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I find that Christianity is on the rise, every Christian I've ever met is retarded and believes in a magical sand santa claus on the sky. All Christians I've ever met have been judgmental ass holes using their beliefs to spread their hate and justify they're ass-holery
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>>939571460
Lana butt was a great butt
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>>939571460
A sacrificial lamb was bred. It was bred with the smallest penis and made pale white. It is G-d and proves G-d is pure love. This is its small penis and butthole. It is 100% real.

>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.
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>>939571460
The Lamb will be worshiped as G-d because it is G-d. That is reality

>“Worthy and deserving are You to take the scroll and to break its seals; for You were slain (sacrificed), and with Your blood You purchased people for God from every tribe and language and people and nation.
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>>939571460
Christians are the Jewish manufactured slave caste.
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Don't judge a perfect savior by an imperfect people. And why do non-believers get so angry at the idea of God? It's funny how OP mentions santa clause, I'm sure you don't believe in santa clause, but the idea doesn't make you angry because people don't get angry over things they're sure don't exist.
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>>939572627
A sacrificial lamb was bred. It was bred with the smallest penis and made pale white. It is G-d and proves G-d is pure love. This is its small penis and butthole. It is 100% real.

>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.
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>>939572627
The Lamb will be worshiped as G-d because it is G-d. That is reality

>“Worthy and deserving are You to take the scroll and to break its seals; for You were slain (sacrificed), and with Your blood You purchased people for God from every tribe and language and people and nation.
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>>939572786
you know nothing of what christianity actually stands for, but that doesn't make any of the people who do you have to be concerned with
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>>939573109
Tell me what Christianity stands for and maybe I'll stop destroying you.
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>>939572627
if a bunch of fucks believed in santa clause and constantly harassed me over it, I'd had santa too. believe me
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To actually answer your question, it's because their entire worldview isn't steeped in reality. Anyone who tries to publicly cut against the grain with their lifestyle is going to be a little annoying. Christfags are so potently obnoxious because they've been taught that THEIR strange behavior is for the greater good. I post one of these when christfags get uppity and start filling it out. They always shut up right before I get a Bingo, mostly because it calls out all the worst shit they do and every christfag does at least enough of these to give me a Bingo.
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>>939573302
So you hate an idea based off the people who tell you about it
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>>939572627
Yeah nobody's blaming Jesus for this shit. Pretty sure he explicitly told you retards not to deify him. It's you, the christfaggots, that we don't like. You could worship a god whose entire thing is whacking people with a shovel and I'd still respect and tolerate you more than a christfag as long as you didn't try to shovel it down my throat.
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>>939573829
Bro, it's like you can have all the answers, but you cannot make a retarded person learn the alphabet

What do you do? You just sit there and watch it all unfold because it's fucking nuts and people are fucking nuts
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You can just sit there and go, "what is that?" I don't know. "What is that?!" I DON'T KNOW

What is all this shit? I don't know
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What IS this? It's like it's not even real. But they post it. What is it? I don't know. Why do they do this? I don't know.

I went fucking insane
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>>939571460
I find that every person I speak to who basically doesn’t believe in anything is a genuine fucking empty, valid retard who’s entire lives are basically surrendered to the whim of whatever piece of pussy they’re currently fucking. I’d rather be around Christ cucks than said retards.
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>>939574245
I'm fucking insane and went crazy by the internet and want priests to chant over me as the real bred Lamb of G-d because I am that insane. I'm sorry but it;s really true and I'm that insane

>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.
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>>939574136
Emma Watson might actually be hot if she had a body even halfway comparable to this
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>>939574245
>valid retard
kek, even you know there's nothing wrong with not being a christfag
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>>939571460

It's strange that you left out the judgemental hate in your own post. Sometimes to see the genuine evil, you just have to look for who is spewing rather than be distracted by what they're spewing.
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>>939574367
She’s a solid 9 the way she is. You niggers are too picky.
>Her elbows are too pointy
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>>939574540
WHat is all this shit? Idk. What is going on in the world? Idk. How can anyone explain it or anything? Idk. The reason why no one can make sense of anything is because I came into the world and now I exist in a state of confusion. I made everything through thought and then I went insane

That's why nothing makes sense and everything seems weird and stagnant. I just went insane and I'm trying to figure it out to make it good again
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>>939574670
>whataboutism
Christfag haters literally couldn't exist without christfags. You who believed you were without sin cast the first stone. Christfag hate wouldn't exist without christfags being obnoxious in the first place.
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>>939574830
I really might be crazy enough to make priests chant songs over the Lamb.

It was literally bred pale white with the smallest penis possible. I'm really not lying to you. That's really how it was. Was it a Lamb bred? Probably so.

It's fucking weird but everything in this world is fucking weird

>All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world.
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I'm sorry but it's true. Trump is the fucking Antichrist. He is the symbol of worldly power that took hold of every household. It is real. I don't hate black or anyone who is brown. I have very pale skin but I'm Jewish. I don't really know what all this shit is, and I went insane, but I'm doing something that will not make sense probably until much later.

Like, being seen as a perfect sacrificial lamb bred with a small penis and perfectly pale white to save sinners? I am literally that insane, but Christians did it.
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What IS all this shit? I don't know. What is that? I have no idea. Everything just went out of control

Goyim talk a lot but they say nothing. I completely lost it because I loved too much and saw sins too much. I went insane and now the world is in some weird place where nothing makes sense and everything falters and I have to try to piece it back together
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I'm sorry but the world is now very bleak and sad and generally lost because I do not know what to do. That is the truth. That is why the world feels so messed up right now. I am insane and went insane, and G-d is insane and just made everything from his mind to make something. There is no big secret.

There are a lot of people who are lying to you but I'm not lying to you

>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.
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>>939571460
Nice ass but why would you display pictures of it if you've got a tattoo of some dude you're presumably dating? Ruins the mood. Glad none of my favs aren't doing that.
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>>939571460
>believes in a magical sand santa claus on the sky
That's real fucking cute from someone who thinks crystals heal, astrology can tell the future and men can become women "because they feel like it"
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>>939576181
>That's real fucking cute from someone who is a giant strawman
Nobody said anything about any of those things. I'd tell you to argue with OP's statements, but christfag sophistry is both your sword and your curse. We both know you can't.
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>>939577441
NTA but basically every single atheist believes men can become women. They’re just as dogmatic and superstitious as any fundamentalist.
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>>939572627
Matthew 7:15

15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? 17 Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Therefore by their fruits you will know them.
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>>939577499
>NTA but strawman
No. Do not make me break out the bingo board, christfaggot.
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I don't believe in anything that's like a god, aliens etc but I think christianity's followers can be strong people or weak people and that's something that can be said for any group of substantial numbers.

I don't think being religious necessarily makes you a bad person like i think op may be eluding to, but that there are certain tendencies, not all of which are bad or good in itself, but that depends oftentimes on the individual.

I think someone you could say is a christian like a person of a huge variety of labels and ideal/beliefs can come in a huge variety of shapes and sizes. I really believe that about people in general and not just christians and religious people
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>>939577629
First pics would turn true if the atheists weren't lefty fags and commie troons. There's based atheists and agnostics out there
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>>939579018
The first pics would turn true if we could stop framing christfaggotry as the only alternative to being a spastic troon. The christfags are largely responsible for troonery because troonery is just the fallout of centuries of puritanical autism about sex.
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>>939577546
>The "lamb and the beast choice" is a spiritual concept, often referencing the Book of Revelation, where individuals must choose between following the nature of the Lamb, representing purity, sacrifice, and meekness, or the nature of the "wild beast," symbolizing worldliness, deception, and evil powers. This choice is not just a future event but is made in the present through one's thoughts and actions, determining one's destiny as they either align with Christ's kingdom or the opposing worldly powers.

The Lamb was bred to have the smallest penis possible and be pale white. It Is perfect and sinless and we cannot be. It will be worshiped as G-d because it is G-d. That is the nature of our reality.
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>>939577546
The Lamb, representing Jesus Christ in the Bible's Book of Revelation, is worshiped not because it is God, but because it is deemed worthy of worship by God the Father due to its sacrificial death on the cross which "ransomed" people for God and its victory over sin and death. The Lamb and God are understood to share the same divine nature, meaning worshipping the Lamb is not a contradiction of the commandment to worship only God, but rather a recognition of God's revealed glory in the person of the Son.
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>>939580702
Lemme pee in your butt
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>>939571460
U burnin alive of crusade murder puking sick kike?
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Jesus is Lord



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