Waifu Thread.Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways>Puto el que lo lea>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void>Nothing is eternal; neither life, neither suffering, keep trying>Gaze up at the darkness>Embrace oblivion>And enjoy your time hereThere is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KdJcfmYvVU&pp=ygUXcmFtYiBmYW5tYWRlIGJvc3MgdGhlbWU%3DTodays inquirement: What would be your waifus favorite cake flavor?
>>939596980Strawberry.
>>939596980>>939597007thanks for noticingcheesecake
>>939596980seed cake
>>939596980Strawberry
>>939597425Seed cake? Is your waifu a hummingbird?Just looked it up, very niche choice, you must know your waifu very well if you think she would be into something so specific.>>939597550I wish I had strawberry cakes when I was a kid.Go to sleep.>>939597420Stop pulling out excuses out of nothing.Is cheesecake really that good, I cant imagine a cake made out of cheese of all things tasting good.
>>939596980Carrot Cake.
>>939597630it wasn't an excuseyes soooo soooo goood I'm having a piece right now
>>939597630Have you ever had one?
>>939597783No, actually.I barely like cake anymore, Ive never tasted anything other than chocolate, vanilla and pinapple.>>939597742It sure sounds like when you use it so much as one.Cake? This late into the night?>>939597735As expected.
>>939597955How unfortunate.
>>939598093Have you?
>>939598151Yes, you should try it sometime.
>>939598431I would like to, if I ever get money to treat myself like that.
>>939598582Good night and good luck
>>939598582gn
>>939598582i'm not the one who said that.
Glow niggers
>>939596980Red Velvet
>>939602927Glow nigger tranny
>>939603091Glowfaggot i'd rather die than be a pig
Wife.>What would be your waifus favorite cake flavor?How the hell do you guess at that?
look at this dude forgetting his wife
>>939604362Ah, hell. I was being distracted by having to do a windows reboot, so I made it short. Cut one corner too many. The most important one, too.
>>939604362>avatar
>>939604420not as bad as those cut pitswhat am i supposed to look at now
>>939604420That edit lol
>>939604439People always mention the pits. Never the titties.It's almost like the filename is to blame, but I don't buy that.>>939604494'tis a favorite.
>>939596980This is by far the most horseshit retard thread in this entire website. How is it allowed
>>939604508>People always mention the pits. Never the titties.I don't get the appeal of the former over the latter
>>939604508who cares about tits, everyone has titsthey didn't put any detail into those armpits though and honestly it was cooler censored>>939604538you mean the latter over the former
Look at my wife, my waifu's amazing.>>939596980Apparently choccy cake, other sources say scone-flavored (apparently this means nothing-flavored, it's just butter and sugar I think).The global cake market is characterized by a desire to try out new and exotic, "luxurious" flavors, according to my sources. Choccy cake however equals that entire market, making it the most popular flavor. Though, perhaps the sources differ because some simply don't count scones as cake.>>939604420great cropping>>939604509what's so bad about it?
>>939604548The former is pits, the latter is breasts. I think I got that right, at least in my opinion lol
>>939604509because they don't leave the avatar threads
>>939604553flat>>939604603oh you're just wrong got it
>>939604794no you
>>939604351you don't it's normally referenced and if not you base it off favorite or most seen with flavored sweet with a smidge of schizophrenia
>>939604538Hah, I think and WOULD hope that's most.I'm not as fond as either as one would think.>>939604548The world has more armpits than tits.And yeah, it's not a bad edit, seen like that.Zero detail or not, Altair was stuill obsessed with them.>>939604553Thanks.
>>939597630>Seed cake? Is your waifu a hummingbird?Just looked it up, very niche choice, you must know your waifu very well if you think she would be into something so specific.I made it up
>>939606122well, i'm a bit of an old soul. i've always looked up to my mother, and i've always been a guy that likes to get to know the people in my life. i've always been a guy that likes to get to know the people in my life.
listen up liberalswhich one of you pansies shit my pants
>>939607511what kinda post is this?
>>939607491not much to me anymore im retired from exciting life but the stuff ive done is too much to mentioni draw, cook, i don't do drugs and i make diorama displays for fun including charity work
>>939608054Now this is shitposting.
https://youtu.be/4G0SHlkJhlA?si=ymwXKwhLdU9Q801U>kneesocks claimed
>>939608054was it you
https://youtu.be/aoOoKlStRnU?si=d4WRyXAbwol4GhFi
waifu thread or avatar thread
>>939608405girls dont pooppressing enter on my keyboard opened Jill in a new tab>>939608548put your waifu as your profile picture on social media
>>939608622i don't have social media
>>939608622Didn't read maybe get over being a control freak
https://youtu.be/Q1I6YPGSSHU?si=D8dKPPIgYxCDBjJh
