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Beast story times. Personal adventures, thoughts or stories, take your moral stances and shove them up your ass, you probably just ate a bacon double cheeseburger so don't lecture me on animal rightsSo my wife and I were both into beast before we met. We actually bonded by sending smutt to each other and then it got progressively more weird until we both were like "wait, you're into that too?!?" and it grew from there. Long story short we got a house, some dogs, indulged our vices (ethically of course) and here we are. AMA.Some opening answersNormally I just fuck the wife after the dog, sloppy seconds is so fucking hot. Normally he hops up, dumps in cum and then fucks off. The dog (which we will call D) never really figured out doggy style, so her usual method is to get on the edge of the couch and have him ram in and kinda hold him there in a diet missionary position. His cock is actually kinda large, he's a shepherd type build around 70 pounds and his cock is around 7" before the knot. Knot is bigger than a baseball but she's never been able to take it inside. She has blown him and taken him vaginally many times, never anal. There is something so hot about having her call me down with a very cum filled cunt and I just slide in, dump my load also and then resume whatever game I was playing.I have been fucked by D twice and blew him a couple of times. In short, not really my thing, just didn't do much for me. Though one of the times I did blow him I really fucked with it, but that's a very rare type of event. It's mainly hers.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>944829709can't unsee
>>944837693But to they like to be touched? She seems like she really wants it.
>>944838555.moe deleted zoo
you misunderstand. the system is deterministic, it ends here. i know you misunderstand because i misunderstood until minutes ago. i understand your understanding, and your lack of understanding. you only understand what you understand. you think you're a genius because you have essentially infinite (asymptotic) economic/social advantage. i don't think i'm a genius. the playing field always levels, this is analagous to heat death. i'm already like 5 dimensions away lolissa tough onebut asymptotic advantage is infinitely less than infinite advantage lolist kein problem
>>944841248it's actually bloomer propaganda. Except it's not propagandapropaganda is for losers
>>944839064You mistake mathematics for reality, and you believe in layered "dimensionality" instead of one unifying radial field.You're certainly not smart. You should re-think your stance, or study logic and systems and the greater universe before until you know how to think.
>>944839440>440botposting and a few anons chiming in to call bs on this thread
Busty Babes Edition
>>944840784Right, let’s see her
I see you like my ex op
>>944840360horseface
Good Morning man.Don't Kill Yourself.Have a good day.
>>944837957The trans discord hasnt woken up yet anon, no need to be on suicide watch
>>944839778>frogs, logs, and Josh niggersNothing new to see here, go back to pReddit.
>>944840231>Praise Odin!Praise Odin.
Rate this asshole
>>944841776Id fuck it.
>>944841776Looks delicious
I will start
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>>944842166omg you mean two pol discord spammers posted next to each other? amazing
>be massive caffeine junkie>12 cups of coffee a day>need to cut back>start ordering half caff>i'll drink 12 cups a day, still, i'll just get half the caffeine>box of 72 half caff k-cups arrives in mail>go through it in 3 days>order another box>go through it in 3 days once againComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>944841862i think that only works if you are 100% convinced it's caffeinated. your brain isn't that easy to trick, if you know it's decaf the placebo effect either won't be there at all or it won't be nearly as strong
>>944842155i used to drink 18 beers a day, i'd say i picked a better thing to drink all the time
>>944841996tea has about half the caffeine of coffee so what i'm doing isn't much different
Tribs thread forever
>>944841721>>944841785
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>>944842193New
Girls that deserve worship (IRLs, celebs, tiktokers, etc)
>>944842064>>944841454>>944841436
I don't remember from where I saved it might not on be from here. Anyway I love you please find more
Anyone own her nudes?
>Get reincarnated after dying>body swap successfulWhat would you do anon?
>>944841458>>944841787Thank you! I didn't finish the translation at all, but glad there are people willing to read it.Probably within 3 days everywhere, I just need to finish it!A fucking gem though.If you're impatient, here's the raw:nhentainet/g/616609/32/
This story is a mine gold, I really don't know how Low got that good cuz his other stories are just meh, but man this one lmaooo
>>944841972
Why do I love penis so much?
>>944836959Cus ur a dumb faggot.Oh yeah, kill yourself.
>>944836959Gay
God I hate this place so fucking much.
is it just me that loves leaking cum
>>944838702No it’s as nature intended
You look malnourished, let me fix that!
>>944828837Will you?
*plop*
>>944838714Fizz fizz
