>>12947268
Kek he just said Penelope Ford had more cocks in her than a urinal at MSG and Brian almost had a heart attack.

KWAC

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lol

>>12947275
LINK

>>12947284
https://youtu.be/l1Kyci6f638
Starts at 2:00

>>12947268
this board is a corny zone faggot

>>12947275
based

>>12947275
How long until Jim says something that lands him in real hot water?

It's annoying how based corny is and how he can promo anyone one time and they are dead in the water. He invented the name jelly Nutella for an are wrestler who was a flabby fuck and the guy literally cam to /asp/ and hate posted semi-literate memes for a whole week. His invasion angle fantasy booking is a fucking turd, though.

>>12947308
Hot water with who? What can anyone do him?

>>12947268
Fuck off Tony
AEW shills have no argument against him

>>12947337
Cuckolding is disgusting, I don’t need a well thought out argument to be disgusted.

Corney no-sold cuck angle months ago but trainees still seething, what a legend

>>12947355
I’m not a trainee I’m a professional, and why would I seethe that some disgusting old man is disgusting?

>>12947353
>>12947363
What does it say about how shitty AEW is that a cuckold can so easily tear it apart with a rebuttal.

>>12947363
If you suck dick do you like the taste of cum?

>>12947382
I have no idea what your point is

>>12947268
>>12947353
Thats the only argument these aew losers have. They can't accept the fact that what goes on in the bedroom between 3 consenting adults is their own business. Personally I think Cornette is such a Chad that he set up this arrangement so he can fuck all kinds of other women. Thats what makes /asp/ jealous. Plus he BTFO of Trump.

>>12947380
He just nitpicks it all day long, anyone can do it. He’s just the Brian Alvarez of AEW. He disgusts me on a personal level for many many reasons but he can be entertaining at times. The people that ride his dick on the internet are pretty worthless and contemptible though.

>>12947268
Based. /asp/ is a Russo-board

>>12947268
No it isn't, Corny is actually one of the few based wrestling podcasters in existence and most people recognize that here. I could care less who him and his wife fuck and only weirdly obsessed AEW cultists constantly bring it up

Trannies keep seething faggot

>>12947402
>criticisms coverning entire structure of show are just nitpicks

>>12947322
Apparently Tony Khan has threatened him several times now and if you notice, he never says his name now, he only refers to him as the money mark in charge

>>12947295
Kek based cuck

>>12947427
You think that dude is based? He’s a gun grabbing socialist who watches family guy and South Park and his cohost is a hand rubbing kike who thinks Santa Claus is a Nazi. His hot takes are trash and I don’t believe he’s being sincere or can be trusted. Like this dude seriously is trying to take credit for booking the Montreal Screwjob 20 years later even though that topic has been done to death a thousand times over an no one has ever claimed it was his idea or corroborated him in any way during all that time. He’s just a slimy carny.

>>12947308
The only fanbase he's got left are so low on the social ladder there's nothing that could possibly go beneath their standards.

>>12947397
>ersonally I think Cornette is such a Chad that he set up this arrangement so he can fuck all kinds of other women.

He calls himself a swinger but who's buyin' that?
Never seen any chick brag about fuckin' him...

>>12947438
Explain how what he does is different from Alvarez in any way at all? He watches the show and then complains about a bunch of little details.

>>12947444
That only refers to the NDA he signed which is only about his discussions with him on the formation of AEW. It doesn't stop him from calling out TK by name for being an idiot which he still does anyway along with the other nicknames or criticising Dynamite. He's even mentioned the NDA on the show. Khan stands to lose more than Cornette PR wise in a legal battle.

>>12947490
Well obviously. The only people who still listen to Cucknette are bottom-feeders.

Trannies need to only 700-900 people watch their shit

You ask normal person in real world what a AEW they will think ur mental

>>12947467
None of what you mentioned, some of which is true and some isn't, is a rebuttal to his criticism of AEW.

>>12947467
And based on how much he makes you and all the other thin-skinned cultists (either AEW or Trump) seethe, he is still one of the best workers in the business. Btw, you realize he has a shooting range on his ranch, right? Corny just has the rational and correct opinion that only small-dicked pussies need an AR that can kill 20 men in 20 secs, cry about it more though, faggot. I also never heard him mentioned socialism either but you cultservatives probably just think everyone who hates your cult leader secretly wants socialism

>>12947517
>kill 20 men in 20 seconds

Lmao ok fag. You’ve never even held a gun.

>>12947507
Do you guys really just ride his dick like this because he doesn’t like AEW? What do you even care for? If you don’t like it don’t watch it. I don’t.

>>12947479
He also says why it doesn't make sense and provides alternatives. Alvarez is nothing more than a shill who only has the ability to criticize the obvious crap WWE is doing with surface level criticism because that's the limit of his understanding of booking wrestling.

>>12947499
based slopbrain

>>12947534
Neither does anyone else.

>>12947536
They’re two sides of the same coin, you’re delusional if you think what he’s doing is different. Alvarez provides bullshit alternatives to the trash he reviews too. Literally anyone can do what they do and everyone on this board does it all the time.

>>12947534
I hate the self-mark faggots who run AEW like Cody and the Bucks so hearing Jim and Brian tear them apart is not only typically hilarious since AEW is just so fucking shitty, but it also is very gratifying as well

>>12947517
>best workers

How come he doesn't have a job?

>>12947554
He doesn’t ever tear apart Cody and yeah the Bucks suck, he is correct about that.

>>12947534
>still can't refute corny's point
>corny lives in your head rent free
lmao

>>12947498
>aew rasslers listen to corny
yea that checks out

>>12947554
>they're self marks
>based on what exactly?
>THEY JUST ARE OKAY >:(

>>12947534
It's been this way since /asp/ sold it's ass out to SCJerk. Now the redditors invaded and took over a year ago. This place has become and unbearable shithole and the OC that orginally made the place enjoyable is gone. The only way to draw (you's) is to be as reddit as possible.

>>12947558
he doesn't need a job cause makes 6 figures talking to the internet and selling his own merch you dumb faggot

>>12947550
And if they were half as entertaining as Jim I'd listen to them too.

>>12947565
Kek what point? And I said he’s entertaining sometimes didn’t I? I’ve been listening to his podcast for years. But you know the old saying “familiarity breeds contempt”, the more you get to know someone who is lying manipulative slime ball the more you start to realize it.

>>12947536
Cornette is a genius booker.

That's why there's all those examples of his great booking like:

>>12947578
rent free

>>12947568
Also anti-smarks are the some of the most miserable people on the planet. They've become so accustomed to hating wrestling because they can't leave the cult of WWE, so they hate anyone that enjoys wrestling somewhere else.

>>12947587
>muh wwe
rassling is trash made for retards in general, the name of the brand doesn't stop the shit from sucking

>>12947554
Okay but that doesn't change the fact that you're listening to an old cuck

I like Japanese wrestling so I don’t like Cornette. Simple as.

>>12947587
Accurate. Smarks are the lamer nerdier version of marks and anti-smarks are the lamer nerdier version of smarks. So your at a whole new level of pathetic at that point.

>>12947601
This desu. Nigga didn’t know who Naito or Ibushi are and people cal him a “wrestling historian” and shit here. Smdh

>>12947308
Didn't he already get canned from NWA for making a nigger fried chicken analogy

>>12947601
>>12947612
>gookshit

>>12947567
Young Bucks whole fucking gimmick is that they are self-marks but unfortunately, due to Meltzer's constant dick-sucking, they have come to believe they truly are the best wrestlers in the world. Cody is HHH Jr, anyone with eyes can see this
>>12947578
>lying manipulative slime ball
well please don't tell me you listen to Meltzer instead because that would be pretty ironic

>>12947612
No one knows who those literal who's are.

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>>12947554
How old are you all?

>>12947614
Yeah. All he has left is twitter and YouTube and he’ll violate their TOS sooner or later.

>>12947600
Yes but also doesn't change the fact that he isn't wrong

>>12947605
Yah, marks and casuals dont really exist anymore. Everyone knows wrestling is fake. The "casual" audience was ran off by WWE in the past 20 years. The only real casual fans are 60+ boomers and and very small children. The "casual" audience in the middle are usually mentally handicapped teens. The only marks left are pajeets

Smarks are more like Alvarez. While nerdy, he is not a loser. He actually still scores a wife and family and is well adjusted.

Anti smarks are the incels and losers. These people are usually the mold of Dylan or worse. Not even trolling, they're the worst of the worst. And Cornette strikes a cord with them because they feel left behind...just like he was 20 years ago.

>>12947625
you're aware they publish on podcast platforms and the youtube show is heavily edited right?

>>12947614
That was great kek. No one in wrestling has the guts to make fun of blacks, fags and women anymore except Jim.

>>12947622
I like Wrestling Bios desu. But Meltzer I find more tolerable than Corny or Alvarez because he doesn’t seem to be emotionally invested in his shilling like they are, he comes off as bored by bad wrestling not like a little whiny bitch. But yeah Meltzer is a bald faced shameless shill.

>>12947634
>alvarez
>not a loser
>wife didn't take his name
>has a black belt but doesn't roll
>has a retarded kid
>literally screams about fake fighting on a show made for children
and you say the man is well adjusted
you may actually be insane

>>12947624
18+ go do your homework.

I love Cornette for the simple fact that he makes twitter trannies and aspies seethe on a daily basis. Joshipedos made like 13 threads yesterday alone seething about him, it was hilarious.

>>12947634
>Reddit spacing
>sticking up for Alvarez even though he pushes shit wrestling more than anyone, actually praised teleportation and steak dinner danceoff
>brings up Dylan and cries about Corny
Yep, I can tell you are a triggered AEW cultist so your opinion is meaningless

>>12947634
Thanks bro, free 3 months subscription coming your way.

>>12947646
You are right that Meltzer is the bald faced shamelessly lying shill but I'm not sure who you meant to say is the tolerable one bored by wrestling and not a whiny bitch, did you mean Brian Last?

>>12947622
cool >:( post

>>12947623
>Ibushi was on The WWE Network for months and nobody knows who he is

state of WWE

>>12947660
I love that people who apparently hate jim can't stop talking about him
dude works the entire rassling fandom from his basement and doesn't give a single shit

>>12947664
Teleportation was just Hardy doing his indie gimmick that everyone was sucking his dick over until he did it on AEW and I have no idea why the dinner debonair sketch pissed anyone off, it was just a stupid comedy bit. And this whole “realism in wrestling” argument is beyond retarded since wrestling is fake as fuck.

>>12947687
nah man obviously singing is so uncharacteristic for Jericho he's never done that before

>>12947682
Laughing at the clown does not mean he's working us. In this case it's also a clown whose wife fucks other men.

>>12947649
>brings up cuckold talk

Anon, you know Cornette is a self admitted cuckold right?

>>12947677
No I meant Meltzer, although Last is similarly bored and aloof but he lacks the likability of Uncle Dave. Last is kind of Cornette’s bitch desu so it’s hard to like him since he only got where he is by riding Corny’s tailcoats. Also jew.

>>12947682
Corny lives rent free in their heads, they probably talk more about him than any other active wrestler on a daily basis.

>>12947700
>there are people who are so brainfucked by cuckoldry that they can see the words "black belt" and automatically think someone is talking about a black bull fucking someones wife
Jesus christ get fucking therapy man and maybe take a break from 4chan for a couple weeks

>>12947649
>>12947718

This is the typical cucknette fan. He uses cuckold as an insult to Alvarez. Who seems to be in a stable healthy marriage. Even if he's not, we don't know for sure. You're just insinuating as that.

Where as you're defending Cornette who has 100 percent on video upload confirmed he likes to watch his wife get fucked by other men.

Seek therapy anon

>>12947728
Holy fucking schizola

>>12947728
dude are you honestly fucking insane? What the fuck are you talking about? No one called Alvarez a cuck, you weird obsessed faggot. Your typical AEW cultist, everyone

>>12947738
>No one called Alvarez a cuck,

yeah, unlike Cornette LOL

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>Laughing at the clown does not mean he's working us. In this case it's also a clown whose wife fucks other men.

>>12947681
>expecting anyone to actively seek out gook shit when the prime years of WWE are available on the same platform

>>12947687
So are movies and TV shows, the actors don't rub your face in it during the show.

>>12947750
Meanwhile Corny goes on his podcast and cries about how all of the EVPs and upper management in AEW are Republicans but you come here and post sjw cringe to defend him

>>12947650
pretending to be a 50 year old boomer who grew up with southern wrestling is so much faggier than liking aew

>>12947761
You’ve never heard of “breaking the fourth wall”? They do it all the time, most people don’t shit in their diaper when it happens though.

>>12947764
???

>>12947755
Ibushi was working WWE matches in 2016 you retard. He big-leagued their mark contract and literally didn't even know who Vince was because he didn't care lol

>>12947772
Multiple times he’s talked about how the Kahns, the young bucks, and Jericho are all Republicans. I don’t even know if it’s true but he seems to believe it. He also cut a “fuck you” promo on Jericho declaring their friendship to be over despite Jericho never saying or doing anything to him personally because Jericho donated to Trump’s campaign.

>>12947782
I mean literally no one is defending Jericovid these days besides cultists though so I think Jim is in the majority with that one

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>>12947770
Some shows do it, most don't. What other shows have this level of intentional incompetence?

>>12947797
I do not care about American politics anymore and anyone who does is a brainwashed retard. If you’re going around ending friendships over it especially.

>>12947808
I’m not clicking that webm, I don’t care about cherry picked botches or cooperation, it’s just confirmation bias fuel.

>>12947777
Who the fuck watches current WWE for the last few years, much less some obscure gook Gaytch hired to pander to the indie smark crowd.

>>12947808
Lacey completely fucking missed her cue on RAW this week but curiously that hasn't been forced-meme on /asp/ despite being far more embarrassing

>>12947832
You're right the Young Bucks and the other indieriffics are just as bad as female wrestlers.

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>>12947822
>I’m not clicking that webm, I don’t care about cherry picked botches or cooperation, it’s just confirmation bias fuel.

>>12947832
>B-BUT WWE....
kek like clockwork

>>12947838
It was literally the first example of a WWE botch that came to mind.

Handcuffs anyone?

>>12947849
not an argument

>>12947861
>Handcuffs anyone?
The magical ones on Miro?

>>12947861
>not an argument
yeah we know you don't have one, that's why you always deflect to wwe lol

>>12947861
you are the one who confused black belt for black bull, right? I can tell by the reddit spacing but um yea you should just stop posting. You are making AEW look even worse with your shitty defense of them

>>12947877
In all fairness though this is a thread about Cornette and half the posts are about AEW

>>12947861
Even that botch, while bad, just makes them look unprepared. With the Bucks spot they planned that shit. And it isn't an isolated example either. Every Canadian Destroyer they do flaunts cooperation. I've yet to see anything in WWE, which is certainly not innocent, as egregious as that spot.

>>12947728
>actually insane
lmao

>>12947479
"Little details"

He rips apart the in-ring botches, storyline fuck ups, awful promos, terrible production, etc...

Hardly "little details"

>>12947869
>magical

>>12947882
nope

>>12947890
How about the Irish Whip?

>>12947571

Exactly! He sits at home and talks on a podcast for $100K+ a year and people act like he is losing at life.

>>12947890
I don’t watch WWE but the last time I tried to I saw a big fat guy dressed as a Viking climb to the top turnbuckle and his teammates and his opponents all stood around together watching him for a loooong time before he finally jumped into their arms on the outside. He looked terrified too and he took his sweet ass time. And that was me watching for like 20 minutes randomly two or three years ago, not actively searching for shit like that.

>make a post highlighting there are ZERO examples of Cornette being good bookerman
>is completely ignored by his cult-cucks

>>12947902
Yes you are right, 90% of AEW's wrestlers are so green they can't do irish whips or run the ropes right

>>12947915
I already said WWE is guilty of it too, but the one Buck holding the opponent in place while the opponent attacks his brother was what stood out.

>>12947930
>cope

>>12947936
Have you literally never watched a ladder match?

>>12947307
Take a walk, bro.

>>12947975
Yes some terrible ones and some great ones where the wrestlers involved can mask what they're doing at least sufficiently for a casual passer by not to ask 'why is that guy holding the other guy?'

>>12947994
lol the latter half of your post is literal fanfiction

>>12947268
This post is worthy. NECROBUMP. FIGHT THE JOSHIPEDOS BROTHERS.

>>12947268
Corny Bros...

>>12947268
FUCK cornetty this is a russoCHAD board

>>12947917
Corncuckies can't even give examples of Cornball's supposedly amazing booking.

>>12949789
How can we recover from this?

>>12947550
look at this dude who thinks he's got it all figured out

>>12947397
Cornette is literally Trump for wrestling fans.

>>12947936
Yeah the balding buck sucks

>>12947397
>Plus he BTFO of Trump.
Never go full retard.

>>12947268

This is a Corny Board Tranny.

Only people who follow companies who can break a million viewers weekly can post here.

>>12947822
You are such a bitch, goddamn!