Only one final NXT before Takeover, NXTitans! Let's do it!Card:>MSK vs Legado Del Fantasma>Shotzi Blackheart & Ember Moon vs Candice LeRae & Indi Hartwell
>>12947977Finner 'aitch
>>12947977The team should've been Shotzi and Io. Ember is boring.
>>12947977>they cancelled Gargano vs Kushida at TakeoverDid Johnny catch the rona?
>>12947977kek what a weak cardAEW 900kNXT 500k
>nxt ppv on valentines day because they know their audience wont have dates
>>12948282You'll never be a woman
>>12947977you forgot>Grizzled Young Veterans vs Ciampa and Thatcher>Cameron Grimes returns
>>12948302And you'll never be with one.>>12948306>Thatcher500K is starting to look generous
>have to hotshot a game thread 12 hours early and still won't get more than one thread
>>12948335We've had the same number of threads that Smackdown gets for the past couple weeks you tranny
>>12948413>Two things, no, you haven't
I'm really not interested in this card tonight or Takover.
Really hyped for the show tonight! Let's go!
>>12948431No Japanese schoolgirls were booked?
>namefag thinks anyone cares about his opinions
>>12948289cope, Im watching it with my gf and Ill post proof when the gamethread for it comes
>>12948289>spending the day with a womeme in 2021Or>spending the day with your /asp/bros who will always have your back no matter whatYeah the choice is pretty easy for me.
>>12948306>Cameron Grimes returnsMEGA DIMES
>>12948611Will Grimes resume his feud with Lumis over his hatred for Lumis and his homosexuality?
>>12947977I love NXT
>>12947977Based
>>12949492Same
>>12949049Nah, it looks like Lumis moved on to Gargano.
>>12948445>aewtist has ass-pounding on xis mindSad. Many such cases
>>12947977They better do my nigga Alex Zayne right
>>12947977>tfw MSK outdraws Edge's segment tonight
>>12947977>Carter>Shitziits the /asp/ night
I don't think I'll be able to miss Dynamite main event tonight, I'm sorry bros.
>>12950845Fuck this faggot.
>>12947977I'm here
>>12948611Grimes is over with me. He is one of the few guys who actually show some sort of passion
>>12948015I want to cum inside that gook
where is Manny?
>>129529001 hour 21 minutes until showtime!
https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/1359648023014473730
>>12947977Im in
>>12953467oh no
>>12953467
>>12947977>Stealing the Finner meme from ElitechadsBegging (You) to have sex
>>12953605The Same Face Family, belong in AEW
>>12947977I have a feeling this show is gonna drag.
>>12953633fuck off /woo/tard
>>12948306>Grizzled Young VeteransSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOON TO BE RECOGNIZED AS JOBBERS
>>12947977Is Edge going to show up?
>>12948611I wasn't into him, but then the Lumis feud happened and I understood. All the makings of a great midcarder.
>>12950845
>>12953605Something about Indi's constantly pouty face really does it for me.
>>12953605Absolute Retard is the gimmick Theory was always meant to work. He does it so effortlessly.
>>12953816if they want the ratings to go down even more, sure.
>usa running friday on a wednesdayWhat did they mean by this?
ARE YOU READY FOR A SHIT TIME
WATCH AEW
>>12954053SÃ
>>12954043>YOU GOT KNOCKED THE HELL OUT! NOW GIMME MY MONEY! PAYBACK'S A MOTHER AINT IT!You literally ruin that scene by censoring it
PLEASE SHOW SHOTZI DISGUSTING SMELLY FEET
>>12954071It was weird hearing ITS OVER without the BEEYATCH
>>12954043Would a Chris Tucker gimmick draw dimes?
NASH CARTER
Imagine not watching MSK and watching ATW
>nash carter
Future WWE Champion Nash Carter
I want both these teams to advance
>>12954092Duh.
TNA vs TNA
THE 92 DRIVER
>Nash Carter doing the X-Pac bronco buster
So if MSK ever breaks up, does Nash Carter get anally ravaged by Wes Lee?
>>12954176How did she die?
I still dont know what an MSK is
Legado are heels stupid crowd you are supposed to cheer for MSK
>>12954193Mostly Shitty gimmicK
>>12954193Marijuana Smoking Kidz
>>12954212But Legado are over
>>12948577>GOk lol
>>12954193Mean Street Krew
FUCK GRUBHUB
>>12954252The Posse would bury MSK
>>12954256This. Literally takes 3 hours to get my order.
So happy this is the final NXT with the dusty cup for a year.
I guessed they listened to Cornette when he said the Hot Fire Flame was a retarded move
wow
>that pin
So MSK beats Ciampa/Thatch at TakeOver, yeah?
EVER RISE RULES
>>12954318As expected from someone named Nash Carter.
What is MSK's gimmick?Besides being a pair of flippy indie shitters.
Lmao the crowd went fucking dead the moment they realized MSK was winning. A lot of people were riding on Legato eh?
>>12954343Hunter has an obsession with the anti-draw Thatcher so he'll have him win.
>>12954358MSK are spot monkies
>>12954355stoner best friends
>>12954343The makeshift teams always win the dusty cup though
Crazy Chinkino is back on the menu
>>129542703 hours. That's like fucking missing breakfast for lunch. What's wrong with them ?
>>12954369AOP and UE have done it before. Maybe you just need to be a tag team with initials. Which MSK just so happens to be...
Do Americans really dance with their food?
>the state of these commercials
I dont blame them for retconning Mercedes being in Retribution
Christ Hunter stop hiring ugly woman
Time for chink kino
>>12954444Io is ugly
Imagine the Wrestlemania entrance they could do for this group...
Holy yuckola
based chink Neo
Matrix Boa is such a dimes look
Team China Virus, STAND UP.
She's got a fucking sword now?
>>12954463>say anything bad about any NXT womeme>bring up Io out of nowhere Little gook lives rent free in your head
Xia Li won't step on you and make you her slave. Why even live?
cute jobber
Xia Li vs Io when?
>>12947977WHO TF IS THIS SEMEN DEMON JOBBER QT AHHHHHH
oh shit
>no selling paranormal spooky demon
No more Boa abuse
Based, eat shit Kacy
This is funny but nice
Xia Li going over shitters like corona-chan goes over boomers.
I wonder when/if the old bitch is gonna wrestle.
>>12954553Is it kairi sane ? Shes debuts as Kairi Insane
REGAL IS FAT
Is that Karen Q?
Is regal going to smell that desk
>>12954558Xia is a botch machine and will injure someone soon
#TimesUp
I can't take that person seriously with her soft female hands
All 3 of these chinks look like they come from 3 completely different movies. What the fuck is Paul thinking with this shit?
Sable 2.0 needs to dump Karen
Is using your wife to seduce your boss to get a match based?
Still in thread #1
>>12954597Is your show that boring right now?
kek Kross is gonna squash Escobar
>>12954594Extremely. I wish I could open the door to my office and see Scarlett enjoying herself on my desk.
>>12954610Good. Escobar is a shitter who should have kept the mask.
They need to just move Kross and Scarlett to Raw.
>>12954631So they can get ruined by cuck angles?
>I'm sorry for mansplainingwhat the fuck
>>12954631They already pushed Damian Priest to Raw.
THAT'S METALUP YOUR ASS
>>12954631Well, we know what will happen when they do... Scarlett will become Sable 2.0 and Karen will become worst than Marc Mero.
Jesus did commercials get worse at thw turn of the year or is it just me?
>>12954600Of course AEW is boring. That's why they fill up the yummy gamethreaderinos instead of actually watching the tranny show.
Indie Hartwell
Johnny Cripple
>>12954690Indi Fartsmell
kek
https://youtu.be/AY_sAs2O9BE
Johnny Sameface the king of Reddit, should go to AEW where he belongs.
https://twitter.com/Lady_Scarlett13/status/1359676487033618433I'd actually wear these shirts
>>12954710
>wheel callbackKinda based
I want this big chinless Amazon to step on me.
I cant believe they had Johnny Gargano as a babyface for so many years
>dennis charodman
kek CM PHIL BTFO
>Beautiful Day video package reference kek
lmao
>>12954723the times up one is alright.
>>12954746I'd much prefer to wrestle her into submission, then have my way with her pussy, should I emerge victorious
IT'S THAT A FREAKING JEEP?
When will WWE upload more episodes of Ruthless Aggression?
>>12954882Sometime this year
>>12954882probably once they finish releasing Icons
really want to ass fuck indi hartwell
>Candice Michelle
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Give me The Brand
I keep thinking thats blood on Shotzis face
Is Shotzi wearing more make up than usual? Her skin looks way too white
>>12954915I want to ass fuck Ember then hear her trash opinions about how Chainsaw Man is overrated
>>12954630I liked him better as Cuerno.
>>12954930The one on the left needs better gear.
Based spot
>>12954930Chad Tony Khan
fuck off black people
>>12955029>johnny as a serious heel>cringe>johnny as an over-the-top heel>based
SHE DIDNT GET ALL OF IT
>>12955042Snowflake
>>12955074yes they are
>>12955053COoooorect.
There's been like 5 hot tags in this one shitty match
Mercifully, the match has ended
based shit seller
The fuck was that?
the fuck was that finish.
Shozti and Moon vs Kai and Big Momma Cool, how did we not predict this would be the ending match up anyway.
>>12955029The stupidity actually got a laugh out of me with that final punch over the wheelchair
Why does Dakota keep covering up her tummy?
Dusty is rolling in his grave
Raquel is gonna kill them both singlehandedly. But then, the Tag Belts are on heels, so shouldn't the faces win?
...did they just say Thatcher/Ciampa vs GYV is the main event....?
>>12955159What else would it be?
lol nxt
>>12955172Some sort of confrontation between Balor and Dunne
>>12955157I can see them wanting to do Dakota and Raquel vs Shayna and Nia just for the Raquel/Nia staredown..
>>12955157Future tag title shot could be any number of months away with wwe.
Mahomies didn't deserve the ass bruising that Brady dealt him
I love the idea of the Dusty Cup, but having it play out is very tedious.
where the fuck is Edge?
Like Escobar's jobbers can do ding dong diddly to Kross
Finnalor
fiinna my lor
Remember when they had Finn Balor saying all that weird shit about being a cat a few months ago
>>12955326I feel like he probably writes his own promos
Can I get a too sweet?
>kushitter
KUSHIDA IS YEN
>>12955368Followed by Thatcher
>>12955368>>12955379He needs to ditch the jeans desperately
Predict the quarter number.
Does anyone like Pete Dunne? Not one to typically bitch about manlets but the man is a straight gremlin.
>>12955379KWAB
>>12955404Jesus Haitch has lost his mind
>>12955404400k
>Nearly two months now since Velveteen Dreams last appearance
>>12955404495k
>>12955452A shame. He is one of NXT's few interesting talents.
13% of the population but in 100% of commercials
>>12955471they might be the only people left watching tv
>>12955452What is even their endgame with him now? Just keeps disappearing, coming back and getting his ass kicked, and disappearing again....
>>12954176Still?
Rate her strapon game from 1 to 10.
>>1295547113% of the population but 100% of your mind
OMAHA OMAHA
>>12955497She gets fucked by Braun tho
Why is Kushitter cosplaying DEAN? I thought his gimmick was Marty McFly?
>>12955497>>12955538must be a 10/10 then
WTF
SWERVE
LOLZ its Lumis
LUMIS Chads
THAT'S GOTTA BE LUMIS
>>12955569No, Dexter
You're laughing. The jap just broke his arm and you're laughing
Beth is so shit at commentary
I shoot love KUSHIDA more than you can image E-Chads
>toni on the beachMore
More of Toni's Ass.
damn this bitch uglynice ass tho
Toni wins this Sunday
Toni storm pussy > feet = ass > tits
My fiancé doesn't watch NXT, but she watched the Rumble and when Toni entered, the only thing she could talk about was the size of her ass.
The champ is here!
what went wrong?
>>12955673An American diet
WALTER is coming?
they finally got Walter's fat ass on a plane?
>>12955711>>12955721Big if true
I can't wait for Kross to demolish Escobar
Grime time
There's a severe lack of Kyle O'Reilly on this show the past couple of weeks
HOLY BASEDGRIMES MADE A KILLING OFF GME
>Priest>Kross>Bad BunnyPuetro Rico is being represented well in WWE.
GRIMEBROS WE AREBACK BABY
GRIMES IS DIMES
RICH UNCLE CAMERON DIMES
>>12947977GRIMES GOT RICH OFF GME
Grimes is face or the new million dollar man?
>still one thread
>>12955673>White woman>Selfies in a dirty roomIncredibly basic.
TO THE MOON
>>12955755Good, he is a shitter
dogecoin investor gimmick? BASED
>>12955758Lince Dorado
so did mcafee pay grimes now too?
>>12955758Kross is hispanic? What the fuck, I didn't know.
>mentions Thatcher God damn man
>>12955756nailed it.
GAMERS RISE UP
>the fucking cameraman kek
>TO THE MOONOH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Holy fuck, the GME memes were real. Good call /asp/.
DOGECOIN
>his character is a gamestop investorlmao
Cameron "Diamond Hands" Grimes
>>12955802Too bad he's a jobber
cameron grimes is greatthought it was gonna be a parody of rusev being a gamer, but this is much better
>DOGECOIN
This is the gimmick of the century holy fuck
BASED DIAMOND HANDS GRIMES
>Gamestop, Dogecoin, and Elon Musk namedropped in a promo
Grimes is way too reddit for me now bros
>cameron grimes IS memesAbsolutely fucking based
The New Million Dollar Man, Cameron Grimes
>>12955792This was when she was in Stardom and her and the other gaijins had to live in shitty apartments and sleep on the floor
its not even a gimmick too kekhttps://twitter.com/CGrimesWWE
CRYPTO MILLIONAIRE
>>12955882>>12955882>>12955882Next
>>12955865WE DID IT REDDIT!
This is legitimately the funniest shit on NXT in a while, Grimes is a blessing to this dogshit show
KISS MY GRITS
NO POSTS THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTUP AGAINST AE-DUB TOO STRONGGREEDY SELLOUTS GETTING MARK CONTRACTS ARE KEKOLDSTHEY'LL NOT GET WATCHED TONIGHTLOCK YOUR DICK UP IN A CAGE NOW BOYCAUSE JUST IT'S A MATTER OF DIMES.. CAUSE YOU GOTONE THREADONE THREAD ON /ASP/YOU GOT ONE THREAD, ONE THREAD ON /ASP/YOU GOT ONE THREAD, ONE THREAD ON /ASP/YOU GOT ONE THREAD, ONE THREAD ON /ASP/, YEAH
>>12956513Kek based
>>12956513worked
we won
>>12956513We got two threads retard
>>12960789this is thread 1
>>12961382Yeah and you bumped the second one of the catalog because you are trying to keep your dead meme of nobody watching NXT alive. Have sex aewtist scum.
>>12956513Kek
>>12961394ok there are 59 ips ittso minus the people laughing at nxt about 40 people here watch nxt you win boss
>>12961421Nice headcanon. Lets say there are about 9 aewtists that come in here to troll that makes 50 NXT fans that are true aspies since we all know all you aewtists are reddit tourists only here every wednesday and Thursday.
You're welcome for the bump limit, Paul
>>12961432this thread was made literally more than 24 hours ago so theres probably even less than 40 people who actually watched lmao
