karate cat edish
Can we get a Cherry MX2A Brown edition next?
>"cozy"
>>941179395kill yourself unfunny schizophrenic faggotto obsess over something so irrelevant is by itself hilariously pathetic, to keep spamming it for months is next level loserdom
>>941179463sorry about you're* dainty, feminine, submissive fingers...
>>941179477idk even know what that means, probably nobody besides you does frankly, get that through your smooth brain, you autistic loser
How do I stop /b/oys from trying to take me into discord and gay me? I'm straight but they keep trying to do stuff to me.
>>941179530>i don't have the capacity to understand what this is about! I hate it!Interesting...Could you post a pic of you're* bussy with "#2 Cherry Brown Fan" written next to it?
>>941179659could you kill yourself tho? chop chop subhuman>you're not willing to waste time thinking about my autistic fetish because you just don't have the capacity to understand itkek spoken like a true autistic trannyyou clearly weren't bullied enough, shame
>>941179724Sir, this is supposed to be a cozy thread.I'm going to have to ask you to either post you're* bussy or leave.
>>941179766fuck you gonna do about it, autistic freak? hiding on this crappy board is all you can ever expect in life
>>941179788uh oh anonIf I'm here hiding on this crap board with nothing to expect in life, then why are you here?also, you never told me what switches you use...
tough crowd today :o
>>941179827i'm here to bully your subhuman ass retardi don't give a shit about keyboard switches, are you really too stupid to grasp it you deadbeat loser? sent from iphone 17, are you able of processing it in your sub 60 iq tranny head?
>>941179950ooh! I bet that has a great camera!How 'bout that bussy pic?
>>941179995ohh I bet you were raised by a single mom you tranny freak, will you kill yourself already? or are you too pathetic to do even that?
>>941180040your* getting boring...Maybe think of some better responses or become clever?Anyway - let's give the thread back to the cozy gay peeps.Feel free to post you're* bussy whenever.
How do they get the cat to do those things lol????
>>941180089"become clever" said jobless autistic tranny freak obsessed with irrelevant tech feature not even indians care aboutkill yourself, do the world and your single mom a favor for once you nobody
>>941179926Hiii kitty kitty, how are you today? Feeling alright? Slept well? :3
>>941180114Ask the kitty himself :o
>>941180231hi hi :3i’m doing okay, very sleepy (( _ _ ))..zzzZZat work now but want to be home all snuggled up…my cat side is showing more everyday ∩^ω^∩
>>941180523Yayyy, kitty in the power kitty mode :DPerhaps even... HYPERKITTY? >:3Some tuna would help you get through the work easier... I heard Lux has a decent supply of that luxury good...
I completely fucking forgor that tomorrow is the day his parents and uncle are coming over to bring all of his stuff and to meet my parents. And not even a single reminder or anything. Shiiiiiit I gotta clean everything and get rid of the musk in this house. Just about everything in here smells of guysecks and guymusk. Maximum ventilation activated!!! Air fresheners activated!!! Putting ANY AND ALL sex things like the jockstraps, blindfold, collars, cuffs, lube etc. etc. etc. in a safebox THAT THEY CANNOT FIND OR IF THEY FIND IT CANNOT OPEN!!!Oh boy oh boy. I am such a fucking retard who needs to start using his phone calendar please fucking kill meeeeeeeeeeeee. And my mom even texted me now "Make sure the place is squeaky clean to leave a good impression, you will NOT defile our name by making your room look like a brothel because you forgot to hide... whatever you two might or might not use! After that hotel breakfast episode I don't even want to know what items may or may not be in there!!!!!! That said, I wish we're gonna have a fun few days :)" XDDDDDDDDDDDD Jesus Christ mother have some mercy on my soul!!!Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>941180831>mom found the dildos at breakfast Loool
>>941180831Anyway, the planning is like this:> Tomorrow they arrive in the afternoon> Uncle will probably arrive just before or after that depending on his rest stops> Spend the day moving his shit in as fast as possible (should be done quickly considering we're with his parents, my parents and his uncle)> Dine out with our parents, his uncle, and my sibs (RIP to my parents' checking account kek)> Friday morning his uncle will go home> Friday and Saturday our parents will just spend time in and around the city without us> Sunday they go homeSo in essence it's not that much to worry about, it's just tomorrow afternoon that's gonna be a hassle, but still, I am so stupid to forget! >>941180869Haha no no no, the story is different. We were on a family trip with my parents and my siblings. At the breakfast table, my brother made a joke about how he found some suspicious wrappers in our trashcan, but then my dumb ass fiancé flat-out fell for the bluff and said "That can't be true, we don't use those!" so with that fucking slip-up he confessed to my entire family that we rawdog each other -_-Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>941180831Have fun doing emergency clean up hehe :p Make sure you don't have any profanities hidden under the bed, or in fridge :3 I hope Ruadhan's friend is not in contact with his parents too, or it's all futile effort anyway...Would you mind sharing some tuna with the kitty in the meantime?
>>941180943> or in fridge :3Luckily we got no pizza in there!> I hope Ruadhán's friend is not in contact with his parents tooAccording to Ruadhán, no. Like, he knows where he lives but doesn't have his parents' telephone number. Don't think he'd go over to his place and tell them in person xD> Would you mind sharing some tuna with the kitty in the meantime?You may have all of it! :DYour fortune: Good Luck
I wish I was little bit taller,I wish I was a baller,I wish I had a boy who looked goodI would call himI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a batand a six four Impala
>>941181231Awww that's a cute couple <3Also, don't worry about looks too much. It's much more important that you can be playful together (like the biting in that vid) than looking good. Twink death will come to these guys too one day, so if they're attached to their current looks - the relationship won't hold on. But if they keep their playful character, they can become 100 and still be together.
>>941180711>Perhaps even... HYPERKITTY? >:3dubs says so!>Some tuna would help you get through the work easier... I heard Lux has a decent supply of that luxury good...･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ canned tuna is one of my favorite foods…do you mean it? Lux has some? :o do you think he’d share?>>941180831>smells of guysecks and guymusk. Maximum ventilation activated!!! Air fresheners activated!!!ew! gross! clean kitty is clean :p no smells! :D except my vanilla perfume.iiii do like guymusk though…in all seriousness, i hope you guys have a ton of fun! i’m sure you will, like always :p>>941181024>Luckily we got no pizza in there!what? what’s weird about-oh. right.XDDD>You may have all of it! :DOwO MMMwell actually… okay no offense but… Owner may you inspect it first? is this safe to eat?
>>941182799The toona is canned and unperforated :) though I can see why you might have suspicions... X-} I'm not nervous that they will find anything, I've triple checked it and everything is clean now. We're gonna limit our secks to the shower for now and only use one tube of unlabeled lube, which goes back into the box everytime we're done. It's just the kind of nervousness where I know everything will be alright but I just wonder *how* it will go. I know our parents will like each other but I just wanna see how it exactly they will interact. And I just wanna leave a good impression that their boy is in proper hands and living in a decent home here. Not that they get the idea that their boy moved away from them to live in a dilapidated French whorehouse with an unhygienic slut XDI just value family so much, and I hope that despite my new reputation as the little sex demon (even though his parents don't know as much about that), people still also see my good and loving sides. I really want to make my commitment to him shine through because it must be quite a thing to see your boy move 1000 km overseas after your family has lived on an isolated island since the birth of Jesus Christ. I just really need to make this go right. That's why I was beating myself up over forgetting it. It's something I can't afford to fuck up.
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>>941182799:OOOOOKitty ascended! Super Kitty Saiyan!!:O>do you think he’d shareI'm certain of that!> is this safe to eat?Owner inspection procedure activated! >*sniff sniff*Seems fine to me! I give it owner's seal of approval
>>941179295Kill yourselves, you fag ass retards.
>>941185216Ok*is dead*
>>941183937Godspeed Luxie! I'm sure everything will go just fine. And unless it doesn't... you still have one ace up your sleeve. You can tell them you're planning to merge your names when you get married. Of course, saying it now will ruin the nice surprise when it actually happens, but *in case* something goes wrong, you always have this as a secret weapon :pAnd you always have Ruadhan by your side to assist you!. So chillax :p
>>941185293Noooooo you can't die now, you have a family meeting to attend >*resurrects you*
>>941184598>Kitty ascended! Super Kitty Saiyan!!:DDDdo you like that? was that cool :o>Seems fine to me! I give it owner's seal of approval∩^ω^∩ thank you so much!!! mmm yummy :pi want a tuna salad sandwich now!grrr
want my owner so bad
boi feet thread??
>>941187019i mean… not a footfag but feet are cute @.@i wonder if my owner has them…
>>941186906>was that coolYup! It was very cool :O>∩^ω^∩Cool kitty!!>want a tuna salad sandwich now! grrrJust uuuhhh 4 more hours and you are free to go and get one :D>>941186975I'm here :D>>941187912I can confirm that I do have feet, and a full set of fingers. Lucky me
>>941188558>Cool kitty!!you know how to make me blush :3>Just uuuhhh 4 more hours and you are free to go and get one :Di have an appointment after work so it’ll be even longer -_- THIS IS TORTURE :O>I'm here :Dthe best thing i could ever read <3>I can confirm that I do have feet, and a full set of fingers. Lucky me:O hehe i wonder what they feel likeee
