Where is Asuka???
>>12932472That ass fat
>>12932472PATAS YUM
>>12932472BRAP
>>12932472I need her to fart directly into my nostrils
>>12932472I’d let her sit on my face
>>12932472Yup, that's how you draw me to a thread
>>12932472Sometimes when I'm watching women's wrestling I like to imagine myself sneaking into their locker rooms and trying on their ring gear
Chad Bunny
BROOOOOOOOOOO
>>12932472She's doing a BBC mating dance.
>>12932472Why are WWE women so slutty? It’s a PG company
>>12932472More like Mandy night COOOM
I want Bobby Lashley to murder and cannibalize Matt Riddle.
>>12932513nah you are
>steals John Morrison's gimmick in your pathkek
>>12932535
>>12932535Based
What are you guys doing after raw?
>>12932512*bootleg gta san andreas theme*
is damien priest's archery some anime shit?it has nothing to do with the occult/edgy gimmick, unless he's so deep into it he channels artemis which I doubt
Where is Mandy? I'm ready to stop watching this show
>>12932555fapping to trannies
>>12932539He's more like Joey Mercury with all the jobbing
>>12932555Going to bed
young rock might be dimes
>>12932555Watching Raw Talk and playing Red Dead Online
>>12932555Going to go randonautica and see what I find. They sat not to do it alone tho
>>12932567In the garbage.
>>12932567In the toilet shitting
>I am the niggEST in the WWE!
others have said it before but they are turing Asuka heel to face charles.
What does "EST" mean
seriously why does bianca talk like that
>>12932472We can go bigger, lads.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BIANCA UGHGGH
Christ have mercy
>>12932567Catering like the jobber she is
>Not having Lacey win then calling Bianca a nigger right afterwards, setting of a red hot feud that everyone would talk about
CONGRATURATIONU
>Bianca and Asuka HOLY FUCKING PUKE
>>12932607>people talk different
>congraturations you win rumbre but you stir brack
>>12932472>>12932545>>12932567I just can’t stop obsessing over the fact that Mandy Rose farts and shits.I wake up every morning and it’s the first thing I think about. I think about how my goddess will probably be doing her first of four daily shits. I check Instagram to see if she’s posted and I wonder if she already shitted. Perhaps she’s on the toilet right now, on her phone? Delicious.I see images of her in the gym doing squats in her pink VQ leggings and I dream that soon after she’ll be squatting over a toilet or better yet my face while pushing out a nasty turd.Whenever Mandy posts a cute picture I try to imagine when her next shit will be or how long ago she took a shit before posting the pic.The worst is when she posts a picture of her dinner on her story. That stuff legit dominates my entire day. It’s hard to even imagine that a beautiful goddess like Mandy could squeeze so much food inside her.I always hope that she eats all of it so her shit is big and smelly.
>>12932566Vince saw Aleister Black crying for niggers so he told Paul to bring another nxt guy with a satanic emo gimmick to the main roster
Who decided having Bianca and Asuka cut a promo together without subtitles was a good idea.
do you think riddle smokes weed?
>>12932567She's helping Batista
>>12932625>unironic wojakfagKys
The most controversial feud ever. They should go full racism
>>12932631Based logchad
>>12932619has to be more subtle..things like a nasty monkey etc
Baste in his glory
>>12932639No that doesn't sound right. Isn't he straight edge?
/woo/ popping for the big fat african american!
KAIJU
This is Taylor Momsen, lead singer of The Pretty Reckless, the band providing the theme for Elimination Chamber this year. Say something about her.
BRO BRO BRO
>>12932631
>>12932654Just have Lacey drop a bunch of "you peoples" and tell her to heavy on the southern accent.Dimes fued
Damn I need to smoke a cigarette, but I wanna see this match.
>>12932672wasn't she in the film 'The Grinch'?
>>12932567Holy yum
>>12932566It's because one of his finishers is a falcon arrow
>>12932644Mandybros..
KING OF THE KAIJU
>>12932672i've seen her tits. pretty meh
I'm tapping out bros I can't watch this shit anymore
did bobbo give DUDE WEED LMAO a black eye?
>>12932472this bitch is begging to be raped
>>12932672I'm a Tokio Hotel guy
>>12932629Kek
I thought Riddle was supposed to be a legit MMA guy or whatever. I've seen high school wrestlers shoot in better than that.
>>12932633there's nothing satanic about him except for the name though
>>12932654>people like you don't get to be champion
>>12932697One day Mandy Rose will find a naked /asp/ie in her bedroom and it will be her fault for being so sexy and beautiful
Where has Braun been?
>>12932697>she’s asking for itOk incel
>>12932709I wonder what color panties she's sleeping in tonight
>>12932703i feel like getting ANY heat with blacks is cheap heat because saying or doing literally anything sends them into a seethe. I want a black guy vs white guy feud where the white dude just starts coming out with the Nexus shirt on
>>12932587I was doing that in the summer, we thought about good times and found some people smoking weed in the woods it was cool.
>>12932712smack, probably next week
>>12932720most girls don't sleep in panties. which is kinda gross desu. they're just discharging and farting and getting piss driblets all over the sheets
>>12932720I think she's the type that would sleep naked
>>12932690As if.....
>>12932731>they're just discharging and farting and getting piss driblets all over the sheets>grossGain test
Who booked Riddle vs. Keith Lee? Somebody is going to look bad coming out of this match, and that makes no fuggin sense
>>12932751They honestly both suck
that is the shittiest arm hold i've ever seen, wtf is he trying to do? It doesn't even look hyperextended
>Spirit Bomb>Final Flashffs
>>12932735imagine a mandy rose secretary bringing you coffee and she spills it on her blouse and has to take it off and she asks you to pat her dry with paper towels and you "accidentally" touch her boob
>>12932743women are gross. as soon as i get done having sex with them i make them leave so i can take a shower
>>12932682Yes, as a very young child.
>>12932767Keith is good man, but he does move pretty slow in WWE vs how he was working in NXT
EVIL BOBBO REPENT
>long haired white guy destroyed by two big black menWas this a rib to nash?
Rampage bobbo is best for business
>>12932737> hover handngmi
>>12932783as soon as you day dream about having sex you shower, you man-child.
based bobbo
>>12932781Grizzly Magnum is a reference too, though not to DBZ
This guy is a fucking beast
imagine being bobby lashley and seeing this fat piece of shit keith lee across from you
>>12932702Everyone who likes metal or wears black like some emo fag is a satanist
all the people with their replica belts on the screens cheering and putting thumbs down lol. wtf. honestly there's surprisingly a lot of women watching tonight on screen.
I thoroughly enjoy MVP as a manager, I think if given enough time he could be Heyman levels of greatness.
BASED HURT BIDNESSASEDHURTBIDNESS
I have never seen a midcard champion booked as strong as Lashley, I'm gonna be pissed if he jobs to Queef Lee
>>12932472IMAGINE what Rampage Bobbo would do to Mandy Rose in a no holes barred match
>>12932781I just got in. Who uses these moves in wrestling?
>>12932829Mutt's law, but you're probably right it might be hot.
gosh imagine bobbo taking advantage of alexa bliss
>>12932829nah you're imagining yourself with Lashley
>>12932829He would do what all blacks do, rape, murder, and life in prison.
>>12932824I could definitely see it. He's got the potential on the mic for sure.
>>12932858He can't control her. Not right now, anyways.
>>12932827It happened a lot in the attitude era. I’m glad Bobby is getting pushed like this.
>>12932829imagine with Nyla Rose with his micropenis locked in a cage
>>12932858Hello Alexa stalker.I knew you were an /asp/ie
>>12932865well enough about you
>WWE could have used the Royal Rumble appearance to get rid of Seff's dumbshit Messiah gimmick>they chose to double down on it instead
>>12932890>get rid of Seff's dumbshit Messiah gimmickWHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, ITS A DIMES GIMMICKFRIDAY NIGHT SEFFDOWN LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>12932890Fools like you could never understand The Greater Good
>Randy Orton wants "one more match" with a rivalIsn't this the exact same daggum thing that happened last week? Are we supposed to believe their won't be Fiend bullshit getting in the way again this time?
>>12932829>>12932858bobbo is pure and not for sexuals
>>12932915all the lights are going to go out and the elimination chamber is randomly going to appear in the ring with the fiend in every single chamber
Oh look another Blandy Borton promo leading into another boring match
>>12932915>Isn't this the exact same daggum thing that happened last week?More or less.>Are we supposed to believe their won't be Fiend bullshit getting in the way again this time?Absolutely not.
>>12932829Hes married anon
>>12932928That sounds pretty fucking cool.
>>12932829HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>129329282spooky
>>12932921purely for sexuals
>>12932827Lee's the only person avaible that could realistic take it off him especially coming off going to the limit with Drew, Riddles been jobbing to Bobby for the past month.
NGL the ads for The Craving are doing a good job putting it over for me. I hope a theater near me is showing it.
>>12932938too david lynch for Vince McMahon nowadays.
lol Nia just stood in the ring for 5 mins listening to fake piped in Boos over her entrance lol.
wait wait wait, i just came back to Raw and this is a TABLES MATCHfucking based
Kek they are replying the Lana vs Tables moments
Oh please abuse Lana again
NEIN TIMES
>Lana looking a little nervous coming into thisYeah we all know the real reason why.
Lana Ryona back on the menu. I'm blessed
Naomi backwards is I MoanLana backwards is AnalWhat did WWE mean by this team?
That recap gave me motion sickness what the fuck
did the nia jax just do the undertakers last ride maneuver?
god imagine Nia Jax peeling that ring gear off after a long sweaty match bros
>Asuka doesn't care about Lana anymore
did nyla call noami by her shoot name?
If Nia lost like 20-25 lbs, she would still be just as intimidating but also be a lot better as a worker.
now this is what women's wrestling should be
Lana is such a tag team slut
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lmao she legit hit her head hard on the turnbuckle
>>12933017https://youtu.be/dgUbRpdUN1w
And BotchZilla is out on force again, knowing she won't get fired.
>>12933039I like that 2nd one, it's subtle.
Lana is the bestLana number one
i haven't seen a big fat dyke dominate a little blonde slut like this since my days as a prison guard in Lowell.
If this is a Tables match why doesn't Naomi get in the fucking ring and help Lana out? It's not like she can get DQ'd, right?
>>12933033yes.
what did they censor?
hard as a rock right now
Did Nia call Lana a cunt?
Nia Jax has watched Training Day.
>>129330392nd is actually solid. No wonder why this guys the #1 merch dealer in 2021.
>literally begging for MercyIm supposed to cheer her?
>OHH MY BUTT
>Nia repeatedly putting over Lanawhy?
wat
>MY HOLEgood lord
BASED LANA
MY HOLE
lmao
HOLY BASED
>MY HOLEwhat did nia jax mean by this?
>My holeLmao what?
Based Lana and Naomi team
>MY HOLE
>MY HOLEwat
Imaging fucking Nia in her hole
good for lana, weird anticlimatic ending though
>owww my hole
Please sit on me, Naomi.
WTF at Nia Jax at the end
Nia is being very generous for Lana.
lol
holy fucking kek
M Y H O L EYHOLE
>the state of WWE womeme matches
>>12933108no, you get nia instead.
what i would give to have 5 minutes with naomi
Lana was constantly fixing her tit, any slip?
Okay, I officially like this episode of Raw. I don't like the tryhard comedy shit, but that was one of the funniest things I've seen in wrestling in a bit.
raw won
>>12933118>>12933118That was better than any AEW women's match
>>12933120Well, at least it'll kill me.
>>12933132I am not that Anon, and I don't like AEW, but>rent free
>>12933125That's why i had to open this fucking shits show of a game thread again , lets see if anyone confirms
HOLEY FUCKING BASED
>>12932875>Nyla rose>micropenisNyla’s nudes that got posted here debunked that
This match had meme potential
>>12932472IMAGINE THE BRAPS
>>12932631I wonder how many times she braps a day
>>12933152No need to search.
>>12933152come on /asp/ies deliver , not on nia's hole
Did Xavier Woods ever get his match with Reckoning?
is this the main event tonight? wtf
>>12933184Damn, that haircut is 100 times better than her current look. Fuck.
>>12932472
>>12933184She's perfect
>>12933195Drew vs Orton
naomi is built for BBC
>>12933195No, main event is Andrew and Randall>>12933184Ding dong diddly
>>12933184i like that kind of nipple style. you can actually see her little milk holes
where was Nia during all that, did she get taken away to stitch up her hole?
>>12933132It literally wasn't. Serena Deeb vs Leyla Hirsch was better than any women's match WWE has had in a while.
>lana/naomi will win the tag titles before sexy muscle friends
>>12933216I believe they're called Stevie Wonders, since they're a little bumpy so it's like reading braille.
>>12933194Yes. Brad Maddox filmed it.
>>12933226I was just kidding :/ I think NXT has a better women's division right now tho
I like that Elimination Chamber lineup, but it seems really random to me. Why is Jeff Hardy in it?
>>12933228>and then drop the titles to said sexy muscle friends
>>12933228they aren't winning either
>>12932472she's in the wrong era. She wouldve been perfect in 2002 during the ruthless agression era
What was the best Elimination Chamber?
>>12933240Star Power that normies know
>>12933240He's a former WWE Champion. Also, somebody has to dive off of a pod.
>one week from SundayHoly shit that was fast
>>12933240All former wwe champions
Imo Elimination Chamber matches are absolutely fucking stupid on a PG rated program>>12933254>>12933251Good points.
>>12933240It's all former champions
>>12933247>She wouldve been perfect in 2002 during the ruthless agression eraShe would have had 2 minute matches and not show up weekly. She'd have bikini photoshoots on the Website though so that'd be cool
>>12933216the little dimple on them, I'm a big fan of, can't find what to call that style though
>>12933250The two from No Way Out 2009 are always my favorites.
>>12933258>>12933260sensible explanation in kayfabe
>nowhere to be seen for two Raws in a row now
>>12933270December to Dismember 2006.
>>12933270Who’s the guy next to Kofi on the left?
Randy Orton'[s music is like a newer, more vicious remix of Stone Cold's music... Kinda like how Randy is a more serious Stone Cold
>>12933288Mike Knox.
>>12933288That's Mike Knox, isn't it?
>>12933288John Cena
>>12933284good
>>12933288Mike Knox. Yes, he was completely forgettable. Just like Snitsky.
>>12933270That's 2009? I've been watching 2000's and the roster is practically identical (minus benoit)
>>12933298We got a retard here everyone.
I wish he would wrestle,
>>12933304Everybody who saw him remembers him for the baby kicking and that foot fetish thing. IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
>>12933304got to fuck prime Kelly Kelly
>>12933295>>12933297>>12933304Thanks anons. Wow, I completely forgot about him. Wasn’t his gimmick that he was a literal genius, but a brute as well?
>>12933314To be fair, John Cena would be to Kofi's left. House left vs. stage left kind of thing.
NEW NON-WAIFU GAMETHREAD>>12933325>>12933325>>12933325>>12933325
>>12933326Everyone did.
>>12933247Yeah, she's much more suited for a time when the women were less talented than they are now.
>>12933334"WE ALL HAD HER JOHN!"
>>12933367Fuck Micah Bell
>>129333392002 had women who completely overshadow most of today's female roster.Lita, Trish, Victoria, Gail Kim, Ivory, Chyna, Molly Holly.
FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CUM INSIDE SASHA BANKS
>>12933333>non-waifuWhat a waste of quints
>>12933379This. Women had so many different roles too. Some were managers/valets, some wrestled, some even wrestled men, it was a better time. Nowadays it's all just copy paste
>you don't consoom me>i consoom YOU
>>12933333Holy basedfuck /woo/fuck waifufagsfuck redditfuck Meltzer
>>12933379>2002>Chyna
>>12933240>>12933254>>12933258>>12933260its all former WWE champions
>>12933379Gail Kim would be stuck on Main Event just like she was stuck on Superstars during her run, retard.
>>12933201>coalburner>perfect
>>12933403I thought that was her last year, my mistake.>>12933422I'm talking about talent wise, faggot.
>>12933396>SexHave it
>>12933449Shut up closet queen. Go have blacked fantasies somewhere else
>>12933449What makes you think I'm not coal?
>>12933453>/asp/leave it
No Alexa Bliss on this show so far
>>12933468Lana literally is a coalburner
>>12933453She definitely left jizz from 6 different wrestlers on Natalya's face.
>>12933490Sorry, she's staying over at my place tonight.
>>12933468She dated the old spice guy.
>>12933480Make me
>>12933515God damn prime Michaels was jacked. What happened?
So what was the followup to Orton and Alexa from last week?
>>12933490AEW bound
Garbage ending
>>12933266>>12933339Umm she’d be in bra and panties matches and doing table dances if this was 2002. She would’ve been perfect back then. She’s a total slut who loves to show the goods
N
I
>>12933490She probably got COVID yesterday
>>12933584Nope
G
>>12933557Nothing.
>>12933490I hope Based Albert got her
>>12932608Big enough?
>>12932690He better not fucking lose!
>>12933476Based Dio shitposting immediatly after his segment
>>12932472Lame
>>12932472she's fat
>>12933569This guy gets it
>>12932472Cringe
