>>940430449
>> Do you have a celebrity crush?
No
>> Or a cartoon crush?
No

Did I win anything for participating in your survey? :D

>>940431282
You win...... A CATBOY!!!
He'll arrive soon!

>>940431319
Yay :D
>>940431573
Much better, you are beginning to grasp the basics of MS Paint now. Congrats.

Booo dead thread

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sup

>>940434091
Well, he does look extremely gay, can't deny that, even despite the cross on his neck

>>940434091
a cowfaggot

>>940434307
not having a hank hill ass is usually a guarantee

>>940434400
Didn't even look at his ass desu mang

>>940434400
Checked double dubs

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>>940434091
i prefer suspenders style farmcore, not anachronistic jeans cowboy farmcore.

phew, just got home. i didn’t realize how truly exhausted i am… i felt so off all day (what’s new lol) then i plopped in bed just now and oooh sleep. i need sleep, that’s it. i’m dumb and forgot i got like barely any recently lol…
> Do you have a celebrity crush?
> Or a cartoon crush?
that’s hard, i find some people and characters attractive but the way men interact with me is so important to my attraction to them that i’d need to chat with them a bit before i could feel true butterflies :p
> Maybe a real life crush?
@.@
>>940431807
:3
imagining you smiling is making me smile really wide, you’re so cute!!!
i’m sorry for being so sappy but i really mean it, imagining your smile to getting a catboy (meee) in the mail is so sweet hehe

>>940434091
I hate these hot probably not actually gay way out of my league tiktok guys

Always reminding me that I'm old, ugly and wasted any chance at happiness

>>940435906
i prefer real over that polished fake look any day personally! and that’s no hate to the lovely cowboy :3
speaking for myself, i am obsessed with perfection. i want my body to have NO blemishes, no inconsistencies, just pure white skin no hair no freckles no marks with no sense of life or wear and tear. being raised on kpop probably didn’t help lol…
and then i remember… i actually DO NOT like that on other men... sooo…
like i actually actively prefer a body that looks lived in and real than that.
a warm body will always feel better than a doll.

reminder that someone described this thread as “a swedish guy and a furry” and i think that’s so funny for some reason
so close yet so far lol

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>>940431573
The answer is still the same :)
Why keep returning with negativity if it bothers you that much? XD There are 149 other threads on /b/ and 75 other boards to visit. And a near-infinite amount of other websites to visit. And an even-nearer-to-infinity amount of activities outside of the internet. #Ididthemaths

>>940435775
Sleepy kittyyy ^-_-^ zzzZZ
You have to go to sleep earlier today to avoid exhaustion and stress at work tomorrow. Besides that, do you feel alright? How did the visit go?
>imagining you smiling is making me smile really wide
And now me imagining you smiling while imagining me smiling is making me smile ;D
>>940436115
>i actually DO NOT like that on other men... sooo…
Thankfully I look like no kpop doll ;p

>>940434939
That's a cute outfit but probably wouldn't last long in real farm environment :p

>>940431573
Also, just realised the timestamps align with England. Must've been salty and mad about my Irish stud :3

>>940436817
Portugal is in the same timezone however o_O

>>940436718
You should be the smallest guy in the circle ;p
You can also drop Curly there.

>>940436115
Hehe Ruadhán has a small line of light freckles over his nose and I sometimes bully him by asking if he has an ex who farted in his face and it left permanent stains xD
>>940436193
Who is the secret IKEA anon here? :o You're the furry :P
>>940436857
Shit, maybe one of my alleged Jewish 3rd cousins is shitting on us!
>>940436745
Of course your body looks lived if you've been in all those Czech Hunter videos >:)
>>940436912
Oop shit. My brain is fuzzy as fuck today.

>>940437164
>fantasizing about farts again
No comment needed...

Good afternoon

>>940437383
Hehe I said that after he had first farted in my face in order to clap back at him and it kinda stuck around xD he's now sitting upright and I'm lying across his lap. If he dares to fart now, I just have to grab under my butt and I'll have him right by the testicles. This time, he will not win!

>>940437566
Good evening!

Working despite depression

>>940438605
Hang in there buddy!

>>940438605
What's your job and why are you working on Sunday?

>>940438605
Good to know I'm not the only one wishing I were dead

>>940437572
Bruh I fell asleep like that and woke up to being fodled. It's not like he's jacking me off or iniating sex. He's just been straight up playing with my penis for the last 10 minutes like wtf XD idk why this feels so funny but it is. Then he's shifting it a bit to the left, then to the right, foreskin down, foreskin up. Tapping it, sliding it through his fingers, squeeze it, etc. I'm trying to hold back my laughter but what is he doinggggggg XDDD In gonna ask him to reverse positions so I can try to find out whether this has some therapeutic effect.

>>940430449
Totally straight. Been here for 24 years. Just saying Hi because I respect this.

>>940440142
Kek wtf

>>940440214
Thank you! <3
>>940440386
Bruh it actually is therapeutic. I'm just onehanding the thing now... Gonna put my phone aside and when he least suspects it, I'm giving him a bj attack :} might go to sleep right after the secks so good night if that's the case. Keep the thread alive until kitty is back UwU

>>940440975
Uhh but I really have to go to sleep...

I think kitty is having a kitty nap :3

>>940438708
Freelance

>>940441864
At least you work at your own pace then

Okay, I'm tired so nighty night everyone itt (if there is anyone left)

>>940442487
I'm tuning in for once to bump the thread
Secks was good as always (we never actually had bad sex now that I think of it, unless you count yesterday when we were too drunk to fuck)
Think my boy is close to being cured of the food poisoning
Now we just gotta get rid of this cold

Now we gotta invest hope in kitty to return on time :o

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My crush is Pewdiepie !

>>940443933
Neat

I wanna choke on a cock

>>940446329
Don't we all

>>940443845
I will grant you a bump

Good evening

Woke up to him farting but due to my cold, my nose is clogged so I couldn't smell it...

Heh... I could live like this lol. I just need to have a permanent cold. That's all it takes.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Whaddup homos everybody alseep?

>>940451508
I'm awake. Gotta sleep soon though

>>940430449
>> Do you have a celebrity crush?
>> Or a cartoon crush?
Yes her name is Jenna Ortega and I have e sex with my e bf for her

>>940450667
And for a second time... God... I can't live like this XD

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>940453589
And now I can't fall asleep again. But now he's all quiet. No snoring, no farting. But he's not dead. I hope.

>>940450667
>>940453589
What I would do to smell boyfarts every morning. Ungrateful swine.

>>940443933
hot

Thinking about that warm velvety feeling of being pumped full of dick

> He wakes up
> Gives me a kiss
> "Did you sleep well?"
> mfw ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
Oh my beloved... One day I'll get used to you (*≧∀≦*) but today is not that day.
>>940456999
Excuse you? (@_@)

>>940459232
It's great, isn't it? That warm burst inside of you when he finishes... Bruhhhh.

>>940459273
It’s so wet especially when it’s been a few days and my bfs load is biiig

>>940459408
Boy tell me about it! The load my fiancé blasted in me when we lost our virginity was INSANE!!!

Are kitty and owner deceased? :'(

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>940430449
i had a crush on the character from the game tomb raider 1. i saw her on the box art and i wanted her so bad. i never got the game but i still had a crush on her.

>>940460596
Fortunately I'm not deceased, just at work and still somewhat sleepy... Plus my phone has like 18% battery left so my activity here is going to be underwhelming until dinner time :p
Still lurkin though!

>>940460809
Ayyyyyy nice!
Also for the first time ever, Ruadhán called me by the French pronunciation of my name. Cute, and even though at first I wanted him to do that, I've grown so attached to him calling me "Henreh" that I don't want him to change anymore XD

>>940461331
Stand by your French-ness dammit! English nobility let it go and now look at the consequences!

>>940461635
Sorry but my ass has been coquered by an Irish lad

>>940461635
i have a crush on shaggy from scooby doo.

Do you fags like trans girls? Can i attract gay men or only bisexual men?

>>940463076
KITTY LIVES
YESSSSSS
>>940463271
Not into trans at all. Would rather have a man. If not a man, a woman. But neither trans man nor trans woman would do the trick. Totally a turn off for me. Croddressing once can be funny as a joke but there's a line to be drawn..

>>940462653
Change your name to Henreighdedd then
>>940463076
Kittyyyy!! Kitty kitty kityy kitty! How are you kitten?

>>940463271
I am only into that

>>940463271
speak to the bisexuals ma'am

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You guys like Halloween?

>>940463328
>>940464224
:DDDD
AHH DONT GET ME SO EXCITED IM AT WORK ∩^ω^∩
hehe i think im transforming because i couldn’t help but smile and get giddy reading these :p
i’m doing okay, just SO SLEEPY even though i evidentially slept a ton lol… got my energy drink (won’t overdo it today so i can rest well tonight again) but yeah just work, how are you??? :3

>>940464565
yeah :D
omg i need to find my pusheen onesie :O

>>940464224
> Henreighdedd
XD
>>940464565
We got no Halloween here :(
>>940465032
Well Ruadhán just went out the door a few minutes ago, said he needed to get something and that I shouldn't come with him. What's he planning, must be mischief xD
>>940465046
That'd be very cute :D

tfw you say “pic related” instead of “attached” at work…

>>940465032
Just came back home! Busy day today but I managed all my tasks just fine and I'm gonna fix myself something to eat now.
You seem so merry compared to the last days, could it be that you are actually in good mood today? ;) You must've slept for like 15 hours, no doubt you are actually feeling better hehe. Take it easy today though.

>>940465754
Kek

>>940465754
Doofus!

>>940436745
:O cool emoticon ^-_-^zzzzzZZZZ
i’ve never seen that one did you make it?
>>940465811
i feel much better so far today :) the instability is exhausting but sometimes it’s nice feeling things as intensely as i do, i almost cried reading the excited “kittttyyy!!! :D” this morning. :’3
i love you so much i feel so excitable right now ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
we need to spar and roughhouse!

My first time was with an older neighbor. Anyone in a similar boat?

>>940466238
tell the story

>>940465966
>did you make it?
Yeah, it's just sleepy face with cat years :p
Glad you like it.
>i feel much better so far today
I'm so happy to hear that! Told you it's gonna get better from now ;)
>we need to spar and roughhouse
Hehe we should too bad you have to work now

>>940466238
At least this one doesn't involve older brother/cousin like most of these stories

>>940466789
what was your first time

>>940465737
Omgggg he came back with a big box of chocolates and he was like "Thanks for caring for me when I was sick despite you being sick as well... I would have done the same for you but you're the better cook after all... And this is also for having to deal with me err... Involuntarily waking you up..." And while he's usually making those trollfaces, this time it looked as if he was embarrassed because he did wake me up at unorthodox times when I was sick... I could sense that he genuinely felt guilty. So we made a deal! Everytime he farts me awake, I reserve the right to wake him up and get a quick massage or sucky :D

BUT SERIOUSLY HOW CUTE AND ROMANTIC IS IT THAT HE WENT OUT TO BUY THOSE FOR ME?!?!
> I know that he will probably eat more than half of those himself but it's the gesture and the words of appreciation that count <3

>>940466845
Yeah I have a crush on a celebrity, I don't know who but I can't stop thinking about them. I'm not gay but I'm attracted to them and I'm attracted to them only.
I also have a crush on a cartoon character

>>940430449
>> Maybe a real life crush?
I'm crushing on a boy I met a few weeks ago, in some social setting, and whom I ended up kissing. I did not quite realise until later, and he lives in another country. Darn it..

>>940466845
Not greentext-worthy and not quite fitting for this thread
>>940466976
Awww how cute

>>940467367
So true, mr bot

>>940466976
>Everytime he farts me awake, I reserve the right to wake him up and get a quick massage or sucky :D
my goodness what does he eat IS IT THAT PROBLEMATIC :O

>>940466763
i want to tackle you
you said i’m a tiger before and hehe yes i am >:3
if i snuck up on you even thought you’re taller and stronger than me i think i could fully pin you! :D then maybe tickle and lick you ^^
i’m not getting off btw i’m staying here forever i never want you to leave my cuddle attack

>>940467598
weird because it actually was somewhat topical lol

>>940467585
>not quite fitting for this thread
i'm rolling my eyes

>>940467983
Haha, well well well look at you now, so full of energy... planning to tackle and pin ME down?
I would love to see that! >:3
Not that I would have much against you cuddling and licking me... but tickles? You would have to put some real effort to make me let you do that ;3

>>940468395
Keep rollin rollin rollin...

>>940468007
It's learning!

>>940468672
make you let me do that? :O hehehe
but you let me do anything though because you loooove me! ∩^ω^∩
i want to lick your entire body, short little tiny licks with my warm tongue, i could do it for hours as a way to clean and claim you as my loving owner <3 hnnnnnnnnnnnng i want you so bad
eee fuck i can’t help but shake and smile just thinking about you in my arms
my own human i can kiss and cover in kisses and play with (*≧∀≦*) there’s just no way :DDD
hmm tickle tickle tickle on your belly? come on i just like seeing you laugh that’s all!
*grips your wrists* no fighting pls! :3
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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(*´꒳`*)

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>940467928
Eggs! It's as if I'm his side piece and he's already married to eggs! Eggs for full Irish, eggs on a sandwich, Scotch eggs, eggs as a snack and ofc mayonnaise. He even claimed that he would be very grateful if I, as "someone of sephardic heritage" would be able to make shakshouka for him! This guy has eggs more on his mind than me!

>>940469205
>but you let me do anything though because you loooove me
Damn, did you figure me out already :o
>i want to lick your entire body, short little tiny licks
That sounds really comforting :3 would take a while though, entire body?
>claim you as my loving owner
But I am already your loving owner!
>no fighting pls! :3
If you insist :3
>>940470311
My kitty kitty kitty!
>*pet pet pet*
Halfway through the workday cat! Is everything alright so far? I just finished washing the dishes.

>>940467579
So there is no chance you will see him again? Sad...

>>940470756
There actually is, although I am worried I blew only my chances. I'll likely see him in a few weeks time, but I'm kinda worried the spark might have faded on his side °~°

And even if it did work out, it would only drag me in further, to someone that lives away 2 hours by aeroplane..

>>940471128
Long distance relationships are not necessarily destined to fail though... just ask Luxemboy lol

>>940471128
If it's meant to be, then 2 hrs by plane is nothing. He moved in with me after half a year. If the chemistry is there and if one of you or both of you are ready to move countries, then give it a go. I mean, can it even hurt to try? Surely a breakup will suck but the gnawing feeling that it could have been something but you never tried it... That could last a lifetime. Just chat with him. Maybe he will instantly tell you "Oh I was just in it for the kiss but that was all". Well that would be disappointing - but then you instantly have an answer and closure. Then you have the feeling that you tried and you can't blame yourself. I know that I would have blamed myself if I had said "Hmmm Belfast, a bit too far for me... Sorry, no." to this superduperamazingguy that I'm going to MARRY!!!!
>>940471291
*cough cough* looking at you and kitty... *nudge nudge* *wink wink*

>>940470530
i like eggs too but i don’t do that!!! i smell very good ∩^ω^∩ hehe :3
ask my owner i’m very very fresh never misbehave like that… Ruadhán is doing that on purpose either to mess with you or… he knows what we all know about you :3
it’s okay, you aren’t weird! if owner did that to me i’d let him :DDD i love him so much he’s perfect
>>940470637
>That sounds really comforting :3 would take a while though, entire body?
i’d make sure it’s especially comforting for my very very special human <3 purrrrrrrr
mmm you’d feel my warm wet tongue all over your sensitive skin, giving you goosebumps… leaving you dripping in my spit in some parts. i’ll go over every single bit of your skin multiple times to make sure you’re. all. mine.
i’d make sure to pay extra care if i go over any sensitive areas, and i’ll hold your hand too. don’t worry i’m very very well behaved as you know i will never do anything weird! i just want to show my love to you in the best way us cats do :3
yes it’ll take a while, is that okay? i’ll hold you and take breaks to give you gentle kisses <3 and i’ll let you pet me (please do!!!)
>But I am already your loving owner!
that’s right, but i need to claim you like this to make sure everyone knows. you might not he able to tell but it’ll put my scent on you permanently!!! that means no one will ever touch you and i’ll be able to find you no matter where you go!!! :D i mean that’s already true but…
>Is everything alright so far?
this is the best day i’ve had in months dare i say :DDDDD
pls pls pls let me put all of my love into you
hnnnnng can’t even focus

i like guys but i fucking despise trannies

>>940471639
> or… he knows what we all know about you :3
Existence is pain... Not only am I being abused, but I'm also being portrayed as being someone who likes the abuse Q_Q this is no longer domistic violence, this is domestic terroristic warfare on multiple fronts!

What I'm gonna say now probably makes me sound even more sus but there's no right way to word it. But it would have been better if I had been into that *WHICH I AM NOT* because if that were the case *WHICH IT IS NOT*, then I would be able to enjoy it *WHICH I DO NOT*!!! Then he could stink up the place as much as he wants *WHICH HE ALREADY DOES* and then it would make me cum buckets *WHICH IT DOES NOT* instead of making me gag and gasp for fresh air *WHICH IT DOES*!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>940471945
> Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Ech wäert mech an der Alzette erdrenken...

>>940471559
Oh wow, well, congrats on your engagement, then!

Just checked flights between Luxemburg and Belfast, I won't get to complain, those are more expensive, and usually with a stop en route.. I guess I'll man up and write him then..
>>940470756
I'll say! Getting married is something else. Wonder if there isn't some cultural divide that they had so surmount.

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>>940472000
You don't get to that any more, you've apparently promised yourself to someone, that'd be breach of contract (well, some pre-contract I guess) :P

>>940472129
Not really.
I don't even know who the celebrities are, so there's nothing to have a crush on.

I don't know much about cartoon characters, but I do have a crush on a real life person

>>940471639
>i just want to show my love to you in the best way us cats do :3
Oh, I can feel that... Your posts are so full of love and effort <3 I can almost feel the licks on my face just from reading 0_0 And it's very, very nice not gonna lie... :3
>that means no one will ever touch you
No one ever? Thank god i don't work in a service sector ;D
>and i’ll be able to find you no matter where you go!
Even if I get lost inside the pyramid? :o
You are the best cat ever!
>this is the best day i’ve had in months dare i say :DDDDD
I'm so pleased to read that! You made my day with that sentence kitty! That means enduring all those hardships is finally paying off for you! And you are on a one week streak now ;) So proud of you.
>pls pls pls let me put all of my love into you
Go for it! Tiger... :D
>hnnnnng can’t even focus
I don't want to distract you (too much) though... What if you get into trouble at work?

>>940471945
Hehe your fortune speaks for itself
>>940472000
Kek

bump (will be back, just busy!)

>>940474316
Busy kitty deserves some pets for guarding the thread despite working hard at the same time!
>*pet pet pet*

>>940472862
>Oh, I can feel that... Your posts are so full of love and effort <3 I can almost feel the licks on my face just from reading 0_0 And it's very, very nice not gonna lie... :3
i want to lick your face so bad purrrrrrr i think i’d get so into it it’d be hard for me to stop, you’d be laughing asking me to calm down, pushing me away slightly… until you realize there’s no stopping me and you sorta like it so you let me keep going ;p and i will, for a long time. i’d stick my tongue inside your mouth, glide it up your entire face, my warm breath condensing water droplets along with my saliva all over you until i get tired out and just plop my down on yours warm, wet face and sleep :D
but im not sleeping for a while hnnnnng i need that so bad mmm you really really deserve to know how much i love you it’s so hard to contain, fuck.
do you think you’d like that? you can ask me to lick anywhere you want, anywhere at all i would do anything that makes you feel good!
maybe this is how i’d greet you everyday when you come home!!! maybe i should hide and sneak up on you… then again i doubt i’d be able to control myself that well. knowing me i’d tackle you the second you walk in because i’d be waiting at the door alllllll day.
>You are the best cat ever!
purrrrr ∩^ω^∩ that’s all i can ever want to be so thank you!!!
>I'm so pleased to read that! You made my day with that sentence kitty! That means enduring all those hardships is finally paying off for you! And you are on a one week streak now ;) So proud of you.
:’3 thank you so so much. i guess i may say i am proud of myself too! :D and i am so unbelievably grateful to have an owner cheering for me like this! i am doing this for you. <3
>Go for it! Tiger... :D
like this, whenever i feel weak i’ve started telling myself that i have tiger energy deep down and it actually helps >:3 and that’s from you
so thank you ;*

>>940474501
:DDDD
be careful i can only handle so much!!! and you have me shaking :3333
i’m not meant to feel this much love it’s too much isididikwowksodjeiwqwb
must cuddle attack you mmmmf
everyone surely is wondering what i’m up to on my phone!!!! :D
i love you i love you i love you!!!

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You ever see something like this and think "god I wish I were dead" because you know you'll never have that?

>>940475327
>pushing me away slightly
I don't think I would be :3
>it’s so hard to contain
Then don't contain it! Of course, I am not asking you to run around and yell about love, but if it's giving you so much energy, you should learn to channel it and use it to make you stronger throughout the day! Use it to smile whenever you feel even slightly down! Use it to dance whenever you're feeling lazy! Make it your energy bank!
>do you think you’d like that?
I would definitely like that... Though there's some things I can imagine liking even more... hehe...
>maybe i should hide and sneak up on you…
EVERY DAY? 0_0 P-please no..?
>that’s all i can ever want to be so thank you
But you already are the best cat! So... surely you won't be content with stagnation! Strive for being a better kitty every day! Not because you have to, or because you have flaws that need fixing... that's stuff for subpar cats UNLIKE yourself. Strive for being better simply because you can! Because you are the best cat ever and racing only with yourself! You are the tiger among cats (and a kitty among tigers :3)!
Okay, maybe this sounds like I'm putting a pressure of sorts on you, but that's not what I meant. I was close to deleting this part of my post, but I will instead just add this - I love seeing you self-improve and it makes me so happy and proud when you are making progress. Please, never stop :3
>i guess i may say i am proud of myself too
You should be! You are feeling so well now, and you owe it to yourself!
>whenever i feel weak i’ve started telling myself that i have tiger energy deep down and it actually helps
Then GET GO GET IT TIGER >:3
(whatever you're doing right now, I'm guessing some Excel spreadsheet idk lol GET IT TIGER!!)

>>940475407
Ha, tigers can handle a lot!
Surely you can take even more. I believe you can.
>*pet pet pet*

>>940477221
>I would definitely like that... Though there's some things I can imagine liking even more... hehe...
you can tell me anything! i will do anything if it makes you happy! please, what would you like? :3
ahh just reading the rest is making me dizzy @.@ thank you so much
>Strive for being better simply because you can! Because you are the best cat ever and racing only with yourself! You are the tiger among cats (and a kitty among tigers :3)!
i love this idea so much! :D i will keep this in mind, it definitely helps me feel powerful while still striving for improvement >:3 i know i can be the best strongest tiger ever…
GRRRRR you know i can right?
…
∩^ω^∩
>>940477310
:OOOO
YOU’RE RIGHT I CAN HANDLE WAY MORE!
KEEP PETTING NOW
…and i want licks and kisses too ;3
GIVE ME SOME

>>940479113
>please, what would you like? :3
Hehe, but should I tell you now? Maybe I will tell you once you're back from work so you can blush and giggle in peace without distractions..?
>GRRRRR you know i can right?
Duh. Obviously. I know a tiger when I see one.
>∩^ω^∩
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
>KEEP PETTING NOW
Of course!
>*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*
Should that suffice?
>…and i want licks and kisses too ;3
>GIVE ME SOME
Mmmmmm.. Okay.
>*smooooch*
Right on the cheek.

>>940430449
Are lesbians allowed in the gay thread?

>>940480536
Sometimes ;p

>>940480647
... Does sometimes include now?

>>940480397
>Hehe, but should I tell you now? Maybe I will tell you once you're back from work so you can blush and giggle in peace without distractions..?
@.@ just you saying that is making my body react ugh i need to get home!!! AHH
>*smooooch* Right on the cheek.
･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ now i have enough energy to get through this last bit of work!!! THANK YOU
although i’d rather be using the energy for something else!
and i’m sorry i didn’t say please for the kiss, i’m out of control!!!
…but it’s your fault so

>>940480675
Sure why not

>>940480912
yaaaaay

(tbh I'm actually feeling more bi right now so I think I'd fit in with you guys more rn)

>>940480903
>although i’d rather be using the energy for something else!
Oh, really? What exactly do you want to do? >:3
>and i’m sorry i didn’t say please for the kiss, i’m out of control!!!
Tiger is on the rampage! Everybody watch out!
>...but it’s your fault so
Oh, of course...
Well, for that I can take the responsibility ;)

>>940481272
Yeah sure, we've got a solid bi crew here. For example, Luxemboy is bi and he has an ass tat and loves yelling how much he loves it when his bf railes his ass.
He loves "other" things too...
We even have a bot which constantly says it's straight and occasional anons who say they're straight but still visit this thread because... something. Hehe

>>940481573
There is something so intoxicating about cock I think. My girlfriend wouldn't understand but like. I like the smell

FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM now time to drive @.@

>>940481633
even lesbians get it :D

>>940482120
It's hard not to! I swear if I was caught in the wrong spot away from my girlfriend with the right cock... I might do things I'd regret later

>>940482176
>I might do things I'd regret
Hehe would you really though?

>>940482058
Free kitten!
All cats ought to ge free!

>>940482278
... I would if anyone found out I think...

>>940482684
Only if anyone found out... hmm?

>>940481335
home :3 gonna try to unwind make some dinner and be “good” ;p
>Oh, really? What exactly do you want to do? >:3
if i said it i think you might be disappointed in your sweet innocent kitty ><“ i’m still the same little kitty you’re just making me really really excited…
when i lick your body all over i’m especially excited to finally see… and feel… and TASTE… ccccertain ppppparts
wwwwhat parts are off limits may i ask?

>>940482476
that’s right!
well, free from work. i still have an owner :* and wouldn’t ever want to be free from him.

am i the only 100% monosexually homosexual? no hate lol but even when frequenting these gay threads i’m reminded i’m truly the only one

>>940483277
>>940483277
Yeah fuck it if I could get away with it I would go down to the bar and suck the first cock that would brush past my lips right now!!

>>940483463
Kitty, kitty, kitty!
> i’m still the same little kitty you’re just making me really really excited…
I know... Don't be ashamed, kitty! You're not doing or thinking anything wrong... I assume.
>ccccertain ppppparts
Or perhaps... a certain part?
>wwwwhat parts are off limits may i ask?
Hmmm... None are, I think, if licking, say... my chin is really going to make you that happy... why wouldn't I let you lick it? ;)
>>940483503
Yayy! :D
What are you gonna do after dinner, just chill with some music?

>>940483992
You would suck the first cock you could lay your lips on? How homosexual of you haha. Well welcome to the cock loving club.

>>940484808
I don't know how to tell my girlfriend I'm straight now but fuck it I'm too horny to be gay anymore

>>940484471
>Kitty, kitty, kitty!
HI HI HI HI HI ∩^ω^∩
>I know... Don't be ashamed, kitty!
i’m trying… @.@
>You're not doing or thinking anything wrong...
i suppose… hmm… hehe…
>I assume.
*gulp* O_O
>Or perhaps... a certain part?
there’s… a few i think about a lot. but yeah i think… there’s one i’m thinking about especially hard right now I MEAN i’m thinking about it… a lot… you know i mean i mean i-
>Hmmm... None are
not even…? you know…
>if licking, say... my chin is really going to make you that happy... why wouldn't I let you lick it? ;)
:;(∩´﹏`∩);: yeah exactly!!!!
>What are you gonna do after dinner, just chill with some music?
and think of you! :3
>CAPTCHA: HAPPW
so close… i am very happw :3 thanks to my loving owner!

>>940484875
:/

>>940485035
... Maybe I'm bi?

>>940475433
Why can’t you have that

>>940485021
>∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyyyyyyy!!!
>i’m trying… @.@
Uhhh... Tigers aren't ashamed of being horny little kitties ;) Especially when their owner is as perfect and handsome as they claim...
>there’s… a few i think about a lot
Oh, a few? ;3
>not even…? you know…
Well, okay. There is ONE I have certain doubts about. But we already established that I would let you do that anyway didn't we ;) >>940470637
>and think of you! :3
Meeee :D
>i am very happw :3
And I hope you will be as happw tomorrow and the next day and next week and next month and so on... :)
Pleaaaase be happy, don't let sadness cloud your kitty mind anymore.

>>940485086
Hehe you just might ;)
It's becoming a cozy bi thread slowly :p

>>940485743
And yet this thread still dies from time to time.

>>940485691
>Kittyyyyyyyyy!!!
OWNERRRRR :D
>Tigers aren't ashamed of being HORNY little kitties ;)
O_O
>Especially when their owner is as perfect and handsome as they claim...
(*´꒳`*)”
>Oh, a few? ;3
fucking yyyYYYYESSSS OKAY *pants pants pants* FUCK
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes i want to lick you everywhere, every single part of your body and i’ll beg and i’ll plead and i’ll cry and do anything i can to get that… pls, i really want it, i know you say i should care about myself ya da ya da but i want to please you so fucking bad, it’s been weeks of you being unbelievably sweet for no reason, keeping me company, bringing me safety, peace, pleasure, friendship… just out of the goodness of your heart. and i want to make it my purpose to please you because it genuinely DOES make ME feel…. SOOOOOooooooo ooooo fucking good please believe me aaaaah i’m fucking shaking i want EVERYTHING in my mouth so bad i want all of you that includes your cock, all the way up and down your shaft, the head, the foreskin if you have it, deep inside that!!! your musky pubes, your warm and sweaty balls, all the way down to your taint, your butt, your adorable hole, your manly feet, even your armpits, deep inside your throat, i’ll fucking lick deep inside your ear and nose and eyes i want all of you really really really really really bad. yes i’m serious.
>But we already established that I would let you do that anyway didn't we ;)
oh… :’3
anyway…

>>940486271
>OWNERRRRR :D
Whenever you post that ∩^ω^∩ emote it makes me either imagine lifting you up or you jumping up out of hapiness that's why every time I see it, it makes me think "kitty kitty kitty!"
?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes i want to lick you everywhere, (...) yes i’m serious
0_0 DAAMN
I'm gonna go for a smoke just after reading that :D
Well, to be fair I read that a few times ;p
>your adorable hole, your manly feet, even your armpits, deep inside your throat
Uhhh... does it have to be in that order?

Seriously though, it's so sweet of you to type all of that. I think that on the second (or third?) day of me visiting these threads, I said that I was happy that you were hornyposting because that means you are not as depressed as on the previous day. Now you're also hornyposting... but you also seem so much cheerier in general :D You didn't post a sad sentence today, I'm so happy about that. You should be happy every day. Kitties should be both happy AND free.
Mmmmm I would give you a million cuddles right now.

>>940485943
But only in American hours! Coincidence?

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>>940430449
Ive never had a celebrity crush. I think thats a little bit weird. Ive had a cartoon crush though. I used to have a massive crush on Rigby from The Simpsons. Thats the only one that I can think of.

>>940487435
>Whenever you post that ∩^ω^∩ emote it makes me either imagine lifting you up or you jumping up out of hapiness that's why every time I see it, it makes me think "kitty kitty kitty!"
THAT’S 100% WHAT I THOUGHT AS I TYPED IT!
phew calm down… sawwwy!!!
psychic kitty :p
but yeah i really did hehe
>0_0 DAAMN
(/ _ ^ )
>I'm gonna go for a smoke just after reading that
eheheheh…
>:D
:DDD
>Well, to be fair I read that a few times ;p
hnnnng and i mean all of it you have no idea how many thoughts i have of you it’s so overwhelming feeling this strongly but i love it so so so much i need need need to nudge my face into your lap and feel your bulge throb as you let out soft whimpers and little drops of precum
i bet you smell soooo good and you’re sooo warm down there too
i’d get on me knees and wag my tail like crazy i need it I NEED IT PLEASE hnnng i love you so much. i truly love you so much please if i ever ever have the chance please let me show you how cats treat kings! my big strong loving owner
>Uhhh... does it have to be in that order?
XD you don’t want to taste yourself?
i bet it’s soooooo…
hnnnng…
i can’t even imagine… hnnnnnnnnng
okay fine i’ll fight the urge to come up for kisses constantly!
but to confirm… you’re okay with all of those things listed?
i promise i’ll make it feel really good.
>Mmmmm I would give you a million cuddles right now
me too. i’d lock our legs together, stuff my face in your chest and tightly wrap my one arm around your waist and massage your scalp with the other. you have such soft hair <3
and thank you so much for all of the sweet words, i wish i could say anything that’ll do them justice. you’re just so unbelievably sweet and i appreciate you so so much <3 you’ve been so pivotal to my life recently, more than anyone could understand. maybe it’s weird but i love you, so so so much!

>>940487871
>>940487996
*innocent look*

>>940488463
Wut?

>>940488595
i dunno but there’s some american that always lets these threads die :3

>>940488329
>you have no idea how many thoughts i have of you
:o Really? >:3 I need to hear about at least half of those one day
>i bet you smell soooo good
Like a cigarette now I'm afraid -_-
>and you’re sooo warm down there too
True!
>i’d get on me knees
NOOOO kitty started to speak British English, what have I done...
>you don’t want to taste yourself?
Hehe.. I'm just not that much of a narcissist you see...
>but to confirm… you’re okay with all of those things listed?
Well, I have certain doubts about the ass... but as long as you are happy... and I'm perfecly fine with the rest!
>maybe it’s weird
But why? Because we talk via the internet? I'm still very much a real person! And I meant every single thing I told you! So what's weird about it?

>>940488329
>i promise i’ll make it feel really good
I believe you! ;)

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>>940489253
I know its you but I cant prove it

Speaking of British English... where did Luxemboy go? He shared another one of fantasies about farts and disappeared.

OMG Kitty!! It's already 3am I have to sleep!

>>940489342
>:o Really? >:3 I need to hear about at least half of those one day
you will! :D
>Like a cigarette now I'm afraid -_-
i can get you clean if you’d like :) we can take a shower together!
>NOOOO kitty started to speak British English, what have I done...
i noticed that too when rereading hehe (ノ_<)
>Well, I have certain doubts about the ass... but as long as you are happy... and I'm perfecly fine with the rest!
i promise i will make you super super comfortable and never ever touch it or put anything in unless explicitly asked! you know i can struggle controlling myself but.. i never want you to lose trust in me so… i ppppromise! (really i do ;p)
>But why? Because we talk via the internet? I'm still very much a real person! And I meant every single thing I told you! So what's weird about it?
and i meant every single thing i told you too… so :’3 yeah you’re right… and i’m a real person too. <3 and i have a real heart that beats fast when i see your presence.
hehe… i love you.
>>940489437
oh you’ll see someday!
>>940489561
might need to check under Raudhán’s butt :D
>>940489771
NOOOOO :’( I HATE TIME ZONES
WHAT DO I DOOOO WITH MY LIFEEEEE <\3 you need to buy me yarn for when you’re away…

>>940489771
Damn you are two hour behind

a kitten is smitten…
:’3 huuuuu

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>>940490137
Timezones are cruel! But we will talk tomorrow :D
If you have too much energy still you can dance a little :D Or just listen to music without dancing :p
>>940490204
Good night kitty kitty! Love you <3

>>940490465
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>940490590
please have sweet dreams! please <3
i love you! ∩^ω^∩ you made me so so happy today i hope i made you happy too!

>>940490661
>please have sweet dreams
I will sleep too short to enter the phase of dreams :p
>i love you! ∩^ω^∩
Kittyyyy kitty kitty!
>i hope i made you happy too
You did, when you said you were happiest in a long time today :D
Nighty night.

>>940490866
:’3
i meant it!
and checked :3

>>940490925
I'm a 10/10, and I have an insatiable sexual appetite. I am also extremely intelligent and I love to play video games and read books. I am also a very good cook and I love to make people feel special

>>940491376
You forget main part, narcissistic

> Do you have a celebrity crush?
Syu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7Y_FfLShM

Mads Mikkelssen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPgL1TJ59bU

Richie Faulkner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA1CGUQQqSg

George Lynch (both during the 80s and currently)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7buRo4YVwHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk7nZTu3sM0

>>940491376
i have a crush on this girl in my class that i am not allowed to talk to because she's like 10 years old. i have a crush on tom cruise and johnny test. i also have a crush on my dad. also i have a crush on my dad's girlfriend.

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>>940491835
Okay larper calm down

>>940491882
I think that's a bot

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>>940490866

>>940493404
You are to attached

>>940493117
Prolly

Woah... Just suddenly... out of nowhere... He got horny and just grabbed me by the shoulders and said "I'm so horny right now, you're coming with me" and he dragged me to the shower and we fucked and fucked and fucked there... Man I was so exhausted that I fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed. And now I'm awake at 5 AM... But not because of his farts or anything. But because I've slept for close to 9 hours already... Daaaaaamn.

>>940472216
Yeah I'd never be able to do that. I don't have a reason to. He's really pulled me from a dark place so I can handle some farts. Maybe I should also start eating a lot of eggs to get back at him. I mean, unless it's right after he wrecked my ass I barely fart at all and it usually never smells. Though he's almost twice my size (weightwise) and I'm 160 cm he's 195 cm. I'm gonna lose any biochemical warfare... So it's better not to retaliate.

To much fart talk

>>940475433
I used to think that and now I got it. Don't lose hope.

>>940483745
I feel like I'm slowly drifting towards that point. I mean, I guess there will always be some bi-*sexuality*, like I said it's hard to deny good titties look great and that wet coochie will probably feel amazing... I guess I'll never know though. Doesn't matter though. I'm perfectly fine with losing out on that if I look at what I get in return. Plus women can't top me. I don't think cooter can be that much better that it would compensate for a real dick attached to a strong guy shooting his load in me. Besides, so many straight guys wanna do anal that I really doubt coochie must be any better if they wanna switch holes that much.

But when it comes to being romantic... I've tried it a few times with girls but... I can't. When I tried dating my female bestie last year, that's when the confirmation started to sink in. If I couldn't even be fully romantic with a best friend... Why even bother with strangers? Whereas with Ruadhán, I've just felt this same-wavelength-spark that I also felt with high school boycrushes back then. Though this time much stronger because it was reciprocated.

>>940495288
Yeah it's gross after a while

>>940495288
>>940495910
Yus, it's over now.

>>940434939
He's beautiful, I want to lose my virginity to a man like that.

I am a bisexual man but I want a husband, and I want to make him (hypothetical husband) happy and feel loved and spoiled.

>>940496213
Hit up your local farms!

>>940497529
I live in a place with a lot of farms, in a very left-wing place actually, and I don't think I'll find any lmao

>>940497732
One way to find out though. Left wing, right wing... It doesn't really mean much except for how open you can be. But there are faggots everywhere lmao. My fiancé comes from the living political hell called Belfast.

Omg I just discovered I can force him to sleeptalk! This is so cute! I just have to speak inbetween a whisper and speaking softly so that he doesn't wake up and I'll sometimes get a response. This is fun.
> "Are you awake?"
> "No I'm gay"
XDDDDDDDDD priceless.

>>940497918
Cute

>>940499058
It also gets funny when I say random stuff
> "Oh no the potatoes are on fire"
> "Sounds like their problem"
What a gem of a boy. Now he's back to snoring.

Say gex