Has anything ever made you react like this?
>>12944859Seeing a BBC>t. Asuka
when I saw my first vagina in person
>>12944859When the edible kicked in for the first time.
>>12944866>>12944868Hmm. Wonder if these are connected.
>>12944859When there's an AEW match without a single flip.
>>12944859When I got the golden ticket in my Wonka bar
>>12944875Rent free
>>12944875What exactly is wrong with flips? Ric Flair flipped over the turnbuckle in like every match he had for 40 years straight.
>>12944892Hurt me
>>12944892She cute
>>12944902And that was a spot he incorporated from another wrestler who had also probably done it for 40 years
kenny omega’s cute butt
>>12944946>Be me>2006>RAW house show for my birthday>Watch Shawn Michaels expose Triple H's ass It was hilarious to 9 year old me.
>>12944859i was robbed at gunpoint, the robber was about to shoot methen in an instant, the robber was down and rolled up in a ring aproni looked up and saw this
>>12945026"I NEED A HERO TO SAVE ME NOW!"
>>12944859Seeing the dark web copy of the 1992 incident
>>12944859Waking up next to my gf after she died from a heroin overdose
When I saw tits in person for the first time
>>12945124So your own in the mirror
>>12944859Gabbie Carter. First time I saw her was in UHD VR porn. Her acting is nothing to write about, and her face and voice are just fine, but jesus fucking christ if she doesn't have the best body I have ever seen in my life. Sweet jesus.
>>12945279Are you shooting right now?
>>12945365Telling the truth? Sort of. It's the closest thing I can think of off the top of my head. I downloaded the thing without looking at the girl, and was just shocked when she stripped down.Cumming/jerking off? No, too tired after a long day of doing nothing.
>>12944868legit, thisand seeing IRL big naked tiddies for the 1st time
>>12945395Yeah I looked her up. She's cute. 20. Dunno why she'd go the porn route but hey. Not my decision.>After a long day of doing nothingI felt that. Next time you wanna call me out like that brother, you do it in the ring.
>>12945405>I'm older than herOh time, you villainous fuck.
>>12945446I'll see you at WrestleMania, anon!
>>12945446>tfw you jerk off to porn as a 4th grader and all the LEGAL stars you have jerked off too were all older now you're 31 and you're older than most pornstars
>>12944859Me getting in my first car accident.
>>12945535>record scratch>freeze frame"Yeah that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation and no this isn't a commercial for Dodge."
>>12945026BASED AND HEROPILLED
>>12944875Eddie Kingston vs. Jon Moxley
when I watched some dude get his cock chopped off at a NASCAR race
>>12944902Which is one of the things that made him an overrated goofy shitter.
>>12945279>salami areolas
>>12946114When they get hard they get a little smaller and it's a fucking thing to behold, for me at least. I like big areolas, so long as the are light.
>>12945279i did this in real life with my gf who is 4 months younger than me when i saw her tits the first time when she was 19 and I was 30. Her tits are roughly the same size maybe bigger maybe slightly smaller
>>12946540>4 months younger than Gabby not me she is 11 years younger than me essentially
>>12945405>Dunno why she'd go the porn routeHer stepdad molested her.
>>12945405no ass tho
