I'm on vacation with a group of friends right now. Tomorrow they want to go to a nude beach, because there are less people there than on the public beach. It would be weird if I'm the only one who doesn't join them, but if I go there, clothes are not allowed at the beach. I'm very self conscious about my body, and I get nervous just thinking about it.What do you guys think, should I just go for it or should I try to find a reason to not go?
>>939603290TL;DR stop being an insecure faggot and or do something about it and exercise an eat less seed oil an sugar McSlop I guess.
>>939603353I'm trying to lose weight and already did lose some, but that doesn't magically make my dick grow lol
>>939603290Shave it so it looks a bit bigger.
>>939603511I feel like it looks even smaller when it's shaved lol
>>939603290You look old and young at the same time
>>939603880I'm 30 lol
>>939603290I have your build pretty much, anon except that I'm a bit lankier and I frequently go to clothing optional places.Nudists won't really judge you, at "worst" you'll have some girls slightly jiggling at your size like it happened to me and it was only because I passed in front of them.Unless your friends are assholes that will make fun of you, you should go. It's fun.>>93960411928 here for reference.
>>939604153Thank you for saying that. It helps to have someone who has experience. I'm not really worried about other nudists. Well, if there are cute women I might be worried, but that's okay. I'm more worried about my friends lol They have never seen me like that
>>939604307I always went alone and I can't really judge your friends from this side so it's your call, if you know that they won't really get to you with their comments then go, anon.
>>939603290How do I even think about showing urself like that. Your dick is a knob lmao do u have no shame? Like honestly, dont you think your friends will lose all respect? if they even had any before.I'm above average and I have no shame showing it, but if I looked like u I would hide it forever
>>939604656Most friends aren't that shallow, at most he'll be made fun of for a moment before everyone forgets about it.
>>939604674If a buddy showed himself like that I would never let him forget about his small dicklet lmao
>>939604737Ok.
>>939604334Yeah it's so difficult. I mean, they are my friends. But I also don't wanna make it awkward between us.>>939604656Thanks for making me regret posting this
>>939603462Lose all the weight. Get a tan. Then rock out with your cock out.
>>939603290To everyone else, you are just you. Nobody is thinking about how weird your body is. Everyone else is too self-conscious about their own body to care.
>>939603290your cock is pathetic lmaothe rest is fine nobody cares if you're skinnyfat it's normalbut that """dick""" lmao hahahaha
>>939603290You don't need to go, just camp a mile away on the hillside with your DSLR and telephoto lens and then proceed to post your friends nudes on /b/ because you're fat and ugly and they aren't.
>>939603290Say it as it is: "no, i won't go because my ugly looks will ruin the mood". It's easy for them to say "yoo lets goo nude beach yeah" when they look fit and have normal size. They will never understand why you don't want to go, don't bother explaining, they live in a different world. I mean cmon man, your bad looks will always attract attention, weird questions, etc., there is no way you could hang out nicely with this situation. It's always like this, only good looking people go to nude beach and they are genuinely confused why not everyone wants to be there. It's not about insecurity, this is just straight facts, you can love yourself how you look but it doesn't change the fact that your ugly ass will ruin it for others and for yourself as well.
>>939606023Losing weight is the plan, and for a tan I need to go to the beach with them lol>>939606065Yeah that's what I think too.>>939606114I never really thought of myself as having a small dick. That is, until I've seen other guys lol. I'm still happy it's no micro but it could be bigger>>939606190>>939606841I don't even care much about being fat, as I know I'm not super fat. Like, there will be men who are fatter than me at that beach. I just think they will notice that I'm smaller than them down there lol. And I don't know if that will change our friendship somehow. I mean, it probably won't. But still, that fear of being completely seen by them is there
>>939607596Also I wish I had the confidence to say something funny, like "the size doesn't matter when you know how to use it" or "soft size doesn't really matter". But truth is if they ever saw it when it's not soft, they would know I was lying lol
>>939603290I'm not sure I can do it. I've never been to a nude beach, I'm not sure how I would react. If I was in the group, I would probably force myself to go, but I'm not sure how I would react
>>939603290Some advice .. If you have not ever exposed your genitals including your nipples to the sun buy a very strong sun screen and apply it two or three times why at the beach! Trust me.. I did not and boy i wish i did as i had a 1st degree burn from not doing this and it fucked up my week on vacation as this happened 2 days in to the trip.Secondly Just go.. It will be a fun experience you will be amazed how no ones looking at your dick no matter the size. Well unless you have Hog Zilla then you may get a few stares lol.. My dicks 8.5 erect and 2.2 soft.. Basically a baby dick when not aroused .. No ones gonna blink a eye as you will see all sizes shapes and weird shit. Trust me.. i seen some dicks on the beach that was like is that even human lol As for your friends there not gonna say shit as i bet you they too are gonna be shy and kind of embarrassed.. Think of this as being in a gym's lockerroom your just showering and doing what ya gotta do and that is chilling out having some nude fun and ketching some rays.. But if you 100% are set on not going just say you rather not and be honest. if they are your true friends they will understand and just go on there own why you do your own thing why there out for the day.. personally i recommend you go as it is a lot of fun and is quite freeing and a bonding experience.. But thats just me.. anyways hope this helps ya some and have a good vacation op.. be safe and don't drink too much.. ;)
>>939608937Thank you! That helps a lot. If I go I'll bring a lot of sunscreen lol.I kinda wish I could go because I've heard from a few people that it is such a great feeling of freedom. Even my friends love it.Man, I think if it was just my best friend or a smaller group I would go. But it doesn't help that two of them have their gf with them. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind seeing them naked lol
>>939603290At least if you get an unwanted erection noone will notice.
>>939607596Tanning salon.
>>939608625Why dont you show us your boner so we can see if you are right to feel that way? Or maybe>>939609906is right and nobody would notice
>>939610005Just make sure they dont take pictures of you
>>939610712This, it's important.
>>939610547>is right and nobody would noticeThis is half-true as you get noticed in any case.
>>939608937>buy a very strong sun screen and apply it two or three times why at the beach!Let me just share a story of my first nude beach experience, which was at Hippie Hollow outside of Austin, TX. I drove to town for ACL Festival and decided to hit the "beach" (if you've been, you know why I use quotes) on the way out of town. I didn't plan well and arrived with sunscreen cream when I should have brought spray. There are signs everywhere saying that lewd and sexual behavior aren't tolerated and there are clothed staff walking around. So there I am out in the Texas sun and realizing I don't have a way to apply the sunscreen to my shvantz without it appearing that I'm jerking off. I managed to get it on, but I didn't reapply when I should have and did get burned a little. Fortunately my foreskin suffered the worst while my more sensitive parts were protected. It could have been worse. Anyway, the moral of the story is to think about how you're going to apply that sunscreen to avoid adding additional awkwardness to an already awkward situation.
>>939610547I don't think posting a pic like that would do me any favour lol. I don't even think it's that small, but I'm already getting cooked in here lol>>939610712I don't think they would ever do that. Do people actually do that? For what reason?
>>939611865>Do people actually do that? For what reason?To post them online, what do you think they do that for?
>>939611896I think that can happen to women and maybe to hot guys, but I don't think I need to worry about that
>>939611865Come on im sure people are not gonna bully you. just show it already.
>>939611896Depending on where OP is, it might be illegal for people to do that to him.
>>939614869Oh yeah thought he still meant taking pics at the beach.
>>939614869once they are online its already too late and everybody knows he has a small d
Your clitty is so cute>S>H>O>W>H>O>L>E
>>939609720Personally i would go.. If this was me as it will be alot of fun.. but i understand why you feel this way.. If you got time sleep on it and see how you feel the day as you never know what you may do.. anyways hope what ever you do you have fun and be safe..
>>939611782I just applied it and did not give a fuck only takes a few seconds to rub it in .. But if you think people may think your being perverted bring a towel and apply it under the towel.. sitting down.. Less eyes on you and unless there eye fucking you i doubt anyone would notice..
>>939616635Heh, towels are fun to bring at nude beaches.
>>939603290just do itinterpret any bad responses as advice on where to improve. you could also attempt going clothed anyways, if the rules are actually enforced you just either strip or leavealso fomo is a really gay manipulation tactic, tell your "friends" that if they want to see you nude it won't be in public. if they are real that should shut them up.small, uncircumsized dicks are very practical at nude beaches. having a sensitive dangly bit becomes more uncomfortable the larger/heavier it is; plus boners are more obvious when it protrudes 8+ inches out. same deal with breasts.
>>939617090>small, uncircumsized dicks are very practical at nude beaches.Yep can attest to that, it's so much easier for me to sunbathe on my stomach for example.
>>939616988fun? not sure what you mean by that but if you mean are they allowed yes.. as you need something to lay on or dry off with.. nude beaches allow some clothing just not fully clothed .. I walked around with a hat and a t shirt for a while and no one sad anything my friend walked around with a bikini bottoms on and topless for a while..Clothing and towels are permitted unless posted at nude beaches..
>>939617214I like to walk around with a towel around me.
Ultimately, it depends on your friends, your attitude, and how accepting they are. I went on a trip with my boys to Japan a few years back and we went to an onsen and four out of five of us rocked out with our cocks out and the last guy was very very deliberate in staying covered up. Which told me he had a tiny penis, Even if he was just being modest. Now I think of him as a dude with the tiny penis and I always will. However one of the ones that did rock out with his cock out, had a tiny Jewish penis and fully embraced it. We joke about it all the time, and I don't see him in the same way as I do the other dude who was hiding it. So it really depends on the energy you can have about it. If you're the kind of guy that can roll with the punches and embrace it then you're going to be fine, if you're going to walk around all embarrassed about it then they might think differently of you. It's the attitude brother.
You have a Japanese quantity of pubes bro. At least trim it lol.
>>939603290I haven't been to nudist areas in years but back then I went fairly often because:a) fewer people in generalb) few to no children running around screamingc) I like to be nakedd) I like to look at naked girlsOf these, I was most disappointed by d) because nude beaches are not meccas for beautiful people with hot bodies. It is mostly older and overweight people.In conclusion, while it is possibe you will have the smallest dick there, your body will probably rank in the top 35% of the bodies on the beach. Also, having a smallish dick tht stays in his turtleneck is better than being a gross 50+ year old guy walking around with boner.
>>939603290You look normal, it's no big deal, we're already our most devastating judges
