it's supposedly called g/fur but fembois are better the femmier they are so i'd rather we take it all the way and call it lady/furchicks with dicks basicallythe femmiest of fembois. in fact let's drop the bois entirelyPresenting: fem thread, a new dawn for a new generation, this is what g/fur is all aboutfem fem fem amirite
>>940183398
>>940183501fpbp
femman
>>940183596i will now watch your show
god i love penis
>>940183855Pay Ness.
All femme butts for Snarf.
>>940184211A cock sleeve?
>>940184311A bat cocksleeve.
>>940184447All bats must be plapped.
>>940184656This tripcode is for you then:!plap/batPI #OaV?XU}o)p
Cool
>>940184211>>940184471I forgot to give him blush dammit I'm not gonna reupload but here
Just discovered mickssecretlair on X. Who are your favorite artists? I need inspiration.
>>940184717I prefer my 'butts' trip.
>>940185678I haven't been on /b/ in so long I forgot how to use trips.
>>940185851oh hell yea he can frost my flakes any day
>>940185851Plap the plapbat. Bats are just the bnuuys of the air.
pp lovers
>>940185871
>>940187089I like it when they make his nips blue like his nose
>>940187105Where are the artists to make him into Tony the Twink?
>>940187172here you go, just the way you like it
>>940187287lmfao you actually saved that <3
>>940187303<3333
>>940187326
>>940187361nonono this is hamcat
>>940187891Dely, I'm tired.
>>940188006*tucks u in*life is hard sometimes
>>940188794girls girls girls
>>940188939Nou.
Good evening.
>>940189689Hey I don’t know how to respond sometimes
here is my assessment of the threadpooper lorre is evil, mad-mav is a loser and doordash is jealous of me:|so that means snarf wins by default…..even though i have no idea what his deal is
Wasted quints
>>940190116mad
>>940189834That's alright. Sometimes a response is unnecessary.
What a stupid piece of shit.
>>940190116>>940190260I still find myself occasionally thinking about >>933888888
I will do everything in my power to make this the >>1000000000 get
>>940190000The cheating femboy calls everyone out and gets quads. You cant make this up.
A man can dream, can't he?
>>940190288I’m horny and scared of Grindr >>940190347>>940190435Wasn’t that like 10+ years ago in the mad max craze?
>>940190834wat
>>940190855Oh you edited it I remember when mad max was popular here and it turned from 899999999 to 9000000
>>940190930oi forgor :skull:
Something like that
i dont care what evil bad people with no morals think.>>940190659im special
>>940190968No, Eddy is !special5.s
>>940190956Did you really just put a discord tag out of discord? Hehe
>>940190988Can't argue with that trip.
What a stupid piece of shit.>>940190834Why scared of Grindr?
>>940191198Because vampires.
>>940191198Because so many strangers suddenly demanding fuck part of me wants it bigger part of me is scared of the strangers
>>940191257And because of vampires.
>>940191211Don't you mean draculas?>>940191257Well then you need to get yourself a bf or fwb and not deal with strangers.
>>940191388grrr>>940191409People only wants to fuck I don't know how to get a boyfriend or fwb there is no manual
social manual
>>940191031Hehehehe :3cmebeh
>>940191514socialize deez nuts
>>940191485Well, you find someone thst thinks you're attractive and you find attractive then you fuck them and then you fuck them everytime you get horny or, if it's a bf you find someone you have similar interests with and want to get to know better and you take them on dates and spend time with them and have sex with them.
>>940191592I can pick and choose from 20 users here... not a lot. 30 in total but some are the same usersIt's scary
>>940191746If there are muktiple users then those are probably bots or scammers or scamming bots.
>>940191746Any one of them could be a dracula.
The first few times were a little dissapointing
Mavvy needs cuddles
>>940191782Yea I got a notice>>940191785alot of old people trying to get my squeeze >>940191842No! now is scary
>>940191782There, I corrected myself.
>>940191952You should instead of using the apps go out and meet people irl. I'm sure there's a fag bar where you live.>>940191997Yes I see. Gotta be careful of draculas.
>>940192022There are bars but no fag bars, this is my only option
>>940192100Where do all the homos go then? The park like they did in the 70s?
Goodnight, draculas.
>>940191952How about tomorrow?
>>940192146No idea, this sucks.>>940192424Maybe
More reason why it all sucks everyone is a die hard football fan
>>940192646I'd check to see if your county or city has a social media type website and go on there to see if there are clubs, as in a drawing clhb, sewing club, book clube, an lgbtq+ club, etc or find a local furry group or something.
>>940192810I’ll try maybe in a few weeks
>>940193119That would be good for you, good for the psyche and the liver.
>>940193228Is that supposed to be creepy?
>>940194339No, it's supposed to point out the positive benefits of joining such things.
>>940194396I fail to see the reasoning behind it
>>940194553You join some club or group, you get friends that share similar interests, you might get a boyfriend, and your psyche and liver will be in better shape since you're a human and humans are social animals.
im not gay but why are gfur characters so much cuter than sfur in more interesting picture scenarios
>>940194605I thought of that but didn’t follow through, me thinking that social drinking is healthy for the liver, so I’ve been told.
Big dick swingin in the dead of nightCast these hoes out, we want cock
>>940194764Drinking is bad for the liver and the psyche.
>>940194828It’s just people trying to say otherwise AKA alcoholics
>>940194867Exactly. Having a single glass of a dry red wine everyday is supposedly good for the heart, but more than that and the negative effects compound.
>>940195073Not in their terms, being this herald of bad habits and constantly pushing it on me like it's a good thing. Believing they know better.
Their idiotic
>>940196207Yes, folks who drink always want other people to drink as well. I don't drink and don't encourage it.
hmm
Anyone wanna rp as a small skinnyfat fagcel furry? I'm gonna roleplay as the big dominant masc top bear.
>roleplaywhy not actually become a fatty for me :3c
>>940196777>>940196926oops meant to reply
Eddy never asks me to be his fatty.
>>940197245
>>940197257
fyi for the record i dont believe the larp pooper lorre has ever had sex>>940190988special in the head? x3
its your turn to post a pic, pooperor just swear at me if you're too chicken :P
Now why would I go and do a thing like that?
we are all fat fucks there
because why would the so called person that has 3 fwbs be scared to post a simple pic of themself?that doesnt really add up now does it heheh#caught
>>940197554post his hooves
The people here who I want to know what I look like know what I look like already and I have nothing to gain from posting a picture of me.
scaredy scaredy....CATi outwitted you againits really not fair for my arch rivals that i get to be pretty and smart~>>940197561i dont think there is any hoover art
Outwitted in what way?
>>940197788Disappointing
Here. Borb, hooves.
>>940198239Degenerate artist
>>940198293No, just trying to depict what was thought to be real things in the medieval world.
>>940198330I want pet horses so much
>>940198362Like, a horse as a pet or to pet horses?
>>940198382Pet horse snouts
>>940198555Careful, they might bite you
>>940198625Risk I'm willing to take
>>940198849Well if ypu want to get bit I am sure you can pay a homeless person to do that no problem.
>>940198865Hoober
>>940199187I'm sure a hobo would dress up like a horse and neigh while they bit you.
>>940199220Disgusting
>>940199263Hey, man, it's your fantasy, not mine.
>>940199273No hobos tho
>>940199458Okay, a migrant worker. I'm sure you have those there.
>>940199187snufish
>>940199480Grr
>>94019948>>940199914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw
>>940200441It's your fantasy, I'm just trying to figure out how you can go about it.
>>940200511>>940200496No sex
>>940200541I didn't say anything about sex. Why is everything always gay sex with you?
>>940183398Nigger
>>940200574No sex, everrrrrr
>>940200756You're the one who keeps talking about it. I was talking about horse bites.
>>940200788Oh thought you talk about sex with bums
>>940200804No, I was saying you could pay a bum to dress up like a horse and neight while they bit you. Also, bum is offensive, the correct term is filthy outside person.
Zeus! Is this how you face me coward
What a nerd
>>940200861This is even more degenerate>>940201278Post your hooves
>>940201662No judgment from me if that's your scene. You do you, man, so long as it makes you happy.
>>940201662
>>940201766Disgusting fuck you
any discord daddies up for some yiffy fun? :3add me johnboidofficialin144p
>>940201935I'm going to post that every time you ask for hoobs
>>940201969
>>940201966>any discord daddies up for some yiffy fun?Yes and I'm in a relationship with him.
plap plap plap
Hoobs
Gosh
>>940183398i'm with you on this one
>>940196777Hi, I do! Disc, Tele, any contact you got yourself?
>>940206995Post your butt.
Hmm
Post hoobs.
>>940196207Plaps with reacharound, lovely.
>>940208409
Hooba
Hungry
>>940200496THAT'S A TUNA BRO
>>940208590A day will come where I am treated like this>>940210491I’m almost bursting I ate so much
The fuck is this thread, Eddy!!
>>940211935You aren't muslim to burst
>>940213016>imagine being a poser that u arent a christfur
>>940213669I am christfur!
Borbs probably the most christfur
Ikr
>>940212178>>940218563Happy opposite day!!
>>940218761Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>940219278hmmmmmmmm
>>940219683hmm I want that green tea
>>940215110Birbs is a devout follower of Sithrak.
>>940222682hooba
>>940222728Lies.
>>940222915grrr
>>940221557That Marmaduke, always causing trouble.
>>940224137Original Marmaduke was the best.
>>940224239I was always confused about why they called them the funny pages if they had comics like Marmaduke and Garfield in them.
>>940224310Original Marmaduke was just an angry dick.
>>940224523Why was he so angry? Who hurt Marmaduke?
>>940224523SCHLOP
>>940224611God.
>>940225042Ah, so Marmaduke is a sinner.
>>940225381He is guilty of original sin.
>>940225982Only humans are capable of original sin. It was humans that ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge and were cast out of the garden lest they eat the fruit from the tree of life and become like God.
>>940183398i've been calling them femfurs as they are basically the equivalent of a fursona in the sense that they are a representation of themselves but with some added aspects in the form of their gender.
Summon the fembois.
Send in the clowns.
>>940183398Ladyfur, femfur, femmur. I'll take all of them if you're offering
should i suck this bbc who hmu?
>>940232840dubs ill suck him
>>940232840Yes.
>>940233232get trips and ill let him fuck me
>>940232840
Tonight I am making garlic chicken. Gotta let the chicken marinate for a couple hours then it will be ready to cook.
Goodnight.
>>940236442night
The chicken was quite good.
