>>12941873Not anymore.
>>12941902What changed?
>>12941933Lost his tough guy straight edge image and mystique by getting manhandled in UFC.
>>12941873He's getting back on Talking Smack?
>>12941933Being exposed as a hypersensitive fake tough guy shitter. The pipebomb was what got me back intro wrestling as an adult, and I completely bought into his "best in the world" shtick like a complete mark. Then I found his livejournal that he wrote at age 26.
>>12941873Nope. Would mark for a UFC return tho, seeing him all bloody and crying brings so much joy to my life
>>12941873No one would.He has no actual fans.Marks hate him, smarks hate him, and anti smarks hate him.
>>12941933Getting beat decisively in UFC killed his aura and credibility. Throw in his temper tantrums, burning bridges and getting worked by the fucking Miz.
>>12941873No
>>12941873Unironically yesId mark out harder for Mr Kennedy though
AEW before the pandemic was his last chance. I don't think anyone cares anymore. And to be fair he never cared in the first place. Dude made millions in the UFC for under 20 mins of work.
>>12942342Are you saying he made this up? Punk is WHITE afterall.
Punketty sucks but I guarantee /asp/ would mark the fuck out
His only chance would be if he came back and identified as a woman and started feuding for one of the women's titles.
>>12941873only if he got buried
>>12942860Nia would fucking rock her world
>>12941873
>>12941873nope
>>12941873As someone who hates this rage-filled faggot, even I can admit I would have been somewhat pleasantly surprised if he randomly returned to WWE as an active wrestler.....had it not been for the embarrassing UFC lossesI don't care how much money they gave him for that shit, unless he truly intends to never wrestle again, he shouldn't have done it. Completely killed his Best In The World wrestling persona
>>12941933I couldn't care less about him getting his ass beat or being a fake tough guy. It's his "change the culture" debut on fuckin Backstage that just burnt me out on any idea or discussion on him returning. He fucked it up for himself trying to act like he did something big there.
Maybe a year or so ago, but it's just been too long at this point.Honestly I still might, though. As long as it's not in wwe, only because he swore he wouldn't work for them so many times.
>>12944048Yikes that is embarrassing
>>12944865This, and I actually liked Phil back when, but now it is impossible to take him seriously.
>>12943279I guarantee Triple H wrote that line for her. She isn't clever enough to come up with that.
would be a great heel cause he works all the marks itt
>>12941873Absolutely not was never a fan
>>12941873no
>>12942611>And to be fair he never cared in the first place. Dude made millions in the UFC for under 20 mins of work.
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>>12942834no i wouldn't
>>12944048i always laugh when i see the CHAMPS PROS card come up
His gimmick was whiny indy darling and nothing more. Many guys since have had that gimmick, but were also better workers. Punk was never that good in the ring and he would be far worse 7 years post quitting. Then there's the UFC losses and other physical challenges hurting him. He was never the superstar Rock and Austin were and never developed recognition to the level Rock and Batista did outside of the business.Decent shoot promo, but there are others who can do that on the roster, and he wasn't much else. Was never pushed hard enough to leave a resounding impact. A couple of years after he left he would have garnered a pop. 2021? I don't think the care factor would be there.
>>12943279imagine getting buried on the mike by cunt of all people
>>12944048>>12943279>>12944766Phil Bros...
>>12941873I've already said the only way I would is if Donald Trump returned as a heel and Phil was the Q Anon shaman and we denied it was CM Punk Mr. America Style
>>12942275Nah it's a show run by fox called wwe backstage.
>>12942834Nah I’m a size quee- I mean mark and I wouldn’t be excited for a skinny fat old dude with lame tattoos and a crack face
>>12948330Imagine this pencil neck telling you he’s gonna wrestle some day lmao
>>12942342>Some story about how he managed to scare off some cops profiling him just by showing his tattoosCringe, I'm guessing that he simply got pulled over and everything went smoothly but he was internally seething so he made up this fanfiction.
>>12941933I grew up. Listening to him in interviews and bitching on twitter honestly did a lot worse for his reputation than his UFC losses
>>12944865>>12946246It could work if they gave him a deluisional, heel character who thinks that he really won in the UFC somehow
>>12941933He got tickled by a black.