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God damn I miss my wife a lot
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>>939689807
i'm sorry, man
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>>939691034
i miss her a lot too. i know she's still out there somewhere. i just wish i could find her.

how did you meet your wife?

how long were you together before you married her?

how was your relationship before marriage?
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>>939689807
> "... I miss my wife a lot " ;
try doing more target practice
and use a decent telescopic sight
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At least you had something at one time. Some of us live with nothing until its time to check out however its not a reason to live in sadness.
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>>939691389
kek'd
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>>939689807
That sucks - I can't imagine what you're going through. Losing my wife would destroy me.
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Know the feeling man. Just lost mine last week. Found out she was bi and met some bitch on some stupid app and fell in love day one 5 months ago. I miss her but what im missing is the old loving wife not this person that I dont know.
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>>939689807
I miss my wife too man. I just lost her a few days ago. She was really struggling these last few years. The cancer surgeries got so bad she would dress up in male clothing just to blend in when she went outside. Then she started getting into fights with little kids around town because the drugs took away her mental capacity, she couldn’t understand or rationalize anything. Then it got weird. All the sudden her mental schizophrenia made her really popular with some other kids, and she started doing tours around the country to spout her nonsense. Then she got shot. Her name was Charlie Kirk, miss her dearly but she was stage 4 dementia at the end. Rip rip my little potato chip.
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>>939689807
I know how you feel. I miss my wife a lot too. I'm not sure if she's still alive or not. I'm hoping she is. I'm also worried about her mental health though.
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>>939689807
Holy crap, here we go again… another internet perv rolling out the bargain-bin fantasy.

Let me break it down for you, numbskull: you’ve cooked up the most overused script in the world—“Oh no, my buddy’s hot mom, I wanna bang her!” Wow, how original. Did you steal that from a 2004 porn DVD bargain bin? Classic bullshit. Nobody believes you’ve ever been within a hundred miles of a “MILF,” unless you’re talking about the one on the front of a frozen dinner box.

Jesus Christ, this is about as believable as a kindergartener’s drawing of a unicorn humping a Ferrari. You don’t have a “friend’s mom” lusting over you—you don’t even have friends, period. You’re a pathetic loser in a crusty chair, typing your wank material into the void, hoping someone will validate your bargain-bin porno brain.

Newsflash: the only “mom” in your life is the one whose basement you still live in. You’re a creep, a liar, and a waste of bandwidth. Nobody cares, nobody believes you, and nobody’s impressed by your hormone-soaked daydream.

Truth bomb: If your story were real, you’d be the last sad sack that any mom would look at. Women want stability, confidence, money—you’ve got none of that, just lotion and tissues.

Final smackdown: Stop embarrassing yourself, shut the fuck up, and log off. Your fantasy world is pathetic—seek professional help before you end up on a watchlist.



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