Would you rather go back in time and keep your memories or go forward in time and keep your age?
Go back buy Bitcoin redo dumb shit profit
>>939391677Back in time, fucking obviously, imagine going foward to a time of decay and collapse, imagine going foward to a future that doesnt exist, keeping your age there would be fucking useless.You can shape the entire world or at least your entire world if you can go back and keep what you know.
>>939391737Obviously the wish won’t send you to your death. Like that shit where earth wasn’t at the same point in space at this current time argument
>>939391677I'd go the Futurama route, that seems fun
>>939391770I dont mean it that way.Look around you, the world fucking sucks and will continue to suck for a long ass time, imagine being sent to a time WORSE than the one we are currently in.Thats what Im talking about.
>>939392036And what if it gets better? What if ninja gets a low taper fade?
>>939392036See, the thing about the future is it's unpredictable. It could be worse, but it could also be much better
>>939392181Wow someone that gets the question
>>939392221Yes, I fancy myself a hyper-intellectual.Also something of a gambler...
>>939392328Fuckin Josh
>>939391677Back on time and keep my memories
>>939392606Ye
I’d go back in time, kidnap Josh, breastfeed him a monster every day until he was 10
Are you trying to suck dick?
>>939392745That seems unethical, but I guess I'd be alright with it
>>939391677What about going back and not keeping your memories.
>>939393187Why would you want that
forward. can I live forever?
>>939393211Assuming you make different choices, your outcome and the path you forge may also differ.
Does my age get reversed? I'm fucking 30, having my memories but no health issues would be a massive W.
>>939393238Sure you can do it a million times but eventually you’ll want to live your life
>>939391677Back in time to when I was 5 years old. I would invest in bitcoin when it was still like 10 bucks. I tried buying drugs off the deepweb with bitcoin but was too retarded to figure it out at the time. I'm not going into the future
>>939393371maybe I find a time to enjoy, then when I'm near death I just keep skipping forward
>>939391677This sounds like some kind of question an ex girlfriend would ask and it's like I was just trying to fuck you. Shouldn't you be giving me a handy or something while asking this?
>>939391677I much rather do the former. I would gladly give up my wife and kids to do this. Ive even tried to summon the devil on occasion to make a deal with him in this regards but hes never shown up. Sometimes I worry a past version of myself made a previous deal with him and thats why he doesnt show.
>>939394200
>>939393368Yes your age gets reversed, you only keep age going forward
>>939394335So like benjamin button?
>>939391677FORWARD!
>>939394376No, like real life
>>939391677Tough one. Part of me would like to undo some fuckups, and redo the past (getting rich off knowledge in the process). But part of me is curious to see robots and past the collapse what comes out.
>>939394331I'm not complaining, it just seems like one of those questions people ask you and it's not important but it turns out it's important because it's important to them. Except I'm kind of a retard either way.
>>939394200I’ll give you a handy while you answer
Is Nuri here?
>>939394531damn now there is a conundrum how am I suppose to try to give you a high 5 while you're doing that
>>939394773Who’s asking
>>939395400A really cool guy with a slightly broken thumb who steals taco bell sauce packets for sport
>>939395400I always just assume it's your mom.Kinda like some weird conspiracy theory, or some beauracratic shit. She gets in there because she's attractive. Then convinces people to act like retards to try to bang her. Now I am trying not to be a retard but your mom is really attractive.
>>939395638i got a dick for you to suck
>>939395701Also most moms give me food too, so like it's more of a warm and fuzzy kinda like sort of thing. You don't have to contemplate why they're giving you food and if they're going to like try to bang you in exchange for it. They're pretty despite that though.
>>939395832I'm not that cool, unfortunately
>>939395854prime roast beed
>>939394869I have two hands>>939394773Yes
>>939396003Damn man even the vegitables sometimes or a side dish. Actual home cooked food. I don't even know how to begin to explain to them how much I appreciate them and they're company or how to express it.
>>939396235Two hands on it. I think I got more than you know what to do with.
>>939396235Hi Nuri
>>939396453Is it a boast or a brag??>>939396459Howdy, pardner
>>939396495Flirty tonight are ya lol?
>>939396567BY SAYING HOWDY?
>>939396581Something like that lol
>>939396495>Is it a boast or a brag??I'm a lesbian these days. Why don't you explain what you're suppose to do with it after you put two hands on it and it there is still more?
>>939396581Also I wanted to ask, how does this image make you feel?
>>939396850lesbians should die
>>939396938I've never met an immortal lesbian. Although I'd try to fuck her if I did.
>>939396713Wow>>939396850Idk now I’m lost
>>939396874blinking gif
>>939397561Wow indeed ;)I hope your day's been alright for the most part.>>939397658That's what I said
>>939398129My days all blend together like a smoothie
Until next time! Now to struggle sleeping
>>939400017when you press the power button, does the mirror stop reflecting?
>>939400068The lights turn off though that’s some cyberpunk stuff right there
>>939400088I guess thats cool too. slightly misleading
>>939391677back, get rich of tesla stock, bitcoin or some other shit.would i live my own life again as an older guy back in time or what? anyways ill be rich and swimming in 18y pussy. i think ill have a good time
>>939400131Yah I was disappointed as well..>>939400157TESLA WOO
>>939400157The way the question was worded is odd. I think OP means you keep your memories but revert back to your old age so if you go back to 2007 and you were 20 at the time then you'll be 20 again with all the memories you have right now
I saw this one while going to the store today, its a pretty cool paint job
>>939400164>TESLA WOOyeah, buying it at sub $2 in 2010-2012 seems like a good idea
>>939400187id be ok with that, id be 43, rich a few years later. there are plenty of young pussy around just wanting a sugardaddy. also ill be rich enough to get ukrainian slaves that no one will miss, when the war starts. good times ensured
>>939400231You’re 60??
>>939400206I have 7 dollars in Tesla right now, take it or leave it
>>939400332no 43. so id be 43 when going back. and a few years later id be rich as well
>>939400339ill let you have thati had a few k in tesla, but not for long enough
>>939400347No you’d be however old you were the time you go back. You’d only keep your current age if you go forward
>>939400356I invest in labubu and bitcoin
>>939400380i have xrp right now. i had 12k but used some for payments when it was lower, and now only have 4k. hoping to see $5 on it before i cash out and wait for next cycle
>>939400371yes, so if 43 now, then 43 in the time i go back to. lets say 2005. then a few years older when the investments have paid of
>>939400425I don’t know what any of this means..
>>939400433No, if 43 now, then you go back 10 years, you 33 then
>>939400474xrp is a crypto
>>939400482The super dog??
>>939400479you are right, i got them mixed up. anyways that is even better.id be young AND rich. just checked on BTC and i would have to buy that around 2013. so tesla and BTC are overlapping.id probably end up going back to 98/99 and buy apple to get started.
okay for real I’m tired, sleep well, we will talk more super dogs tomorrow
>>939400577ill buy you a superdog with all the cash ill make from this
Not once have we been raided by the tinky bandit today
>>939391728/thread
>>939391677Doc! I have to tell you about the future!Jk, back in time for sure
>>939398499Same, I hear you...>>939400017G'night mirror girl!
>>939391677Back in time with memories intact. Easiest answer.
Can my wife come with me?
>>939391677What kind of insane question is this
>>939404619Sure but if it’s the past she will be located at where you guys chose
>>939404403Good morning dog boy
>>939391677If I went back in time with my memories, I'd be creating a new timeline almost immediately.As much as my life has sucked, I'd be losing the "me" that I am now.I'd rather go forward in time and keep the self that I am now rather than fuck it all up even more trying to fix the past.
>>939405578This isn’t dragon ball. String theory isn’t the thing here
i know why you think about changing the past. it's because you did things you're ashamed ofunlike me you're not based and you change your likes and dislikes based upon it's popularity >kombucha wouldn't be cutting herself and prostitution >cc would have taken back cutting herself > nuri wouldn't have originated from bbc threads pandering to interracial porn enthusiasts (she's a coal burner)>dc wouldn't be talking to satan inside her computer lol>flappy wouldn't be eating shit licking toilets etc>josh wouldn't have left his instagram public which is just pictures of himself as a femalei just am mean reminding you of mistakes you couldve avoided
Neither. The trains left the station. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
shane wants to go back in time so he can suck all the penises he blew a second time
>>939405455Morning! I'm dog boy now, huh lol?
Interesting. I wonder how much little things I could change and still end up with my wife. The investment stuff is easy. But what about stuff like workouts and eating better? Would that fundamentally change who I am?
>>939405848I originate from ai mirror threads, you Scrooge
>>939405974Also yes
>>939406302I'll take it ;)>>939406288Didn't they kick you out of those for some reason?
>>939391728This. I would also suck cock in high school
>>939406642that's not legal
>>939406508Yah I was playing it too much and people just kept rolling for me making it not fun for other people
>>939406689I mean while I was in high school
nuri <3
>>939406737not legal. too young
>>939406722Well I mean, at least you know they liked you lol.You ever think about doing those again? Y'know, if they hypothetically wouldn't be spammed by a wigger on a crusade, I mean
>>939406722so they complained about using too much.. most of the people are larps with stolen nudes or guys
>>939406910hi josh no because she likes attention to herself also you both listen to icp thus are wiggers who support a pedo rap group
>>939406961If I found out Nuri was a juggalette this whole time, I would cum in my pants
>>939407012it's rescinded because they're pedos who talked sexually to underage girls and made songs dedicated to underage girls and only became christian anti pedos 13-ish years later
>>939406961i'd rather have the second option
it took a long time for the circle of insults to work itself all the way back around and spit out the word wigger. shane's been cooking on that one for weeks
>>939407335See, Nuri and I are like the whitest white people you've ever seen in your life. So him calling us wiggers is actually pretty funny lol
>>939407438not really you're polish (niggers of europe)
>>939407438he only knows how to use insults that were leveled against him first. he needs to pull from a database or he gets confused like a true flatlander
>>939407507You're not from the mountains you're from a suburb of toronto
>>939407012this
>>939407530im not canadian and i can take pictures of the mountains im living in right now if i wanted to
>>939407551oh i can take pictures of mountains too.
>>939407579can you timestamp shane is a faggot while you do it though? because I can.
>>939406799<3>>939406910I actually do still play it sometimes >>939407012I’ve heard like two songs by them
>>939407589why are you so obsessed? i'd like to see you do this regardless
>>939407604you know those threads are mostly made by my "friend"
>>939407624you called me a liar and i said no. that's not obsessed that's fighting off a midget attack in the AM
>>939407654Pics or it didn't happen "le sigh" look that up in 'chives btw
>>939407604>I actually do still play it sometimesDo you now? Interesting....>I’ve heard like two songs by themSame, I'm not a very big icp enjoyer. I'm an mcr soyboy
>>939407649What does this mean
>>939407691what?
It smells really short all of a sudden
>>939407893my dick is much bigger than yours thoonly posting because some fag begged me to stop yet won't honor his side
>>939407962you're so original.
>>939407893Lol
>>939407870this one confuses me, nuri is one of the only non-FAS camwhores on this board. if you said this about donut it'd be visibly obvious, but this doesn't make sense
>>939407991No nuri has FAS just not as bad and also she's a narcissist while dc is bipolar
>>939408025seriously though she doesn't, and in this carefully-selected pic 90% of the indicators dont match up, like you really think nuri doesn't have a strong jaw?the FAS argument can be used on every other camwhore who posts, but using it here is just silly
>>939408069yes she does lmao and narcissism
>>939407893is this the triassic
reminder that Shane unironically simps for an underage troll with severe fas
>>939407893Sexy arm
>>939408220i get it from punching trees
right in their solar plexus.
>>939408206oh thanks for showing proof where you're from. This totally won't backfire
>>939408380i like how nuri's husband pretends not to be her husband in a subconscious way
>>939408400im not nuris husband
>>939408421proof?
>>939408431i don't know use 2 braincells and slap them together
>>939408451ok sono proof
>>939408451He doesn't even post in these threads to be fair lol
>>939408543lie he fought giga/david constantly
>>939408543how do you know
>>939408668Ok, sure...>>939408671Because I talk with him.He sends me images of black people eating chicken and watermelon, and captions it "Well, well, well..."
>>939408751Yea im sure you talk with him lolwhen are you getting a J-O-B
https://youtu.be/2uRLJZxINAQ
>>939408771When I run out of money, I guess
>>939408848idk that feel tbh i have own infinite money hack and am owed favors by people with absurd capital
>>939408668That’s because giga was attacking her nonstop.
lawl
>>939409684like nuri doesn't you're boring sperg more try to get revenge more on irrelevant site
i remember this cringe faggot showed his granpa gun lolhe put a mask on
>>939410265thats hannibal buress
>>939410336No he ysed a bame but i forgot like 8/10 namefags
>>939410354>he ysed a bameyes.....yes of course.
>>939410373he did with a single shot. I'd link but you're just a discord circle herk just want to say you browse/b/
>>939410477did what with a single shot? are you day drinking again?
me shane. me no use word full. me no like you. me short. me short man angry.
>>939410373Lmao >>939410477Lmfao he doesn’t even realize We are 100% attacking a special needs kid
>>939410559im literally 5'9 but believe what you want i do more than all fags itt put together also
>>939408421proof? show cock
>>939410611You’re that tall with moon boots maybe
>>939410559So you're attacking nuri the self admitted autistic i don't have any mental illness
>>939410631ok fund out (coward won't) show me any pics of you with women btw (you can't)
>>939410634im not attacking nuri I love nuri. I'm making fun of a midget caveman who doesnt know how to communicate anymore
>>939410664Yes that's why i have had sex and you don't
>>939410614
Nuri, are you still in the void?
>>939410658proof?
>>939410699all i have to do is say unga bunga and i get sex now?
>>939410734I just got home and am having a nap. I’ll read everything when I wake up
>>939410779Ok, have a good nap!>I’ll read everything when I wake upI dunno if you'd wanna do that lol...
>>939410767it's literally that easy just foid try to make it like it's harder than that. My first message to kombucha is ishe wanted to suck my dick. She's useless like every female and too embarrassing to have as a trophy. $20 hookers
>>939410826So your first message to kombuchan was “you want to suck my dick”?
>>939410927basically was a choice suck my dick or get a job and she chose suck dick
>>939410826well if my goal was to just fuck girls with the mental capacity of yours I would go do that but I tend to like to fuck people I actually like on a personal level
>>939411250lies
130iq from online non test yall
>>939411395133, clod
Josh: im mensa qualified despite never being invited to mensa
joining mensa is the real IQ test
>>939411468it's proof and it will never happen because faggot is just a pseudo
>>939411440To be fair, I never said I'm qualified to join mensa, I just theoretically have a high enough IQ to join.Not that I would because I don't see any point in giving them money to take a stupid test so they can give me a starbucks gift card or whatever. Unless it's like some masons deal, but I wouldn't know
>>939411564no you're a narcissist twat who if i said or anyone said was a genius would believe it
>>939411590Well I am lol
>>939411564>I just theoretically have a high enough IQ to joinThis is what someone who couldn’t pass the test would say.
>>939411624you're not however
>>939411635I took a practise test and am forklift certified. I think I can pass.>>939411665Proof?
is the retarded jewish guy actually trying to claim intellectual superiority right now while he can't even manage to type out a coherent thought?
>>939411685take the actual test oh wait you can't because you don't actually qualify
>>939411685i got a forklift certificate in 2014 hbu
i got my drivers license in 2009
>>939411708>oh wait you can't because you don't actually qualifyHow do you know if you qualify or not if you can't take the test?But no, I'm not paying $100 or whatever to mensa so I can take a test because of a 4chins ragebaiter lol. That's a low IQ play...
>>939412071you want fo brag about it atleast prove it or stfu narcissistic normalfag
>>939412138I don't brag
>>939412184Then stop pretending to be intelligent because you're not you're some below normalfag intelligence narcissist
>>939412280I'm not pretending, I speak fax my boy
>>939412369No you don't kek
>>939412410proof?
>>939412456take the real test
is nuri here...?
>>939412486Nope
>>939412369You speak teleprompter, son.
>>939412580I have a quip on that, but I won't say it
>>939412544because you're not as intelligent as you believe
>>939412774proof?
>>939391677Easy, the first thing.I'd get myself tested on ADHD waaay sooner, I'd take that stupid contract with the bank to pay in for a housing downpayment for like 20 bucks a month instead of wasting 13 years working in hospitality without having anything to show but expertise, experience and a permanent addiction.I'd take that apprenticeship in the high end hotel with the 3star Michelin Chef.I'd make my driver's licence waaaay sooner and not buy that stupid Volvo.I'm not unhappy with what I got, I probably have more than most people here. But I also missed a lot of prime chances.
>>939391677>go backwardsCan make myself rich, undo things that I shouldn't have done and be in a better position in every way.>go forwardsIn a world I don't know, in a society I don't know, with nothing. I could be homeless today and going forwards would put me in a worse situation.
>>939410955Kombuchan would never touch you
>>939413898Especially now, I would hope lol
>>939391677Forward in time
Let me call you sweetheart, I’m in love with you
I’m awake. What’s going on
>>939416219Hi Nuri, I've decided I might go and join mensa.Was your nap alright?
>>939416384What’s that also yes I needed it
>>939416219Hi nuri can you post soles please?
>>939417584Good, I'm glad to hear it!Also yeah, it's a society of smart people that I apparently have a high enough IQ to join according to their online practice test. I have no idea what they actually do or why I would join, but I like to think of it as the tumblr illuminati
>>939418246Soles>>939418312I always knew you were a secret billionaire that lives on fetus blood
>>939418957Thank you!
>>939418957the pussy peak is 10/10
>>939418957Indeed, that's been my secret this whole time...Nice lady bits btw ;)
>>939418997Of course!>>939419056I thought it was a nice touch haha <3>>939419337See, the only thing that I can’t sus out about you is your dog diddling ways..
>>939419583Listen, they ask for it. I do as I'm told, ok?
Also I'll be back in like 20 seconds, you trapped me with the hypno cooch again...
>>939419713I know you do>>939420073I dindu nuffin
>>939420423>I dindu nuffinI could comment on that, but I won't
nuri can I make a request
