hey /b/ if I were to kill myself with a pistol, where should I put it for it to be most likely to succeed? data or sources appreciated thanks homos.
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>>939732212Head and tie the gun to balloons to float away
>>939732212in your bussy
Shotgun to templeToo many people survive regular gunshots.
>>939732246unfortunately im not a desperate neckbeard and this is actually the first time ive used 4chan I just knew some homo here would have an answer. I have hobbies and friends and a girlfriend! and I will still kill myself thanks >>939732316only have access to pistol. not my gun and i live in a place where it is hard to get one myself. I didn't know if gun in mouth or gun to temple or some secret third way worked best
>>939732212Brain stem. You want to knock out bodily regulation and it will be lights out immediately. So back center of the head, not the upper bits or you risk lobotomizing yourself. Don't aim too low and puncture the throat and miss the spine. That's gonna be massively painful and won't kill you. Be sure to use 45ACP, it kills the soul.
>>939732957mvp. so are we thinking gun behind the ear-ish or gun in the mouth angled towards brain stem?
>>939732553>>i live in a place where it is hard to get one myselfOK here's what you do anon. Go to a state where firearms are not restricted. Next, you find an apartment or house, and live there. Finally, you won't kill yourself because you will no longer be in an oppressive liberal hellhole.
>>939733277sorry anon I'm unironically a communist who thinks guns should be banned etc. etc. quite like it here too. good food and good people and good grass to touch outside of brainrotting over shitlibs and neocons all day. anyway let me kill myself in my capitalist shithole where like 5 people own all the wealth
>>939732212I would put it in your rear pocket. If you put it in your front pocket, your pants will likely bunch up and the bullet will go through your pants and not hit your stomach
>>939733550>I'm unironically a communist who thinks guns should be banned etcGood. Nothing of value will be lost.
>>939733623lol edgy. giving me a will to live again with that edge
