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I'm losing my mind bros, 2-3 years ago when i looked a lot worse (not buff, no abs, acne, non-lean face), i somehow could land at least 2 dates every week. Fast forward to now, for some fucking reason i can't get matches or likes at all???

wtf is going on am i that chopped or did something happen
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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXO
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There are three ways to play Tinder.
One is not giving a fuck and swiping right to everything. This at first sounds like the most efficient because you do it in 2 minutes until you run out of likes and whoever swiped on you will inecitably match. However, this is the most inefficient one because the algorithm pushes you down and you don't appear to many women because that way they can slowly give you matches over time to keep you hooked.
The second one is playing the algorithm. I have observed that when you don't log in to the app for two-three days, they start showing you to people until you get a like so they can send you a notification. If you then connect to the app and start swiping chances are you will get the match very quickly. Then you use all your swipes and quit the app for a couple days once more. This is the most time efficient way without paying.
The third and most efficient way is paying. They want you to pay, and if you do, they try to make you feel that it's worth it so you get hooked and stay paying. When you pay they push you up and show you to a ton of women and you will get quite a few matches that way. You also get the other features like super likes and all that bullshit, which I do not reccomend using because women will get turned off if they realize you're paying for fucking tinder.
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>>939233783
lies i paid and it did jack shit
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I've never used tinder. Girls mostly pick you. It's up to you to be not an idiot. So they're probably going to pick any idiot anyway. That means your chances are pretty good if you in the idiot lottery. You tried one that wash her hands a lot, females have smaller fingers you can probably use one of them to pick your nose. I'd just try to make sure she's washing her hands first before you do that. Kinda like a stop hitting yourself and they're like we no it's gross.
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>>939233929
5 foot what?

I was friends with a guy who when he saw I had like 4 tinder matches he started seething and crashed the fuck out, gained like 140 lbs, and would just get this pissy look on his face when I was around. He paid for tinder and I didn’t. He also had a hot af gf who “mutually broke up” with him because she didn’t want to marry him.

So fucked, I was griping about my now x gf being annoying and he burst out loudly “you should be grateful!” In a room full of people, like 20+ people, And then fast walked out of the room.

He was like 5’11” and you could tell that he spent a good chunk of his day thinking about height. I’ve always been tall, I don’t even think about it at all.
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Honestly Tinder has been shit recently. I haven't got a match there for a month or so now, while on other apps like Bumble I'm pulling solid babes regularly. Plus Tinder is swarmed with bots, pajeets and pajeet bots. Switch apps and you'll see the improvement.
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>>939231367
>land at least 2 dates

you weren't LANDING anything. you were a free meal at a restaurant, or a ticket to an entertainment venue to whores that never let you fuck them. now you're too shit of a person for them to even go through the trouble of interacting with you to use you.
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>>939236210
>you weren't LANDING anything. you were a free meal at a restaurant, or a ticket to an entertainment venue to whores that never let you fuck them. now you're too shit of a person for them to even go through the trouble of interacting with you to use you.

literally projecting, we always split 50/50 out on dates, and i got to fuck them still



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