_>CHAD>under 30>so Great the name of his hometown has Great in it>had the first-ever singles match in AEW history>and WON!>cucked Joey Janella>(sending him into a downward spiral that has sunk his career and made him fat)>Jannettyd KWAHL Jimmy Havoc>thousands of followers on Twitch>(a side hustle he isn't forced to give his boss a cut of unlike other mark contracts)>The Best Man is his best man which means he's better than best>wifed Penelope Ford>first-ever wedding in AEW history>dick so big his wife even had to mention that in their wedding vows>(seriously it's just fucking massive)>obliterated the Royal Rumble winner & Wrestlemania main eventer Edge in the ratings>probably titfucking Penelope at this very moment
>writes his own wikipedia article
>>12948016>cucked Joey Janellamost people have
>>12948016KWAHMKek what a handsome man
>>12948016Who hasn’t titfucked that bitch?
>>12948061Cornette
>>12948032Who doesn't write their own wiki?
>>12948388me
>thread has been put on autosageJannies fear Sabian
>>12948480Big Dick Kip is too much for some people to handle.