If it werent for the inventions of white men we wouldnt be having this conversation.Allow that porcelain fixture to enter your domecile.Le plebbit spacing to piss off the whiners.
>>939612331Yes my name is Vinny and yes I'm both Canadian and homeless.
>>939612411Yeah, I know you constantly post the same cringu bullshit every day. Proud of you for not being a namefag anymore though, its a step in the right direction of admitting that on 4chan you are and will always be nobody. No run on back to your discord group and let them know their forced "josh" memes are going to fail the same way log posting does.
>>939612580Cool. I could use the salt on my sidewalk this winter. Canada gets cold in the winter. Keep replying.
Post female buttholes only. Preferably public or OC
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>>939607069I'm going to be a bit harsh here but this is pretty much the only thread I've seen that's actually worthwhile
Why am I aroused all the time, it literally inhibits every moment of my daily life. What should I do?
>>939610031>>939610125Sounds like a pain in the ass
>>939610165Only if you start taking dicks. You could just be a transbian as well.
>>939609772Go on sniffles and find some "DL" or "discreet" bro who will be your on-call cocksucker. Maybe find 2 or 3. And then fuck their faces all the time and go do normal shit when you're not fucking their faces. There's plenty of guys who'll service you with no strings attached whenever you need it. Let me know if you're in Omaha and I'll send you my profile link.
Why does this trigger incels?
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you deserve all the bbc spam
>>939610885you deserve all the cancer you'll get
>>939610885How are they so big? Seriously ..
>>939612040You deserve to have it rammed up your ass.
why's he such a bigotvwhen he's a faggot in private
>>939612336who is he?
>>939612478some faggot attention whore
Share your gay experiences. Bonus points for stories about meeting older men as a young twink
>>939611109Contone night my high school gf and I were at a party playing pong senior year (all 18 at this point) and he showed up. Him and I started talking and I told my girlfriend we were gonna go role a blunt. She didn’t smoke weed so she was like kk I’m gonna stay down here and hang, all good.We went to one of the bedrooms to roll up a joint, door was closed and he mentioned if I remembered what we used to do in middle school, I told him yes and I specifically remember him not letting me make him cum back then, kind of teased him (he said he wanted a girl to make him cum for his first time so he wouldn’t be gay, lmao at that logic) that he left me hanging all of those years. He’d make me cum but when I tried to return the favor he’d refuse.That’s when he was like well, I won’t leave you hanging now if you’re still curious. Tbh I hadn’t really thought about cock in a few years, but the second he said that a switch flipped and I remembered how horny we used to get messing around. I was like I’m down, but bro my girlfriend is right downstairs. He just locked the door, pulled down his pants and his dick was already hard.It was wayyy bigger than I remember. Like 7.5” hard easily, circumcised, slightly curved to the left side just like I remembered. He was pretty well trimmed which was nice because I’m not a huge fan of pubes. I had him lay down on the bed and started teasing him, I was nervous at first hadn’t done anything with a guy since him and I were like 13, so started by teasing his frenulum. Spit in my hand and started rubbing his tip super lightly, had him squirming in under 60 seconds.
>>939611170FinHe was already edging at this point I could tell from the precum and how his dick was pulsing when I’d let go, so I was like well it’s now or never, fuck it, and put his tip in my mouth, licking off the precum. I didn’t really have any idea what I was doing at this point, so I asked him to guide my head and gave him the OK to thrust a bit. He wanted to test my gag reflex a bit, so he tried going a bit deeper and I started gagging, so he slowed down a bit. He asked if I was okay and I said yeah, let’s keep trying I want to make you cum.He had me adjust my position a bit, get on the other side of him so his cock was curving more towards the bottom of my throat and tried again with way more success. After about a minute of him slowly going deeper, I asked him to go full throttle. Managed to get him in my throat for all of half a second at one point. After that he got into a rhythm, I laid my head in his crotch and he was thrusting his dick into my mouth while holding my head still, at that point I could feel him getting super hard and could taste his precum, so I started to stroke his balls and that sent him. He barely got out the word “cum” through his panting, right as he said it he started shooting ropes. It was intense, I didn’t realize it was going to be so warm lol. He was shooting like 2 ropes a second, twitching like crazy and I was doing my best to keep it all in my mouth. He came for a good 15 seconds, I tried swallowing it all but a lot had leaked out onto his shaft, so I cleaned him up. Whole ordeal lasted like 15 minutes from when we left my girlfriend downstairs to me licking the remaining cum off his balls. Went back downstairs like nothing happened, made out with my girlfriend and then fucked her when we were home and I came so fucking hard lolDidn’t have any more experience with cock until sophomore year of college, had a crazy girlfriend who loved domming and had a gay friend we’d involve sometimes
>30 yo bi-curious faggotLately I started having all these gay fantasies and consuming gay porn, so I decided to act on it. Last year I finally got the courage and met up with this dude, mid 40s, neat looking, 4-5 inch cock.He's married and likes to fool around with guys. I went to his house, my heart almost bursting out of my chest , we shook hands, and we sat down on his bed. He was very kind, gentle and supportive, saying we don't need to do anything if I am not ready. We slowly got naked, and we started jerking each other off. I was surprised how natural his cock felt in my hand and before I knew it I just went in for the suck, him getting hard in my mouth.I absolutely loved how a cock felt in my mouth, got hard too. I sucked him off for a while, then he was really eager to blow me when he saw how hard I got. I gotta say, dude knew how to suck a dick. He wanted me to fuck him in the ass, so we got a condom and lube and tried, but my dick was too thick for him so we abandoned it.We went to the bathroom, I sucked him off a bit more then we both came, me in his mouth, him on my chestComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>939611084Clogger.In u're throte
>>939611084You have a dick like that you're basically a god.
Does anyone else find themselves attracted to a family member (cousin for example) specifically one that you rarely see, and you're like "holy fuck I wish I could fuck them so bad." But once you meet them again irl, all that lust kinda fades away?Anyways, share pictures like picrel (specifically animated stuff)
>>939612088No. But thats cus I have no attractive family I guess.
> the man was robbed of clothes by two other men for throwing trash in the woods and they made him walk home naked
>>939610334You don't know anything about me anon.
>>939609961the millionth repost. grats
>>939609961Lol
I'm confused and i do not know how to feel...
>>939607678YWNBAW
>>939607950how did you know i was trans...
>>939610749You're here and you're confused about something. It's the most likely explanation.
Moms you want to see get molested in public by a large group brutally
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>>939609075i'm gonna be honest, i don't know what to say. i think you'll be ok, but i'm not sure.nah, not really. i've talked to a lot of people in the same position as i am, and i just want to help
i love to be part of the solutionYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>939609075no it doesn't
Lately I've been watching a lot of anal masturbation videos to masturbate and after watching all those videos I started to think very seriously if I could start using my anus to satisfy myself but I don't know how to start so I'm asking here how to start with this, things like what I should wear, how well washed my anus has to be, how to make it dilate, if it's going to hurt, etc.
Buy an enema, water lube, and a vibrator on amazon. Then get in the shower and have fun :D
>>939607629Beginners guide to safe effective anal cleaning:Go buy an enema bulb. You can buy them at most pharmacies like cvs or Walgreens and obviously online. You can also use a disposable enema bottle but don't use the stuff that comes in it. I recommend using distilled water or heavily filtered water (like reverse osmosis) with about two thirds of a tablespoon of pure salt dissolved in it (homemade saline solution). Tap water may have contaminants that you wouldn't want in your bowels and the salt prevents damage to intestinal lining. I usually prep a couple liters of this saline before hand. Immediately after pooping normally spray an entire enema bulb of saline up your butt and hold it in for a while (5-10 minutes) and then poop that out. Repeat until water comes out clean. For me its usually three to five times. Ideally wait a bit after this for any excess water to come down and if you aren't passing anything else jump in the shower and do a quick test run with a toy or whatever to make sure the coast is clear. For me im usually squeaky clean for at least two hours past this point. Your mileage may vary.
>>939607629Bump for useful info. Men and women both enjoy butt sex. Everyone benefits. Some other recommendations of mine: if you're going to have sex with an actual person I always recommend condoms for anal. Aside from potential disease issues its just safer for the top. No matter how much you clean a butt is still a butt. Its not the safest environment for long term exposure to someone elses genitals. Infections and other gross things may occur. Also I don't recommend ass to mouth stuff. It may sound hot in your head but just don't. At least wipe off first but ideally soap and water and most importantly URINATE AFTER YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN AN ASS. Clears your urethra out.
