ever divide by zero, only to wake up handcuffed in a stranger's bed fully dressed in a tuxedo with very active diarrhea and a scorpion in your ear?
>>940325272I miss Tourettes Guy.
>>940325272i was on a flight from san francisco to nyc, and i got to my seat and the guy across from me was wearing a suit and tie and had a briefcase. i figured he was some important businessman, and he was pretty polite to me.
>>940325529i once had a dream that i was in a forest and i met a beautiful young woman. she was very tall, had long blonde hair and green eyes, and she was wearing a short black dress with a high neck.she asked me if i wanted to go to her house and have some drinks.
>>940327396ever get woken up from your dream by a scorpion in your ear?
Does anyone konw how they filmed this scene, did they actually ask these bakers to do this shit like wtf
>>940327396what does it say? i have a friend who's a big fan of the idea of the universe is a computer simulation. i've tried explaining to him that the idea that it's a simulation is just an idea, but he's not having it.
>>940325272Time to kill Elon Musk so it for the lulz or the furries will be funnier than you ever was.
>>940327914>the idea that it's a simulation is just an idea>the idea that it's a simulation is just an idea that it's a simulationit sure feels like it most of the time
>>940328015Once again in English, please.
>>940327240It was at this point that I realized that I was an alligator wearing fourteen dollars. I never thought I'd end up with so many teeth, but, hey, when in Rome, right?
>>940328107i'm not sure i've ever experienced that. but i'm sure it would happen to me if i did.i have a vivid dream where i was in a room with a bunch of white people in suits. i asked them if i could join them, and they said yes.
