I'm on vacation with a group of friends right now. Tomorrow they want to go to a nude beach, because there are less people there than on the public beach. It would be weird if I'm the only one who doesn't join them, but if I go there, clothes are not allowed at the beach. I'm very self conscious about my body, and I get nervous just thinking about it.What do you guys think, should I just go for it or should I try to find a reason to not go?
>>939603290TL;DR stop being an insecure faggot and or do something about it and exercise an eat less seed oil an sugar McSlop I guess.
>>939603353I'm trying to lose weight and already did lose some, but that doesn't magically make my dick grow lol
>>939603290Shave it so it looks a bit bigger.
>>939603511I feel like it looks even smaller when it's shaved lol
>>939603290You look old and young at the same time
>>939603880I'm 30 lol
>>939603290I have your build pretty much, anon except that I'm a bit lankier and I frequently go to clothing optional places.Nudists won't really judge you, at "worst" you'll have some girls slightly jiggling at your size like it happened to me and it was only because I passed in front of them.Unless your friends are assholes that will make fun of you, you should go. It's fun.>>93960411928 here for reference.
>>939604153Thank you for saying that. It helps to have someone who has experience. I'm not really worried about other nudists. Well, if there are cute women I might be worried, but that's okay. I'm more worried about my friends lol They have never seen me like that
>>939604307I always went alone and I can't really judge your friends from this side so it's your call, if you know that they won't really get to you with their comments then go, anon.
>>939603290How do I even think about showing urself like that. Your dick is a knob lmao do u have no shame? Like honestly, dont you think your friends will lose all respect? if they even had any before.I'm above average and I have no shame showing it, but if I looked like u I would hide it forever
>>939604656Most friends aren't that shallow, at most he'll be made fun of for a moment before everyone forgets about it.
>>939604674If a buddy showed himself like that I would never let him forget about his small dicklet lmao
>>939604737Ok.
>>939604334Yeah it's so difficult. I mean, they are my friends. But I also don't wanna make it awkward between us.>>939604656Thanks for making me regret posting this
>>939603462Lose all the weight. Get a tan. Then rock out with your cock out.
>>939603290To everyone else, you are just you. Nobody is thinking about how weird your body is. Everyone else is too self-conscious about their own body to care.
>>939603290your cock is pathetic lmaothe rest is fine nobody cares if you're skinnyfat it's normalbut that """dick""" lmao hahahaha
>>939603290You don't need to go, just camp a mile away on the hillside with your DSLR and telephoto lens and then proceed to post your friends nudes on /b/ because you're fat and ugly and they aren't.
>>939603290Say it as it is: "no, i won't go because my ugly looks will ruin the mood". It's easy for them to say "yoo lets goo nude beach yeah" when they look fit and have normal size. They will never understand why you don't want to go, don't bother explaining, they live in a different world. I mean cmon man, your bad looks will always attract attention, weird questions, etc., there is no way you could hang out nicely with this situation. It's always like this, only good looking people go to nude beach and they are genuinely confused why not everyone wants to be there. It's not about insecurity, this is just straight facts, you can love yourself how you look but it doesn't change the fact that your ugly ass will ruin it for others and for yourself as well.
>>939606023Losing weight is the plan, and for a tan I need to go to the beach with them lol>>939606065Yeah that's what I think too.>>939606114I never really thought of myself as having a small dick. That is, until I've seen other guys lol. I'm still happy it's no micro but it could be bigger>>939606190>>939606841I don't even care much about being fat, as I know I'm not super fat. Like, there will be men who are fatter than me at that beach. I just think they will notice that I'm smaller than them down there lol. And I don't know if that will change our friendship somehow. I mean, it probably won't. But still, that fear of being completely seen by them is there
>>939607596Also I wish I had the confidence to say something funny, like "the size doesn't matter when you know how to use it" or "soft size doesn't really matter". But truth is if they ever saw it when it's not soft, they would know I was lying lol
>>939603290I'm not sure I can do it. I've never been to a nude beach, I'm not sure how I would react. If I was in the group, I would probably force myself to go, but I'm not sure how I would react
>>939603290Some advice .. If you have not ever exposed your genitals including your nipples to the sun buy a very strong sun screen and apply it two or three times why at the beach! Trust me.. I did not and boy i wish i did as i had a 1st degree burn from not doing this and it fucked up my week on vacation as this happened 2 days in to the trip.Secondly Just go.. It will be a fun experience you will be amazed how no ones looking at your dick no matter the size. Well unless you have Hog Zilla then you may get a few stares lol.. My dicks 8.5 erect and 2.2 soft.. Basically a baby dick when not aroused .. No ones gonna blink a eye as you will see all sizes shapes and weird shit. Trust me.. i seen some dicks on the beach that was like is that even human lol As for your friends there not gonna say shit as i bet you they too are gonna be shy and kind of embarrassed.. Think of this as being in a gym's lockerroom your just showering and doing what ya gotta do and that is chilling out having some nude fun and ketching some rays.. But if you 100% are set on not going just say you rather not and be honest. if they are your true friends they will understand and just go on there own why you do your own thing why there out for the day.. personally i recommend you go as it is a lot of fun and is quite freeing and a bonding experience.. But thats just me.. anyways hope this helps ya some and have a good vacation op.. be safe and don't drink too much.. ;)
>>939608937Thank you! That helps a lot. If I go I'll bring a lot of sunscreen lol.I kinda wish I could go because I've heard from a few people that it is such a great feeling of freedom. Even my friends love it.Man, I think if it was just my best friend or a smaller group I would go. But it doesn't help that two of them have their gf with them. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind seeing them naked lol
>>939603290At least if you get an unwanted erection noone will notice.
>>939607596Tanning salon.
>>939608625Why dont you show us your boner so we can see if you are right to feel that way? Or maybe>>939609906is right and nobody would notice
>>939610005Just make sure they dont take pictures of you
>>939610712This, it's important.
>>939610547>is right and nobody would noticeThis is half-true as you get noticed in any case.
>>939608937>buy a very strong sun screen and apply it two or three times why at the beach!Let me just share a story of my first nude beach experience, which was at Hippie Hollow outside of Austin, TX. I drove to town for ACL Festival and decided to hit the "beach" (if you've been, you know why I use quotes) on the way out of town. I didn't plan well and arrived with sunscreen cream when I should have brought spray. There are signs everywhere saying that lewd and sexual behavior aren't tolerated and there are clothed staff walking around. So there I am out in the Texas sun and realizing I don't have a way to apply the sunscreen to my shvantz without it appearing that I'm jerking off. I managed to get it on, but I didn't reapply when I should have and did get burned a little. Fortunately my foreskin suffered the worst while my more sensitive parts were protected. It could have been worse. Anyway, the moral of the story is to think about how you're going to apply that sunscreen to avoid adding additional awkwardness to an already awkward situation.
>>939610547I don't think posting a pic like that would do me any favour lol. I don't even think it's that small, but I'm already getting cooked in here lol>>939610712I don't think they would ever do that. Do people actually do that? For what reason?
>>939611865>Do people actually do that? For what reason?To post them online, what do you think they do that for?