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In all honesty to you think I’ll ever get a girlfriend
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I'm in the same boat. I don't think my wife will let me have a girlfriend ever.
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>>939601298
My wife definitely won't but did say if we ever get humanlike robo maids we can have one of those fer fuckin so thats alright I guess...
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>>939601298
Kek
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>>939601298
yeah man, i'm not even 20 yet and i've already been told i'm a weirdo, a freak, too weird to have a relationship with, that i look like a mans body, and that i'm too ugly and too awkward to even try.
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>>939599435
If you actually want one.
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>>939599435
I'm 34 and was never able to get one

Some people just aren't made for romance
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Well house games you're most likely to lose, if you gamble 10 billion times in a row on one dollar. I'm pretty sure you're gonna be banned before that is statistically likely. Once you get banned from one place they're not gonna want higher deals. You're really playing some gambles. You could have a time traveler go back in time assured I'm going to win this bet I got a statistic about it and then it turns out what'shis face. It wasn't in that book but you bet a shit ton on it for no reason other than having a gambling habbit. It created a cascading effect of parrellel universes that this was the most likely and now you got bobby fischer. And the world government at large not that you would care at a macro scale but micro like that.
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>>939602427
I mean if people achieved time travel why would they go back in time to have a party with stephen hawkins and not like hire some bitch to karate chop him at the right time? Not even fatal like a five finger death punch they can do this over time many times documented at least 5. It's a conspiracy if it lines up with the five finger death punch when these realities converge.
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>>939602489
Fuckin ask your girlfriend convince her you won the lottery, does she want to go back in time and bring your mom out of a technofuedal hood, or worse, or go on a vucking vacking?tionfuckingvation. How do you know time travelers aren't manipulating events? Why are these bastards all weird liars that steal every dollar possible and every lose despite being the most dumb cut throat cuts that ever existed? It's not like they're going for the one piece.
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>>939599435
Dude, you post frogs. Why on earth do you think you would ever have a girlfriend?
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>>939602196
>If you actually want one.
Seems legit. But I guess it's the same topic for many yungins. When I was your age my gf was my lefthand. Then I started to work out and go out more. Went into pubs and bars, tried to be confident when making a first move, always shared my current views on politics or just what I'm interested in now. Openly talked about sex and what I expect. Truly, just talk to or text online. It doesn't matter if getting no responses, only thing that matters is trying. But I know it can be hard now, when I was 19 there was grindr but that's for gays, and now there is onlyfans and more.
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>>939599435
Not gonna lie, I'm great at talking to women, I'm great at filling that emotional intelligence their boyfriends aren't capable of doing. And being the side dick while their boyfriends are in jail or cheating on them. But it's like heath ledgers said in batman .... I'm like a dog chasing a bone. I wouldn't know what to do with one. Once I have one. Lol .
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>>939599435
th gf 4 u
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>>939599435
i’m naturally flirty, but whenever one lands, i get scared and don’t follow up because i didn’t expect it to work.
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>>939599435
gf mommy
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>>939605336
>. I wouldn't know what to do with one.

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