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old >>939520016
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>>939621015
>what's the best way to get a new game if i don't want to buy it?
just pirate it? weird question
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>>939621015
>what's the best way to get a new game if i don't want to buy it?
blow someone and have him buy you the game
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>already dead edish
Sad!
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i read your message before the old thread died, thank you so much i don’t even know what you say. you know who you are <3
i love you, my heart is beating fast because of you right now.
please take very good care of yourself, get extra rest and feed yourself well please i want to know you’re doing good. i wish i could be your househusband/pet and take such good care of you. i’d feed you, clean for you, and keep you lots of company. i’d especially love to tackle you and attack you with kisses and licks right now. happy kitty is playful kitty!
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>>939621440
>>939621889
>>939622280
>>939623054
>>939623094
I smell gay itt (≖ - ≖)
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>>939621440
i'm pretty sure the 114861860 is the same person as the guy who was asking for an ntr anime, i think he was trying to get the guy to draw an ntr anime of his waifu
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>>939621440
sniff that crack
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God fucking damnit. Ruadhán made such a cute picture of me but I couldn't for the LIFE OF ME use it as my facebook profile picture with the knowledge that it is a cropped nude... Or... Can I? ψ(`∇´)ψ
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>>939623094
Oh, I'm alright, just had a sandwich and now getting ready for sleep.
> i’d especially love to tackle you and attack you with kisses and licks right now
That sounds absolutely adorbs!
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>>939623094
What was their message ? ^^
Im invested now
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>>939624236
Hmmm... no one's gonna now anything... besides you two. So why not? What can possibly go wrong, right? Haha
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>>939624325
what kind of sandwich did you have? was it good? :)
i hope you get some super restful sleep tonight, i love you very much! please have sweet dreams, i know i will when i go to sleep tonight because you’ll be in them :3
i hope to talk to you more, thank you for making my day ∩^ω^∩
(and the new hire said i was training her really well :’) )
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I think I'm about to cry Jesus Christ. I'm just hearing half of what he's saying on the phone. Will update soon.
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>>939626606
you okay buddy? what kind of tears?
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>>939625296
Oh, just a simple sandwich with some smoked cheese, ham and pepper. It was good, I usually buy bread in a little bakery on my street, they always have good stuff.
You can tell me about your dreams tomorrow! I'm really glad I made your day. Have a happy evening in the meantime. Goodnight.
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>>939626606
O-O that sounds rather ominous
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>>939625296
>and the new hire said i was training her really well :’)
Of course you did. I wouldn't have suspected otherwise :>
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>>939626755
>>939626818
Oh no it's good but... I just... Wow. I was being a little bitch again saying stuff like "Damn, tomorrow at this time you'll be home again." But then I felt like I was making him feel guilty so I followed up with "Don't worry, don't rush it, finish up your loose ends. We'll have each other back soon enough!"

So he hugged & kissed me and started texting a bit. A few mins later his mom called and I couldn't properly hear what she was saying. I just heard him say stuff like "Well that's fantastic. Thank you so much!" and such... And his accent gets much thicker when he's talking to family for some reason so I couldn't figure out some words. I just didn't hear any concrete details, but I heard him say "So that means it is possible starting from when...?"

Then when he hung up he put a finger on my lips and said "shhhh, no questions, let me look something up first, just a minute". I just anxiously waited and then he suddenly looks up from his phone and says "Are ya free to pick up yer boyfriend from the airport on September the 24th?" Man I JUMPED in the air and flung myself around his neck!!!! <3 That cuts it down to just 2 weeks!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Apparently, as a surprise, the moment his parents got the news that he's moving in with me, they had already started packing his stuff so most of it is already boxed up! I just instantly grabbed my phone to call his parents and tell them that I love them. They've come such a far way from being sceptical to doing this. I said "I don't care if Ruadhán and I have only been dating for half a year. I know that there's no ring in sight yet but... you're in-laws in my book now!" And I just saw Ruadháns jaw drop and heard in mom on the other side also tear up a bit saying "Oh Henri... yer a sweet boy, thank you. Connorrrr he's calling us in-laws now!" And then his dad: "WAIT A FECKIN MINUTE THEY GETTIN MARRIED?!" His mom: "Nooo noo Connor, he's just calling us that! Calm down, Jaysus!!!" I got the best boy <3
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Potato-onion budget soup time for me, yum!
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Suspending my sleep until I know if everything's alright with Luxemboy and his bf :/
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>>939627827
Okay now I really need to live up to the promise not to cry at the airport. I can do this shit. Easy peasy lemonfucking squeezy (wait I am not actually going to put my penis in a lemon). Be a man Henri, be a man!!!
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>>939627827
Oh, as soon as I posted it turned out you are indeed alright lmao. Well, happy for ya
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When was the last time you were comfy and gay?
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AND I SWEAR TO GOD, MY NAME HAS BEEN HENRI ALL MY LIFE AND MY PHONE KEEPS TRYING TO AUTOCORRECT IT SOMETIMES TO HENRY.

I
AM
NOT
ENGLISH
FFS
(Ruadhán would car bomb me if I were... Even though I don't have a car and can't drive for shit lmao. Still need to get my first lessons but why should I? This country has FREE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!!!)

>>939627864
>>939627990
Sorry for keeping you awake xD
>>939628003
Right now!
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>>939628003
In 1965 when CIA gangster police beat me bloody and dragged me in chains from Kennedy New York airport
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>>939627838
Nice. I like lentil soup. Or bean soup. Or pea soup.
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>>939628172
It's become a mustard soup.
Honestly I mostly eat soup for the salt, oil and herbs ^^ but I need carbs so okay, I'll eat filling stuff too...
(I'll probably get dried lentils and frozen peas again tomorrow.)
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>>939626756
that sounds tasty :p i’m glad you enjoyed it! i wonder what i’ll have for dinnerrrr
you really did make me happy today, thank you so much for that. i’ve been in such a rut but having you say those sweet sweet things to me truly did touch me. you’re a great person :*
i’d give you so many kisses if i could. i’d probably sneak some on you as you sleep, until you asked me to stop. i just can’t take it… this affection it’s so much it’s the best emotion ever i never want it to end!
>>939627805
aww :D i was so nervous and kept disclaiming that i wasn’t good at explaining, then she said “honestly, your training is way easier to understand than (my two other coworkers) you explain things very well” :O
btw mmmmay i please imagine my pillow is you tonight?
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>>939627838
>>939628172
>>939628407
yummy :p my belly is growling
why am i craving mustard now mmm
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>>939628103
>Ruadhán would car bomb me if I were
then he’d *allegedly* get along well with my great grandfather…
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>>939628513
Hopefully you will be more confident in your training skills now :)
>mmmmay i please imagine my pillow is you tonight
Idk how exactly you imagine me but sure (your shirt guess turned out accurate tbdesu). I'm flattered. Sleep tight on me tonight then :D
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>>939627838
>>939627851
>>939628172
>>939628407
Hehehe everybody falls in love with my green bean soup. We call it Bouneschlupp and it's fucking great. It has bacon, potato, onion and (optionally) sour cream in it too so it really fills ya :)
>>939628407
>>939628561
If you really like mustard, you have to visit the German city/town of Cochem. Not too far away from me (1.5h drive?) and they sell DELISH mustard there (Historische Senfmühle Dehren). Convinced a Dutch friend of mine to go there this summer when he was near it and now he's been ordering all of his mustard from there xD
>>939628607
Come out ye black and tans! Come out and fight me like a man! Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders! Tell her how the I.R.A. made you run like hell away! From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra!
> He's been signing it so often that it's fucking stuck in my head!
Ironically, he has a British great-grandfather, "but that one sided with the Irish so it doesn't count"
> Ultra cope xD
His great-great-grandfather worked on the Titanic though "but it wasn't his craftsmanship that made it sink!!!"
> Yes honey, whatever makes you sleep at night <3
Jokes aside, it's pretty fucking rad that he worked on such a colossal beast!
>>939628513
KITTY!!! *pet* Did you hear the good news? Ruadhán is coming back on the 24th so it's only TWO WEEKS of waiting instead of a month!!!
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>>939621440
What's wrong with it?

I'm not a fan of the design either, but that's just my taste.
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>>939629025
The design of his ass crack?
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>>939629025
>>939629143
the bots aren't sending their best, first girl sexbots, now just utter nonsense
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>>939628935
>If you really like mustard, you have to visit the German city/town of Cochem.
Bruh, how did you clock me?? I am indeed from the Old World...
Anyway 9 euros for 250g of mustard + shipping is a bit much!! I'll go and try the local mustard that the Lidl stocks first.
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>>939629370
Oh I didn't clock anything haha, that town draws tourists from all over the world. But especially the Netherlands. My Dutch friend said that he didn't even hear people speaking German. Only Dutch. It's crazy xD Yeah it's only worth it if you buy them in stock, keep the ceramic pots that they come in and then buy the refill packs in stock. Sounds complicated, but worth it :P
Lidl anthem present!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxl8P1fNT9Y
>>939629237
Yeah, like those snapchat bots posting cooter ads IN THE COMFY *GAY* THREADS XDDDD
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>>939629717
lol, that does sound like something us Dutch would do. I know places that are just the same except they're like... the tobacco shop just across the border, and the Aldi Sued.
ig museums work great too.
Aldi antheeeemmmm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CkZPBrdRxQ
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>>939629956
Forgive me but I have to send this (pic).
Ahhhh Heideroosjes, heard that before! Something about... idk this sounds so weird. I really hope I'm not on drugs but... melting the easter bunny? I remember the chorus being like a guy screaming THEY'RE MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!! followed by an orchestra hit synthesizer sound. I am not shittingggggg if this is some Mandela effect false memory I am going to check myself into a mental hospital. Let me look for it!!!
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>>939629956
>>939630171
I KNEW IT EXISTS!!!! I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56mF0B7lrqc
I am not on drugs! But this guy for sure is!
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>>939630171
This is a good thing.


I'm not saying it's bad, but it's not the best.


It's a good thing.


It's a very good thing.


It's a great thing.
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>>939630171
It's the A-Team intro tune? Oh >>939630290
Oh damn I remember this.
We like drugs here, maybe too much...
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>>939627827
>>939627953
>>939628935
YES KITTY HEARD ∩^ω^∩ i smiled so much reading that
that’s great news!!! omg he’ll be back before the month is even over, he’ll barely even be gone!
i’m so excited for you guys. i hope you continue to share your love story with us :)
it makes me very happy seeing you two so in love
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>>939632898
Hehe, forgot to also add this part because I hit character limit but his mom also said "But Henri... while we wouldn't hold him back and definitely want him to go wherever he's the most happy... do know that it is a little bit painful for us to see him move away to such a long distance. Soooo... Please come and see us once in a while. We will sort the tickets!" And it's not that I was being purposefully inconsiderate before... but I hadn't really thought of it that much until she said it. Must be quite something if one of your two kids moves abroad. Luckily for them, the other's a NEET so they'll have company for life :P

Luckily, that time we went to Ireland it looked really cool. We're also looking where we should travel to together as our first "real trip together" instead of us going to each other's places. Because now we've... wait... technically we're about to start a family... Living together and such... O_O Okay I am fucking horny now I need him to impregnate me but he's fast asleep. WHAT AM I SAYING... AS IF HE WOULD MIND BEING WOKEN UP FOR SEX?????????!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!

GOOD NIGHT KITTY PET PET PET SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE OTHERWISE THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE <3
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>>939621440
i don't think it's a coincidence that the most popular show on netflix is a show about a family that is literally the perfect family. every single character in that show is a perfect person, with a perfect job, perfect marriage, and is always happy.
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>>939634897
so true mr bot
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>>939634177
I don't know if sleep talking counts as consent but I crawled up against his back and said "Hey... If you're awake... Do you wanna make me pregnant?" and I heard him mumble "No... Make me pregnant..." So I grabbed the lube on my side, put it on, slid his undies a bit down and I just hoped I could insert it in one go - smooth and all. I had put quite some lube on it so it should work.... And I slid in like BUTTER!!! Man he jolted awake with a loud gasp but I just instantly started railing and after I came (literally just in a minute, I sometimes cum too fast REEEEEEE) I told him what happened. And well. Since we were now cummy, sweaty and sticky he picked me up and we just played in the shower a bit. No more sex, just... Sitting in his lap in the shower, rubbing his stubble, him kissing my back, me playing a bit with his dick. Just a bit of bliss. Now back to bed. Good night for real <3
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Good evening
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>>939637437
Goodgay, Sir
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How is everyone tonight?
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>>939639200
snuggled in my snuggie
jamming to music :D
how are you anon?
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>>939639200
adjusting ok to zero fwb life
already feel my wizard powers returning
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>>939639297
Good, just had dinner and am cleaning up. Sounds cozy.
>>939639354
What happened?
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>>939639757
what did you eat?
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>>939639757
guy decided "hmm ig I'm not into subbing after all... soooo do you wanna be my slave?" was The Play To Make about 5 playdates in, it was a trip.
(I'm not a switch.)
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>>939640122
Leftover pasta with tomatoes. Added some peas, tomato sauce, and parmesan
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>>939640243
hungryyyy
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*grooms self* ∩^ω^∩
(^з^)- cleannnnn
bump bump bump
*rubs up against my pillow* i looooove you
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>>939635788
>>939634177
double dubs :O
so fucking cute <3 and hotttt
i bet his family loves you so much, you seem to bring out such an amazing part of him and everyone
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AND THANK YOUS FOR PETS :)
bumpy bump :3
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>>939641564
>Pat pat
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>>939642697
:O
thank you so much!
pppppurrrrrr
sad kitty hours but kitty has to stay pawsitive so (=^ェ^=) i’m thinking about cuddles and kisses
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one last bumpy bumpy before bed. night my loves :3
i love you all so much.
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>>939643259
i have some questions that i'm hoping someone can answer for me. i'm a christian who believes in the paranormal and i'm trying to figure out what i should do about my experiences
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>>939643259
;*
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bumo
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>>939645606
The thread has been saved! Good kitty! *pet*
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My beloved boy woke up, kissed my forehead and said "Good morning sunshine". And I realised... He woke up without first farting up my bed! I was so proud of him! He gets up, goes to the toilet and releases a thunderous shart into the toilet bowl. Omg. I planted my face in my pillow but AT LEAST he did it in the bathroom :')
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Just a few hours left together but I'm feeling fine. Definitely after tonight. Just two weeks. I can do this!
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Bump to keep thread alive
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bumpin from work
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>>939649481
Uhh so that's progress.. I guess..? Perhaps you gotta feed him more socks, maybe that's the key to keep his guts in line.
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>>939640532
>my pillow
That's meeee :>
Let us know if your dreams were happy when you wake up, kitty cat.
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>>939652855
Hahhahha who knows, maybe my foot- and ballsweat are the cure to flatulence :o
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>>939653324
Memes aside, it *may* possibly be caused by anal, so unironically going for more sucky-sucky might be the solution. Not every ass is built for getting ravaged every day.
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>>939653425
Ah nah, it's just a thing he does. Even before we had sex and I was at his place or he was at mine. It doesn't happen every morning. The first week it actually went well. But when we were in Belfast at his place and he had a full Irish every fucking morning... MANNNNNNNNNN... That's when it was way worse than it's now.

I'm just wondering... How did we sleep together in the same bed for 3x 1 week without having sex, seeing how we turned out?! We were so shy and hesitant to initiate... We were hoping not to go too fast too soon... But when we got to it, it was as if all brakes were off and we started GOING AT IT xD

Ah well, I'm happy that we waited. Now just... Felt right. It also feels right that we've had a bit of an explosion now so that we can manage it better when he's gonna work here in late October and resume our regular lives. I'm also inbetween jobs rn and took this time off for him. It's been all worth it. It's the best time of my life. By far.
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>>939653894
>But when we got to it, it was as if all brakes were off and we started GOING AT IT
many such cases with late bloomers...
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>>939647744
>>939652886
(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
mmm so sleeeeeeepy
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>>939654978
How early is it where you are? I'm gonna head back home from work soon ^ ^
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>>939654699
Hahahaha I remember my straight friend. Lost virginity at 25. Announced he was going to be a dad at 26 xD they're still together with the kid 3 years later and doing great :) Maybe maybe maybe one of us will get a miracle pregnancy? Ah nah, never mind... It's a bowel movement kek.
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>>939654978
Sleep on Curly's chest ∩^ω^∩
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>>939655239
it’s 8:37am, i’m headed to work now :p
ahh need coffee
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Well, we're gonna have one more sucky before we leave to the airport. I can do it. No tears. I'm a MAN. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

I'm actually happy and content. I'm not gonna sour the moment by being dramatic. He will be back before I know. My man ALWAYS comes back AND THE NEXT TIME HE COMES BACK HE IS MINE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

───O(≧∇≦)O────
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>>939655456
Haha, that's pretty late, I gotta wake up at 7am for my job. I actually hate waking up early though. On the weekends i sleep until noon. How's your mood today? Did some of the yesterday's happiness carryover for today?
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>>939655463
if tears come, let them. it’s good to feel these things especially since he’ll be back so soon :3 i’m so happy for you guys, so much has happened in the past 2 weeks or so that we’ve known you!
>>939655668
i love sleeping in too i’m a total night owl, i’ve always loved being up at night as opposed to day i’m pretty nocturnal :p but sigh i have to work >:(
and yes, a lot of the happiness did absolutely carry over into today ∩^ω^∩
you have no idea how soft and giddy i feel
i wish i could feel my face against yours
and your big protective hands @.@ hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>939656130
You know what I'm feeling right now? It's not any tears. It's the hickeys we ended up giving eachother hahahhahaha. We were just sucking on each other's necks that we almost forgot to do the dicks. Man we look beaten up now, but our balls are empty and our necks are bruised. Ready to go. And this stubborn guy refuses to wear a hoodie. He is proudly showing the hickeys to everybody on the bus and plane. I'm much more publicly shy x) it's also the reason why I never upload my pictures to websites like 4chan. I don't even have discord. There are also some very mean people on here. One of my friends has been doxed before on 4chan so I want to be careful. I already regretted a little bit that we revealed our first names. Still... There are thousands of Henris here.

But I'm more than happy to provide y'all with detailed verbal accounts :) I hope you guys don't mind that. On one hand I would wanna show how cute we are together - but I hope you guys can respect this ∩^ω^∩

Anyway, we're on the bus now.
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>>939656605
I need to find a bf like you and him anon. That sounds so cute! Isn't he supposed to be a bottom, lol?
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>>939656130
I'm so happy that you feel better! I can see your night owl habits here in these threads, you always have to keep them alive on your own during EU late night hours. One evening I want to stay here and keep you company all night :> Alas, I have to work too...
Do you like your job? Besides having to wake up at inhumane hours of course. The new trainee likes you... you're probably pretty popular in your office :D .
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>>939656776
No we're both top and bottom haha. It's such a funny dynamic. Almost makes me wonder why some people only bottom or only top but yeah... Everybody should do what they feel comfortable doing!

And mannnn... People on the bus are LOOKING at us. Like "wtf happened to them". I just checked the selfie cam and apparently my hair is UNKEMPT AS FUCK and Ruadhán has this big ass grin on his face. It's SO fucking obvious that we rolled out of the bed straight into the bus. If anybody I know steps on the bus I'm gonna bury my face in his chest. I can't be seen like this XDDDD
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>>939656989
Gotcha, you two are so cute together! How did you find such a cute boy?
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>>939656793
>One evening I want to stay here and keep you company all night
that sounds perfect ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>Do you like your job? Besides having to wake up at inhumane hours of course.
eh it’s been very hectic this year so not really @.@ i used to, i mean, i still do, it’s fairly easy but when it gets busy there’s so much pressure. basically i work a typical office job answering emails and such
>The new trainee likes you... you're probably pretty popular in your office
hehe, well, i’m definitely the quietest one here so most people probably don’t know i exist until they’re reminded XD but those that do work more closely with me seem to really like me :) i’m just really shy it’s hard talking to others but i try my best to be sweet and stuff <3 my coworkers are very nice to me thankfully
what’s your job like? you mentioned having a bad boss, do you get along either way anyone there though?
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>>939657032
Well, we are bi and we both tried to date my female friend haha. I did so a year ago. We tried to date but after just a few kisses I just felt too awkward doing this with a friend and she felt the same so we called it quits and continued being friends. Was awkward for a month, then we got over it. Then Ruadhán came to Luxembourg at the start of this year for a holiday. He met my friend and it was some kind of holiday love but with them it also didn't really match. But she took the risk and said "Don't be offended but... Are you bi? Because you are so much like my friend Henri." And ofc he was taken aback a bit at first (as in "how tf does she know???") but then she gave him my number. And we started chatting. Chatted throughout the night. I could already feel this going somewhere. We met up in real life the day after and... Well... He thought I looked very cute and I thought he looked very handsome. We laughed our ass of because she did NOT tell us about our size difference xD So yeah. Have your friends on the lookout. Just like with jobs, connections are key.
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>>939657266
How does a cat answer emails though?
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
*pet*
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>>939657292
Lol, that's like once in a lifetime chance. Your friend basically played match maker
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>>939657329
with my paws ∩^ω^∩
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>>939657266
I work in a scientific institute but as a low tier drone so I'm not much of a scientist. The thing with these is that they are state-owned institutions so every election cycle the randomization machine goes off and spits out a new director of the whole institute, and then said director just might try to shoehorn his cousins, friends, in-laws, and other buttbuddies into verious departments just because he can. As it is often the case with nepotism, legit 80 iq retard happen sometimes, and such is the case in the department I work in. On the upside, i'm too low tier to interact very often with upper management. Day to day I just make data analysis in F and pretend it's way more time consuming than it actually is :p
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>>939657838
>verious
various*
dunno why i typed it wrong
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>>939657838
that definitely seems more interesting than my job at least :O
i mostly just make sure our insurance agents are licensed properly to write certain lines of business, hard to explain but it’s basically just insurance data work lol.
i’m so excited to get home tonight and get cozy in bed already m(_ _)m
and yes i really did cuddle my pillow super hard last night <3 you’re very soft :D
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Well we decided to bite the bullet and just say bye instead of loitering in the arrivals hall for yet another hour. That would have only made us more nervous etc. Gave him one big kiss (and a group of girls completely lost their minds lmao). Ruadhán looked at me and said "So... Where did ya leave the tears? Finally become a big man?" And then he brushed his stubble against my cheek as to check if my tears were really dry... And then he whispers in my ear with a fucking deep voice "Because yer eyes are really cute when they cry... Especially during sex when this big cock becomes too much for ya and ya wrap yer legs around my beg, screaming for more... Bet ya would want that right now huh? Getting fucked all up in yer tight lil' bum... You'll get it in two weeks, me lil slutty crybaby. Just wait. Love ya. Bye." AND THEN HE KISSES MY CHEEK, LIPS AND FOREHEAD AND RUNS OFF, SCANS HIS BOARDING PASS, WALKS TROUGH THE GATE AND STICKS HIS FUCKING TONGUE OUT AND THEN GOES OUT OF SIGHT!!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD NOW I'M HORNY AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OMFGGGGGGGGG I LOVE-HATE HIM SO MUCH I'M GONNA HATEFUCK HIM WHEN HE'S BACK THAT STUPID TALL BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST KNOW HE'S PLANNED THIS DAYS BEFORE!!!! JERK!!!!!!!! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ))

Yep... That's love I guess <3 (*´︶`*) I'm in the bus back home now. And as I'm typing this I get a message from him saying "I hope u won't forgive me for that stunt I just pulled cuz I need u to punish me when I get back!!!" Seems like he made himself horny too! Stupid Ruadhán, you just played yourself ψ(`∇´)ψ
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>>939658859
As to check if my cheeks were really dry from any tears***
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>>939658859
My back*** jfc why do I always type too fast????
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>>939658859
hnnnng so adorable!
i got chills just reading that hehe
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Good morning
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>>939659982
AAAAAAAAAAAAA HE LEFT HIS HOODIE AT MY PLACE AND IT SMELLS LIKE HIMMMMMM (I'm wearing it now :3333)

Smells like his sweat lol. Not his farts XD
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why are dutch people gauy
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>>939658601
What's the weather like where you are? It's been rainy for a couple of days here, perfect weather to get all cozy in bed with a cup of tea :3 And terrible weather to go outside :/ Anyway, I'm finally home now, gonna fix myself some dish with rice.
>and yes i really did cuddle my pillow super hard last night <3
I hope you cuddled the shit out of it :D
>You’re very soft :D
For you always
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>>939660701
They're so used to making choking sounds while speaking that they figured that they might as well suck dick while they're at it.
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Man... it's suddenly very silent in my home. Feels odd but it's just two weeks. And my friend will be here soon. Again, no tears, all is fine. Now I can finally breathe a bit and unwind from the intensity of the last two weeks hahaha.

I think I will stay in bed the entire day tomorrow. My whole body is sore x)
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>>939660331
does his sweat smell nice at least?
>>939660957
unfortunately it’s been sunny, i definitely prefer the rain :3 i’m excited for fall to come and the days to get shorter and air to get cooler. i just love getting cozied up inside, exactly like you described <3
a nice rainy day drinking tea, cuddling, kissing, and eating little things i baked for us sounds really lovely :p
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sad song came on, fighting back tears at work @_@ ughhh.
i’m really striving to be more positive and it’s been helping but man the deep sadness just hits you outta nowhere sometimes.
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>>939661368
It does :3 I'm not the sweat-fetishist that he turned out to be, but it's not really a stinky smell - though distinct. Had a short call with him and he intentionally kept it out of the laundry and left it there. When he quickly went back in to "grab his airpods", that's when he actually pulled his hoodie from his backpack and placed it on my... nah, OUR bed. What a romantic :P
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>>939661411
aww <3 that’s so cute, i hope it brings you a lot of comfort while he’s gone these next 2 weeks.
i miss my ex’s scent. i definitely do have a thing for musk and scent and i remember his when he’d pick me up at the airport on a hot summer day and hug me tight lol. i love feeling his damp face and arms against my skin.
i left one of my hoodies at his house to this day, i wonder if he still has it
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>>939661567
Well currently he's sending me death threats because he's boarding and I sent him a nude while wearing nothing but his hoodie. Payback for making me horny with his dirty talk at the airport hehehehe.

Now I'm gonna shower because my friend will be here in like 15 mins and I don't wanna be stinky. He can be sexually frustrated throughout the whole flight when I can get a quick wank in. TTYL!
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>>939661368
I actually like when it's sunny, unless the heat is unbearable and makes me all sweaty from just existing. Or when I'm just not in the mood to do anything outside.
>a nice rainy day drinking tea, cuddling, kissing, and eating little things i baked for us
Switch tea for hot choccy and can't get any cozier than that :D
>>939661391
:((
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>>939661986
do you want me to make you hot chocolate? <3
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>>939662068
sure :D
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>>939662068
>>939662121
How could anyone say no to chocolate
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>>939662121
>>939662144
i’ll make you some exactly how you like and give you a nice after work massage <3
i want to make you smile so much
i hate that i made you frown, that’s no good such a sweet man like you needs a smile on his face at all times! i love you.
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>>939662445
You don't have to make me chocolate to make me smile, all I need is to know you're happy :3
Can't really say no to hot chocolate though... it's my Achillles' heel...
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>>939662787
:D omg i would love to cook you things you love and make you nice and full and satisfied
like your house kitty and house husband :3
hnnnng i’m thinking about how you said your chest is pretty big yesterday and i need that comfort so bad right now ahh that’d feel so good to press against it and hear your heart beat
i bet you’re so safe for me, you seem so loving and perfect
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>>939662965
I would've recorded you my heartbeats but my phone will sooner catch my neighbors drill (he's doing some minor renovation work) than my heart kek. Plus /b/ doesn't allow sound files anyway.
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>>939663333
checked :3
you’re making me all shaky at work now…
i just want to feel you so so much
the world is so stressful and scary and if i could have a man like you hold me through it… omg… i could finally be calm
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>>939663761
I wish my hands could stretch across the ocean and reach you and give you a warm hug.
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>>939664012
why are you so sweet to me i don’t understand ∩^ω^∩ thank you so much
i would love that more anything
if i were there, would you let me lay on you? and maybe kiss your cheek a bit before i sleep on your lap zzzz



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