>>12957270
>Kwindowtreehousepirateship vs treeladderasterisktwistylasso3
And people give WWE shit for shortening Matt Riddles name....

me: *hasn't watched a single one of their matches*

Based me

>>12957270
What's their feud about?

>>12957628
who's the chinkiest

>>12957628
Who's the better fake tough guy

>>12957738
Kek based

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>>12957270
>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas (before COVID)
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー

>>12957738
>>12958964
fuck off. you know nothing if you think suzuki is a fake tough guy. idiot.

>>12959008
Worked

All their singles matches are great familia

>>12958996
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO