Celeb Thread
Bingle and ready to Jingle
TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ONFIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Will you spam your own thread when no one wants to talk to you, Beady? Let's see.
y3s
will be delete
>>939619038Apologize for calling me bd this instant.
anal beady
shit thread
>>939619062Apologize for not making me groan and jizz.
are we sure?
>>939619062>>939619170Choke on your own vomit, you beady-eyed, needle-dicked waste of flesh.
>>939619171ME ME CUM CUM
>>939619062cute
>>939619171kill yourself
>>939619199Still not bd, enjoy your tantrum tho>>939619220I agree
>>939619261groan my edge
>>939619261Just start spamming again. This is pathetic.
>>939619261edge me now
mmm posters assemble
>>939619261start spamming again you fucking pussy
why are the threads so garbage?evidence points to75% BD20% Troy5% others
>>939619328groan me out
>>939619261post her tum
>>939619348because you are still here
>>939619348hey dont sell yourself short i think youre worth more than 5%
I demand accelerated posting of emma roberts
>>939619402moan me out
>>939619402ME ME CUM CUM
>>939619328Beautiful>>939619369That I can do
>>939619369
>>939619462post her bum
>>939619442How is it this slut has taken hundreds of pics but none of them are pokies or see through?
>>939619442ty>>939619462?
>>939619479
>>939619497
>>939619525:B
>>939619497Um you mean this talented queen>>939619515No worries beast
"Accelerated posting" is the most cringe-inducing term these threads have produced. Not surprising considering it came from Beady's diseased brain.
>>939619525>>939619549Mine is better bitch
Beady and Troy should get together. They're both intellectually disabled schizos who creep people out and shit up threads. They were made for each other.
>>939619574god damn take a break already this cannot be good for you
CHARLIE KIRK GOT SHOT IN THE NECKHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHERE THE FUCK WAS GOD PROTECTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER???BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAget fuckedHope he dies in the hospital
>>939619591There's a lot of competition to be my bride. He's going to have to up his game.
>censors your sabsheh... nothing personnel
The KING has many suitors but only one can be bride.
>>939619611nicky !
>>939619625MMMMMMM
>>939619525nice
>>939619649Troy
>>939619611
>>939619625>>939619649It must be nice to be so obliviously retarded. On some level you must know women find you absolutely revolting, right? You're the type of guy they instinctively pull away from in public and tell their daughters to never be alone in a room with.
>>939619611for reals??
>>939619611>>939619348
Oh my goodness that's a lot of hidden posts
>filenames
>>939619765ME ME CUM CUM
holy shit he really did get shot>Kirk's condition is serious but not life-threateningtoo bad
>>939619567Yes her
it's pretty bad when someone gets shot and i wish he wouldn't pull through because he's such an asshole but that's how it goes
>>939619729YuppThere is footage of itWas a solid hit, tooMan I feel born again right now. I am so happy. Im literally smiling like a nutcase right now
>>939619876Fat nigger
>>939619833Who cares I love of her
Nothing ever happens though and he'll surviveDumb fucking faggot will be back and have his ego more validated than everFuckin morons need better aim
>>939619876ngl the news has cheered me up somewhat rfk jr and trump next please
>>939619921yeah and they'll say god saved him, it was a miracle, and the usual bullshit like they did with trump
>>939619921Don't be mad that God is a Republican. Trump survived getting shot in the head and now Charlie Kirk will survive the neck. God Bless the USA.
>>939620029kek fuck this faggot you all deserve the same treatment
Fat nigga troy proud democrat
taylor swift blacked
Trump wrote on Truth Social: "We must all pray for Charlie Kirk, who has been shot. A great guy from top to bottom. GOD BLESS HIM!"so you know 100% that guy is a total piece of shit
imagine how completely rotten to the core someone must be for trump to call him a great guy. chilling.
Never met a skinny democrat
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
I don't need you farming my whole
Still mingle and ready to single.
>>939620243i'll farm your hole any time i want, hot stuff. it's mine.
Working on a sex farmTrying to raise some hard loveGetting out my pitchforkPoking your hayScratching in your henhouseSniffing at your feedbagSlipping out your back doorLeaving my spraySex farm womanI'm gonna mow you downSex farm womanI'll rake and hoe you downSex farm womanDon't you see my silo risin' high, high, high, highWorking on a sex farmHosing down your barn doorBothering your livestockThey know what I needWorking up a hot sweatCrouching in your pea patchPlowing through your beanfieldPlanting my seedSex farm womanI'll be your hired handSex farm womanI'll let my offer standSex farm womanDon't you hear my tractor rumbling by, by, by, byWorking on a sex farmTrying to raise some hard loveGetting out my pitchforkPoking your hay!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib9Jz9iydeQ
>>939619827Great. Another false flat shooting orchestrated by the heritage foundation to scare mouth-breathers into compliance with their every whim.
>>939620446the average gun owner
>>939620446is that supposed to be the child version of kate beckinsale's vampire lady? i only saw the first two movies. i'm guessing they got really fuckin' stupid after that.
>>939620607I love guns and will die before giving mine up, dont get it twisted !!New up close footage of charlie getting shot up on x now btw dude got nailed blood poured out so fast check it out
>>939620405Stonehenge is the GOAT.
>>939620651No, that is her. She looked super young in the first one is all, what that one is. Lilymo played younger selene
Holy smokes this thread is NOT very litty
>>939620751ME MECUM CUM
>>939620751ME ME CUM CUM
>>939620795That's what I'm saying man
>>939620231good guy charlie kept his word
Why did the stench-riddled, greasy, beady-eyed schizo spam the last thread and not this one? I have my theory.
uh how did he survive it said the artery in his neck ruptured
>>939620976he just got shot
>>939620996He's a tool of Satan like Trump. Only the good die young.
arteries rupture all the time seriously watch an episode of greys anatomy for once in your life
>>939621004I wish.
this guy who looks like Diamond Dallas Page is now the richest man in the world, surpassing elon musk
>>939621166he also looks like mickey rourke
>>939619038Stalker
>>939621166BANG!
>>939620976Stalker
>>939621290be my gay sex fleshlight as i look at livvy.
>>939621264You're always lurking.
>>939621362be my gay sex fleshlight as i look at maise.
>>939621324Your ass looks terrible
ᓚᘏᗢᶻᶻᶻ
>>939621290Does she wear nipple guards or something? Damn it
>>939621400Icky Nicky, hates the worldIcky Nicky, creeps out girls
>>939621399good night
>>939621399
>>939621441>>939621399Weird samefag
>>939621441>>939621473Really weird
>>939621473this is creepy behavior.
tim walz is praying for charlie kirkand that's why democrats lost.the first democrat who says "LOL Good! i hope that cocksucker dies!" will be the next President.
>>939621479
>>939621533Only Republicans are rewarded for hateful rhetoric.
>>939621404keep questing for olivia pokies friend
HE'S HERE
>>939621528What is creepy about refreshing the thread for a few hours so I can make sure to get the first reply to all the posters I am friends with? I don't even say anything I just tag them so they know I am there with them
HE'S QUEER (for helpless little skinny boys)
why is babs always here waiting to inject himself obnoxiously into anything when he clearly isnt wanted
>dear /cel/ diary, today i saw a kike loving narcissistic bible thumping cuntface with beautiful kids and a beautiful wife bleed profusely out of his fucking neck hole after getting shot by some old dude. He'll probably live but it was still a good day
>>939621166Can he do a diamond cutter though?
>>939621846when were you ever asked to speak for other people?
do we know who the shooter is/was yet and his* condition *assuming he's male>>939621852>beautiful wifeyo lemme see the wife
>>939621248Never seen this pic before…. She looks heavenly
>>939621852bro those kids are like wayyyyy too young wtf
>>939622000It was new to me too, I think I stole it from someone yesterday
>>939622067don't talk to troy
>>939621925
>>939622114>beautiful(¬‿¬)
>>939621731what is weird about talking to people in DMs while being the first to reply to them in the thread?
>>939622078Well thanks for sharing! She looks amazing
>>9396221102032 President
i dm people because i like them, not so i can try to brag about it in the thread but thats just me
>>939622110He looks like his parents were siblings.
>>939622233You are welcome, you save that photo and carry on it's legacy for years to come.
>>939622316Do NOT talk about Trump's apostles like that
Nah it's all pranks though. he got white kids he a daddy so i hope he lives
>>9396223742032 president
>>939622374You are one of the stupidest fucking people posting on this site. Let that sink in.
>>939622374Then there's this retard.
is there a version of JFK Reloaded but with trump insteadi always loved that game but i don't like shooting jfk and would rather shoot trump or vanceit's probably the GOAT PC game but nobody ever talks about it
>>939622374
>>939622374i like your pics but i don't like your opinions
>>939622508BD trying to suck up to Icky Nicky because he winked with his pink asshole once.
Shooter was old white malei always knew old white men (aka the best people) were gonna save the world
no sympathy for MAGA hat wearers every last one of them would eat a bullet regardless of age if it were up to me
>>939622374lol all white trash will be exterminated from this planet
nyt says they grabbed the wrong guy and don't have the shooter lmfao
Seemed odd they'd try to pin it on a white cis male. They'll eventually settle either on a POC or trans person. This is all about fear mongering to perpetually angry and terrified trump cultists will welcome federal troops with open arms.
Jesus Christ, HE IS STILL ON THE RUN.
mixed feelings. bravo on shooting that dirtbag, but... the shooter is still a dangerous nut and needs to be put away.
>>939623317The shooter was a highly trained federal agent. The patsy probably got cold feet and isn't holding up their end of the deal. Their family will be killed and the feds will find another patsy to blame it on.
>>939622560Thanks.
>>939622560>>939623390weird samefag
truth, I don't wanna read dogshit takes I just wanna see celebrities and jerk my shit to them
>>939622560Please don't encourage the obese pedophile.
Yeah there's like a 90% chance he'll make it. Boring
Wait trump just said he died lmao wtf
troy talks a lot of shit for someone who's too fat for most theme park rides.
you mean nicky?
>>939624227need a link lol
just wait i'll check
DRUDGE says he's dead holy shit
>>939624394is that the name he uses when he's trying to lure kids to his rascal scooter with candy? just kidding. we know he couldn't resist eating the candy himself.
He gone.....
>>939624564It's odd that the heritage foundation chose to sacrifice him. Why are they so reluctant to make a martyr of dear leader? Especially know with all the epstein shit.
>>939624564oh hes not surviving thathit in the jugular
>>939624751based lol
>>939624120wrong
>FREEDOM
>>939624929they freed his blood from his body
Did you guys see the streamer Cinna dressed as Roxanne from A Goofy Movie good grief
what's up with trump being the one to break the news? he should be a reporter, something he'd be good at. same thing when Lou Dobbs died and some other conservatives. it's always Trump who gets to break the news.
>>939625218gee, it's almost like his owners at the heritage foundation coached him on how to report the results of their operation. imagine that.
>>939624751I don't post her here anymore, but only for this reaction
>>939625477i dont know who this is
A prominent white supremacist was killed today. Sydney Sweeney must be devestated.
>>939625552>devestated
maybe charlie kirk was right. maybe gun violence is a good thing after all.
>>939625552she's Double D Devastated
Syd is crying into her William Luther Pierce body pillow.
>>939625525Sorry
>>939625525That's white nationalist beauty queen Sydney Sweeney.
>>939625826why
cite 1 instance of Sydney Sweeney espousing white nationalist views.
Fartbroken
>>939626110Why what?
>im so misinformed you have to spoon feed me all my informationthis is the average republican voter. no wonder none of them go to college.
>>939626271what?
>she didn't directly say she's a white supremacist>no one who doesn't explicitly say they're racist is racist>it's only propaganda when it favors minorities
>NEVER SURRENDER
this thread sucks
why are people so desperate for sydney sweeney to be a bad person
chill day imo
>if i assume someone is racist, that means they are
>>939626544racist
>>939626522>>939626547>if i star in an ad campaign championing eugenics at a time when white nationalism is national policy it's totally blown out of proportion>i'm just an innocent cute bubbly blonde tee-hee
wonderful, fantastic dayi feel like i won moneycan't remember the last time i was this happy
>>939626740kill yourself
nick fuentes is even more dangerous and younger
>>939626740cute
>>939623512I know you're generally defenseless and want accurate insults against you to get lost in the shuffle, but please try and do better, or be quiet. No one follows any of this.
