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What did Jesus say about guns?
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Stay strapped or get clapped
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>>939728794
Learn trigger discipline
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Why does Jesus look like he streamed a failing channel on twitch?
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Matthew 10:34:
>Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
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Jesus says youre all fags
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>>939732053
Shit, he is omniscient
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Jesus told me to fuck down syndromes
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>>939728794
> He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
— Luke 22:36

> The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the Lord.
— Proverbs 21:31

> A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
— Ecclesiastes 3:8

> The Lord is a man of war; the Lord is his name.
— Exodus 15:3

> Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up: Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.
— Joel 3:9-10

> Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
— Psalm 144:1

> Only that the generations of the children of Israel might know, to teach them war, at the least such as before knew nothing thereof.
— Judges 3:2

Jesus spoke often of the need for self-defense and that all should be ready to go to war to protect their beliefs. Men need weapons of war to go to war, and in the modern era, that means guns. Quod erat demonstrandum
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He never said a word about them. He did talk about swords but they were a tool of the Roman occupation and therefore a tool of evil.
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Gun is more effective but a sword is much fucking cooler
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Do Christians deny that Jesus was a real sacrificial lamb bred with the smallest penis and pale white? Because that is the cold hard truth about our reality

>The choice between the Lamb and the Beast, primarily a concept from the Book of Revelation in Christianity, presents a fundamental spiritual decision: following the path of Jesus Christ (the Lamb), characterized by purity, sacrifice, and ultimate divine authority, or yielding to the Antichrist (the Beast), representing deceit, worldly power, and rebellion against God. This choice involves cultivating either a humble, selfless nature or embracing deceitful, dominating traits, with the understanding that following the Lamb leads to eternal life with God, while choosing the Beast results in eternal judgment and wrath.
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for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. 25 God presented Christ as a sacrifice of atonement,[a] through the shedding of his blood—to be received by faith. He did this to demonstrate his righteousness, because in his forbearance he had left the sins committed beforehand unpunished— 26 he did it to demonstrate his righteousness at the present time, so as to be just and the one who justifies those who have faith in Jesus.



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