How old were you frens when you finally lost your v-card?Be honest, no LARPing. I wanna know if any of you khv’s (kissless hugless virgins) actually made it or if we’re all doomed.I’m 33. Still a virgin. Still a wizard. Haven’t even held a girl’s hand. Closest I ever got was when a cashier’s fingers brushed mine giving me change and I went home and coomed to the memory. Peak pathetic, I know.Full disclosure: I’m a total gooner. Like, I’ve got multiple tabs of smut open 24/7, edging myself into oblivion. My browser history looks like a war crime. I’ve basically fried my dopamine receptors to the point that a woman smiling at me IRL feels like a jump scare. Sometimes I edge for hours and still can’t finish. Meanwhile Chad sneezes near a girl and she’s dripping for him.Also, not even blessed physically. We’re talking legit micropenis territory here. Not even a funny “small” but clinically tiny. Like a pinky finger that’s shy. It’s actually kind of impressive how useless it is. I’ve measured it, cried, measured again, cried more. It’s the kind of thing that makes me laugh and hate myself at the same time.I tried gymmaxxing. Tried monk mode. Tried “just be yourself.” Tried Discord gf servers. Even the landwhales swipe left. My life is just gooning, cooming, anime figures, dinosaur bedsheets and /b/ threads at 3AM while my mom asks when I’m moving out.So tell me, anons: is it over for me? Should I just lean into my destiny as a terminally online coomer with a micropenis until my heart gives out? Or is there some black magic out there where a 33yo khv gooner with a shy pinky can actually touch grass and get a gf?Drop your ages, your first time, your horror stories. Make me feel like less of a genetic failure. Or tell me to rope. idc anymore.
23 y/o here. Lost it when I was 18. I don't like to talk about it much. I personally don't understand why men get so obsessed with sex and virginity. Pussy is overrated. I wish I would've never met the girl I lost it to. Just keep living your life however you're happiest. If you die a virgin, so be it. Don't spend so much time and energy worried about sex. This isn't middle school bruh, you don't have to try and impress other kids at the lunch table. If fate has it set for you to fuck before you die, it'll happen. Just let it happen naturally, don't force it. Or just pay for it if you REALLY care that much.
I never lose faggot
>>9408259897 i got molested by my female cousin
>>940825989I lost mine at 15. I was cool in high school and stopped being cool in college and it only got worse from there. My standards are at rock bottom and I think the only reason I occasionally have had sex in the last 5 years is because I’ve already had sex and don’t see it as a big deal.
>>940825989it´ll get better eventually broit will
>>940825989>be me>on Facebook>DM from an ex>"Do you want to have sex?">Are you serious?>Yes.>Okay, tell me where to meet you.>Travel to destinationFucked her, I was 17 she was 16, she probably had sex before me. 40 year old virgin is a story about a late bloomer getting laid
>>94082598936yo nowfirst kiss at 20, lost virginity at 21.why?because earlier i was too busy skateboarding than noticing hints from girls.first time i had the sex i went to this girl's house, younger than me, started making out on the couch and she started riding me, whip out my cock and proceeded to put it inside her, fucked her twice that afternoon, both times blowing huge loads deep inside her pussy.learned afterwards that she was crazy.fucked her some more, she gave me my first blowjob. i think i'm one of the few guys that had sex before having his dick sucked.
Lost it at 24, was abused by my mother growing up, made me fear and hate women thinking they were all like her. Everyone's story is different just live life who cares.
32 and still a virgin
If you count non-consensual 5Otherwise 17I don't really like sex or romantic relationships.
>>940825989I'm 33 still a virgin. I'm 33 and I'm 0 for 139
>>940828988>>940828974>>940825989All likely hopeless. You see a ton of people with stories losing it in their 20's. But how many do you see who lose it after 30? It's like winning the lottery at that point.
>>940829058friend of mine never kissed a girl before turning 31, found love at 32, now he's 34 and happily engaged with the girl and they had a kid.not all hope is lost.sometimes it gets better
>>94082598914. Fucked my girlfriend in a tent. I wasn't even particularly cool in HS. Gf lived with her grandma for reasons. My mom was friends with her grandma and for whatever the fuck reason the two of them decided it would be a good idea to let the two of us plus a bunch of other friends spend entire weekends together when we were kids. Started off sleeping on the floor of the living room, then progressed to setting up tents outside. The rest is history. I miss her soft booty sometimes.
>>940825989the day b4 my 17th bday. did the classic "lets just see how it feels" and then we fucked like rabbits for about a year. thought i got her preggo the first time. thank god i did not, shes a massive whore now tho>32 now
>>94082598918. An hour and a half with a class hocker my dad paid for me as a birthday gift. It was supoosed to be an hour but I asked for an extra since it was too good. It was the only time I ever had sex tho. Currently 23 old
>>940829927I'd rather stay a virgin than have to always know my dad paid for me to lose it
>>940829927Solid move by your dad anon
>>940825989Lost it at 18, was a kissless virgin until that point. Hugless, though? I don't remember not occasionally hugging my friends, male and female, since... forever, preschool. One day, summer after graduating high school, I got a random Facebook add from a cute girl, who'd added me because I thought I was cute. After a few months of courting, we met up IRL and fucked on the third or fourth time we saw one another.
>>940830395because she thought I was cute*
>>940829927It was fine>Hey dad Im having a hard time with girls, can you help me? I dont want have to live knowing I was a birgin after my 19s>sure thing son, we can arrenge that>Aigh thanksHad the best time in my life and dont regret. The guy who owned the house was my dads friend and also father of my Best friend. The owner himself picked the best woman there for me. It was nice. Only rich men knew about the place so the women there were very good looking.
>>940829972It was fine>Hey dad Im having a hard time with girls, can you help me? I dont want have to live knowing I was a birgin after my 19s>sure thing son, we can arrenge that>Aigh thanksHad the best time in my life and dont regret. The guy who owned the house was my dads friend and also father of my Best friend. The owner himself picked the best woman there for me. It was nice. Only rich men knew about the place so the women there were very good looking. SORRY IM RETARDED
>>940825989>Or tell me to rope. idc anymore.I'm a 31yo khhv incel, neet and chronically ill. I think I'll do one more christmas for my grandmother, then I'll kill myself.
8It was a fun summer.
29. Met a chick at a bar early in the morning a little over a month ago. Not exactly a looker, but not bad looking either. She needed a place to stay, and I offered my place. She actually made me promise nothing would happen, but like 30 minutes after we landed, she called me from the bed and asked for a massage. I might be aloof, but I know what that means. I choose to believe it was my personality and good looks (I am unironically pretty good looking, I just had a bad childhood/youth, which left me socially retarded) that changed her mind, and not the fact that I have a really nice apartment.I actually took quite a while to get to the point, because she was pretty hammered. I decided to just give her a massage, and just let her sleep it off. I was pretty wasted too, but I handle alcohol pretty well. Then in the afternoon she was still there in bed, and feeling a bit better, and once again asked me for a massage. This time I got a little more frisky, and after confirming it was cool with her, I made my move.Turns out I'm pretty good at sex, though it also helps that I have a massive cock. We ended up having a brief FWB thing (had sex like 5 times), but she's kind of a mess, and after I made it clear I'm not interested in a relationship with her (she initially said she wasn't either, but ended up changing her mind), I think she went back to her lunatic ex./blog
I'm so jealous of people who lost it in their teens. Having free hebe porn in your mind until you get dementia sounds based
>>940830919What was even better was being 14-15 when camera phones became popular. Granted, all we had were flip phones, and the pictures were small and grainy, but GODDAMN they left little to the imagination. Lots of great material in the spank bank.
Lost it age 9 although no puberty yet, so dick was small and didn't really get hard, but I did ejaculate some fluid.My 17 year old (female) babysitter took it. I can still remember her hairy pussy, which she made me lick for like 3 years.
>>940830650Can you cashapp me some money before you do. I'm trying to buy a house :D
>>940825989I was 20. Went to a kind of brothel place during daytime. I tried using archive wayback to find a pic of the gal, but I could only get a thumbnail.
>>940831097noice, greentext
>>940834053All I can tell is that it was not the classiest of places but she had a great rack
Lost at 2 months shy of my 18th. Very attractive, if very slightly thicc, blonde girl a bit younger than me. Magnificent tits on her. Now in my 40s and married to a gorgeous woman (not the blonde) and having the best sex of my life. I have done a lot of fucking inbetween so I have a good frame of reference.OP, it will get better but if you're as bad as you're saying then you have a shit ton of work to do. For clarity, I am not a chad and I don't do alpha male bullshit.
>>940834473She did, her rack was gold standard.
currently 25, lost it when i was 18 years old to my first gf. ofc i lied to her about being a virgin because i felt that 18 was way too old and tbf it was pretty beliavable since i wasn’t some sort of neet or incel. being the porn addict i was at 18 i had a pretty clear idea of the do-s and donts, but probably because of this it took a lot of work to get hard. luckily unlike some horror stories i’ve heard, once i was fully hard i didn’t cum immediately and ended up fucking for close to an hour before blowing a massive load. stayed hard fucked again and came a second time before taking a break and fucking a few hours later for a 3rd and 4th time. the next day my dick was very sore but i was very happy with my performance.
