Who goes over in an unsanctioned match?
_>CHAD>under 30>weighs in at cut, lean, taut 172lbs>dropped collegiate wrestling once he realised it wasn't pro wrestling>carnied reality TV series for a payday>offered WWE developmental deal while aged 26>turned it down because he's not a fuckin' mark wasting his prime jobbing to boomers>doesn't sleep>hates creeps & liars>first-ever draw in AEW: even when he was a debuting rookie Cody still couldn't beat him>GOAT theme song>won the #1 Contendership on the 2nd-ever episode of Dynamite>main events for the world title on the 3rd-ever episode of Dynamite>already earned his spot in AEW best-of montages>main evented Dynamite AGAIN within 2 months of its premiere against Moxley>dumped Priscilla Kelly so hard she was last seen being an OnlyFans THOT>hangs out with all your childhood heroes like Tony Hawk & Jackass>women all thirsting over him>so DIMES that Starks came back to AEW just to work matches with him>rekt Starks with a thumbtacked skateboard>so DIMES that Moxley adopted Darby as his son>took Cody's title>took Cody's feud w/ Team Taz>took Cody's program w/ the legend Sting>so DIMES that Sting came out from retirement just to work matches with him>gifted a bereaved child with a championship: p. based imo>had a new championship belt made for him>first person to decisively beat Cage in AEW>will be the first person to tag team with Sting on PPV in nearly a decade
>>12934655both of them die after falling from a high spot
>>12934677Three jabs and a coast to coast, 1, 2, 3.MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEYDOLLA DOLLA
>>12934685lel the only person Shane has beaten lately is Miz and I'm pretty sure my dog pinned him once
Shanes kids are even bigger than turtle boy
>Shane outweighs Darby by 60+ pounds>Shane isn't fat>Darby isn't strongGee, this really is a tough one.
>>12934655Even corporate Shane that was booked to act cowardly and run away from his opponents in 1999 and 2000 had more testosterone than Darby.
>>12936251>Shane isn't fat
>>12936385
>>12934655Draw after both of them sawdust to death after a series of spots
>>12936385Shane once he returned to WWE has been juiced to the gills bro, its why he has ultimate warrior levels of cardio and turns red just by doing his entrance jig
Whomever the booker decides should get a win
>>12934655Shane is twice this twinks size
