Nigger

Bruh... We got picked up by my parents, nobody saw my neck full of hickeys because I had the hood of my hoodie up. Then in the car my sis is like "Take that off you stupid Eskimo" and then screams "HENRI WHAT IS THAAAAAT" as she pulls down the hood... and there it was on full display. My mom instantly starts to troll saying "Ruadhán, what did you do to my poor son???". He starts to throw a laughing fit. My brothers and sisters (yes I got FOUR annoying co-spawns) start laughing even harder with my younger brother yelling "Someone has gotten some ACTION!!!!" and the last thing I see before pulling the hood back over my head and burying my face in my legs is my dad facepalming and saying "This will be a long day huh..."

I'M COOKED

>>939363386
Lol you're toast.

>>939364372
Yeah they keep poking and pinching my neck. But at least we're having a good time.

>>939363386
hehe if he gets too cocky just tell everyone what you did to him to make him do that ;)

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ew. work

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It’s okay to be gay

>>939367310
thank you so much :) it really does still help to hear sometimes
how are you doing today anon?

Good morning

>>939367499
good morning! ∩^ω^∩

>>939367904
Hey anon, hope you’re doing well today.

>>939367982
i’m doing good! how are you? :)
i’m feeling like a kitty i need someone to paw at

>>939367088
Hehehe that already happened. My older sis opened her snapchat and said "Come on Henriiii show your neck again" and Ruadhán already said "You should see what he did to me arse!" And I freaked out thinking he was ACTUALLY gonna show it but he just said "He wrote "Property off Henri de la (Surname)" on it." And then my parents started debating who raised me that way. It's great that we can laugh about the image of my innocence in this family has been COMPLETELY destroyed in the span of a week. Boy.
>>939367165
Is he shidding in his hand?
>>939367310
LET'S REJOICE WITH THE BOYS
>>939367499
AYYYYY KURLEE

>>939368232
You may paw at me because I've been naughty. Scratch the hands that caused all this xD

>>939368238
Woops mistake
"...That we can laugh about it but* the image..."

>>939368232
>>939368238
Hello Luxemboy glad you’re having a great time with your folks.
Also I’d definitely take care of you kitty anon give you plenty of scratches and pets

>>939368238
i love how open you are with your family, your dynamic seems so silly and fun :) don’t worry, you’re still an innocent boy, just having fun

>>939368326
(*'▽'*) good because my need to destroy is so pent up right now
*SCRATCH SCRATCH SLAP* meow

>>939368468
can you scratch behind my ear and my tummy pls :D

>>939368714
I would love to make you all warm and fuzzy. Cute kitty anon.

>>939368468
Yeah I overheard my parents and mom said "I've never seen Henri so happy before" and dad leaned back saying "And the other four seem quite content too. Ain't that all we ever wanted?"

Makes me think back of that time I broke the news that I was dating Ruadhán and saying that they might be disappointed if I don't give them grandchildren. And then mom said "What would be the point of demanding grandchildren if we couldn't even make our own child happy? Besides, just let time tell its tale. If you think otherwise in 10 years and decide to adopt a child, it'll be our grandchild all the same. And if not, will, then not." And even then I still have 4 straight siblings that will probably breed one day. So yeah. Nothing to worry about :)

>>939368674
Yeah it makes me sad that it can't be like that everywhere. But there's only one way to make that happen: by not giving up and spreading the love.
>>939368701
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SKIN CAME OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>939368833
Well* not will. Jeez I need to slow down typing xD

>>939361850
aww, this thread is so warm and fuzzy.

>>939368833
Hmm honestly I wish I could have something like that. I hope I can one day though I’m getting up there in age. Even if my parents wouldn’t accept it I just want to have that little slice of heaven.

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>>939368832
mmm you’d make me fall asleep in your lap (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

>>939368968
you’ll get it someday Curly. and i hope i will someday too :)

>>939368953
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

>>939368870
you’re so positive it’s spread to me :3 and sawwyyyy i feel really destructive rn

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR KEEPING ME COMPANY IT MEANS MORE THAN YOU KNOW (*'▽'*)

>>939368968
I'm not saying it *will* happen, but maybe it can. I've seen people turn around. My bf's parents did. My friend did. But there's not a single thing on the world that everybody can agree to. Even if you say that shit smells and tastes horrible, there's always a German ready to disagree with you. So while we do need to spread positivity, it has no use to only celebrate once we've "converted" the whole world. Because we never will. And we don't have to. As long as we have our friends and each other to pull us through. Blood-family is very great if they're on the same page, will never deny that, but sometimes found-family is what completes us.

>>939369371
Yeah maybe one day I can hold a cute guy up and just have him wrap his legs around my waist and just stay like that for awhile and just kiss.

>>939369865
and maybe someday i’ll have a big strong loving man to wrap my legs around as he lifts me and carries me around as we kiss <3

>>939369556
Here's some good music to destroy shit to:
https://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdM

https://youtu.be/rmFWsIIuMbA

https://youtu.be/vlgiWBCbCJk

>>939370275
Damn you got really good taste.
Especially with cannibal corpse.
I enjoy a lot of Cradle of Filth.
https://youtu.be/ktbxYNGjqbY?si=TVG8xtSWkPDOWp8q
https://youtu.be/lVlkl2kadoE?si=rEGUivAVFQdlE2ZI

>>939370138
Maybe one day <3

>>939370433
Oooo yes. I saw there was drama about two band members being fired but I don't really care about celebrity drama lol. Yeah I used to be an angsty teen. I think my mom was much more shocked when I once came home with my hair sprayed black than when I told her that I'm bi ultrakek. But I'm never doing that again. It was just spray so it went away quickly but I got like...something inbetween strawberry blonde and honey blonde. Fits me better than black but I just wanted to be an edgy 15 year old back then x)

>>939370433
Also, did you know they covered Annihilator? https://youtu.be/TZqSzGZ7Jv0
https://youtu.be/pTYHYglem-M

Annihilator always brings back great memories. Went to see them in Belgium. Got caught in the middle of a moshpit and bruised my ribs and dislocated my shoulder. Still had the time of my life. I really should have eaten my veggies when I was a kid... Being small can be quite the hassle sometimes...

I'm not really gay, but I kinda want to know what twink butt feels like.

>>939370690
Yeah to be honest I don’t keep up to date on their personal affairs either. I was never super edgy just a big stoner that was into heavy metal and techno(Still am btw)Also wow that sounds like a beautiful hair color. Hmm I would come out as bi but I don’t that would help much in my case. I would say the most edgy thing I did was collect swords and knives.

>>939370855
My butt is soft as fucccccccccccc and round, albeit small
>>939370923
Oo damn. I am scared of knives but love the way they look!

>>939371025
But how’s it taste?

>>939370844
Yeah I actually knew about Annihilator first was probably my first thrash band I found and have loved ever since.
I’m so jealous you got to see them in concert. I would’ve loved to mosh.
Probably my favorite album is Schizo Deluxe.

>>939371175
Omg I asked my bf and he said it tastes like "A mix of ball-sweat and hair removal cream, but without any hint of the forbidden chocolate" XDDDD I'M FUCKING DEAD. At least it means I prep well? :')

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>>939371337
I also notice that the more I speak with him, the more I start to mimic his Irish accent. Half a year ago my English accent sounded horribly Fr*nch but now I asked him "Bae wat does me arse taeste like?" And at first he thought I was taking the piss out of his accent but it's really just happening subconciously.

>>939371582
Ahh super cute.

>>939371337
BALL SWEAT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>939371923
I don't know how I do it man. My upper body is basically always in full climate control, almost never sweat, but my balls are a fucking pool.

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>>939372054
dw that’s hot as hell
i’m sweaty all over honestly ಠ_ಠ but i weirdly get complimented on how i smell a lot

37 y/o anon from nyc here. Married and with a child. I never hated gay people. Mybe those super annoying, over touching and acting types but im sure they are universally disliked.... but i just want to say as im sick in bed reading random shit on 4chan. I came across this thread and my lord is it wholesome. It makes me feel thankfull i never had to hide my gfs or worry about getting caught with anything. I also see many different wave lengths of people who care about what others think to not so much here. Alot of you guys seem chill. God bless and i hope that what ever your after in life, you get.

Sincerely,
A strait white guy from nyc.

>>939372452
Haha I once asked Ruadhán which cologne he uses and it turned out he'd just been drinking a lot. Eau de Bushmills xD

>>939372601
Thanks straight guy. And I can get it. Sometimes the overly sassy and camp personalities also bother me. The types with a hundred genders and political extremism can be exhausting. I just wanna love my boy and live my life. That all.

>>939372601
aww that is so sweet thank you so much anon! <3
>>939372713
this 100%

>>939372054
*SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*

>>939363386
>4 siblings
Bro, 1 sister was hellish, feels bad for you

>>939373089
tell me about it
i love her but can’t handle another one

>>939370855
Pretty nice, not much different of girls butts

>>939373009
AYOOOOOO HOW DID YOU GET IN MY UNDERWEAR???!!!
>>939373089
Oh nah, I love them to pieces and they've been great friends! Got an equal distribution of a younger bro and sis (twins) and an older bro and sis (not twins). Well, I did have a lot of playfights with my older brother that drove my mom insane (we would actually throw chairs at each other for fun)... But I never had any real issues with them. I didn't have a lot of friends in school (though the ones I did have were real homies) so coming home to 4 friends was always cool and never made me feel lonely.

>>939373127
>i love her
I Love mine too, but i can barely deal with one, 4 are a nightmare scenario

>>939373270
aww that’s sweet :) me and my bro and sis get along too, and i miss being kids and getting into trouble together. they’re a bit closer in age then me, i’m oldest, and they’d play tricks and booby traps on me lol. now me and my bro pick on our sister all the time like big bros should do hehe
i do wish i had a big bro though, being the oldest is so tiring having to be in charge ಠ_ಠ luckily as adults its easier but growing up having to help raise them and keep them out of trouble was hard

Kys faggots lmao
Also why do faggots speak like these? Speak like a normal person ffs

>>939373546
I'm really the absolute middle child. The twins are adorbs though. They really do everything together. Even their music taste is identical. One time my mom said "Is there anything you two don't share?" And my bro said "Well I'm not gonna be a homo like Henri just so we can share a boyfriend!". That really made me choke on my choccy milk :'}

>>939373765
We might speak like retards but at least we're not telling people to kill themselves over minor futile disagreements ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ consider therapy bro.

>>939373814
I'm really happy for u bro. I wish you & your family & your bf the best :)

>>939373868
In this we see the real retards and cringelords oust themselves. Being able to cut loose, be playful, be silly, and have dumb fun is a sign of comfortability, not only with those around, but with one's self. Cringelords and wannabe "hard" thugs take themselves too seriously and refuse to appear vulnerable due to deeply seeded insecurities.

>>939374044
damn you’re right <3

Bf and I have been together almost two years; early on in the relationship he got approval for top and bottom surgery so he'd been in recovery for much of it, and six months ago I got hip surgery for a hernia from work, so now I'm coming off recovery too. He's still surprised at how easily I wrestle him down now that we don't have to be as gentle with eachother, and it gets me so excited how much more of a fight he puts up the day of/after a t shot. Love that fag so much.

>>939374486
Damn. I could only ever win from my bf if he lets me xD

6th cup of coffee (°▽°)

>>939375106
Femboys and catboys like you should be drinking Monster, not coffee :o
Anyway: *pet*

>>939375185
i love monster too! should i get some from downstairs after my coffee? my work has a fridge with a bunch of them (°▽°)

THANK YOU FOR THE PETS :D i love them so much

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>>939375106
Be careful Op.. On the 7th cup of coffee time slows down and you become super fast

>>939375216
You should make coffee with the monster ;)

>>939375216
YUSSSSS
ENERGY OVERDRIVE
APOTHEOSIS NOW

>>939361850
hi gays
Finally matched with a guy on Tinder, hope I don’t scare him off ‘cause I’m kinda autistic

Oh good God... Dad had some drinks so now mom has to drive. Idk who would be a better driver:
> Mom, who is an absolute menace on the road and couldn't even park in an empty field
> Dad, who is over the legal alcohol limit
> Me, who hasn't got a driver's license yet
> My bf, who has only ever driven on the left hand
> My sister, who is afraid of roundabouts and highways
> My brother, who thinks he's Max Verstappen II
Was nice knowing you guys. We're gonna die. But at least I had the best week of my life before my death <3

>>939375273
OMG like using monster as the water? XD i might actually have to try that at home but i might break my parents’ expensive coffee maker lol, maybe i’ll use some instant coffee to stir into it. i’m down!

>>939375247
do i try it… just one more…

>>939375440
:D nice bro! i hope it goes well, keep us updated regardless!
and don’t worry you seem adorbs
fun fact my ex was autistic and not to sound weird but it was really cute to me
hearing him go off on tangents about his interests
his little superstitions and paranoias i could calm him down from
his sense of humor
stop… thinking… about him… ><“ lol but seriously autism rizz is real bro you got this

coffee kitty here
i forgot i got anxiety a bit ago and took two xanax’s in a huff (i’m prescribed it dw) and now i’m about to pass out at work send help and a warm chest to
chest to
lay
into pls (-_-)zzz

>>939375807
You could also move to Mordor and sleep in Mt. Doom! It's always warm inside of a volcano UwU

kitty dizzy

>>939376071
*last pet before I die* we're entering the highway now...

>>939376128
whawhawhaaaaat?

>>939376433
Here >>939375466 I fear for my life O_o

actually dozing off at work rn

>>939375466
>>939376468
OMG i’m sorry i missed that D:
no don’t die please you’ll be fine!
at least i’m not driving, i mean i’m a good driver but overly cautious and quick to panic if i feel lost or don’t know the right of way in a new area :’(

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Work is almost done can’t wait to just chill

>>939372601
this genuinely made me really happy, thank you. i really want these threads to be fun and wholesome and it seems like we achieve that so i’m very glad :)

>>939377429
3 MORE HOURS THEN FREEDOOOOOOM

>>939377429
can’t wait for FREEDOM!
do you have any plans for tonight?

>>939378084
>>939378100
lol i thought my reply didn’t go through that’s why there’s two (≧∀≦)
so bored at work wanna go home get stoned and chill with yall.

>>939377422
For some reason we survived! Man Ruadhán and I were sitting in the back seat of the car (together with younger sis). Younger sis is asleep, the rest in front of us focused on the road. So we decide to make out a little bit... I open my eyes again and I look RIGHT into the lens of older sis' phone camera and she's like "CAUGHT IN 4K!!! SAY HI TO SNAPCHAT!!!" Q_Q And now all of her female friends are losing their minds about how cute we are x)

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>>939377356
>>939376071
>>939375807
>>939375573
>>939375277
>>939375247
>>939375185
>>939375106
*\(^o^)/* lunch time

>>939378198
YAY HE’S ALIVE :D
and aww that’s brave making out with others in the car hehe i hope her friends enjoy >:3

>>939375658
ayo, how the fuck do you even avoid small talk? like i dont wanna act like a weirdo desu

>>939379046
lol i have no idea, whenever people small talk to me i just giggle and say “oh haha yeah” it’s so awkward i just don’t know what to say :/ idek how i’ll ever meet irl ppl lol

>>939378100
Going to just chill out and play some HellDivers2

>>939378981
WOOOOOOOOO
>>939379036
I'm slowly getting rid of my public shame haha. It's fun and exciting. One day I might wanna try outdoors secks with him... But like... In a place where we won't be easily spotted yaknow. Not intending to get assfucked in the city centre xD We're watching some TV now but errr... What should I do to him tonight? I actually want you (or other anons if you can't find inspiration) to decide what kind of secks we'll have :3

Also: *PET*

>>939379732
This is one of the few video games I've been genuinely excited for in a long time, so I hope it does well

>>939379749
Not him but you could try roleplay?

>>939381162
Hehehe I could try to roleplay a British soldier and get the life choked out of me...

>>939379749
i think his ass’ turn to be eaten… Or have a face to crush

>>939379749
AND THANKIES FOR THE PET ∩^ω^∩

>>939383082
Well I was just about to jump him but... Yeah... Fuck it. Let's just try him riding my face. If I don't respond by noon tomorrow, assume I died a warrior's death.

>>939383219
YASSSS
you jumping him would be hot too though ;) tackle him to the floor maybe and put your cock in his face (if he’s okay with surprise attacks like that) <3 i love when a cute bottom takes control and a top gets to be all shy for once

>>939384091
Very quick update, mission succesful, he RODE. I had to take some deep breaths but JEEZ that is intense. Also got a nice sucky. He's now on the loo prepping. I think I'm gonna hide and tackle him. We both like surprise attacks :3 And don't worry, we actually top and bottom 50% of the time :D But I get what ya mean. Making a tall guy my bitch wasn't something I ever expected to do but fuuuuck is it funny. I won't stop tonight until he's crying or my dick's broken >:) Thanks for the support... here it comes!!!!!!!.....

*U L T R A P E T*

>>939384564
AHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU ∩^ω^∩
and true i’m sorry i forgot you had mentioned that, but the fact that you’re just so adorable inside and out (no homo) makes it so hot to picture you making a big tall guy submit to you
hnnnng
how did he taste, did you enjoy it? did he? ;)
i’ve never eaten out or gotten eaten out… but i’d love to try.

i sent this to my ex the day before we went no contact and he didn’t acknowledge it which sucks but that’s fine. maybe someday i’ll have someone who i can have this be our-song with. i think it’s so beautiful
https://youtu.be/jDf07wV5gMU

>>939370275
*SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH*

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you’re all such good men i hope you have a lovely evening

>>939384955
Hehehehhheeee that was great :33333 I placed a note at the bathroom door which said "meet me in the bedroom". So he followed it and then I tackled him onto the bed :D (it only worked because he lost his balance lol)... Jeeeez we're been at it for an hour. We just kept taking turns. Top & cum - recharge while bottoming - Top & cum - recharge while bottoming - etc. But after round 4 we gave up. Now we both hurt all over but fuckkkking hell that was worth it. And I got two new hickeys, but this time they're on my tummy so I don't mind!

Also, remember how we said earlier that my ass tasted like ball-sweat? Yeah... we got a bit too steamy and he was dripping his ball-sweat all over my chin x) But in all seriousness... it doesn't really taste like much, but it just feels so good because you can hear from his moans that he feels so good. And well, I know how it feels to have my own ass eaten. It's just... when you get a lubed dick down there, it's a bit wet... but you when you get your ass eaten it's just... you don't expect it to be so wet and therefore it feels so good. Plus the skin is super sensitive there. And a smol guy like me having a big guy like him sitting on my face... nghhhhhhhhhhhh that feeling is just great. It's not like I was choking, but I did get extremely hot and had to take some deep breaths. All while he fondled my dick. Super enjoyable!!!!!!!!!

>>939385793
Yes please scratch my back! I need scratches. For every scratch you get a pet. *PET* *PET* *PET*
>>939387542
Awww, you're great too. Really, I've said it before, you could be a very great boyfriend - like a velcro cat. Hoping you'll find him <3 Stay positive, you deserve happiness you cute bish!

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you are all the queeriest queermos to ever queer about queersville

>>939387680
you like it? :O AND i get pets? yay!
*SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH*
>Awww, you're great too. Really, I've said it before, you could be a very great boyfriend - like a velcro cat. Hoping you'll find him <3 Stay positive, you deserve happiness you cute bish!
now i’m crying (;ω;) thank you so much i don’t even know what to say, thank you
that makes me very happy :D you’re so sweet and your bf is so lucky to have a cute troll bf like you!

>>939389148
this 100%
what brings you here anon?

>>939387680
>>939389797
i’ve never heard the term velcro cat before, i love that so much! :3 so cute

>>939387573
respectfully i’m leaking all over my underwear right now

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>>939389820
looking for gay (based) threads, not gay (cringe) threads

>>939390011
which are we?

Good evening

>>939390338
hello there!

Sup gays.
Had loads of fun playing HellDivers2
Now to take a shower and let off some steam

>>939390578
get nice and clean <3

accidentally got so high i’m at the crying because we’re all one human race and should all love each other because we’re all the same no matter what

>>939390603
Definitely am cleaning one place really well ;)

>>939391179
i wish i could clean it for you, you shouldn’t have to do that yourself

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>>939391216
I wish you could
https://files(dot)catbox(dot)moe/0elxa4(dot)jpeg

>>939391366
OMG i’m blushing right now i wasn’t expecting that hehe
i want to taste it so so bad
thank you so much for showing me!
if i were there would you let me suck it?

>>939391535
Oh most definitely, I’d make you choke on it

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I want to put my fbf into subspace using only my feet but I am noob...

>>939361850
gay

>>939375658
HE JUST GAVE ME HIS NUMBER
I’ve honestly never gotten this farbefore

>>939396761
Wooooooooo that means you're basically married already!!!!

>>939399273
Girl i wish
Also, morning, how u doing luxemboy?

>>939400003
Well I woke up still tired from all the fuckening yesterday so I had decided to just keep lying in bed until I feel recharged... And then my bf fucking let out a GIGANTIC fart in his sleep. And he's just sleeping on like NOTHING happened. At least he didn't shit my bed but Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.

>>939400003
Also, tell us more about the guy you're trying to date ^-^

Still tired... Bruh. My dicc and bum still hurt.

>>939401692
Stop tucking your pp.

Good motning everyone :)

>>939396761
that’s awesome man :D

>>939400168
well at least he held it in earlier :P

>>939402330
good morning! ∩^ω^∩

>>939402480
>>939402503
>>939402515
Ayyyy it's the kitty! *pet*
Man yesterday was so much fun and today my sis is all sad because she broke up with her bf :/

Basically she had posted the pictures of yesterday on her insta and he got mad that he wasn't asked to come with us, even though I got to take my bf with us... But we only had room for 8 in the car and he's already been on other family trips with her, my parents and sibz. So it seems like a small thing, just an argument, but then he said "So I just have to sit at home while your faggot brother gets to bring his new pet along?" AND that's what made her crash out at him and dump him. I already had my doubts about him but it's great that she has my back.

Morning

>>939402759
Ayyyyyyy kurlee!

>>939402785
Howdy hope you had a good night.

Slept naked with my bf again

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>>939403047
Lucky.

>>939403047
Nakeysleeping is so much fun ^-^
>>939402808
Oh yeah the night was good and full of secks, but now this ordeal happened >>939402751 It sucks, but it wasn't going to last anyway. I think she'll be over him quickly.

Now bf and I are kind of wondering what to do with the sex. He's here until Thursday. Then he'll be home for almost a month before he comes over to move in here permanently.

Do we:
A. Just have sex whenever we want and just don't care
B. Have a bit less sex this last week so that we can prepare ourselves for a month of no sex
C. Have as much sex as possible "to make it count" before having to abstain for a month?

>>939403370
You'll go for C anyway come on

>>939403711
I really am as transparant as a window huh... Q_Q

>>939403758
I mean you can still have fun and stuff just not as frequently as you’d like

>>939403806
It's gonna be hard to moderate because I know we caught the addiction over the last week x') Even now I'm still tired of last night but I wanna do something soooooo bad rn Q_Q He's just so innocently playing with my hair as we're both sitting on the couch and all I'm thinking of rn is how I wanna suck him dry while he calls me a good boy xD I know I should be toning down now but NGHHHHHHHH I NEED HIS PP NOW!!! I'll be back. I can't sit still anymore after typing this.

>>939403928
Damn I need me a boyfriend like this…

I will destroy my bf’s pelvis with snusnu this weekend

>>939404017
Hehe I needed that x)
But now that I've had some sex and such I wonder why some couples have dead bedrooms... I'd wanna do this for the rest of my life. And I also get horny from seeing how happy/horny it makes him. Every moan is like fuel to me.

>>939404025
It is a must. It is your destiny.

>>939404643
It’s called “honeymoon” phase since you guys are excited and exploring eachother. Though you two seem very passionate so I doubt it’s just a phase.

>>939404909
Oh yeah I do understand that. It will definitely become less - but like people who never do it anymore or once a month. People who no longer care to please their partner... That's what appals me. I don't ever see that happening. If I'm ever not fully in the mood but he's horny and we haven't had an argument, I'd still have sex with him. Yaknow. Stuff like that. And who knows, maybe halfway through I'd get in the mood again and all will be good again ^-^

I guess it's so against my nature that I have a hard time conceiving it. I'm kind of a people pleaser. Not to the degree that I completely sacrifice myself, but I really want to go the extra mile for those I love. Also in non-sexual contexts. If a friend calls me for something important, I'm dropping everything I'm doing.

>>939402751
OMG dude i am so sorry :( wow
that’s great she has your back though, i’d never tolerate that either
don’t worry about it though, he would’ve showed that side sooner or later it’s good he got it out now before they get married or something ya know. i just hope you’re alright
thankieeeee for le pets :3

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grrrr that makes me angry.

>>939405352
you’re a very very good boy, genuinely

Fuck man I’m so lonely

>>939406277
KWALB

>>939406277
me too :(
but you’re so handsome, polite, big strong and protective, you won’t be alone for long i don’t think.
this’ll get easier, i’m rooting for you Curly
if only i could squeeze that loneliness outta you

everyone hug Curly NOW

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>>939405612
Yeah it just seemed like that guy was frustrated about something but my sis usually tells me everything and now she told me what was going on. Apparently he's got some pent up frustration because they've been dating for almost a year but she is very hesitant to have sex before there's a for-sure-long-term-commitment. And everytime she wanted to try to loosen up a bit, she just noticed him being more pushy because the coochie was in his reach, which turned her off and shot her down again. Yeah... I can see that they weren't compatible. He might have even gotten extra triggered because she uploaded a pic where my hickeys are CLEARLY visible (bitch that she is huehuehue i luv her). So he might have thought "Ah so he's getting action after half a year and I have to wait for nothing???". The greatest irony is that if he hadn't been pushy, he would have had sex with her before Ruadhán and I lost our boyginity to eachother kek.

>>939405698
Oh no angry kimty is gonna DESTROY THE PLANET
>>939405933
Thanks ^-^ <3
>>939406277
>>939406852
>>939406945
GROUP HUG!!!!

>>939400168
>>939402480
He’s also bisexual, really nice guy, kinda normie but honestly I like that. Yesterday we spent the whole night talking about our music tastes, which are WAY different, but idk… I like that he’s shown some initiative.

>>939407466
Having different tastes is cool, imagine agreeing on everything, sounds so boring

>>939407061
ahh i see where it could be coming from then, and that’s really good of you being so understanding and empathetic that’s how i always try to be with people too. but man calling you that word is messed up

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>>939407093
mmm shy purrrr

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>>939407466
Hahahha the same applies here! I listen to ear-deafening metal and he sings Irish songs about killing the British :')

And now he's making me an unfair bet! He says that if I cry at the airport on Thursday, I have to pay for his layover meal >:o And he's got a layover in Amsterdam so I bet they have all kinds of fancy shmancy food there >:oooo

>>939406684
Huh?
>>939406852
Yeah honestly I’ve enjoyed being here but it made me realize how lonely I am.
Also it doesn’t help that I live in California and I well I just and getting stressed out with how much everything costs. Also, I would really love that I’d definitely return the favor.
>>939407093
:) yee

>>939408361
Why you shy? *pet pet* You're a homoboy? *pet pet* A silly little bottom? *pet pet*

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>>939408573
maybe… hehe i dunno…
no no i can destroy the world like you said, and i have claws you know…
purrrrrr but your pets are cozy are make me smile :D

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>>939408847

>>939409085
(>人<;)

>>939389148
yaaaaaaay :3333333

Wooooo tomorrow we're going to Trier! Train trip let's gooooo! I always cheat the train system because it's so fun to do. Public transport is free in Luxembourg but not in Germany. Sooo technically I need a ticket for that small part of the route into Germany. But I never get a ticket and the Germans who check the tickets always let me off because they're like "Ah just another dumb Luxembourgian who just doesn't get it!" XD Most of the time, they don't even check tickets until they're past Trier anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Btw does anybody have an idea what I could buy or do for my female friend who introduced my bf to me? I really want to thank her in a meaningful way for changing my life!

>>939409866
Was also funny with covid times. The second we crossed the German border with the train, we were told to put masks on despite sitting in the same train on the same track next to the same people just a minute ago xD

I think my bf is sensitive
He was blowing me then we switched to cuddling and feeling each other up before he finished, and he seemed a little upset when I used a tissue to clean my dick. I mentioned there's nothing wrong with him and it's just my OCD

>>939409866
this is a gay thread, right?

>>939410277
Yes. Well, gay and bi. I'm a guy. My female friend introduced my bf to me.

How often do you have dates/sleepovers with your bf?

>>939409866
just buy her flowers, women love flowers

>>939410879
Well we met at the start of this year and spent 3x 1 full week together (long-ish distance). Now we're spending 2 weeks together. First secks was last week thursday. Then last Monday (my birthday) he surprised me by saying he wanted to move in next month to which I said YES YES YES. So the countdown has started until the day when every day will be a sleepover. Date isn't fully sure yet, but it's gonna be mid-october.

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I'm bi but my twink has a straight guy fetish, is there anything I can do?

>>939411717
nice pic!
what do you mean straight guy fetish? i mean, im assuming he doesn’t wanna be cucked or anything
does he want you to talk and act in a “straight way”? maybe tease him and call him a fag, bully him a bit in a playful way, play wrestle and poke fun at his boner. i mean you’re bi so you’re already basically a straight dude that happens to be into guys lmao so it could be natural for you

>>939410064
Nothing wrong with that. I also don't take saliva into my undies after a blowie (unfinished or not). I basically wash it after every sex act.
>>939411717
Tell him you're gonna get him pregnant.

>>939412027
>Tell him you're gonna get him pregnant
kink unlocked
mpreg is so hot i want a guy to breed me so bad
not even in a gross way but in a he loves and trusts me so much and wants to put his kids in me kinda of way

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>>939411866
>what do you mean straight guy fetish?
good question LOL
what I know is he's an exchange student and has mostly been hooking up with twinks ("white boys" in his word kek), but with me he's basically just been a foot slut and I'm getting him used to bottoming.
>maybe tease him and call him a fag, bully him a bit in a playful way, play wrestle and poke fun at his boner.
ohhhh like that, hadn't considered that angle. I was like, dunno, should I just treat him like a girl then? but he responded to that like "zomg yes dress me up, I'm gonna score so many straight guys with girly temu outfits" so not much room for teasing there -_-''
I find it tricky though bc he's used to getting all his clothes off pronto and that sidelines all kinds of teasing, so I'm thinking I'm gonna get super consistent about always being the one who takes off his clothes and puts them on again.
>>939412027
treat him like a girl, yeah... I'm getting an STD panel done this week and then I'll start topping him - his words "If you get tested I'll HAVE to let you fuck me"... I'm definitely getting all his holes pregnant.
Maybe I'll get him a temu bridal gown lol, it'll be tight though bc I won't have money for it for another 20 days (we r poor)

>>939412270
omg fucking hot
if you like the teasing, you can pin him and get reallll close and tell him you know he likes it as he shivers. laugh and tell him you caught him staring at your cock and ass, tell him to suck your cock and that you’ll kill him if he tells anyone, etc.
i’m usually a soft boy but i have a little side that likes stuff like that too, can’t deny it makes my heart skip a beat.
and dude yes get him pregnant
rub his belly the next day and ask him about it
tell him you’ll keep going and going until he finally carries your kids

>>939412462
>tell him to suck your cock and that you’ll kill him if he tells anyone
I'll tell him to make out with my soles, if he does that well "he" can graduate to making out with my cock...
>and dude yes get him pregnant
yeah he's not "really" (??? lol) bottomed before and I've a pretty big dick so, I think he's already been having trouble using his mouth and is hoping it'll just be easier with his butt...
then the time we were about to he sprung "we're gonna wear condoms" on me and I was a little turned off by that (besides that condoms just have never felt good for me to wear) so I just told him honestly that if he wants to insist on condoms, that's probably going to make me not want to penetration at least some of the time.
so instead I'm learning to play with his butt with my fingers (I'm secretly trying to get 3 in vertically, so that if he gapes it'll be a slit.. ) until the tests are done...

>>939413462
>I'll tell him to make out with my soles, if he does that well "he" can graduate to making out with my cock...
not even a foot fag but that’s so hot
i’d love to serve a guy like that
i just want to be good

>>939412208
>>939412270
Ngl, there's been something playing in the back of my mind the last few days. That night when I let him drill me as hard as he could, I moaned "Please breed me" and he groaned "Heh... maybe... I... do... want... kids... with... you... hehehe". I actually haven't brought it up to him but it's occupied me though. Was it just something he said for fun or out of horniness... Or is there something in him that would eventually want kids? Dw, I champion communication all the time so I will eventually ask him. It's just that the last week has been so overwhelming and full with surprises that I don't really wanna add conversations like that to the pile. I need a few breathers to think "straight" lol.

In all honestly, whatever he answers, I'd be fine with it. I've basically always had this feeling that I neither feel like I *must* have kids, but on the other hand I'm not *opposed* to having them with the right person. As a bi, I always thought that I'd either end up with kids if I get a girl and with no kids if I get a guy... But somehow never seriously entertained the idea of having kids with another man.

Not that any of this matters in the short term, I defo won't get kids before having lived out my 20's, settled down and married. But nothing would suck harder than spending 8 years together and then realise we'd not be on the same page with that. Though, sometimes I can't resist having little thought experiments in my head. Would we adopt? Would we use a surrogate? I think in case of the latter, we could use his cum. I got 4 siblings, he's only got one. I'd think his parents' "biological line" is "less secured". Again, not that that is the most important thing in the world - but I just like to plot out details of hypothetical scenarios just for fun... am I autistic?

honestly thank god for the childhood trauma because otherwise i don’t think i’d grow up to be such a good boy

>>939414537
if you’re autistic so am i because i ponder on stuff like that all the time lol
i’m the same way, but probably lean more toward the opposed category but if my partner really really wanted kids i’d consider it so long as they also help out and we can agree on how to raise them etc.
but i need to be taken care of~ so that might not work lol

CAN WORK FUCKING END ALREADY?
(´⊙ω⊙`)

i have a vry wide clown

>>939414644
Yeah, getting them is one step - raising them is a whole other quest. My parents are wonderful and raised 3 brats and 2 cuties. But I've seen people who also completely fucked their kids up. I wouldn't ever forgive myself if I became a bad parent.
>>939414882
No.
*pet*

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very srs topics but I'm more like, intent to impregnate his mind... he's my sub and I'm a 100% getting him into having his butt played with, and ideally also into handsfree orgasms and subspace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfbkUkodY

picrel is a gift I have prepared for him, but I'm waiting for a milestone to give it.

I'd also think it hot to get him into "sissy" stuff - because it's so rare for gay guys, and right fits the breeding theme - but I think I'll need to enlist the help of an actual girl (a domme or a sub) to drive it home, precisely *because* he's gay. forced bi stuff :D

>>939414998
> very srs topics
> Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow
Fuuuuuuuuuucking hell I am cackling like a chocking seagull xDDDDDDDD

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>>939414644
> if you’re autistic so am i
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
Have I been a crypto-auti all this time???

>>939414998
Anon you're on 4chan so morons won't see anything wrong with this, they'll egg you on but unless he's mentioned anything about this, don't even think about it around him.
Trying to push people into a fetish, especially stuff that isn't mainstream and socially acceptable is a good way to ruin your relationship very quickly.

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>>939415204
dw anon, I'm not that pushy lol. I have a patchwork worth of fetishes and this is close to what he already likes, if it doesn't gel with him it's no biggy.
so far he's almost exclusively asking for more pressure and rougness so I've plenty wiggle room.

also we're fwb's specifically meeting up for kink, so yeah. we're having fun.

>>939415201
> Call mom
> "Hey, have you ever done any tests when I was a kid to see if I am autistic"
> "Yes Henri, you are autistic but we just chose not to label you or make you feel different or left out"
WHAT
O_O
Well... That explains some shit. I actually don't know if I should find this shocking, revealing or hilarious :')

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>>939415201
∩^ω^∩
ngl i’ve always thought i had it but i don’t seem autistic at all irl. i mean i’ve had some people say they think i am but i think i’m just shy and quirky idk because i’m definitely more quiet than most autistics i know and just don’t relate to them fully (in terms of autism i mean)
but i do have the obsessions, rituals, stims, sensory issues and ugh FUCK EYE CONTACT. so idk man

>>939415863
are you serious? omg
you sure she isn’t joking? that’s crazy, not necessarily that you’re autistic but the fact that you had no idea you were diagnosed and everything until now
honestly you’re still YOU, don’t let this change you king

>>939415416
very good caring but dominant top
i hope you guys have lots of fun and pls keep us in the loop ;P
>>939414998
be careful with bringing a girl in, maybe i’m different but as a 100% gay boy i’d probably be traumatized engaging with a woman in any sexual context, but granted mi mum fucked my brains so i have some trauma with women that other gays might be totally fine with lol

>>939416038
>>939416084
It's weird but aye, I'm indeed the same old me :3 Maybe my parents were right in not making it part of my identity. I haven't faced any big issues because of it so it's for the best.

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sex etc. aside…
it seriously feels so healing getting to turn my brain off and be a kitty on here
im in my 20s and work a corporate job… no one has any idea i’m half working half being a kitty on 4chan rn
well, maybe they have an idea. i’m quiet and timid and love hugs so :3

>>939417341
Kitty boy! Lovely to see you again. Can’t rp now but later when I’m off work it’s two handed pets for u :3

>>939417341
>>939417413
Make that six handed, because my bf and I are joining in!

>>939417413
>>939417930
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
ugh god… stop… i can’t keep a straight face at work right now.
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you so so much
seriously it makes me feel so good the escapism i need so bad thank you so much
i promise i’m a good little velcro kitty i don’t cause trouble or knock stuff over! i don’t even scratch ∩^ω^∩ (don’t scroll up it has monsters up there)

>>939416870
I think it'd be a ton of fun to get him to cum just from touching feet, and then for a change have a girl "guest" make him pop like that... really make him feel like a foot*slut*, shooting ropes for "any" feet that get all up in his face...

more playing with expectations and novelty than boundary pushing :^) I suppose I could invite a subby guy for a foot cleaning first, I'd probably enjoy that sight... maybe I should visit the local munch...

>>939418019
Hehe good to see you've adopted the term velcro kitty :P Speaking about Monsters, I've chugged a can today :)

>>939418553
it’s such a cute term thank you for calling me that :) i never heard it until you said it and i googled it, its me for sure :3 i’m too quiet to be a puppy, too clingy to be a kitty… i’m a velcro kitty ∩^ω^∩
what flavor did you have? :O my favorite is pink or the classic white
but always no sugar for some reason i actually prefer the taste of zero sugar
and sugar + kitty boy + all the caffeine… maybe not a good idea if i EVER want to be well behaved and sleep in someone’s lap