>the year is 2035>AEW has been bought up by Vince>Roman has moved to Hollywood>Seth was forced to retire after a injury>DEAN is part of a comedy job stable on NXT>Years of abuse on Ol Stone Colds liver via alcohol has taken it's tole leaving him in hospice care>DEAN short on money had to ask his now ex wife, Renee Lashley, for a ride to the hospital>"Thanks for the ride... friend ahahaha...." DEAN sadly says to the visibly pregnant Renee>"Ya whatever DEAN, just make this quick it's me and Bobbys date night" scolds Renee>"Y-you got it" welps DEAN as he scurries out of the car>DEAN heads up to Stone Colds hospital bed>He notices Debra there, with a black eye>"That old rattle snake still has some bite" thinks DEAN>Stone Cold let's out a raspy cough as he tries to mutter "DEAN">"I'm here Steve" say DEAN as he runs up and grabs Stone Colds withered hand>"DEAN...I'm not gonna make it, years of drinking has opened up a can of woop ass on my liver">Debra begins to break down>Stone Cold slowly raises his hand into the form of a backfist, signaling her to shut up>"I'm not gonna make it DEAN....before I go I need you to do something for me DEAN" whispers Stone Cold>"Y-yes Steve, anything" whimpers DEAN as he tries to hold back the tears>"Give it to me DEAN, tell me all about your past, your father's battle against drugs, your mom working the streets to feed you and your siblings, everything" says Stone Cold, the light visibly dying in his eyes and tone">"You got it Steve" says DEAN as he wipes the tears away>DEAN begins to tell Stone Cold everything he wanted to know, and Stone Cold slowly fades away into the abyssScene
>>12944817Vince aint making it to even 2025, pEdo
>>12944821
>>12944817>>Roman has moved to HollywoodAs what, a janitor?
>>12944817>He notices Debra there, with a black eye>"That old rattle snake still has some bite" thinks DEANbiggest pop this board's gotten out of me in a while
>>12944817BasedAlso does someone have the one where it's about Dean's date with Renee and the end it reveals he buttfucked Stone Cold?
>>129448176/10 shitpost, but you earned yourself a screencap and a (you)
>>12944828>>12944821I doubt know how much coke and booze Vince did in the 80's but he is only like 73, that is not exactly being on death's door anymore especially for a billionaire in 2020
>>12944863?
>>12944817>Roman has moved to Hollywoodstopped reading there, 0/10 fanfic, did not subscribe
>>12944903>4 hours of sleep every night>Living and breathing his company>Roiding all the way up to his 70sI know his mom is like a 100 years old but Vince has burned it at both ends
>>12944912shit, that gets me everytime
>>12944912Yes that’s the one. Thanks
>>12944821Vince will outlive at least 75% of the Bullet Club members (Including former members too)
>>12944817Kek
>>12944835Knockoff Jason Mamoa.
>>12945709>"we have Jason Mamoa at home"
>the year is 2035>AEW has been bought up by Vince>Roman has moved to Hollywoodlol e-Drones so desperate they're writing headcanon fanfic now>>12944828Vince is older than his fathers were before dying and they didn't abuse their bodies nearly as much as himTick-tock
>>12944817Please take your meds
>>12944817Shakespeareanly based
>>12944817>faggots ITT keep disregarding the humor of this shitpost just to consolewarsad
>>12946031Vince's brother died at 77, and he almost assuredly did less steroids, took less bumps, and got a healthier nights sleep compared to VinceIt's over
>>12944926Roids aren't bad for you dumbass
This thread is a good embodiment of post Hana /asp/. When she died the board did.
>>12946341Thanks fren
>>12944817Fucking based OP. I needed that after today.
>>12944817this gets a mint from me and i can go to bed on a high note
>>12946366>t. will die at 50 of a heart attack
>>12944817
>>12947696holy kek that is hilariousDEAN!
>>12946366Tell that to Warrior
>>12944828Based. Vince aint dying any time soon
>>12944817Based
I'm gonna say "lol didn't read" but I actually did read it.
