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TFW NO BEAR COUNTRY EDITION
>Red Velvet with Big Swole vs. Diamante with Ivelisse
>SCU vs. Lee Johnson and Aaron Solow
>Tay Conti with Anna Jay vs. Alex Gracia
>PAC vs. VSK
>Ryan Nemeth vs. Marko Stunt
>KC Navarro vs. Sonny Kiss with Joey Janela
>Joey Janela with Sonny Kiss vs. Jack Evans with Angelico
>Brian Cage with Hook vs. Jake St. Patrick
>“Pretty” Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi vs. Shawn Dean and Charlie Bravo
>Miranda Alize vs. Nyla Rose with Vickie Guerrero
>10 with Dark Order vs. Baron Black
>Natural Nightmares and Nick Comoroto vs. Vary Morales and Jersey Muscle Society
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No bears = no love for dark
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>>12940024
I can watch it on youtube? Nice.
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>>12940024
>Red Velvet
THE OVEN IS ON
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>>12940024
I'm surprised nobody told me that AEW has a youtube show on Tuesday.

Can someone tell me about the half face painted guy on the left and the bandanna dude on the right?
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>>12940024
>>Tay Conti with Anna Jay vs. Alex Gracia
this is the only reason i'm going to watch
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>>12941179
>he doesn't know who dustin rhodes is
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>>12941188
wait I take that back, Ivelisse has a great ass too
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>>12941189
Holy shit that's Goldust?
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>>12941217
Yes, still going strong at 50, or maybe 51 now idk. Bandana guy is a jobber.
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>>12941242
51. Glad to hear it.
>Bandanna guy is a jobber
I thought it was Juventud Guerra for half a second.
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>>12941259
That's been a minor running gag about him on the Youtube shows (Being the Elite and Sammy's Vlog).
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>>12941242
bandana guy is Juventud 2.0
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>>12941275
Kek.

>>12941290
I liked Juventud. What was that group he was in called? They road lawn mowers. Juventud, Super Crazy, and .. uh
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>>12941301
Mexicool?
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>>12941306
Well that was the group but who was their third guy?
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>>12940024
>Charlie Bravo
I guess the Nightmare Factory guys are starting their job duty. First Brooke Havok, now him
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>>12941313
Psychosis.
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>>12941324
Roster's almost getting a little too crowded but those guys will be on Dark for a while before they're ready to go. Good experience for them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDSED9Zpgs
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>>12941140
first time tuning in? it's literally always been on youtube
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>>>>>>>>big swole
puke

anyways, if hook hits a suplex with his dad on commentary im going to mark out brother - HH
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https://twitter.com/CasterShow/status/1358833053003620352

hope acclaimed aren't gone from dark for good, their shit is good
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It's coming on
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>>12941781
$10 says she's only on because brandi is being a bigger cunt than usual during pregnancy and CAWdy just wanted 5 minutes peace so he booked it
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>>12941815
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>>12941846
>he doesn't like literally /ourguy/ max caster
cya
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>>12941845
she's only holding velvet's bags anyway. imagine going from title shot to glorified valet on dark. that's what she gets for absolutely shitting it the fuck up.
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Wake me up before OGOGO!
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>>12941259
>I thought it was Juventud Guerra for half a second.
They've made that joke on either BTE or Sammy's Vlog. The dude does look a lot like a young Juvi.
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COOMERATO
he doesnt fit well with the nightmare family tho.
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starting the show with the match I wanted to see. Sad to see Comoroto be forced into that shit team though.
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Comorato tagging with Qt marshall and Dustin. Guy is gonna get a huge push.
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>>12941301
I don't watch WWE but he was in the LWO in WCW back in the day.
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>>12941861
no one to blame but herself
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Dustin should not be that good at his age. Also, that dude with the long black hair (Vary?) has the worst look of all time
>>12941875
same but cawdy's "group" needs a big guy and i'll take nick joining a shit group if it means he gets a little push
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>>12941875
If you wanna succeed in AEW its just about the best place you can be in
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>>12941876
Arn said that someone was about to have their life changed or some shit like that. guessing its him
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why would NXT cut Nick? i don't think he's the greatest thing ever but he has a pretty great look and is a much better big man than the majority of shitters they currently have employed
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>>12941875
don't really disagree but you need to attach yourself to one of the EVPs or jerigoat if you wanna get anywhere
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>>12941892
not really. lee hasnt won a match or gotten pushed. even someone like qt who has gotten wins only gets them when teaming with dustin or cody. they dont really do anything with themm on their own. comoroto will be the exception
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>>12941887
The Nightmare Family is so bloated and doesn't feel like there's any cohesion to it. It's probably the worst faction in AEW right now.
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based Nick yeeting that lil guy
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>>12941861
the wimmin's division "rankings" is a great example of how diversity hires turn out shit
>push swole, she's trash, instantly dropped
>push abadon, she's fat trash, instantly dropped
>push velvet
yeah i think everyone can see how this is going to turn out
nice to see Tay getting more and more time, and with the joshis and big booty shanna back their 1 match a week on dynamite isn't the guaranteed piss break anymore
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>>12941923
they dont do anything so i'm not really upset by it or anything lel. i think it's just signing "young" talent and letting them continue training for now
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>>12941909
he wasn't an indie darling
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Caveman is based
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>>12941923
I honestly forgot the Nightmare Family was even a thing.
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>>12941919
Im saying from a business perspective..
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Big nick
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>>12941929
Swole and Abadon are fucking horrible and ugly. Velvet can wrestle really well, looks good and is good on the mic, she should be one of the top people in the company
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>>12941923
Cody said today that its not really a faction like the other ones. there are trainers in the nightmare family. remember when 10 was in it?
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>>12941937
no bunny no interest
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SCU have been mainstaying Dark.
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>>12941892
True. I just don't like them much. I can't even remember anything Nightmare Family has done since that whole Allie QT angle. Hope Comoroto sticks around though.
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>>12941929
Velvet can actually wrestle though. Wasn't bad on the mic either
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>SCU music hits
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>>12941940
they can get signed and show up to job but thats about it. dont expect them to be important enough to be in something like blood and guts
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>>12941952
Yeah, it's really more of a launching off point for their students and personal projects like the shaq thing.
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>>12941947
she's #2 behind deeb and in front of britt
in a month she will be either 5 or off the board entire
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>>12941964
I always just consider Nightmare Family Cody's "brand". Dont like it either though.
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one time before daniels retires i want curryman in aew
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>>12941975
exactly. Cody basically fused with QTs school
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i cannot believe bayley's shitter boyfriend got signed
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>>12941970
Ill spell it out a bit clearer. Dustin is the Presidents brother and QT runs development. They are good guys to align with (outside the ring)
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I am watching Christopher Daniels wrestling some Kofi Kingston looking jogger.
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>>12941985
Maybe they'll let him finally get his Fired Championship match all these years later.
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>>12941995
yea. im disappointed in various signings. i will be absolute pissed off if they dont sign someone like Mike Bailey but do hire these people that no one will give a fuck about. same with luther and serpentico. no one cares about them
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>Velvet Sky can wrestle
Wow.
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Lee johnson is really good for his age, that match he had a long time ago on Dark was stupidly good. Problem is he's bordering on charisma vacuum but there's still potential
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Not a fan of Solow.
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I want Anthony Ogogo to stop talking forever
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>>12942021
Neither is Bayley.
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>>12942021
He's been on BTE twice and he is as fucking boring as you could imagine
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>>12942030
This is the weekly reminder that British announcers have no place in American wrestling commentary.
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>>12942020
yeah, they let him talk on the "Road To Dynamite" yesterday and holy jeez dude just sucked all the air
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>>12942020
Him and carter put on a classic
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>>12942018
Luther is fairly harmless. He's away from a Dynamite ring 99% of the time and he and Serpentico put on some interesting matches on Dark.
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I didn't even recognize that was Kaz. How long has he and Daniels be teaming?
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>>12942019
She actually can, have you seen her wrestle before? she manages to get halfway decent matches out of complete green shitters
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>>12942058
For like 2 yeats in AEW
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>>12941929
at least velvet isn't ugly as fuck, she has a chance
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>>12942054
That's what I thought but I wasn't sure, but yeah that was flipkino
>>12942018
Luther/Serpentico are fine if they stay on Dark. It's funny watching Luther use Serpentico as a human object and they're usually doing the job for someone
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>>12942045
Unless they're being heels
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>>12942061
Yeah trust me I saw her 'wrestle' in TNA/Impact.
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>>12942082
But that's not recent, do you think people aren't capable of improving or something?
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>>12942070
maybe; but i think her window is closing as the roster keeps coming back from injury/overseas
last year was the chance to be mediocre and cement yourself in the company, and the only one who appears to have done it is that 6' autistic potato broad
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>>12942069
They've been a team for 10 years.
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Why is anyone talking about Velvet Sky?
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>it ddub dat deb valleh droiva tun tek it roight nocka smacked up proppa fer six
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, ANTHONY?
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this match sucks and im going to blame it on solow
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>>12942106
Wellcahm to whuuutcultua wrestlanggg
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>>12942057
I feel like some wrestlers are suited better for dark. avalon, cutler, and chaos project being some examples . Helps that taz and Excalibur on commentary.
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>>12942057
AEW needs to focus more on getting wrestlers that stand out in the ring, promos, looks. etc. luther, serpentico, solow arent it. i get they need jobbers but they dont really do that. they give them a lot like avalon vs cody or page vs the brother of ziggler. they should hire more people like Ricky, Eddie
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>>12942108
That's fair.
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>>12942094
Honestly she only could improve. There was nowhere else to go but up.
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>>12942105
I'm watching this thread and wondering the same thing.
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I really don't care about Solow or Lee Johnson
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>>12942122
I'm British, but Ogogo's south London drawl is incomprehensible and infuriating
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Scu goes 10 min with those shitters on dark
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>>12942129
no one is talking about her. they're talking about Red Velvet, a friend of brandi's who is getting pushed along with CAWdy
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>>12942125
and i get pissed knowing that someone great is getting overlooked for a literal who like solow only cause cody, even tho i like him, knew him from the indies
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>>12942082
Anon who the fuck are you talking about? Red Velvet never wrestled in TNA nor Impact. Are you talking about Velvet Sky?????
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not a single person watches scorpio sky's podcast
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>>12942158
see >>12942019
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This is not giving Scorpio the boost they hope it will.
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This podcast is the drizzling shits
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>>12942165
that guy misread the other anon say red velvet, not velvet sky. he's cause a chain reaction of shitposting lel

WHO BETTA
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THE MASCHINE
BRYEN CAGE
IS COMIN FOR YA BABY
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what's with this incel hate over red velvet? she's not bad
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>i have sworn off betting on matches after giving -1 five bucks because that kid has better mic skills than I do
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Cage looks incredible but he has less personality that Chris Benoit. he's like if a jacked Benoit only did indieshitter power moves
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>>12942095
>but i think her window is closing as the roster keeps coming back from injury/overseas
Velvet has gotten good performances out of everyone she has faced. She is also apart of a marquee matchup on dynamite next month with cody. She will easily fit on the roster
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>>12942187
it's someone who thinks they were talking about velvet sky. lol the state of this fucking thread is actually worse than jr on commentary.
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Now thats how you squash a shitter.
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>>12942195
he doesn't need personality, he just needs to be juiced to the gills and yell WHO BETTA
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Cage vs Wardlow vs Caveman
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Oh, Max.
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>>12942207
He needs to be screaming incoherently like Steiner and he'll be the biggest guy in the company
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beyond fucking based
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I don't know the names of this John Cena tag team but it is so obvious who is the Janetty
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are they not allowed to show footage of MJF on rosie's show or something?
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>>12942224
>he needs to learn to bark at niggers like Steiner
they don't teach that anymore at rassling schools
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based acclaimed
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>that jericho line
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Max is getting better at producing his beats
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The Acclaimed has won me over the last few weeks. I was unsure at first.
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HOLY BASED
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based tegan and sara
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HOW THE FUCK ARE THE ACCLAIMED SO BASED.
They have no right.
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miranda a cute
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AH DING DING
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Piss break time
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This miranda girl has been on nxt, aew, and impact over the past two years.
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>>12941815
i linked this earlier but max raps over sound clips of MJF singing on rosie's show, i imagine they'll mention it on Dynamite tomorrow
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>>12942272
this fren gets it
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>>12942182
WHU CAN STOP DA PATH OF CAGE
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>>12942278
that one is great. for people that havent heard it
https://twitter.com/CasterShow/status/1358833053003620352
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>>12942161
Is that not who we were talking about? This is the second thing of AEW I've watched. I was told to watch their first show last night and I did.

>>12942177
Oh. My apologies other anons. I thought Velvet Sky was Red Velvet.
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Based Bastard Pac
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>and his opponent cur...
what?
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>>12942294
nah red velvet is black, the other is a white shitter who never could wrestle. no problems m8yroo, she wrestles tonight so you're in luck to judge
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>>12942311
Choppin off the knees of Pacs intro damn
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they signed solow. i wouldnt be surprised if they signed zigglers brother. it would be dumb
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Y'know, I don't hate Nyla for being a tranny. I hate Nyla for being horrible at everything.
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This British guy is killing me.
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>>12942326
Nyla unironically isn't terrible looking for a tranny either
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>>12942334
I wish he'd Ogogo away.
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>>12942334
Ye know pac e gawt all da toowls in da toool bahx
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>>12942326
Nyla is very good at one liners though.
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>>12942340
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>>12942325
it's not like these tier 1 contract guys are taking up spots and keeping better guys from signing.
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>>12942326
guarantee nyla's match will probably be the worst one in the tournament unless someone like riho is involved or rosa
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Is this guys british the equivalent to a ghetto accent like we have here in the US?
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>>12942347
well i sure as hope theyre not overlooking better talent and that match tomorrow with PAC better be 3 min tops
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>>12942364
i think he's aussie
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>>12942371
He was just talking about being from England
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joey selling sonny's phat ass will never not be funny
>you talking about ricky?
10/10
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My god what has become of Shelton Benjamin?
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Damn, I have to piss already again
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>>12942379
I haven't seen him do it before but that was hilarious.
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>...one of the most succulent asses in the business
>you talkin about ricky?!
kek
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reminder sonny's opponent got bullied in high-school for wanting to be a wrestler so max caster's tag partner went to speak at his high-school to cheer him on
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What disease do you think Rickie just caught from Janela?
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>>12942364
Well, his dad is Nigerian so. . .
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ANOTHER fucking fag? 1 was too much.
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>>12942393
Definitely a couple of canker sores for starters.
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>did someone drop their ass on your face? was it during a match?!
taz/ricky combo is good
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are those wrestling brawler things becoming a thing now?
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So tell me is it best to look at Sonny as a meme to get through it or
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>>12942400
Sonny is more in the vein of the Exoticos from Mexican Lucha Libre.
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I'd have like a hundred percent more tolerance for Sonny if he'd stop that stupid back arching shit when he walks.
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>>12942364
basically, it's half that and half generic London
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>no sold sonny's finisher to talk about ricky doing a squat
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Stop looking at Sonny's ass
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>>12942412
Yeah. He's a shoot fag, but this is his gimmick.
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>>12942408
The micro brawlers?
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>>12942418
>London
That poor city.
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>>12942429
yea
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>>12942408
>>12942429
BUY THEM, ANONS!
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>>12942412
Sonny is decent enough, doesn't care what gender you call xim and commits to the phat ass gimmick

SPEAKING OF FAT ASSES
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>>12942428
Ah. Hi, being gay doesn't bother me. It's just the.. extra stuff he's doing but a gimmick is a gimmick.
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>>12942341
This brought a slight chuckle, good job.
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Time to COOM
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WHO CAN STOP
THE ASS OF TAY?
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>>12942442
>Tay and Jay
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Dicks out boys!!!
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>Gracia is never going to get a win
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>>12942453
WHO FATTA
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>>12942346
what? she has a pretty feminine face. It could be a lot worse like the WWE tranny that just came out
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gracia is such a shitter. they better not hire her. hire alyssin kay instead
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>look at that
>look at that cover
lel ricky had to make sure people didnt think he was talking about her ass
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I wish every women's match started with the handshake spot. TJPW does it and it's always a brilliant set up for who is face/heel
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>>12942469
she's fucking scorpio sky, so it might happen
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>>12942442
>tay will never suffocate you with them cheeks
why even get up in the morning
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Tay vs Miyu Yamashita would be an interesting match up
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>>12942481
scorpio can't even get a match these days
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Serious question. . .
Fuck, Marry, Kill.

1. Gabbi Tuft (Tyler Reks)
2. Nyla Rose
3. Nia Jax
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>>12942485
He can't even get a PS5.
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>>12942485
kek
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>>12942469
but the diversity anon
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>>12942491
I don't like this game. And I'm a chaser.
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>I DON'T THINK SO
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tay is really improving, she just needs to string moves together a little more smoothly. how did no one at nxt see any potential in her skills or her ass?
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Conti is a very good striker.
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>>12942491
Fuck Gabbi Tuft, Kill Nyla Rose. Marry Nia Jax.
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>>12942505
it's says more about how inefficient the performance center is
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Tay is destroying this bitch

>>12942505
and her moveset is really unique too
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>>12942505
she even gave them record viewership during her match but they decide to keep her in catering. i'm glad she became a self-mark and took a smaller paycheck to prove she's worth signing full-time
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>>12942469
Big Ole women in San Antonio
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>>12942509
Give this man a raise
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>J-JUST COVER HER PLEASE
Commentary shooting, just like Tay is apparently doing to her opponents.
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I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
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>>12942505
this. maybe in 6 months she will finally be able to look smooth and not awkward at times. i really want to see how she does against a top level wrestler. we will probably see tay vs riho soon
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It's Zolph Riggler
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>Hunk Hogan
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Yeah because you suck dude.
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>>12942515
>killing the tranny
it's gonna happen anyways why waste the bullet?
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Jesus Christ. This Dark is killing me. C'mon, lil' Ziggler. Please kill Marko.
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oh god they gave ziggler a mic
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marko stunt? more like gargle sCUM
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>that nasaly voice
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Oh no why does he sound like that
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oh god, zigglers brother has go away heat
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>>12942539
Do you mean they aren't all trannies? I thought that was the game. I admit I just did a brief bing search
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this is why Dark is good. have them try out and fail instead of being on dynamite just like private party. after they got shitted on, they no longer did live promos
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>>12942509
Is that Jack Swagger?
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I thought that promo was actually based, you guys didn't like it?
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>>12942548
Absolutely, that guy is the total shits
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>>12942552
i honestly don't know who the other two are and don't care
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even if it's a shit promo it still allows marko to get easy pops for when he hits him and ziggler gets easy heat for chucking marko around
>>12942565
yes sir
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>>12942531
She was able to hang in there with serena deeb.
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>>12942565
Yes
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There's suspension of disbelief and then there's just whatever the fuck this is
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There's no way Marko will get more offense than PAC tomorrow, I expect a squash, they have 6 matches, PAC/Nemeth will be short.
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>>12942574
>>12942576
Glad to see him
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>>12942557
Money matt was a good pairing.
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>>12942442
yesssssssssss
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This is stupid
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Just end this already. Nobody wants to see Marko.
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>>12942577
killing a once noble profession
there is nothing wrong with flippy shit if it's executed well
90sec setup for a spot like the cucks or marko being in the ring at all are just awful
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hes a shoko nakajima fan?
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Is Dolph Ziggler's bro wrestling a teenager?
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>>12942593
Definitely. Just being in this storyline with him they've already developed a little more range with acting/promos.
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>music distraction finish to beat marko stunt
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>>12942605
Young, but also ridiculously tiny.
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>>12942599
This, but for Nemith. Marko is a draw though.
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What a way to make Nemeth seem totally weak
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THE CAPTAIN
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So who played the music?
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>PTSD team
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Scale of 1-10, how pretty is Peter Avalon?
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Thank God, that's over.
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>>12942483
greatest spot in professional wrestling
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Cezar Bononi looks like the final pokemon evolution of Sammy Guevara
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>>12942287
Tessa Blanchard already did, because Cage is a pussy.
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>>12942627
lmao. that dude with the flag is part of the nightmare family school along with Cody's student btw
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>>12942629
Twelve. Avalon is so pretty.
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>tfw Ryan Nemeth is literally Big Dolph
>tfw first match win from music interference
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its the dopey grills dude from cawdys school, kek
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Guy is covered in Marine tattoos
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>muh reens
Veteran gimmicks are so fucking gay
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i dont understand tattoos on black people, you cant fucking make anything out
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the Forgotten Niggaz
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Dude looks like the long lost brothers of the briscoes
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please never get rid of excalibur/ricky/taz
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>>12942638
i wasn't paying attention during her match was there any spot worth bothering to rip the feed and cut this week?
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>>12940024
>don’t give Joey a win to justify his title shot tommorow
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>>12942702
There was a classic cowgirl pin she is known to do.
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>>12942695
skavone and taz did just fine when excalibur was on hiatus for calling a spade a nigger. Dark is really just great because they're let loose to shittalk rather than have to treat tryouts as serious business
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>>12942704
joey's match is later tonight anon
>>12942702
i think very early on there was 1 pin attempt that showed her ass but nothing major
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Impact just namedropped us, bros
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ricky stocks!
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>>12942715
Oh I didn’t notice
I apologize to Tony Khan
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>>12942695
the best one is Excal/Taz with Jericho/Schiavone close behind
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>>12942718
Explain further
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>>12942718
they name dropped DARK?
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>>12942715
might give it a look for the coomer frens then; if there's anything of value i'll get it done by dynamite
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Avalon's finisher is fucking awesome
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Avalon carried that match. Cesar is lucky to be teamed with him.
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Dude hit his forehead hard at the end
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>>12942733
That and she was essentially killing gracia through the match.
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that music is giving me val venis flashbacks
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>>12942744
Did he call it Mar-two-knees?
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I'm a Baron Black mark
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>10
absolutely fucking based, i love his new mask. also he always posts of himself unmasked on twitter and he looks absolutely nothing like you'd expect lel
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>kang
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Based 10 vs Black zelda man
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are micro brawlers supposed to be the equivalent to funko pops?
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>>12942758
yeah but that was to be expected. gracia is only around as a favor to thunderrosa isn't she?
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Does Black have a fucking Triforce in his hair too?
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Kek that whole segment is going on Botchamania
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>>12942790
Yes kek
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>>12942785
Fucking scorpio sky.
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>>12942793
what was the botch, they do that shit every week
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>we'll fix it in post
Dark is just MST3K for wrestling and i love it
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>>12942802
and he's got pull? holy shit the booking is even more of a mess than i thought
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This episode will be over in 20 minutes, TK finally got a clue
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gracia has a decent look and is serviceable. they need more jobber women who arent ugly as sin and can work to a 4/10 standard
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>>12942804
that doesn't stop botchamania from using it.
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>>12942817
She's a serviceable enhancement talent for dark. Has a nice ass as well. No biggie. Tier 1 contract probably.
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>>12942817
idk i think they got together once she got booked. i remember shida asking for competition. multiple women asked to face her and gracia was one of them
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ricky and taz work so well as a father/son relationship, taz is always ribbing him every night lel
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>>12942804
they just argued about Ricky saying they worked on the indies, and Taz gave him shit and they said they'd fix it in post. and then Ricky introduces the exact same topic right after with a slightly modified wording
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Black just needs new gear. Dude has been solid in his matches.
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>>12942851
yes, they do the same bit every fucking week. do you think they're shoot arguing or something? this is quite literally their entire commentary gimmick
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>>12942862
what's your frickin problem bro
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Whose the mask guy
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>>12942858
No way. He's showing his proud mixed Hylian-Wakandan heritage.
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>>12942832
my issue wasn't her getting work, she's better than quite a bit of the jobbers they rotate through
my issue was it's amazing that scorpio sky has that much influence
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>>12942873
preston vance, #10 in dark order
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>>12942873
preston vance aka 10 aka coke fiend of the dark order
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>>12942873
Preston Vance, Anna Jays boyfriend
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>>12942873
number 10 of the Dark Order, previously Preston Vance. (his shoot name is Cody Vance but Cody made him change it)
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>tfw tay is fucking 10 behind our back
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>>12942728
Striker namedropped us in the opening match
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10 looks like he has wrestling autism when he's firing up

also
>mask has the number 10 on it
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No Generation Me, I am not buying your book.
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BAH GAWD IS THAT VELVET SKY
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I like mini Brandy Rhodes
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>>12942878
I think it's more on management throwing a bone to some of their wrestlers.
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>>12942906
Ikr. I like that feature.
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for me its Red Velvet
sucks that they are potentially putting swole alongside her
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>they put swole with red velvet
FUCKING WHY
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Dont get Swole involved with her dammit
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>>12942914
She's Better Brandi.
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literally no one likes swole, velvet mogs her in every aspect
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So this is Red Velvet. From my mother's kitchen.
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mmmm chocolate mmmm
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>>12942921
talk about adding such a jannetty anchor
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>>12942921
brandi's fren
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Diamante's ass is fat
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>>12942921
I assume she mistook Velvet for Brandi and is following her like a lost puppy.
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>>12942934
>fat ass
>fat chin
she based
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So what's the lore of this woman Red Velvet is wrestling?
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Red Velvet is beautiful
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>>12942942
spicy senorita gonna mess u up ese
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>>12942942
she got in before the wall went up
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>>12942942
birthed from jay leno's chin
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>>12942942
shes a spy for impact
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>>12942950
This senorita is pale as a ghost
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>>12942942
She has cake and wears tiny shorts.
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>SCHMET DWAWF'D SCHOK GUVNA
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>>12942952
She cute.

>>12942956
kek

>>12942957
Dios mio

>>12942960
Indeed.
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woah, that standing moonsault was great
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that backflip is smooth
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Red Velvet wrestles like a joshi and has the tiny small frame of a joshi
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Id eat her cuban sandwich if you get my drift
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>>12942974
the rest of her moves need some work, a lot don't even look like they connect
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Think diamante is a bit excited in this match?
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diamante is so shit but velvet is trying her best
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>>12942991
I wish I could make her excited.
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red velvet has become my favorite
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>>12942977
Is she filled with red velvet?
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Velvet is good bros
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>we all know CAWdy
taz's mild as fuck reaction is priceless
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>>12943008
i've been saying it for weeks and everyone kept telling me i was crazy
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I liked Red Velvet's combo move.
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Pretty good spinning back kick.
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EVANS FROM THE HEAVENS BROS
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Angelico vibin
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This match brought to you by esctasy and herpes
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janella is amusing to say the least
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my boy Evans is jobbing to Jelly belly
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Make way for Janela! King of all indie shitters!
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Haha Joey's reaction to Sunny
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Joey and Sunny, are they?
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I didn't even notice that we were way over the bump limit, kek
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>give Dustin a squash match with wrestlers who are interesting
>janela main event
is TK trying to run a clinic on making people turn off the feed early?
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heh. So the Rider Kick from the Kamen Rider series is now officially a wrestling move.
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LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>12943035
bro have you seen joey's girlfriend?
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>>12943016
nope. ive been saying as well that red velvet is good and will be great. definitely a top wrestle in the womens division. the top 5 rankings is actually looking good now. its missing people like riho and anna
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>>12943046
Sometimes the acting in Super Sentai/Power Rangers is very similar to Wrestling.. or vice versa.
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do you think joey has fucked sonny kiss?
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>>12943045
That's cause Joey and Cody are friends
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>>12943035
Nah. Joey's straight (though I'm sure he'd fuck an open wound if he were high enough).
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>>12943045
they're building joey up a bit so his match against darby tomorrow means more, it's pretty simple booking anon.
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>>12943059
No, but Sonny Kiss probably fucked Joey
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>>12943045
according to Memeltzer Janela vs Darby tomorrow is going to be insane and a replay of their legendary PWG match
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>>12943052
Is her ass as fat as Sunny's?
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what can they possibly do with TH2 so they can appear more? Angelico just looks cool with his dance move and evans is a flippy dude
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>>12943074
someone it's fatter. i'm not sure how joey went from dating ford to then dating (arguably) top 3 hottest girls in wrestling
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>>12943052
That's not a no.
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>>12943054
They have improved.
>baker
>anna
>tay
>shida
>deeb
>riho
>velvet
>statlander
>rosa
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Death valley driver aka drop him like a sack of shit into the corner
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this is probably the most entertaining match both of these two have had in a long time
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>tope sui see ya
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>>12943080
none. evans has the look of an idiot and sounds even dumber. angelico has a unique look and is alright in ring but overall there's so many other better teams to push who look more natrual in-ring
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>>12943080
it's their own fault for not pitching angles for themselves and having no creativity
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knee right to janelas nuts lmao
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He knee dropped his knees
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>arby horseref is selling moves
also evans is fucking horrid
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>>12943054
At least the rankings so far in 2021 make sense. Can't say the same about the end of 2020.

>big swole
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>>12943129
yeah he's definitely the janetty of TH2
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Nice no sell fuckwad
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>>12943117
its really interesting that the wrestlers can come up with stories. the dax vs jungle boy match was all dax's idea
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how do you get shown up by joey fucking janella
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>>12943135
swole got a big push in 2020, turns out she wasn't even close to ready for it. now she's riding a scooter around the ring on dark.
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>>12943135
they don't make sense because Dark victories against jobbers during the coof counted for some reason
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>>12943139
It prevents TK from having to do any work if he can just delegate it all and approve, plus the wrestlers themselves know what will make sense for their own arc
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damn this place turning on evans. you hate to see it
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>>12943156
i think there was like one TH2 mark but fuck em, jack evans is not good
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Why build momentum for Janela for shit, fuck off
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>>12943156
Evans from the Heavens is my boy and always will be
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Mox showing up with the US belt will be dimes
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>>12943164
jack evans is that you?
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>guy collapses
>the idiots here claim he's noselling
why?
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Well they actually had wrestling at a wrestling show. Take notes Kevin Dunn.
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Luchasaurus can talk and has a masters degree?
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>>12943165
Based. Jack Evans is a flipz god.
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I hate Anthony Agogo. He's so terrible
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>>12943188
sure but he can't wrestle
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>>12942898
imagine the TayJay threesomes
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>>12940024



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