its not parabola
>>940656862Rosetta Stoned.
retardsexual
>>940656862The Pot imo
>>94065726746 and two is a great track, about gaining extra chromosomes to attain true down syndrome
>>940656862Maynard's Dick
prison sex because we get to understand getting fucked in the ass by a fat black guy named jamal in the showers
>>940658100the grudge, because we get to understand getting fucked in the ass by a fat black guy named jamal in the showers
>>940656862Always been partial to Pushit
>>940656862Nothing off 10000 days, for sure
>>940659445>Inb4 it had some bangers, bro
the one where the bass goes:------------------------2------0|---------------------------------|--0-x-0-0-0-0-0h3----0h3-|---------------------------------|
Hooker with a Penis (Self-explanatory)
the one that starts off withe--------------------------------------B--------------------------------------G--------------------------------------D--------------------------------------A-----0----------0--------0---------0--D-3p0p--0000-5p0p--00-1p0p--00-10p0p--0 +++++ ++++ +++++ ++ +++++ ++ ++++++ ----|----|----|----|----|0---|++
>>940656862Eulogy is good
Ticks and leeches
Swamp Song
>>940656862die eier von satan
If it's not Parabola then it's Parabol
>>940658383>that guitar solo towards the end of the song
I Blame Columbine On Doom
>>940660498You're right, its a parabola. But you are wrong.The game is designed in such a way that every time you make a kill, your x-coordinate is increased. Every time you make a non-kill, your y-coordinate is increased
>>940656862No such a thing. If you think you have a favourite Tool song then it means you are just infatuated with one of them because you've just discovered something in it.
>>940658383
for me its intolerance got 2 see it live too
>>940656862That one where he keeps saying "I know the piece of shit".
>>940656862>>940657205Rosetta Stoned and it's not even close
homopapadopolisapotamus
>>940662791I wasn't talking about a "favourite" song, I was talking about the best song they released. Everyone has their own opinion which is fair but I just wanted to see if there was one the majority agreed on behing the "best" song in general.
>>940656862>best poor man's pantera song?>its not shitting into a micis it shitting into a mic?
>>940659638The only correct answer
>>940664109I know!its none
>>940663878trying to get a unanimous fav song for tool is kinda wild my man it varies so much kek
>>940664738its still not parabola though
All their songs are basically the fucking same anyway:I) Weird lumpy bass intro in an odd, anxious time signature;II) Cue slow seething vocals mourning an evil loner or innocent societal martyr;III) Enter slow, loud-ass overdubbed guitars that plod along for 2-3 verses with no melodic variation;IV) WEIRD LUMPY BASS BRIDGE!!1!V) Whining fade-away or abruptly-ending screaming outtro.Season to taste with alpha-fag references to gay sex and penile cover art.Bismuth.
>>940660030Correct answer
Musically it's far from their best but I love Right in two.
>>940664992
>>940657622Idk why but my dumbass thought that that one video with the giant snails was the official video of The Pot
>>940656862I have never heard of this band Fool before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80RtBeB61LE
>>940664992That's exactly why they're great
>>940665474have u ever heard of batlord
>>940665537I do not understand the joke you're trying to make.
>>9406659982 meta 4 u then
Eulogy is my top songPushit, Hush, 7empest, Undertow, Lateralus, Hooker with a Penis, Rosetta Stoned, all great
>>940656862It’s the belligerent fucker song.
>>940656862i dunno but i do know primus sucks
admittedly havent listened to much tool, but Pneuma goes incredibly hard as a dream theater fan
Disgustipated.
any other diaper wearing tool fans here?
>>940669386now red was your color
>>940656862no way, aerials rules, no question
>>940669386THISISNECESSARYTHISISNECESSARY
>>940656862Tool is just Dave Matthews Band played backwards.
>>940656862Sober or ur gae
tool is gay
>>940670494fuck you i can't unhear it now
tool fucking sucks
>>940657963This guy gets it.
SchismDumbfucks.
>>940670682then u should be able to beat them in a suck off bitch
>>940656862Depends on how you measure 'best'.Pneuma has some of the most complex drum fills of all Tool songs. Intermission/Jimmy has probably the best groove.Wings for Marie/10,000 Days is the most poetic.Sober and Prison Sex are the most iconic.Parabola is easily the most mathematically perfect.At the end of the day, using all metrics, the best one is Maynard's Dick.
>>940656862Lateralus is the best rock song we've so far produced as a species.
Judith! FUCK YOUR GOD!
Fret for your figure and fret for your latte andFret for your lawsuit and fret for your hairpiece andFret for your Prozac and fret for your pilot andFret for your contract and fret for your car
>>940656862Jerkoff or Opiate
>>940671499the grudge is danny Carey's vote for hardest to play
>>940668470>it goes hardkys
The PotLove that one when I'm angry at someone
>>940656862I can't believe I used to like these guys and think they were deep. I cringe at the thought now.
>>940672295bro i work at office max (managerial) and this shit makes me cringe. my uncle was playing halo 2 when he was like 12 years old and i get to listen to tool on the speakers at work and they mostly play zombie by the cranberries
>>940672463wat
>>940672295i mean, it's not a parabola. it's a cone.
>>940673011>i meanRinse the semen out of your mouth before speaking next time.
>>940656862Virgini tres combined for sheer feeling. Hooker with a penis for insight. Pneuma for pure artistry.
>>940672049upset?
>>940674565I dont think Tool did that one.I think, anon, you might be retarded. Maybe talk to your caregiver about it.
>>940674565Over 50 people are murdered every day in the US.What makes her murder special?
>>940665346It is though.. if it's not I'm eating a fucking 12 Guage tonight
>>940664992Yeah you just described their style good job retard. Now let's see what your music sounds like
Eulogy
Prison Sex
>>940670080wasn't that an actual voicemail left for Adam Jones?also, I'm surprised no one has said ReflectionThe trifecta is amazing, but Reflection is my favorite
>>940656862For me it's gotta be Jambi. I just like it idk whyWonder when the next albums gonna come out?
you liedpassager
>>940657205>>940663193bapadapabapanapa MY GAPING JAW
Third EyeRosetta StonedReflectionEulogyJimmySchismThe GrudgePneuma
