Man I've just woken up and it seems like we're both crippled. He from the hickeys, me from the gut rearrangement. He sais he's gonna make me breakfast in bed but didn't have all he needs to make it - so he's off to the grocery store and commanded me to only leave my bed if I really need to go to the toilet. It's so cute that he wants me to rest. When he was fucking, it felt like he was intentionally destroying me - yet now he's so careful it's cute. Can't wait to see what he's going to make me :3

O_O

He made me a full Irish breakfast and sucked my dicc while I was eating. Was a bit risky because I had to put my plate next to me instead of on my lap but we managed. Man... Cumming while eating feels soooooo weird xD but at least he's very caring. He's just thrown the dishes in the sink and has come back in bed to snuggle with me. So cute. I just have my undies ready to put on when the delivery man comes to bring the parcel... But I think we're staying in bed the entire day. Just a chilly, snuggly day.

>>939520083
>>939521100
Let him take good care of you. You deserve it after last night's episode hmmm. Ngl it did make me horny and it might have made me touch myself to your humiliation session. I hope you don't mind that. When you stay in bed all day do you mean you'll also have sex all day? Don't strain your butt too much boy, you've taken quite the beating. Also which parcel do you expect? And do you open for the mailman in just your undies???

>>939521501
Yeah today I got topping duties hahhaha. He just said "wake me up when you need a bottom" and then returned to his usual snoring. At least no farts this time lmao. And I don't mind you enjoying our tales. A bit hot even, that we can turn others on ^-^ I expect handcuffs. You know what they're gonna be used for haha. They're gonna level the playing field and make me truly do to him whatever I want without him being unable to resist >:3 and yeah I usually answer my door in my undies. Not much different from swimming gear tbh.

>>939521100
Ho Ho Ho.

>>939522865
Lazy days are great :3

I'm trying to take better care of myself in spite of my depression

>>939524340
That's great to hear!

>>939524340
let’s do this together anon :) you got this

if anyone needs to be told i love them or anything let me know because i really really want to be able to love on someone rn
and i love you all a lot ∩^ω^∩

>>939524957
We love you too, kitty! Just got the parcel so tonight is gonna be fun :3

>>939525723
<3
hehe i hope you enjoy your day of dominance and pampering, you deserve it after yesterday ;)
i think you had the whole thread jacking off to you
i hope he’s a good boy for you tonight

DIA DAOIBH, 4CHAN FRIENDS OF HENRI!!!

Roles are reversed (he's topping) and now that lil' shite's making me type something here! But the brat doesn't have his glasses on his snout so I reckon he can't read shite of what I'm writing here! Now do I spare or ridicule him? Ah well, bit of both, aye? Reading his texts got me in tears of laughter! So here goes! I'll mimic his cries of last night HAHAHAHA!!!

ME BOYFRIEND HENRI IS A CUTE LIL' LUXEMBURGIAN SHITE WHO THINKS HE CAN DOMINATE ME

HE HAS TO BUY HANDCUFFS TO RESTRAIN ME BUT HE WON'T EVEN REACH MY HANDS IF I KEEP 'EM ABOVE ME HEAD! WHAT ARE YE GONNA DO? JUMP LIKE A GRASSHOPPER TO GET 'EM ON?!

BUT IT'S CUTE ALRITE WHEN HE TRIES AND HE DOES REALLY HAVE A DOMINANT SIDE HE'S REALLY GIVING IT HIS ALL! JAYSUS KRISTE HE SOMETIMES CALLS HIS COCK SMALL BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FECKING GOOD!

FECKER'S HALF MY SIZE AND TAKES BIGGER DICK THAN ME, HE'S A FECKING CHAMPION SO HE IS! MY LIL' CHAMPION MA BOY!!! I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ENDURE WHAT I DO TO HIM MAN!!!

FECKING HELL CAN HE CUM ALREADY HE'S STILL FECKING POUNDING ME DURING ROUND 1 WHERE TAE FECK DOES HE GET HIS STAMINA FROM????

I'm so gonna regret not writing down what he's telling me to write down and just writing whatever I want but I love ye Henri. I really do. XOXOXO. Yes I'm yer big dirty cum slut. Yes I'm a big boy who's a little bitch inside.

By the way POST PICS OF THOSE HENRY VACUUM CLEANERS AS A REPLY!!!!!! He'll laugh his arse off!!!!

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>>939527576
Man I don't know whether I should laugh or jack off at this. I am going to do both! Here's one image for you lovebirds! How do you even type that a with a dash??? Had to draw it on.

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>>939527576
I sense a punishment looming. Can't wait to see what's next.
> I'm so gonna regret not writing down what he's telling me to write down and just writing whatever I want but I love ye Henri. I really do. XOXOXO.
I AM MELTING

>>939527576
>>939527785
>>939527923
Omg wtffff! He's lucky. So so lucky that I'm out of breath and that be milked my dick dry right now but tonight.... Oh boy tonight I'm gonna give him what he asked for. I WILL jump like a grasshopper and I WILL restrain him >:o But also... At the same time... He's so sweeeeeet... THIS DUALITY IS KILLING MEEEEEEE <3

>>939528492
hehe you guys are so cute, this thread's gonna get sad when Ruadhan leaves, it's just gonna be depressed catboy being depressed, UwU Anon complaining his loneliness, and you missing your bf's warmth and your bf's cock

>>939528738
Yeah I could go at lengths telling you on how I'll show him my butt on videochat but ah well... The missing will be a month. I'll get over that. It's much more important for me that you guys find your happiness than me crying about missing him for just a month lol. It's just that it's been an intense almost-2-weeks but I'm sure that once he comes over here in October and starts working on the 27th (dad helped him get a job here), we will still be very active together but life will settle down and become normal. In a sense we're already getting used to it. Sometimes we just have moments where he's on his laptop and I'm on mine, completely doing our own things. But it still feels different when being together in one house.

I'm very conflict-avoidant. He's too. So I don't think we will fight a lot. But still, every couple does so once in a while I have heard... I'm wondering what our first real argument is going to be about xD I mean, I don't really count the soda bottle thingy. That was just funny. ٩( ᐛ )و

Bruh and how he's just straight up teasing me "Yer gonna cry at the airport, aren't ya" I'm fucking THIS close to grabbing the handcuffs and chain him to the bed until midnight if he doesn't start to behave very soon! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))

>>939524935
>>939524425
Yeah I did the whole dental hygiene routine, went for a jog, and had a healthy breakfast

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Hello gays.
Glad you guys are taking care of yourselves.

>>939530042
I've had more cum than toothpaste today (*≧∀≦*) oh God that sounds nasty sorry for typing that but mama ain't raised no backspacer
>>939531107
Ayyyy curlyyyyy missed ya!

>>939531834
Hey Luxemboy, hope you’re well.

>>939532094
Yeah basically yesterday my bf made me type a lot of humiliating messages while he railed me. I tried to do that to him today but he just wrote something else entirely XD >>939527576

>>939532565
Cute also hot as fuck.
Quit making me jealous you brat lol.

Okay, I'm gonna handcuff him this evening. Just reply with whatever I should do to him and it will be done (if within my abilities and his consent).

>>939533743
Btw I got 4 cuffs. One for every limb. That bitch ain't going anywhere.

>>939533780
Oh very nice.
Definitely should bite his nipples and maybe his lip while you kiss him then start kissing him all the way down.

>>939533856
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT TRIED A KISS TRAIL YET?!?! OMG THANKS

Also gonna tickle him to death :3

>>939533743
tickle him, grip his skull and make out with him don’t let him move or resist it, sit on his face and press and shake your ass into his face, spank him, choke him as you tease him
it’s his turn to be good for you ;)

>>939533856
biting his nipples very good

>>939533856
Is that an actual term? Because you know I'm not letting it die.

>>939534569
The kiss trail thing?
Yeah I would say so.
I’m a big fan of that type of stuff like biting and being bound. Also getting clawed and choked. I’m a bit of a masochist.

>>939533743
>>939533856
>>939534179
Start the kiss trail with sucking on his earlobe. Guaranteed boner. Also you may not be into feet but give it a chance. You don't need to have a foot fetish but if his feet are clean and he is ticklish like you said: lick his soles and he will SCREAM.

>>939534965
this 100% fuckkk
imagine him crying not being able to escape
make sure you give him lots of love and praise afterward Luxemboy

>>939534965
Adding to that: start the kiss trail with full body contact when sucking on his earlobe. Then lift up a bit for the forehead kiss. Then lip kiss. Then follow Curly's steps as you slowly move up. The more gradually he loses body contact with you, the more he will crave it again. Then when you are ready to fuck him, give him a full body hug after you've put it in.

>>939535093
Move down while lifting your body more up*

Thank you all so much, sounds wonderful, we will commence soon :3

>>939535093
the fact that some people can go into a game and just play it

Okay he's cuffed up. Now pretending to ignore him and being on my phone hehehehe... Noooo I can't do this to him xDDDD I really gotta molest him now, he's fake-crying!!! BYE!!!

>>939536881
let’s fucking go i’m so excited

>>939537774
Woooooo this was FUNNNNN!!! But again it ended with embarrasment @_@

It already started with me sucking his earlobe. He INSTANTLY went like "STOOOOOP JAYZUS YER GONNA MAKE ME CUM LIKE THAT ALREADY" so his earlobes must be REALLY sensitive!!!! Asked him to do it to me and fuuuuuuuck... that is indeed sensitive and hot!!! Anyway, I moved on with the kisses, bit his nipples and found out he has no sensation there whatsoever. He started giggling like "Bae, it's cute to see you try but I don't think I got any nerves there hehehhe". So I instantly crawled up and sucked his earlobe again to get him in a serious and horny mood again. Went down to his dick... the treasure! I sucked him for a bit but then decided I never actually gave him a handjob. It always came with a blowjob.

So I laid next to him and jacked him off whilst sucking his earlobe. Stretched the fuck out of my arm in order to reach it, but I managed! Helps that he has a big one hehehhehehe! And when he came I just kept sucking and jacking and he started squirming like crazy! Licked up his cum, kissed him, spat his cum in his mouth. I said "squirming already? I'll have you squirm you little bitch" and then I did the trail again, going over his leg... and when I was at his ankles he cackled "No... nonononono DON'T YE DARE DO NOTTTTTTT I SWEAR HENRI IM GONNAE FECKIN KICK YA HENRI NOOOOOOO" and he went NUTS when I licked his soles. Literally scream-giggling!!! It was so funny XD

But then I got a call. I was like "Not nowwwww". Just to be sure it's not a family emergency I looked who the caller was... MY NEIGHBOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no... Oh oh oh OH NO!!!! I picked up and he said "All good and well Henri, just need to verify... are you having fun little games or are you slaughtering a little girl? Do I need to call the police or is everything in order?" I profusely apologised and said we'd keep the noise down. He burst out laughing. Ruadhán burst out laughing. I had a face like a fucking TOMATO!!!!

>>939540066
After this I decided not to torture him anymore... but there was still fun to be had! So after some kissing and playful biting, I shoved a pillow under his back and lubed up my dick. I told him "try to resist as much as you can" and the fucker looks me DEAD IN THE EYES with the most neutral pokerface... puts on a mock French accent and says "Ou la la Henri are yu aveeng fun littol gaymez or ar yu gonna raep a beeg Irish guy?" I just couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. Everytime I climbed on the bed to fuck him again we both burst out in laughter. We both hurt our stomachs just from laughing.

Anyway, we finally regained composure, I put my dick in him and he started moving in all directions as much as he could... felt like I was on one of those rodeo machines. I just grabbed him by the neck and held on tight until I eventually came. Seemed like he enjoyed the choking because he was rock hard again. Now I wanted a REAL rodeo. Unlocked the cuffs, put lube on his dick. Put him inside me and then said "now try to get me off!"

And do you think he follows instructions? Of fucking course not. He grabs me with two arms, holds me tight to his chest and says "No... YOU try to get off!" And mannnnnn he started ruining me againnnnnnnnnnnnnn @_@ but it felt soooo goood that halfway through I even forgot that I was supposed to struggle and just let him rail me as I kept drooling on him.

What a wonderful guy. We're now dead tired again. So much for a "lazy day" :')

>>939540066
>>939540639
I wasn't planning on getting my dick out tonight but damn I guess I am! HOT!!!

>>939540066
Your boyfriend is funny but holy shit I would move countries after having my neighbour hear me fuck

>>939542637
Personally I’d get a bit of an ego boost but I’m a bit weird

Man I am sore O_O
>>939541521
Enjoy anon, shoot that load :P
>>939542637
I will not be able to look him in the eyes for the next five decades Q_Q
>>939542666
Haha, I must say, he has had his girlfriend over a few times and I have never heard a single moan or a single squeak of the bed. Does make me feel good that we must be doing something right if we are this loud :')

>>939542970
*posts a picture of a cat*
welcome to the cozy gay thread!
let's have a nice relaxing, cozy discussion today!
how is everyone doing? i hope your day has been productive and you're ready for some downtime now

>>939542970
Yeah definitely are doing something right if you’re making him growl like a wild animal.
Definitely happy for you two horny dogs.
Hopefully I can find a mate as wild as I am.

>>939543403
Working out right now just getting a bit distracted from Luxemboy.

Bruhhhhhh I almost had a heart attack. I said "Man I need to go to the toilet, put on some music because the sound is gonna be horrible Q_Q" AND HE GRABBED A HANDCUFF AND CUFFED ME TO THE BED AND SAID "No... I don't think you're going anywhere..." AND FOR A MOMENT I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WAS SUDDENLY INTO SOME ULTRA-DEPRAVED KINK AND WAS ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF!!! But then he just uncuffed me, smiled and said "Just kidding, silly bitch :)" God... I'm now on the toilet and I get that it's a joke (I even find it funny in hindisght) but mannnn there was a split second of fear there holy shit xD

>>939543403
KIMTYYYYYYYY *PETTTTTTT*
>>939543451
>>939543480
Hehehe just imagine that you're pumping a guy during your workout :3

>>939544322
Unf, if I do that I’ll start leaking.
Definitely after I’m finished though.
Need to release some tension.

>>939544322
He's already standing outside the toilet door asking if he went too far :') I love that he's a concerned softie. Ah well, I guess that as long as it's a prank and if we instantly stop when the other shows discomfort - there should be room for some pranks :P Anyway, he's gonna make some snacks to make up for it. Wondering what he's gonna conjure up because he got a shitload of groceries this morning. I know the dude's got money but sometimes he does know how to spend a lot too xDDD
>>939544404
A lil bit of a leak is good, then coom later at home, then shower - all done and clean! Though please don't coom at the gym, that'd be a bit nasty. (Says the one who got rawdogged on a fucking train jfc I'm a hypocrite). Then again, I've seen greentexts about gym showers so maybe you get lucky there :P

>>939543480
I mean I was still watching porn and playing games but I always had a bit of a guilty conscience about it and wanted to cut down on both but that didn't happen for a long time, I mean I went from watching porn a lot to masturbating a lot for sure, and from playing games a lot

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Mf made an entire charcuterie board. Mannnnnnn. That makes up for everything. Also, this meme would literally be us :')

>>939544587
I have a home gym also just deadlifted 315 I definitely am touching myself after I finish the last of my workout.

>>939545957
Shiiiiiit, don't you have a spotter or anything with you? What if you lift that heavy shit and it drops on ya?

PR or ER.
Also deadlifting is on the floor.
If I did bench press or squats then yes I would need a spotter.

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Whew.
I’m freaking done.

>>939546307
For some reason I didn't read the dead in deadlifting. One might say I am tired. How could that be? I'll let you make an educated guess as to who is snoring even louder than he moaned right now... I wonder if I will get used to this when we cohabitate x) If not, ear plugs it is.

>>939547461
good job strong man
you earned yourself a wank

>>939547536
Probably needs a c-pap machine tbh.
>>939547622
Wanna give me a hand? ;)

>philosophy class was cancelled today
>professor sends us a video on Atlantis to watch
Will my day be pretty good, how was everyone else day

Need a tongue bath.

>>939548544
Oh nah it's not the kind of snoring where he's like out of breath or anything. And I'd rather hear the snores than have all that machinery. Now I woke up to go to the toilet AGAIN x} And another reason not to have a cpap machine is that I wanna hear his sleeptalking. When I went to the toilet he literally bumbled "Don't leave me Henriiii" like how fucking cute is that?
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

>>939550320
Aw that’s so cute

>>939550457
I also like the complete nonsense ones that even get can't decipher once he's awake:

"Baking sodaaaaa" (That's it. Just those two words.)
"Shut up mom, I'm dead" (Was he dreaming about his own funeral???)
"Feckin' twink..." (EXCUSE ME?!)

But the weirdest one was when he looked so cute when he was asleep... I wanted to say "Awww you're so cute, I love you..." But RIGHT before I said it, he said "You don't mean that..." Poor boy, I even woke him up because of that and he didn't even know what he was doing in his dreams.
>>939550320
I keep forgetting my name tag lately. Sometimes it auto fills. Sometimes it doesn't. Odd.

>>939551078
That even he can't decipher* jeeez I need to sleep

>>939551095
Go to sleep Luxemboy you deserve it.
Whew I feel great now.

Good evening

>>939554127
Good evening fellow gay.

sweet dreams everyone

>>939554954
I'm still up though

Needs more bois kissing.

>>939555105
how are you doing? <3
>>939555131
agree

>>939555201
I'm good, making dinner

>>939555201
Then get to it. Start kissing them bois.

>>939520016
Hey gays, what’s up? Wishing u all a lovely day/night <3