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I think I just pulled a cute blonde zoomette who works at a drive thru I go to frequently. I'm 35 years old. What do I do now bros?
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pluck all of your grey pubes if she sees your gone grey downstairs it'll remind her of fucking her drunk disgusting dads
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>>944252964NINI FUHA
>>944252964ni ni
I wish to be metapotent, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting when I wake up tomorrow morning.Your fortune: Good Luck
I'm the boss. This is champagne. Merry Christmas.
3rd one down is peak
>>944252383Yeah, that's about where I prefer.
Rolled 2 (1d8)I'll roll for the boobs my next girlfriend will have.
>>944252851Collective Soul - Heavy
Sorrow - Pink Floydhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ATfbYXqpcI'll show meself to bed now.
can't bring meself to post echoes to this faggot thread
Are my lips weird?
>>944251213This
agreed. they should wear lip gloss.
>>944245190Lookin good, Ole.
If you took the experimental gene therapy bioweapon you have 8 hours left to live.
>>944252042Drinking straws that last.
>>944251190oh thank god fuck this gay earth
What do you call this body type?
>>944251710Obese
Perfect
>>944252976Woah
I brought my daughter to a work event as my plus one. It was a charity night: dinner and dance. At the dance, my 62 year old boss who owns the company introduced himself and danced with her. When we were leaving he asked her to be his date for another function im not invited to. I was shocked. She didnt know what to do, she said yes. Tell me what going to happen and what he's going to do to her
>>944251301Ok 435tgreg_11982
>>944247460
>>944252002Fuck thank you
Anime girls you have fapped the most to
loli thread
my dick’s never been near it
>>944251191no idea, i just found it on some Russian sex toy site through Yandex because Google Images refused to say what it really wasi would imagine it's silicone with reasonable elasticity since it doesn't appear to be adjustibleit's probably meant to fit around your cock and balls
>>944245617She's a woman. She ain't got shit to take.
>>944252226>She's a woman. She ain't got shit to take.the only exception is, like, a woman anesthesiologist, but she'd never marry anyone who made less money than her, so she'd still be the one taking in a divorce
The past is the past....
Eventually her cock just had to be plugged at all times or else her hot semen will just spill out endlessly.The end.
>>944252987i would gladly take the place of the plug i'm bi!
His bitchmade bipedal bumblebee brocade?
>>944251546
>>944251630May I save this sire?
>>944252013Save if you dare.
NIGGERS AND TRANNIES LOOP DEE LOOP
>>944251674Shut the fuck up. Spammers don't get to mouth off here.
>>944251834So...No proof?Uh oh
>>944251834>Spammers don't get to mouYes they do. Open wide.