Lately I've been watching a lot of anal masturbation videos to masturbate and after watching all those videos I started to think very seriously if I could start using my anus to satisfy myself but I don't know how to start so I'm asking here how to start with this, things like what I should wear, how well washed my anus has to be, how to make it dilate, if it's going to hurt, etc.
Buy an enema, water lube, and a vibrator on amazon. Then get in the shower and have fun :D
>>939607629Beginners guide to safe effective anal cleaning:Go buy an enema bulb. You can buy them at most pharmacies like cvs or Walgreens and obviously online. You can also use a disposable enema bottle but don't use the stuff that comes in it. I recommend using distilled water or heavily filtered water (like reverse osmosis) with about two thirds of a tablespoon of pure salt dissolved in it (homemade saline solution). Tap water may have contaminants that you wouldn't want in your bowels and the salt prevents damage to intestinal lining. I usually prep a couple liters of this saline before hand. Immediately after pooping normally spray an entire enema bulb of saline up your butt and hold it in for a while (5-10 minutes) and then poop that out. Repeat until water comes out clean. For me its usually three to five times. Ideally wait a bit after this for any excess water to come down and if you aren't passing anything else jump in the shower and do a quick test run with a toy or whatever to make sure the coast is clear. For me im usually squeaky clean for at least two hours past this point. Your mileage may vary.
>>939607629Bump for useful info. Men and women both enjoy butt sex. Everyone benefits. Some other recommendations of mine: if you're going to have sex with an actual person I always recommend condoms for anal. Aside from potential disease issues its just safer for the top. No matter how much you clean a butt is still a butt. Its not the safest environment for long term exposure to someone elses genitals. Infections and other gross things may occur. Also I don't recommend ass to mouth stuff. It may sound hot in your head but just don't. At least wipe off first but ideally soap and water and most importantly URINATE AFTER YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN AN ASS. Clears your urethra out.
Thoughts on how I look?
>>939612360Timestamp or that's not you.
ITT: Whiteoid getting what they deserve
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Cel
>>939612120Thank you I will! Her body is incredible
God damn, Sunny Lane is still fine as hell.
When these people wake up in the morning. The first thing they think is "How can I brainwash white women today to have sex with black men". They live and breathe this stuff. It's all they do 24/7. It's what they revolve their entire lives and existence around. Every single Goldberg, Cohen, Levy, Katz, Weinstein, and Friedman is in on this. Literally every single one of their advertisements, productions, movies, TV shows, commercials, etc. pushes this. Women follow trends so it's only going to get worse. There is no true love here, just brainwashing and Satanism.
>>939611593Solution: ditch white women. Latinas and Asians are better in every way imaginable
>>939611593OP is mentally ill
>>939611844Noticing trends is "mentally ill"? Get real
>>939594208Top middle
>>939609495She hacked em off. Realized she didn't get as much attention on social media, so then got a really really bad boob job
remember those 'whack your X' flash games where you can kill your boss or teacher and stuff?
It might well be the case that Liberals possess the same amount of total empathy as Conservatives do, but they give this empathy to meaningless things like trees, rocks, refugees, criminals, etc. I'm not saying that Liberals don't love their families, but the love they have for their families is minuscule in comparison to their love of all things that are foreign. With Conservatives its the complete opposite way around. A Conservative will look at a Moon rock as a neat thing, but they would NEVER value that rock more than their own families. That's the difference in how Liberals and Conservatives view the world.
>>939609852This is the dumbest bait
>>939609962Anyone I fuck. That includes your dad.
>>939609920>I love when the anti-science party takes a scientific study they don't understand and tries to use it to back their points because they were told that it did.
>>9396121144chan niggas cannot comprehend seeing an average looking woman and not get lustful over her
>>939598140>Anything that hurts my feels is fakeShut up chomo lover
>>939598035Time for another Trump Defender post
I kinda like this nigga's voice/accent ngl.
Repost your favourite women you’ve saved from b recently
>>939609103Find anything on the bikini pic?
>>939608684still there?
Feeling cute. Might send the national guard into Chicago later. IDK.Oh and let me save you some time. I'm deffo boris, cleetus, ivan, russian bot, random ass namefag, bigot, rayciss, nazi and 100% Proud Amerifat Chud.LoL. *sips shrimp flavored borscht with a splash of vodka just for funsies*
>>939611930IDK. Just grab a seasoning packet from a ramen noodle. Actually tried borsht just out of curiosity. It was only beets and onions and sadness that was begging for some seared lamb or crumbled hamburger or something.
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>>939612181I dont care for either option but thanks for playing. Also no matter who you vote for, your government is peppered with juden. Biden's cabinet was full of juden. Same with Bush, Reagan, O'Bummer, etc.
Early morning tx sluts thread
Bump
I have been wanting to ask this girl out for a while similar to picture. She works at a cash register. Should I just do it? And fuck it if she says no?
>>939607687How are you going to ask her out? Have you actually had a few short conversations in passing with her? Do you know any of her hobbies?How much luck do you usually have with women? I'm asking these questions for a reason. I used to be a kind of a man hoe until a few years ago when I got married, so I'm one of the few guys on here that has a fairly high body count (~56-62 women. You lose track after a certain number)
>>939610275>No one in their right mind will say “yes” to go out when they don’t even know the other person beforehand.>No one in their right mindThis is a super important thing to remember when it comes to real life or bullshit pickup videos you see online. If someone says yes and they dont even know you, does that sound like a quality girl? She's probably insane, or acting for a video and saying yes was part of the script.
>>939610275>>939611873Yea OP, i would hope this is kinda implicit with the "ask her" comments, you gotta at least have some rapport built up, ideally at least some hint of her enjoying your presence
Nuck figgers
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>>939611850Notice the niggers behind him not doing anything about it
