?
>>12924830It is, thinking there's actual heat between them is silly. Kana brought her in and gave her her start. Konami modeled herself after her. Nobody is holding signing with WWE against her. The last show everyone gave her an emotional send off.
>>12924830>Asuka proceeds to not watch her ever and forget she existsKWAB
WWE announced Charles and Lacey will go face to face tonight. Hopefully Asuka shows up and murders both of them. And maybe Ric as well for good measure.
>>12925643That is dangerously based
She really likes shopping herself onto others...and herself
>>12925746Based She’s having one of those episodes where she gets obsessed with shitposting something particular and then one day she’ll just mysteriously move on...
>>12923906>>12924034send this to Asuka. i bet she'll retweet it
>>12924800That pic was just because Kairi took Asuka to meet them.
>>12925811>https://www.manyvids.com/Video/2145979/kairi-wwe-helping-asuka-jap/send a screengrab to Kairi and say it's a cosplay
>>12925643Enough of this fucking dribbling HORSESHIT Asuka needs to snap and start fucking some peoples shit up and inject some life to this show
>>12925123Finna
>>12925924I am tuning in to raw tonight just to see if Asuka snaps
>>12926410how small and tight do you think her little Kairi is?
>>12926434very tight
>>12926410Creative could book this woman as the purest babyface as can be. Fuck this company.
>>12925746I believe it is because she's unironically investing in cryptocurrency
>>12926529What a meme
>>12926479Look here, pal. Gooks can't be faces!
>>12925746Looks like her new gimmick is responding to those who insult her
>>12926021if she does you'll see the clip on social media immediately. No need at all to actualy watch along live.Don't was your time bro. Isn't RAW at like 3am where you live too.
>>12926434immediate bust upon entry tight >>12925746>shooping your face over other pics of your own facekek>>12925788ONE OF USONE OF USGOOBA GABBA GOOBA GABBA
>>12925811based and sexcrazed Asuka>>12925907kek she would and all toopoor innocent wee Kairi lol
>>12926680Yeah it ends at 4AM lmao
>>12926479She legitimately is the easiest layup, can't miss babyface of all time forever and ever in the history of the biz.And WWE turned her heel.Absolute moronic incompetent dullards.
>>12926697don't waste ur time d00d
>>12926710Am I really dedicated if I don’t watch live tho? :(
>>12926479
next>>12926727>>12926727
>>12926553Unironically this. No way is a guy like Vince gonna let someone from the nation that bombed pearl harbor be a pure overcome all the odds babyface. Vince was alive when that happened. Literally lived in a time when the nicest thing an american could say about japanese was to call them gook and hope if the bomb didn't get them the radiation would .
>>12926021She won't
