rumor mill: Tom Brady expected to show up tonight

>Shaq is an EGod
Codybros...

Per The Podcast:
>Rob Gronkowski has entered the building

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>>12930214
>>12930288
Why does Hunter send every sports team a replica strap? Does he expect those teams to give WWE the rub?

>>12930388
if they wear it is free publicity

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WATCH AEW

jfc is this the interest in raw these days? nxt threads get more posts pre show than this and no one watches nxt...

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Ya know maybe if they advertised the card, they wouldn't be stuck at 1.5M viewers. That card isn't making me want to watch.

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What's everybody eating tonight for the big show? I got a pizza and a chicken parm sandwich from a local joint. Something about Monday night RAW gets me hype and hungry

>>12930706
ding-dong diddly jelly desu
I'll have some left over nachos from yesterday

>>12930194
No Christian no ratings

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What was Triple H's "business" on RAW a few weeks ago? Michael Cole Jr. on the mic wouldn't shut up about it.

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>>12930755
nachos are based fren, enjoy.

Together, we can help end racism!

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>WWE fans just sit in their houses in front of their computers clapping and cheering

>>12930903
Is that no different than what anyone else does here minus the clapping and cheering like a retard part?

>>12930706
homemade bean & cheese burrito bowl w/guac and sour cream

>randy vs drew again

why

I swear to God if Charles opens up the show I will post my sister's feet

>>12930903
At least you cannot hear them chanting this is awesome

SHUT IT DOWN

>>12930932
Vince gets off to both of these men.

>>12930934
They pipe that in now, so it only gets played at Vince-approved moments.

The only reason I'm considering watching is seeing Ric Flair put is wrinkled hands all over Lacey Evans but she's doing all the ding-dong diddly fucking touching and they're missing the fucking point

>>12930903
that's literally what people do for real sports

>>12930932
because they weren't able to do it the last time since drew got covid

>>12930706
I have chicken tenderloins and fries warming up in the air fryer as we speak

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Are you ready bros?

Disney should buy all the shit needed to run Lucha Underground again and put it in direct competition against RAM on Disney+

>>12930851
Dangerously based image

>>12930983
Disney will just buy WWE at some point, unless NBC beats them to it.

Watching on YouTube TV and the description says that they are making an announcement about Elimination Chamber. Wasn't mentioned anywhere else.

Rocky Johnson has died
F

Drew vs Shemas seems like such a forced feud.

FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERE COMES THE PEPE

>>12930989
NBC looks like the likely buyer since they already landed the WWE Network deal might as well just buy the whole thing up

SHANE O MAC

>>12930997
bitch it should have happened at the rumble. Its about time they pulled the trigger

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

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HERE COMES THE PEPEEEEEEEEEEE

The return of Raw Underground

>>12930997
They've been building up to it since the lead-up to Survivor Series

>>12931012
>>12931014
HIVE MIND

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BRING IT BACK!!!!!!

HERE WE GO

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

>>12931012
>>12931014
HERE COMES THE PEPE

WHAT A POP FOR SHANE O MAC

Drew/Sheamus 1on1 at Fastlane, then

BLACKbuster announcement

>>12931016
Hell yeah

I knew it, elimination chamber qualifiers

>>12930706
I'm on a diet so I got a big ass vegetable medley being cooked but i just had chicken on a spinach wrap.

I miss real food.

How’s everyone hanging in there? Today’s been rough. My anxiety is through the roof.

>Defending at EC
Randys winning

>>12931038
nope

But why?

Orton/Jeff/AJ/MIZ/Sheamus/Drew

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

How do they get the fan noises off the streams? They all have mics on?

>blackbuster announcement
what did he mean by this?

Why the fuck are they talking like they're on a game show?

>the jizz
dropped

where's keith lee?

holy DIMES

>>12930706
Already had a very good tuna pita. Might have a snack later since I smoke so much weed.

>>12931044
2 spots left, gonna wrestle for them

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Book an Elimination chamber with this roster /asp/

>>12931056
His bitch got Rona

>>12931056
in catering

THERE GOES THE PEPE

>>12931042
Been thinking about killing myself recently. Just have to figure out a based way to do it

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>Drew
>Orton
>Jeff
>AJ Styles
>The Miz
>Sheamus

Weak as fuck, why not do something different like use Ketih Lee or Matt Riddle

>>12931042
what happened?

>>12931072
Riddle is probably getting Lashley. Lee isn't back from Rona yet

Im gay

>/woo/tards crying for their fat nigger Keith Lee
oh no no no no no

>>12931080
racism is the biggest sign of poor education and lack of world experience. kys

>>12931070
I’ve never gotten that close. I’ve stopped drinking after a was drinking a lot so my boredom is too much sometimes. I caved today and I took a painkiller and drank a lil cus I was all over the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8mFcUAxFlo

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>>12931087

jeff never does his entrance with enthusiasm anymore

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What does /asp/ think of BBAJ's botox job?

>>12931092
your little reddit friends are not impressed with you acting like an edgy manchild. kys,

>>12931074
Quit drinking and my OCD with panic attacks just gets too much sometimes.

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>>12931079
Good for you, enjoy it

>>12931090
Pretty sure Jeff said that theme's coming back when crowds return.

I miss Raw Underground so much

>>12931094
He's waiting for a crowd he got the rights to his lyrics theme again. He'll do it at WM.

Name bigger draw than tom brady

>>12931094
That's cos his opponent ain't shaking a bottle of Percs for him. Jeff needs Fentanyl on a Pole match

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>>12931095

>>12931072
Why do I find her attractive?

>>12931094
He has the body of an 80 year old man at this point.

>>12931107
I sure hope so.

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>>12931114
Peter mo fucking Griffin

Are we getting a live gay sex celebration with Drew McIntyre and Sheamus in ring tonight?

>>12931064
Wario, Mega Man, Kirby, Sonic, DK, Mario

my messiah is back on Friday, guys

>>12931114
Al big dimes Bundy

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Why isn't he in the chamber?

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>Raw getting the mens chamber match
Thats a shame.

I'M SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS

>>12931150
Read the thread, Mia the Retribution girl got Covid so he needs to quarantine

>>12931098
now type this without crying

>>12931150
He's not a former WWE Champion

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>>12931122
because you got good taste

>>12931064
Bowser VS Dedede VS Falcon VS Richter VS Ryu VS Terry, Smash Bros Championship #1 Contender's Elimination Chamber Match

>>12931150
china flu

>>12931122
Cos, if you squint your eyes, she looks like an older Taylor Swift who eats real food and went to your high school.

>>12931153
Theres always a second one. Womeme will probably get it though

>>12931150
Caught up with Blasian pussy

>build a week's worth of episodes around edge deciding who to fight against
>the champion might be changed at elimination chamber anyway
UHHHH DUM DUMS??

>>12931153
This wouldve been kino

>>12931150
those belts are useless

>>12931153
this would have been way better than the one they just announced. I'm tired of the same cycle of folks.

wait if all these dudes are already in the chamber match why are they wrestling tonight?

>>12931142
>>12931170
What other matches would you have on the card?

>>12931153
What could have been

>>12931181
There is literally 2 PPVs before Mania. Do you expect the champs not to defend an everyone to twiddle their thumbs for 2 months?

>>12931174
Women, Big E IC title or SD tag teams should be the second chamber match

>>12931153
This looks so much better and would've made so much more sense than the one they just announced.

>>12931153
that >>>>> what they announced.

>>12931064
>Wario
>Donkey Kong
>Bowser
>Sonic
>Metaknight
>Captain Falcon

>>12931197
I expect Edge to have to make the decision after those 2 ppvs

Am I going fucking crazy? Is that AJ Tattoo new? I've never noticed that before.

based TNA match

>20 mins in and haven't even recognized black voices during black history month
i'm fucking shaking right now

>>12931215
They are still going to tease, anon. He hasn't said anything yet.

>>12931187
it's like an exhibition match to hype folks up.

>>12931187
Because its a good way to fill up time until the PPV

Was that a shoot or work injury?

>>12931229
they should be doing a beat the clock challenge to determine who goes in last, would make it more interesting.

>>12931114
THE ROCK

>>12931234
>Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)20:19:52 No.12931234Was that a shoot or work injury?
Shoot.f

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How did anyone in corporate not figure out SmoJoe just injured himself a few times to have job security as an announcer?

>>12931224
fuck that i want cena and hbk vs batista and undertaker

Boring match

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That Carl Jr.s girl is really cute, bros. I want to join her.

>>12931153
dimes.

>>12931064
Ness, Marth, Ice Climbers, Captain Falcon, Pikachu, and Fox

>>12931189
Samus (c) VS Jigglypuff VS Palutena VS Peach VS Wii Fit Trainer VS Zelda, Smash Bros. Women's Championship Elimination Chamber Match

>>12931253
he was filling in for dio(?) once and vince liked him. I guess he's pretty good, he did some voice acting too
there was nothing left for him after he didn't beat lesnar that one summer where brock rolled over everybody to go over reigns at mania

imagine picking any video of pete dunn punching to use in a commercial.

why is it called the crab crusher

>>12931291
he sucks and HE'S FAT

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>Drew vs BBBAJ vs mizzetty vs jiff vs snek vs Feller in Elimination Chamber match for the WWE championship

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>>12931219
unless you're talking about a different tattoo this has been around for a long time bro

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>damien priest (with bad bunny)

>Damien Priest's main roster gimmick is that he's Bad Bunny's janetty

KWAB

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Peyton lost to Dana Brooke on Main Event tonight

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>More Bad Bunny
BASSSSSED

>>12931282
That’s all?

>>12931328
oi wtf

>>12931328
Damn, I like both of them.

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Oh my gosh, an actual wrestling match on RAM. It's almost jarring.

what the fuck is up with damien priest? i don't watch gay NXT so i don't know anything about him. why are they pushing him? he's ugly as fuck and has a shitty bow and arrow taunt. i am not detecting any dimes.

holy cringe

>>12931330
Off the top of my head, yes. I'd probably book a handful of lower card matches too.

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>>12930388
It's more of a Vince thing. Paul is just the puppet.

>>12931341
>watching wrestling for the matches
Fag

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>>12931328
>Billie is booked every week on the 2-hour show
>Peyton can't get booked on the 3-hour show and is jobbing on Main Event
Damn she got Jannetty'd hard

riddle vs lee, why

What if Omos just follows AJ into his pod?

>>12931343
Yeah I don’t get it either. Dude doesn’t look like anything special

>>12931355
Like what?

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>>12930706
I bought a bunch of raw wings and my mother was kind enough to make them all. Probably gonna be eating wings for the next few days.

>>12931362
we are also about to get some billie x bayley kino

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Why does this monkey talk like that
I guess it's better than awwwsheeeeiiit

Air Bud is based

>>12931381
This

Why does he talk like a fucking old wizard in an rpg

when is riddle's eye gonna heal

Keith Lee talks like a highschool teacher.

>getting toastie

>>12931362
Peyton is such a Janetty she pinned Bayley and Charlotte and nothing happened

Not crazy about this subdued Keith

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>New Day

Hot Take, Keith Lee shaving his beard is 90% of what killed him

I can sense the ratings slipping

damn hardy's real shit ever since he came back. good thing he isn't doing the whisper in the wind anymore, since it takes him half a minute to climb up nowadays. and what the fuck is that splash he does after the dropkick
and what really shits me off the most is that twist of fate is sometimes a stunner, sometimes a cutter and sometimes a neckbreaker. fuck off make up your mind already

>>12931376
i can only coom so much.

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I'm listening to Genesis records while I watch Raw. Fuck these announcers and fuck these wrestlers' shitty ass promos.

>>12931397
more like
>retribution

So Keiths gonna take the title off of Bobby after Riddle jobs to Bobby one more time

Riddle about to get BLACKED

AGAIN

Without being racist or homophobic tell me why you hate the New Day

>>12931422
They're way fucking overdone at this point

>>12931319
nigga wtf dude this is the first time I'm watching sober in like 6 years to be fair but still wtf

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>>12931379

>>12931422
I don't hate the new day.

Although I'm less and less of a fan of Big E as time goes on because he's such a little bitch about racism.

would you sign up to something like Temptation Island?

Is Sheamus a draw?

>YOU SAYING I NEVER DREW A DOIME?

AM I NOT A DRAW FELLA

>>12931371
Pikachu and Pichu (c) VS The Mario Bros., Smash Bros. Tag Team Championship Match
DK (c) VS Incineroar, Smash Bros. Switch Championship Match (a midcard belt)
Kirby VS Yoshi

That's all

>>12931456
Yes

Yes, Sheamus. He saying you haven't drawn a dime

sheamus is seriously dimes ATM

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>are ya sayin I'm not a draw?
BASED

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GO MACE

SHUT IT DOWN

where are my slapchads

SLAPJACK

>>12931451
No, I don't associate with negros or women who are willing to fuck them.

>>12931451
No. It seems like such a hateful and mean-spirited concept.

>>12931474
I miss Elijah Burke.

>slapjack instead of mace
So they are losing

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SLAPCHADS UNITE

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holy fucking based

New Gay is fucking dead. Kill it already!

Where’s Mia ??

IT'S SLAPJACK!!

BASED SLAPJACK

SHUT IT DOWN
https://youtu.be/I0qg_Z9zBXI
SHUT IT DOWN

>>12931451
the fact that shit like that is on television is proof that this country needs to be nuked

Ali blantantly taking deca right now kek
still sucks on the mic tho

whats your retribution name?

>>12931451
If your girl even watches Temptation Island it's only a matter of time before you're breaking up anyways.

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>>12931491
>>12931495
Based Slapbros

>>12931511
Mooseknuckle

>>12931511
Slapnuts

>>12931511
ballsack

WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MUSTAFA?

>>12931511
Bonestorm

>>12931498
Tested covid positive before the rumble

does Reckoning still have the china virus?

Slapchads rise up

Ali isn't base-

>>12931511
NAGGER

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>>12931486
>Elijah Burke
Watch NWA, da Pope is also da TV champ

>>12931511
psi-ch0

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Is this what Slapjack looks like beneath the mask?!?!

T-CHAD THE FUCKING CRUISERWEIGHT

>>12931511
SledgeHammer. I get to face Triple H for the true right of wielding the hammer.

>>12931511
Sneed

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>>12931511
MoonMan

>>12931511
Dingle-berry

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>>12931540
BASED

Retribution is unironically over with me

>>12931511
zEr0heart

so weird how mustafa and t-bar are pretty good but the end result is fucking retarded
why is tbar ducking under a jumping kofi when he can steamroll him midair
mustafa is acting pretty well but he's at a commentary table shouting at clouds while tom ignores him to call the match
im gonna say jobbers for life, ali gets a us title shot a few months from now

>>12931422
They aren't over enough to be the hip kid friendly wholesome team.

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>>12931511
Buttass

>>12931406
i think some of the variation on the twist of fate is on the person selling the move.

>>12931511
FUCKER

>>12931561
Ali gave them purpose and a reason to care for me.

>>12931511
RareCandy

>>12931505
It's a work you mark bitch

FUCK GRUBHUB

>>12931511
Spit-Shine

>>12931466
Who would be in the Switch championship match?

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>another Grubhub commercial

>>12931406
>and what really shits me off the most is that twist of fate is sometimes a stunner, sometimes a cutter and sometimes a neckbreaker. fuck off make up your mind already
Hardy doesn't decide. Fate decides.

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FUCK GRUBHUB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guys, will Lana get killed by Nia?

Ali sounds like a rapie porn director

They need to book Slapjack vs Christian

>>12931576
as far as the neckbreaker/cutter variants go, yes, but when he goes for the stunner, he lands on his butt by his own. i guess then it can be sold by jumping on your knees or just bending forward and that's another way the twist of fate branches out. bullshit

SLAP JACK IS DIMES

I’m going to find Ali and force my cock down his throat. HERES YOUR RETRIBUTION!!!

LANA VS NIA TABLES MATCH TONIGHT GET FUCKING HYPE

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>Ali doing fake tough guy mean voice

>>12931567
He probably wouldve gotten something much sooner before the retribution shit but he got injured and sadly got thrown into the "creatives got nothing for you" section

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ali needs to shut up

I mean, Ali is trying but his voice is so whiny and shitty I can't take him seriously

MACE vs Drew McIntyre when?

>>12931619
He’s an SJW pussy so he can’t be a tough guy

What does SLAPJACK eat?

>>12931595
DK is champ, Incineroar is challenger. That's what I wrote.

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>>12931619
>I mean

>>12931605
I'd watch that again and again

tf was that kofi move, top rope flying headpat?

>>12931626
Cum

Here comes the mandy thread...

why is it always slapjack who loses

>HEY TURN AROUND YOU IDIOT
KEK

SLAPJACKbros...

>>12931647
Yes
NEW
>>12931635
>>12931635
>>12931635
>>12931635

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Would you give her some retribution?

>>12931627
How would you rank all of them from jobbers to main eventers?

>>12931616
I mean it's not like he would've won the WWE championship if not for the injury. A lot of low tier midcarders get thrown into the elimination chamber all the time.

>>12931648
because he's a whiteoid

>woods lobbying to cunt punt reckoning
Kinda based

>>12931657
>tramp stamp
no

>give me Reckoning!!!

>>12931647
I’m gonna create my own thread to counter these Coomer bitches

>>12931657
literal goblina

>>12931656
>20 posts early
Unironically off yourself piece of subhuman shit

WOOO

>>12931659
The whole roster?

>>12931657
Absolutely. What’s her IG? I got 500k followers. I can bang this chick

>>12931673
>>12931680
Imagine pretending you hate women to impress a bunch of fags on 4chan

WOO

>>12931662
True but they seemed keen on him so he mightve gotten a IC run atleast since they did him feud with Nakamura when he was champ for a bit

>>12931683
You're telling me you wouldn't start cooking a new pizza when the first one is about done?

>>12931358
It's called wrestling, you fucking idiot.

oh my fucking god. Has rick taken his blood thinners?

>>12931406
Jeff has always had like a bunch twist of fate variants.

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Literally just popped into /asp/ to say Laceys lookin THICCCC BABAY!!!

>>12930194
Lame