>Kenny Omega and KENTA Vs Jon Moxley and Lance Archer | Falls count anywhere | Non-sanctioned>Darby Allin (c) Vs Joey Janela | TNT championship match>Inner Circle (MJF and Chris jericho) Vs. The Acclaimed>PAC vs. “Hollywood Hunk” Ryan Nemeth>Cody Rhodes and Lee Johnson vs. “Pretty” Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi>Thunder Rosa Vs "Legit" Layla Hirsch | First round of the Super 16 eliminator tournamentDamn it feels good to be Elite™
Anyone else surprised Max Caster didn't make a subtle jew joke in his rap?
lol these acclaimed guys are alright
the acclaimed
This show is legitimately terrible
acclaimed = dimes
Caster is based
>>12954943I'm not impressed with your show reddit is this the norm or did I just pick a bad spot to jump in?
>>12954943based acclaimed with the funny rap
>Didn't made a /asp/ jokeFuck off Max
Leave Fuego alone!
I will say this right now. Ryan nemeth can kick rocks for all i care.
Fuck the jews Max Caster is our shitposter
>>12954983oh no no no
Fuego buried
Are the Acclaimed based?
>>12954974imagine sitting here shitposting about a show you're not even watching, what a fucking idiot
Took some Xanax and some thc oil. This is very comfy.
>SNIFF MY JUNK
>>12954983b-but the DUSTY CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12954982It’s always been bad. I tune in every now and again. It’s never good.
>>12955001>are niggers basedget out
why is jericho a joke now? these rap guys are beating the shit outta him. he was the face of the company for like a year wtf
This might be a clever way to give The Acclaimed a win but keep MJF strong
>>12954988how long before he adds "KEK WHAT A BITCH" in his intro rap?
A E DUBA E DUBA E DUB
>>12955002I'm watching it and it's terrible
>Topanga is All Elite and an Acclaimed fanMuch of that is cringe but it's the hottest fucking chick outside a grown Jodie Sweetin on ABC TGIF so there's that.
>>12955016no racism please
Who would've thought that it's the women's match job to save the show
>>12955002I’m flicking between channels. I think Dynamite is shit.
>>12955021post your TV
>>12955002I don't mind because it increases our gamethread count while nxt stays on #1
i love you my aew bros
>>12955028let me tell you about the jews nigger
>Caster’s tights say “Pt”, which is the elemental symbol for PlatinumClever desu
Wtf is up with this ad stupid amerimutts
>>12955040have a good evening, anon!
I'm so goddamn tired bros...
>>12955040#MeToo
>>12954943>YEAH MJF YOU LIKE THE MIC TO HECKEL>BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE SHEKEL>UH HUH YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL TOUGH>BUT JUST REMEMBER THAT 6 MIL WAS NOT ENOUGH
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1359298739312148483
>>12955049Why do asians love big eye filters so muchrevert to squinty you yellow freaks
>fat niggers>nigger this >nigger that I hate February so fucking much
>>12955040Love you too frog poster
>>12955045based elemental table anon
>>12955049no you look more like an original Margaret Keane
>>12955055based
>>12955056Watch out, Orange. She's a confirmed coalburner
>>12955035>post your TV... you can’t really think this show is bad!!!Sorry bozo but your show is shit
>>12955055What did the Acclaimed mean by this?
>>12955035It's fucking garbage like it is every week.
>diety of shitMako working Corny into a seethe
>>12955055Holy Based
>>12955075she cute
>>12955070>still doesn't post his TVthanks for admitting you're falseflagging
>>12955063Thank god february is the shortest month
MAKI FUCKINGWHEN
>>12955057Doesn't anchamu actually have huge eyes
>>12955055holy shit
>>12955001No. Bowens is a homosexual.
The inner circle mjf story is pretty based. Inner circle is a large and powerful group but as soon as they invite the Jew in it all falls apart due to the jews manipulation
>>12955057This girl is actually an alien I don’t think she’s using an eye filter desu
>>12955073Honest question. You clearly don't like it, so why do you continue to watch it?
>>12955022No way. All three girls on Step By Step rank ahead of Topanga. So does Melissa Joan Hart.
>>12955059Look on the bright side Anon, at least it's the shortest month.>>12955075I saw a lot of basedbean slurpers giving Corny shit for saying that she's just a fetish, but what the fuck else is a prayer like this supposed to appeal to?
>>12955103Clarissa worked my cock as a kid
>>12955055>WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE TO SPIT QUIPS>BUT WHO OWNED ALL THEM SLAVE SHIPS???
>He was going for the lionsault!Tony he goes for that as often as a free refill at a chipotle
>>12955082I refuse to post a photo of my TV. This does not change my opinion that what I’ve seen tonight has been terrible.
Can't wait for all of Kenny's Joshies to get injured by the Nia Jax of AEW, Nyla Rose.
Heel vs heel usually cancels each other
>>12955093At least being gay isn't him gimmick like Sonny Kiss
Match was actually pretty based desu
>>12955112Kek
>>12955113not enough magic for ya? not enough camera cuts?
>>12955116nyla has never injured anyone for being terrible. the britt injury was all britts fault
>>12955116I don't care for Nyla at all, but at his worse he's 500x times better than Nia Jax at her best
based old school cathode ray
where's sammy? is he a face now?
>>12955121yeah it was pretty good
>>12955119Agreed
Is Sammy wearing a Nancy Benoit shirt?
>>12955111>dub tripsChecked.
>>12955126She says she plans out the matches with the Japanese girls using dolls. Pretty smart.
sammys theme is based
>>12955124Just hasn’t entertained me. It’s the same every time I watch.
SAMMY NO THINK OF HAGER
>putting the heels over when you can have the faces win while having the heels keep their heat
>>12955144Sammy's everything is awesome
based
Face Sammy Based Sammy
based nancy benoit shirt
holy face turn
Sammy bout to catch an inner circle beating
Anyone know what Sammy's shirt is referencing?
sammy no
>>12955089yes
PUT THE STRAP ON HIM KHAN! PUSH SAMMY TO THE MOON!
>Papa Jericho losing his baby boy
Anyone else remember the rule a few weeks ago that was made where only 1 person could be at ringside?
BABYFACE SAMMY
He walked down the face tunnel
SAMMY FACE TURN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
noooooooooooooooooooooooooofuck you mjf. sammy was based!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12955103I didn't watch the Chrissy Snow/Bobby Ewing Brady Bunch and I thought the aunts on Sabrina were hotter than MJH
WHERE ARE MY SAMITES AT
>sammy out of the heel tunnel>leaves inner circle>leaves in the face tunnel
>>12955173no
FACE TURNWHERE MY SAMMYCHADS AT
I can't believe Sammy is fucking GONE, bros..
Curious to see if Sammy ends up doing it solo or if the Inner Circle will implode and some join Sammy
The inner circle was stifling Sammy.
good for you Sammy good for you
>just to drive the point home, Sammy goes out the face tunnelThe swerve is gonna be epic when it happens.
I get worked every single time PAC does that thing in his entrance where he goes to get up on the ropes and then looks at the crowd with disgust and doesn't bother
>>12955166Nancy?
Can't wait for Sammi and Darby to team up.
>Sammy went out the face tunnel Damn, thats meta
noooo not sammy gayverra
>>12955166nancy benoit
>>12955166I legitimately think it's Nancy Benoit since her wrestling name used to be woman
>>12955192He really doesn't need them anymore.
>>12955191MJF/Wardlow/Jericho Vs PnP and Sammy?
Imagine watching this cringe tranny shit show instead of watching based MLW
BASED FACE SAMMY
>>12955209I really want sammy + starks
>>12955140Yes
Anthony Bowensetty
>a Jew infiltrates and destroys from the inside outwhat a shocker
>>12955198You think Pac and omega at revolution? Commentary was putting him over
>>12955223Also Based
Based face Sammy. Hope the panda mask comes back
>>12955229This
>>12955217But is it a movie or something?
So is Sammy gonna come out in his Panda armor stuff again?
Took the dogs out during the show earlier, did I miss the 2nd thing MJF did or are they just teasing it?
>>12955220>MLWseason's over already
>>12955098NXT is just as bad but I just prefer this, usually I watch it with my brother and we laugh at how awful it is. Tonight that's not the case and I'm watching it by myself/using it as background noise.
>>12955235kek no
why can't NXT catch a break? they've barely had any posts in the last half hour
>That nintendo controller backpack
lol matt
Is Sammy's contract up?
>>12955223Too much physical charisma for one team.
Sammy redemption arc, hes going to excursion to another company
oh god please keep matt hardy away from good wrestlers like hangman
>Welcome back to the showTO THE BACK>Alright no-TO THE BACKThisparticular moment is WCW lmao
>BASED FACE SAMMYhere comes the panda suit again, anons
>SAMMY TO NU JAMALS CONFIRMED
I do like how AEW does turns where it's not some overdramatic betrayal that comes out of nowhere that ends in a beat down. Hangman Walked down the heel tunnel but I would say he's turned yet.
>>12955235He's said that he stopped using it because it was a PITA to travel with. And now he's got to drag the BTE belt around with him, too.
Wtf Adam how did he outcarny big money Matt
>no more Sammy Hagar
BUT HANGMAN THAT'S ILLEGAL
how many times has Tony interviewed stink by now?
OUT FUCKING PLAYED
>>12955028Nigger, you like working here?
OUTCARNIED BIG DUMMY MATT
>>12955280because baby faces in AEW have some brain cells
>>12955242The dogs are in the enclosed pool area
>Hardy's gimmick is he's Vince McMahon.
I missed what happened between Matt and Adam.
I enjoy aew coming up with creative reasons for a camera man to be hanging around
>>12955283I think this is 3 or 4. I'm sure it's done because Sting likes Tony
>>12955280>>12955284I missed it what did he do?
I hope team Taz doesn't interrupt.
can we just cut this sting bullshit out please
Taz knows if you leave the wrestling arena Sting has no power
>>12955259Doubt it. And if it was, he probably will resign with aew in a heartbeat.
>taz interupts:|
>self aware of the random camera man tropeBASED
I feel like Tony Khan might be an anti-semite
>>12955304>another staredown kek
kek should've done the casket skit
based bodybag dragging gimmick.
>>12955294Matt tried to booze up Hangman in an attempt to get him to sign a contract to work with him. Hangman wasn't nearly drunk enough and pulled out a contract of his own and tricked Matt into signing it
I hope Taz and the gang beats the shit out of Stank
Awful episode.
Silly, Taz. This is how Darby relaxes.
i bet Darby loved getting dragged like that
>>12955304>Interruption leads to a darby stuntsure why not
>Heavily advertise a Sting interview>He gets a syllable out before walking awayTONYYYYYYYYYYY
A lot of hate crimes tonight. Very based episode
>>12955313he got five steps before realizing fuck that
You just know darby brought that up in creative
Darby is gonna die on live TV one of these days
>>12955308thankfully it ends after the PPV
>>12955294>>12955303When Matt turned to talk to the camera Adam threw away the contract that Matt handed him and replaced it with one he had hidden in his coat.
>>12955309Is this like some Crow magic? I what if his power is in the baseball bat?
>>12955324cope
damn he dead, you can't fake that
>>12955303Replaced Matt's contract with his own and got him to sign it.
If darby was black that would be a hate crime LOL
OH SHIT, THEY AREN"T PLAYING STUPID
>>12955016BASED
Why the fuck are there so many bulbasaurs in the commercials?
>>12955336its a taped episode. he wasnt actually in the bag
Copying the Hogan chained to Undertaker's motorcycle spot? Yikes
>>12955293It worked for Brodie. Also, Big Money Matt goes back to his TNA days.
this is how you do a fag drag spot
>>12955338holy fuck I missed it
>>12955336>"Owen was a pussy. THIS is how you do it! Woooooooo...."
>>12955303Hangman swapped out Matt's contract with one of his own while he was talking to the camera guy.
>>12955339yes if you go to a place without rafters or a snow machine Sting instantly loses his power
>>12955347P&P need to gtfo the Inner Circle too.
>>12955347I won't be surprised if PnP breaks off to form a new faction with Sammy
Bros why's every commercial filled with numales and blacks??
I wouldn't get in a body bag ever. That's a bad omen, it invites negative shit
>>12954943bump
>>12955327Considering his hobby is driving '86 Ford Escorts off bridges, this is a zen moment
>>12955324Honestly pretty bad so far but i unironically have hope for the woMEME match to save the show
>>12955358Best I can do right now
>>12955351>he wasnt actually in the bagAnon...
>>12955351Anon we literally saw him in the bag
>>12955371Do you think they bring her over full time or will it only be for the tourney? A joshi that drops f bombs on TV would be kino.
>>12955366because rent's cheap in your head
>>12955366Just get the Fire Tv AEW subscription bro.
>>12955351he literally was, kek
lmao the bit with marvez showing up everywhere is pretty funny
>Sting is in hot pursuit>slowly walks off camera
>Marvez showing up at the golf courseHardest working interviewer in the biz.
Kenny Omega reminds me more and more of Diddy
So I just started the show. Why is Tony claiming that Joey is a star in AEW? I really hate when they do this obviously bad faith stuff. Everyone knowd he's not a star.
>>12955366it's what (((they))) want
Just when you didn't think Twinkletoes could get any gayer... AEW does it again. REST THE COUNTER
it is short stack bylat jersey time
>>12955383>>12955378>>12955392The iq of aewtists kek
I legit want this midget to plant her butthole on my nose
>>12955407All the young people are playing golf lately.
THUNDAROSA!!!!!!!!!
Legit Smol
LEGITELYA
>>12955400Diddy Kong?
Has anyone here ever gotten a session with Rossa?
>>12955414are you stupid? darby's head was literally poking out of the bodybag, they zipped it up and drove off all in the same take
I am incredibly attracted to Thunder Rosa.
there's something very sexual about Thunder Rosa
mmmmm Rosa mmm latina
>>12955424MYBITCH!!!
Thunder Rosa makes me coom
>>12955387>NOOO youre not allowed to see patterns rent free!!
This is unironically going to be the best match on the card.
>>12955413She needs a gimmick.
how to get 4'9" power gf?
>>12955413>Short Staxk BlyatKEK
This match is gonna cum.
>>12955384she confirmed she's joining
The only good match in all of AEW.
>>12955428Biggie Smalls hanger on Diddy formerly Puff Daddy/Puff Diddy/P Diddy/Brotherly Love
she smol
>you know what men really want to watch in a wimmin's match?>them bitching loudly>not bra and panties>not qt tomboys>some spic screeching unintelligibly
>>12955444Shooters don't need gimmicks.
Russian PAWG midget saves show
>>12955449Is R Truth writing her promos? Hope she is as good on the mic as she is on twitter.
is rosa signed?
Someone should teach Leyla to run off the middle rope instead of the top rope. She's small enough to do it well like Rey Misterio
Is tonight the night /our/ lil midge with the heart of gold gets a big win?
>>12955432worked
Grappling and mat work in full effect
I want Rosa vs Taynara
>>12955479Is that David Robinson?
>>12955451>muh hole
>>12955473yes, to NWA
>>12955488I want Rosa and Shanna vs TayJay
>>12955488>wants to die coomingmy man
There's still time to post your predictions for the main eventWinner gets an sparring session with Thunder Rosa
>>12955473Still under contract with NWA.
>>12955474The problem is the one teaching everyone is Dustin and Qt when it should be anyone else
>>12955492Keeping it sports related
Womens wrestling is a joke lmao
>>12955509Are they provably bad teachers?
Thunder rosa has a great body. Too bad about the face
"If someone tried to steal your butterfinger..."I'd accuse the closest bulbasaur
>>12955477sorry bro, this is a ROSA board
>>12955505Thunder Rosa with a Krippling Klit Krusher.
>>12955530would date
Rosa's strikes always look stiff af
>>12955490This shit again.
>>12955477Rosa is going to win. There is zero chance short stack wins.
Nice moonsault
>>12955531Did Bart Simpson think this way?
>>12955314he's of pakistani descent of course he is
Is Rosa really hurt?
>>12955529Just paint all her face.
I was way too stoned for that. Dude said he was gonna make the other guy his bitch
>>12955643He's a real jungle boy
>using KENTAs theme BASED
KENTA's theme sucks
Is that hideo itami from nxt
Thank you based Tony for keeping Kenta's NJPW theme.
>>12955676It's alright
>>12955472they are going to make a faction with maki, lance, chris brookes and jake the snakeeven if she is just a shitposter she'll have jake to carry her
>>12955710AEW needs a shitposter in the women's division.
Great main event
>>12954943So as someone who watched AEW for the first time, if you don't count the research I did before hand, I have two things to say.1. I want to pick Leyla up and place her in my pocket.2. That main event was more entertaining than anything I've seen in a while.
gay main event
>>12956258Why
Completely horrendous episode. Easily one of the worst.
>>12956308t. NXT fan
>>12956303not enough magic and 13 year olds to entertain the e-pedo
>>12956251Welcome brother.
>>12956308May I ask why?
The last match was awesome
>>12956333It had no good parts and all bad parts.
>>12956336One of the little things I saw that tickled me was when Kenta ran towards the rope after his punches didn't effect Lance. Kenta had this look "oh fugg" on his face.
>>12956361That's vague. Were the matches bad? Were the talking segments bad? Why did you dislike them? I found them to be entertaining. Though Darby's little booty getting dragged off in a body bag there was a little out there but I'm sure Sting will save him.
>>12954943Jericho must be glad that he got hit in the head with that.. thing. So he didn't have to do the lionsault.
Anyone else watching the rerun of AEW?