KWAB
And then the entire bus clapped.
>>12942708Based, fuck cops
To be fair Punk does look like a crack head.
>>12942708>things that never happened for 2000, Alex
I remember this and all the other posts he’s made back in the ROH days. Does anyone have the rant about religion?
How did this guy have any friends, he seems like an autistic freak.
He's always had a smartass 16 year old dweeb brain
>>12942708please take a nap phil
>>12942708>ARE YOU RIBBING ME?Punker why are you using carny language with the police as if he knows what that means? Mark.
>>12942805He is autistic in every sense of the word. I’m talking about top tier autism anon.
>>12942708yummy white privilege. oh yes see emm punky give me more.
>>12942842How did he fuck stacies like Maria?
>>12942854As autistic as he is, Punk was a great bullshitter. The man could tell autistic stories that were bullshit, but in an engaging way. It’s why when he went to the UFC, he got exposed so hard by all the lies he mentioned.
>>12942708>Things that never happened
>>12942854Most wrestlers have supreme autism, and it attracts the women there. Seth Rollins is a huge autist. Him and I are friends and still talk to this day since we met under the tyler black days, and the guy was pulling chicks like mad because he would talk about crazy conspiracy shit. Women love confidence & weird shit if you’re attractive.
>>12942791I remember this, and fucking AJ of all people responded. Him & AJ has legit beef for a good while during the indie days. People tend to forget that.
>>12942846AYO DAS NOT FAIR MANE
>>12942708Mmmmmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with him
>>12942708>ARE YOU RIBBING ME?Why is he using insider terms outside?
>>12943001Pink legit is that autistic. He’s your average /asp/ meme sprouted
>>12942708Is this a real event? when punk posted this? jesus fucking christ what a faggot loser
>>12943123During his old ROH days when he was getting over. Dude would constantly go on the message boards and just cry about shit like this. He once cried about religion & AJ responded, which led them to legit hate each other for a long time, since AJ is a huge Christian.
>>12942841This. Sounds gay
>>12942708>cop walks back to his car to verify punk's insurance and registration>another squad car pulls up, cop gets out to talk with other cop, they laugh>allison danger: uh punk I want you to keep calm>punk: [mumbles in early 00s angst]>danger: wow that's a cute dog>punk: fuck that, oh you gotta be kidding me>cop 2 approaches with the dog, who looks friendly and is wagging his tail>punk rolls down the window and screams out "ARE YOU RIBBING ME? GET THAT FUCKING DOG AWAY FROM MY CAR!>cop thinks punk is sperging out and just stands there>punk continues to mumble incoherently >allison asks if its cool if she pets the dog>cop is cool with it>she explains that her and punk are wrestlers>punk is just silently seething that everyone but him are enjoying life>he has enough and gets out of the car with his knuckles drawn>FISTS DRUG FREE SAY>allison explains that he's French and doesnt know basic US customs>cop gives punk his stuff back>punk speeds away, bragging to allison that he could have totally kicked that cop's ass
>>12942708it's cool that punk was able to remember every little detail and word spoken, that totally happened
>>12942708>Raising hands in the dark and barking "what do my knuckles say" to a copIt's a miracle Punk wasn't ventilated.
>>12943145if this story is true punk is a fucking arrogant bitch, if is false is a fucking autistic mark
>>12943258It's real
>>12943145When will AJ realizes that he is being worked?
Is Punk still straight edge? He's been through a lot of shit since quitting the E and coupled with being bored af for not doing anything since 2014 (besides getting his ass handed to him a couple of times in the octagon), does he still keep his le vow or did he taste some forbidden juice?
>>12942867Kek, so true. Anyone who was following wrestling back in the day knows guys like him & Rollins were massive LARPers on the message boards. Samoa Joe was one of the only ones who was cool on those boards as well as Chris Hero.
>>12943275Yes
>>12943262how do you know? nobody know
>>12942708based, abolish the police
>>12943283he took a shot with harley race though, dude's a pussy
>>12943258AJ actually touches up about it in some past videos. He stated Punk would be so pushy on AJ drinking Diet Coke and give rants on why it’s bad, normal shit like that. Other wrestlers touched up on it. Punk during the indie scenes was a huge snob
>>12942910>Him and I are friends and still talk to this day
>>12942910Women love confidence, full stop.
>>12943258There’s stories about it, and AJ tends to stutter whenever the story is mentioned up. They became pretty good friends until that incident happened, but Punk would annoy the fuck out of AJ with him constantly critiquing him over every little thing.
>>12943317I mean we have DMs to this day, where he hit me up last week, but ok. He’s pretty chill, but brings up some weird shit sometimes.
>>12943273She most likely already did, but is too stuck in the marriage to care about. They literally hooked up because of their love for pop culture & comics. The only good thing that Punk has going for him is the money he made from the Marvel deal and the UFC deal. He would of been set for life if he took the JDF fight instead, so that he could retire from 1 match, instead of two. At least if he lost to JDF, he wouldn’t of been laughed at.
lmao Punk is such a self mark
>>12942708Why does he type like an 11 year old boy?
>>12942708Haha i forgot about punk’s cringey livejournal
>>12943258It’s no secret that Punk dislikes AJ hardcore. Way back in the indie days of all things. He actually tried starting shit with him again during the BLM movement, and he specifically makes it known that it’s AJ since he liked & retweeted this comment only.
>>12942708/thathappened/
>>12943411I remember this, and then he deleted the response to the guy by saying “well come on. It’s been known for years”
>>12943317Not him, but Seth is one of the only guys who actually replies to DMs if you’re cool with him. Ali as well. Samoa Joe used to do it until he got injured.
>>12942708Lemme guess, this was on his way to a UFC victory.
And then everyone clapped
>>12943411Punk really is this generation’s bret isnt he
>>12943411What a fucking asshole. Did AJ Styles ever respond to this?
>>12943309>>12943327>>12943411I was talking about the police story, is really weird that a 26 year old guy respond in that arrogance way to a cop, what a fucking asshole if is true
>>12943473Whose Punk’s Shawn Michaels?
>>12943411can u explain this?
>>12942708so like what’s the source on this cause it sounds like some autistic script written by someone here
I'm a Aj lee faggot , and i always consider her an intelligent woman, but i think she more autistic than him lolleaving milionar contract with wwe to stay at home at shitcago with cm-puke lmao
>>12943473>>12943480He responded in an Indian news article. This was his quote >“I will not react at all coming from a guy like that I don’t respect anyway,” Styles told Prasad RS of Indian newspaper The Times (h/t Wrestling Inc).>“It doesn’t really matter. Look, my job as a performer is to perform and get the mind off all the things that have happened throughout the world. I am not going to react to people saying ridiculous and stupid things.”These two hated each other for a long long LONG time. But it was Punk who started this whole shit with always judging AJ for his religion & his choice of foods he ate. Samoa Joe would have to repeatedly keep these two at bay. >>12943500My apologies anon. The story is true, but he never responded to the cop this way at all. Punk has a huge tendency to over exaggerate his stories to the fullest. It’s why he was laughed at the forums he frequently went on. PWforums especially.>>12943514 I got you anon. If you need more details, ask away. I’m an old head with this shit so I’ve kept up with the wrestling biz for a good minute. >>12943534His own livejournal he used to use anon.https://cmpunk.livejournal.com/11306.htmlHe has a whole list of rants there. Take your pick.
>>12943502According to Punk himself, it used to be Christopher Daniels, then Bryan Danielson.
Grizzled MMA veteran Chick Mortgagee Philips passing the torch to the up-and-coming young UFC superstar Micky Mouse in a career-defining moment.
>>12943611Why did he raise his hands? What the fuck was he thinking he fucking jobbed out to him in the most embarrassing fashion
>>12943611>up-and-coming young UFC superstarDidn’t that shitter lose every fight after the Phil match?
>>12943565>>12943411thanks, i don't understand the tweer here and the story also ESL here kek, but if you explain i will understandI saw many time punk in europe with wwe and he always looked like shit and arrogance with the fans, always near the hotel around the city, don't respect the rules of the city, he spit on the ground so many times in front of the hotel and give middle finger to fans that want an autograp
>>12942708Why did you steal my cap from another thread and then create your own? MMMMmmmm. That finish doesn't work for with me, brother. I'll see you in wrestler's court.
>>12943630You’re welcome anon. Yeah Punk was really nasty with fans, and just overall had poor etiquette in general. He used to wipe his ass and not wash his hands, pick his more and all that stuff. He always was very unpleasant to be around. AJ actually talks about this in his ROH interview. Punk always came in with a story of how everyone was out to get him. Complained non stop.
>>12943622>”Don’t ever say you don’t belong. You always belong. You’ve got to believe in yourself.” - MMA Legend Semen Spunk to the young MMA prodigy after their monumental match.
>>12943411What an unbelievable dick. How can a guy who got his shit pushed in twice in UFC in embarrassing fashion, have so much arrogance?
>>12942708He might have gotten stopped by the cops but if he actually talked to them that way in baltimore they would have issued him several tickets. Maryland police have a special kind of power trip.
>>12942918CM Punk had heat with a lot of people from the indies. I remember reading even Abyss took a while to warm up to him when we was working TNA.
>>12942918A lot of people here didn’t keep up with the wrestling scene back in the day. A lot of the posters here seem to be from 2018. So it’s understandable. The people who knew what was up though, man we had some wild rides in the wrestling era. >>12943709I remember this so well. CJ Parks is one of the nicest people in the world, so Punk would antagonize him constantly. Punk was really on a high horse. It’s a miracle he got that far in wrestling with that attitude.
>>12943709also kevin owens said that he had a heat with punk about the wrestling attire or some shit like thatand punk yelled at him at the lockeroom in front of everybody
>>12942854Women wrestlers are the easiest chicks to get with if you work in the business anon. Most of them have a ton of abandonment issues and just look fir someone to comfort them. Who better than people at the job where they see each other constantly?
>>12943783Yep, here’s the story https://youtube.com/watch?v=fs0levsudGoThis is the exact shit AJ called out back in the day, and slowly but surely everting AJ said was true. Punk was super critical of everyone and every thing. Punk is that kind guy who always comes to work bitching about a problem that’s not even a big deal.
>>12943748>It’s a miracle he got that far in wrestling with that attitude.Honestly, the way wrestlers keep bitching about being held down seems like bullshit when you see shit like this. Punk was an asshole by all accounts, but there's something to be said about speaking your mind and being assertive, whereas I'm sure a lot of modern wrestlers are nonconfrontational and afraid to speak up.
>>12943783He has a lot of nerve to bitch about KO wearing a shirt when Taker did the same thing to him
>>12943783>CM Phillip criticizing anyone's ring gearI've also never seen the raven punk feud, is it as gay as this photo makes it look?
>>12943803i don't understand why he got so far in wwe, with this shitty attitudereally everyone said that he an asshole always with fans, also the small interaction that i had with him prove me that that story about his attitude is trueALSO the old youtubers RVDTITO4LIFE told many times in the past years that punk was a shitty asshole with fans also in the indyes
>>12943846It was pretty good, but man then shoot hated each other for a good while. Here’s raven talking about his stint with TNAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hRxWoRLPPJEOrton of all people, sums up Punk best. I can link the interview if you’d like?
>>12943846>drink up england, I want your liver to fail>smoke up england, I want you to dieit was alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuP8tqxeslY
>>12942708Based
>what do my knuckles say>Mr. Batista I’m going to have to calm down>WHAT DO THEY SAY>h-have a nice day Mr. Batista>FUCK YOU
>>12943911>"who here is a fan of Raven?">crowd chants for alcoholkek Ravenettey buried by booze
>>12943881Vince for some reason loves people with shitty attitudes. It’s how Jamal aka Umaga got far, despite being a well known asshole backstage & injured a ton of people during his first run in WWE. Then again, he IS Rikishis brother, who’s a well known asshole. >>12943835Pretty much this. A lot of the locker room will not stand up for itself at all, and Vince considers that pussy shit. He doesn’t respect that kind of attitude at all.
>>12943803>Punk was super critical of everyone and every thing. Punk is that kind guy who always comes to work bitching about a problem that’s not even a big deal.Look at who he is, where he's from, and the rats in human skin that he grew up around.
>>12943565>That entire livejournal>look it up>it’s actually his journal and not some LARPerHoly shit Punk is a bitch. He was the poster boy for an emo child.
>>12942708this is missing the part about the electrical infetterence
>>12943565His entire livejournal Is just him crying about everything in the world. How does a pussy like this manage to make millions, I’ll never understand. I should try out for WWE
>WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY?
>>12942708
>>12942752cringe fuck you
>>12943326>women love confidence if you're attractive
>>12943473CM Punk is twice the bitter asshole that Bret is and he has half the reason to be. Bret is sad because he was lied to, because all his family and friends are dead, and because Goldberg mule kicked him into retirement from the one thing he loves. CM Punk is angry because like what, he didn't main event Wrestlemania? Get over it you dork.
>>12943673imagine a guy you just beat with no record in MMA telling you this
>>12944983I've seen complete fatasses pull hot chicks because they're confident and have game. It's not a guarantee of sex, but it's better than you'll ever do while lamenting over your own shitty appearance.
>>12943902yes please
>>12945063https://youtube.com/watch?v=wP9Qav5iUhcOrton is one of the only guys who’s super chill now, but doesn’t let WWE dictate what he can and can’t say. They just need to let Orton talk more shit
>>12943911how can you be straight edge and a left winger?
>>12945116Man Orton is pretty smooth when talking. I like that he also pointed out how Jericho is real good with the writers, as well as Orton. It goes to show that you can go to the writers to change shit.
How is it possible to be such a bitch?
>>12945181Read his livejournal. It’s a fucking goldmine of cringe
>>12945209oh god douchechills
>>12945233His bio alone just screams edgy
>>12945329>there are two wolves inside me.jpg
>>12945329Seth Rollins always struck me as the type of guy who was like this. Though, he seems to have slightly grown out of it, whereas Punk still seems like an incredible douche.
>>12945344Seth was that type of guy as well. There’s a reason why Seth would over exaggerate his stories in the indies, and when his DMs leaked, he showed that he has zero game at all, but women love him because he makes a lot of money & has confidence.
>>12945329keep in mind punk was in his late 20's when he wrote this.
>>12945329beyond cringe
>>12945363That arguably makes what hes still doing worse, as displayed by what he did to AJ Styles.
>>12945371my point is, by age 25 you really should have grown out of your edgy 17-year-old phase. College age at the very latest. CM Punk was pushing fucking 27.
>>12944955Ya seethe piggy
>>12945396Oh I know your point anon. The fact that at 26 he was like this, and even NOW he’s still like this, just shows that he’s a bitchy complainer that just wants to cause problems anywhere he goes. What led him to be this way? Even Orton is fucking puzzled as to why he acts this way, when Orton was a huge alcoholic.
>>12945344If what that other anon says is true about his DMs, he’s still that way considering he DMs anon about weird conspiracy shit. I personally believe it since the guys been spot on with this stuff before. A lot of the guys in wrestling are super weird.
>>12945421>What led him to be this way?Parenting or lack thereof. Same reason he's a staunch atheist and liberal.
>>12945329What causes this? He didn’t do drugs, or drink, so those are ruled out.
>>12945466Makes sense. I just read that his dad was an alcoholic and his mother was bipolar. But shit his parents had great jobs too.
>>12945128...are you fucking retarded?
>>12942752cops are truly the lowest of the low, based punk
>>12942708Wait, punk.actually wrote this? Then why does he spend the first half burying himself and making this fictional "punk" character appear like a raging dweeb?
>>12946055He indeed wrote it all. Some anon posted his livejournal
>>12945233>had a couple of matches with Eddie>Eddie was my friendfucking geek
>>12946016I thought Christians and right wing incels hated drinking, sex, and wanted to ban all drugs.
>>12942854He was very charismatic and cocky. He also had the perfect early-mid 00s look that was popular with a lot of women at the time.
>>12942841Lol straightedge badass being badass in front of the cool kid police like wow
>>12943473Nah. He wishes he was probably
>>12946119Were you hit on the head as a child, son?
>>12946160What is wrong with what I said? Alt-right retards are probably the most “straight edge people” aren’t they? They hate weed and sex
>>12942708this is the gayest thing ive ever read in my life and ive read homo-erotic fanfic if punk wrote this himself then god damn no wonder hes the biggest joke in the business
>>12942910Very interesting indeed
>>12946239>if punk wrote this himself then god damn no wonder hes the biggest joke in the businessHe quite literally did. Did you check out the link anon posted? It’s directly drum punk himself
>>12943309He also tried to brow beat AJ into supporting BLM.
>>12946430Yep. Posted here >>12943411and his livejournal>>12943565 Punk really is a shithead. He always complained about HHH, when he acts worse than him.
>>12943439>DM'ing wrestlersWtf do you talk about?
>>12942854The rats have been in the ring for years, anon.
>>12944735Is the guy pushing him a wrestler or sportsman?
I'm starting to feel sorry for AJ Lee but probably their craziness negates each other
>>12946095that has no relation
>>12942708This never happened
>>12942752>Based, fuck cops
>>12942854it dosn't count when he paid them
>>12943298>based, abolish the police
>>12943502Miz
>>12943145This is why punketty's life has been JUSTed to the point of no return and his ventures go nowhere. He's an arrogant atheist fuck, no one walks the path of success without god's grace and bliss, he might have had a taste of success at one point but now he has burned all his bridges with friends and wrestling companies alike. AJ in the other hand has experienced nothin' but more and more success and has a lovely family cuz he's a man of god and is always thankful with him for everything he has ever achieved.
>>12946786It will always be hilarious how Miz set him off with such an innocuous comment.
>>12946733 >>12946770t. copsucker
>>12946958>t. copsucker
>>12946119the culture has changed (right about when you thought you had all the answers). back in the day, straight age was a part of some punk subcultures. i guess the equivalent of right-wingers would've been beer chugging metalheads.though, as pointed out by the other anon, you are a retard for seeing everything through the lens of politics
>>12942708WTF i still think Phil is a geek
>>12942708Was it a work bros
>>12942918Getting woman to feel anyway strongly about you besides disgust is a way to their mind/pussy. It’s easy to turn that hate into love when your in their seething mind rent free
>>12943224Kek
>>12942910My buddy is just like this acts the same infront of bums and celebrities. He just talks loudly, makes eye contact and spouts wild takes, he gets laid by hot chicks more than anyone I know. His pick up line is straight up>hey you wanna fuck? And it works because he’s so autisticly confident
>>12946787absolutely based
>Having tattoos that say "drug free" means you don't take drugs
>>12942752>fuck cops
>>12945116Orton really should just tell the creative to fuck off and let him do his own shit. He comes off wayyyyy better here than he does on TV. Nice that he confirmed that if you’re good with the writers, you can get away with shit
>>12942910I still speak to a few wrestlers myself that are on the main roster. Yeah Seth is an oddball outside the ring. Wasn’t it a few years ago that he gave that whole rah rah speech to the guys in the back about not posting shit on social media, then got exposed a few weeks later? Anyway, most of the wrestlers are chill but it’s like you said, a lot of them are really autistic.
at what point did 4chan get so many cop bootlickers? i still blame gamergate
>things that didn't happen
>>12947655punk is a huge left-winger though, so that guy had a point
>>12943473no, in a real fight I'd put money on bret
>>12943565>Take your pick.the part about his seething over teddy hart kicking his ass behind a waffle house and TNA dropping him for being a pussy
>>12943224kek based
>>12950114the absolute state of this libtard cuck kek
>>12944459SNEED
>>12949802It really seems that without Joe backing him up in the indies, he would of severely gotten fucked up
>>12945209>his photobucket is still active I guarantee there’s some nudes of the girls he’s banged on there.
>>12942708Even Punk could beat a cop in a fight.
>>12946441>Punk really is a shithead. He always complained about HHH, when he acts worse than him.I always found this so odd that punk would talk bad about Paul, but he was the same exact guy in the indies. He would cut peoples opportunities at a whim, complain about their matches, and purposely start shit. His fucking ego is outrageous
>>12942910
>>12942910>Most wrestlers have supreme autism, and it attracts the women there.This is so true. I was trying out for MLW, easiest thing ever btw, and all of them have unbelievable autism beyond belief. I just don’t get it.
>>12951755Poor Phillip
What a fucking loser lmao
>>12942910i dont think its time yet
>>12944735the CHAMPS PROS scorecard makes me kek every time
>>12949140gamergate are the good guys
>>12950736lol no you wouldn't Phil
LOOK IN MY EYYYYESS!!WHAT DO YOUU SEEEEEE???A K W A BEEEEEE
>>12956108>Official UFC sandals
>>12942854I have no idea
>>12942752y'based
>>12957211Literally explained in the thread
>>12943565>I will not react at all coming from a guy like that I don't respect anywayMan, I love AJ Styles so much.
>>12943630Are you Italian, anon? I heard some stories about Punk really being a fucking asshole when WWE did shows in Italy in the late 2000s.
>>12942752based
>>12945329
>>12949056Tbh if somebody specifically got the words "drug free" tattooed on any part of their body, I would assume that drugs were the only logical answer.
Say what you want but these videos were amazing. Great memories watching these years ago.
>>12943275I wanna say yes, since Punk these days looks more like a crackhead than ever, but at the same time, he's such a pussy that I doubt he'd ever go through with it if anyone offered him anything. Not out of any "code" or whatever the fuck he wants to call it, but out of fear.
>>12943954>Look at who he is, where he's from, and the rats in human skin that he grew up around.??
>>12958272It's hard to explain and you won't understand, no offense
>>12958363>will say something vague, but won't elaborate on ithi cm phil
>>12958363I probably will understand, you talking about niggers or jews or what?
>>12956108I really find Punk obnoxious but I never really got why this was so funny, he lost to only 2 dudes, what's the big deal, one of the three had to come 3rd.
>>12958479he came in last.
>>12958504Yeah to only 2 other dudes. Again not really that crazy. If it was like a 100 man tournament and he came 100th, then yeah that'd be fucking hilarious.
>>12958504If Khabib, Jon Jones and Israel Adesanya had a 3-man, Adseanya would come last too.
>>12942708Was someone in the backseat writing the transcript to this gay story
>>12958510it's just funny cause it looks like he's getting the imaginary bronze medal but he's actually last place
>>12958464you just described urban chicago
>>12942752You are a degenerate
>>12942708Cuckman Phil
>>12943565Punk is a bitch. I don’t know how in the ol world he got so popular.
