If you read this you are a phaggot
ERMMMM NUH UH>>941199577as you should, make that epic death like the girlboss you are>>941199602like I know im autistic but holy shit the autism is profound on thereI just need my amusement park autistic baddie furry bf I ask for NO MORE OR NO LESS>>941199641according to the kf thread yes, asking for actual porn and whatnot and pretending its a troll and whateveron top of zoo stuff very juicy stuff on here
I don’t think you can apply the law as morality then you are a government puppet
no u
>>941199705I mean death/doom metal loldeath/doom is a real genrearguable whether epic doom metal is too, but I would do bothI like most subgenres, so I wanna take my favorite elements and make 4 epic songs lasting 15 minutes or so each like the dummy I amI'm sure you've been playing waterpark simulator
Waterpark sim can be summed up to thishttps://youtu.be/EpZO-xhP8Tg
>>941199796ahh lol okay I gotchu, well make that girlboss style and you winyeah of course, make your own spin on things. Thats what makes music interesting yknoOf course, been making roller coasters for hours already lul
>>941199701I don't talk to other folks in other threads anymore since the animu threads went the way of the dodo.and other places seem boring to me. Besides, where else can I talk about anything I want? Other forums are too specific and the stuff I am interested either have nonexistant forums or are have forums that are completely dead.>>941199705How is asking for CP a troll? Like, "Got 'em, bro, I committed a major felony and have downloaded morally repugnant and disgusting images of children being raped and severely psychologically traumatized as a goof" doesn't seem to me to be an epic gotcha moment or anything even close.
>>941200003Thats probably the logic that lead to him being a lolcow lol. If this is real and isnt just some huge troll then thats deplorable. I hate this place
>>941199944hey have you ever messed around with a DAW and made music?I know you played piano and now guitar, and do death growls and stuffno surprise there lolseems pretty chill and fun
>>941200003yeah this place is pretty chillI like it here even though I spend most of my time in the sfur threads
>>941200127Yeah I used to be pretty into making music but I havent a whole lot recentlya lot of the music I did make though was hardcore electronic music and typical trans girl masterpieces ykno yknonone of it was good but I made it so whatever, though I have an ear for melody so ill take my Ws when I can get themlmfao I know rightit is very chill, very fun to make coasters all day
Something seems off
>>941200026Shit, Leto isn't the first diddler around these parts. We had a fella here who used to post here and is now in prison for actual child rape of two children under the age of 10. He lammed it and stayed with some other thread people for a bit before they finally got his ass in, like, West Carolina or North Virginia or some other horrid place.>>941200166I hear the sfur threads are full of drama. I never did go to them since, well, I may not look at the porn here, but I am quite gay.
>>941200200About what?
>>941200200Is it this guy?
>>941200191I've been thinking about making music for a while, but I kinda lack inspiration and understanding of music theory, as well as piano skills and death growl technique because I keep hurting myself because I'm dumbI have a killer amp tho, and it turns out my first guitar pedal is actually disgusting with a good amp and cabinet which it wasn't good with my practice ampand I paid for a plugin for sick sounding drums but haven't used it because lazyI'm curious to hear what your music would sound like now, and what we could make togetherit's just too difficult to make music on my own>>941200200in what way?>>941200222they're just autistic over theremostly want to post porn, don't really talk and just jork it or rantI like sfur art more, but the gfur threads are more lively and interesting
>>941200200No butts?
>>941200222ykno what I wouldnt be surprisedthats fuckin disgusting though, hate that im from that same regionI have to share land with freaks like that omfg>>941200339ehh music theory is nice to know but I know fuck all about it myself. I did play piano but that doesnt really help as much as I would like. As long as you are trying and making stuff you feel is good then whatever, thats the magic of it in my opinionI use FL studio and its a pretty easy to learn DAW, all of my horrid creations are housed there and cuz it has the piano roll I can just map out my sounds and whatever hits my ear the right way I useI could send something on disc if I can find anything worthy of sending lol, like I said its been a while but theres somethingdefinitely depends on the genre. A lot of metal music and whatnot is difficult unless you have the right equipment, synthesized guitars sound like booty buttcheeks, plus youll prob need that bit of skill to play guitar yourself ykno, but other than that a lot of electronic stuff is super easy and pretty laid out >>941200268holy shit mav posting peakerm... sniff
>>941200466*cumfart*
>>941200466it might help more than you thinksometimes you just need someone to bounce some ideas off of and get some inspiration, and I don't really have thatif you want to send something I'd be happy to listen to itbut honestly I think you're the only person I know who I could actually make music with, if you're interested in giving it a try
>>941200339We have some major autists here too that despise anything other than porn images being posted. It's why I do have some porn images to post saved on my phone to post when they bitch enough. Though the porn images are quite horrid and nobody could get off to them. I only come here to talk to folks.>>941200466His name that he posted here was Frank. He avatared as a hairless dog from a furry comic. Look up Colt Crites if you want to know more.
>>941200578same here really
I'm board
>>941200268Stuff>>941200301Yes >>941200339Feel like I'm missing things that should be obvious >>941200361No
>>941200949well do you want to know?
>>941200756
>>941200200yeah gothic2 doesn't work on steamdeck
>>941200683We occasionally get someone from sfur around these parts and a lot of what they do is bitch about sfur. We now have the regular gay cozy threads, but I don't see anyone there namefaggoig or avataring there.
>>941200949stuff>>941201021I lobe that board
>>941201021
>>941200539slurp>>941200572yeah I mean it is useful and definitely would help, I just know I havent exactly needed an expert level understanding of it to get anywhere with ityeah thats pretty useful to me, I have some music nerd friends who make music lots and I usually get inspo from them or music I listen to regularlysure, lemme find something rqim flattered, maybe if I feel the motivation to do something then it can be discussed for sure!!>>941200578jesus christthats just. I am sickened had to be from my state as well, let alone close byhope he dies
>>941201121So did Johnny. >>941201170That reminds me that I have to get a new grip for my .357. I have a standard revolver grip on it right now, but I want to get a bigger grip that will fill my hand more fully.
>>941201054Yes this>>941200976I don't think I have to based on what I'm not seeing
>>941201245clearly
but leto gave me fiver
>>941201242if you change your mind I'd be happy to make something with you
>>941201295>Plapplapplapplapplap
>>941201349no making kids, not possible
>>941201242Quite so. He was a real scum bag beyond being a horrid diddler. He manipulated a couple of thread posters to convince them to let him stay with them so he could flee justice. I was friends with the one poster he was staying with when they finally got his ass and talk to that poster the night he was finally apprehended. Gave the dude major anxiety since the marshalls had him at gun point before entering his apartment and arrested the diddler.
>>941201291Apparently he was a zoophile, so who knows what he did to those animals.
>>941201291Don't doubt fiver
>>941201386Don't care.>Plapplapplapplapplap
am sad
>>941201616No sad to be had
>>941201349zero plappage>>941201295yeah for sure!! lemme find some myuusic real quick to send to you as well>>941201397gross. Thank god hes behind bars now, at least. prayin for all those people he hurt, especially those youngins.... >>941201616stop that its not good for you
>>941201170
>>94120174315 to life and lifetime registration as a sex offender. He'll be in his 40s when he gets out. And given the rates of recidivism, especially among child molesters, he'll be locked back up shortly thereafter.
need to breed
Night
>>941201967bread
>>941202009night
>>941202009sleep well derg
>>941201243Give it eyes and a happy smile, that way you're never alone>>941201616is ogey, fiver will forever be wif you>>941201871Need For Breed: Most Wanted>>941202009nini dorg
I'm bored, reezyzee is my dc if you want to talk to a gay dude, age in dms, i'll do whatever you say probably
SHUT UP BITCH
>>941201916why cant these people just be locked up foreverbetter yet put em with the murderers and stuff so he can get fucked for being a chomo
>>941202156I want you to prove the Grand Unified Theory.>>941202132No, I would never do such a terrible thing to my beautiful gun. Look at her, she's gorgeous.>>941202202Well Colt was a gay guy so he'd probably enjoy getting fucked in his ass. Also, it is better to not have extrajudicial murders happening inside prisons to anybody regardless of their crimes.
>>941202366I meant the grips but yes I agree
>>941201397who fell for it
I should get some gun polish and polish her up to a mirror shine then get some pearl grips and really go gaudy with her.>>941202443Yes I know. I wouldn't put a face on any of my firearms. They're quite nice without them.>>941202473It's not my place to say who it was that got duped by that monster, but a lot of people around here actually liked Frank so it was a big shock to them when he was got for being a child rapist.
>>941202366ehh, some people deserve itgetting raped and murdered in prison really teaches a pedo lessons in my book
>>941202665more like it ends a problem.
>>941202665Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it. Whike it is true these people should be removed from the general public and especially kept away from children, it is still a bad thing to have them raped and murdered. Once you allow the destruction of the most basic human right, that is the right to life, of even the worst kind of person, then you open the door to allowing the murders of anyone the state and broader society deems reprehensible. I actually believe in the full abolition of prisons and the disbanding of police forces. Laws are nothing more than threats of by the state which holds the monopoly on violence and those laws can and are used to manipulate society at large to persecute undesirables. At various times throughout history they have been used to persecute racial, ethnic, and religious minorities, homosexuals, women, those with serious mental illnesses, poor people, etc. We are seeing this exact thing in real time with the manipulation of laws designed to protect children to persecute drag queens (who are more often than not homosexuals) and trans people. Hell, Texas just tried to manipulate fraud laws to literally make being trans a felony.
Ballzacks
>>941203762hot
>>941203819I wish I had a skirt like that on the rightAnd long ass socks only go to middle of my thigh either too thick or not long enough
>>941203762BOLAS
I am currently sanitizing the jar I used to make the hot sauce in and going to attempt to make a second batch. I'll be doing habaneros, serranos, and a couple of dehydrated carolina reapers. Same seasoning set up as last time, but this time I am going to up the garlic and onion content and nix the bell pepper. Also going to try and do a 50/50 mix of apple cider vinegar and white wine vinegar. Also going to do a two week fermentation instead of 10 days. Hopefully it will have a slightly more acidic and spicier flavor and it should be significantly less sweet.
>>941204549Want to rub femboys tits
Alright, everythibg is in the jar and set to fermenting. Need to set a timer for two weeks.
>>941205081very gae
>>941205081Gib femboy tits.
suckle femboy breast milk
>>941206171I don't have gyno I'm more masculine
boys who use boys as chairs hit my line
>>941206390Then find them.
A rabbit would be too large to make a good phone case.
they make good toastersmake me into a toaster when i die
>>941206610I don’t want to
So you can be stuffed for eternity? When I die they will throw my corpse into the woods for the bugs and the carrion animals and weirdos will come around and study decomposition rates.
car sex feels so naughty i hope no one sees (lie)heh heh heh
Of course after my body turns to bones they will harvest them, clean them, and put them in their collection that is used to help students develop and learn identification techniques and skeletal facial reconstruction where I can only hope the student is very bad at it and they make me look like a mutant. That would be cool I think.
>>941207265you whore!
>>941200578>His name that he posted here was Frank. He avatared as a hairless dog from a furry comic. Look up Colt Crites if you want to know more.too lazy to get my folder. what the fuck really?
Actually, now that I think about it more, no, a rabbit qould make a very bad toaster. The fur would catch fire. And I don't know if you've ever smelled an animal that has been caught on fire before, but it doesn't smell good. And that would make the toast taste awful.
>>941207325Dely wants to have public sex.
>>941207406Hi, Eisen. Hisen. Yes, Frank is in prison in Ohio for raping two children, the younger being 4-5 the older being 7-8. He was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison with the possibility of parole after the 15 and lifetime registration as a sex offender.
>>941207620yeah would be hot
>>941207325ive fucked 3 different people in the past two weeks x3
jk i found it>>941207633i dont remember this guy at all, did he just post porn
>>941207671No, he also posted a hairless dog from some comic. Spmeone else posted the main character from the same comic. A hare if I remember correctly.
>>941207666devil trips of slutteryvery nice~
>>941207727doesnt sound like someone i talked to, but jesus christ. and only a year younger than me when he was arrested
>>941207821Yes, ask Squash about him. He probably remembers the name of the comic and may even have some pictures saved of the character. Raccoon, of he is around, may have some of the character saved too. Raccoon used to save other folks' avatars.
>>941207965im watching a movie with raccy right now actually, i'll ask him after. i dont think anyone knows about the Leto thing either. what a psycho.
>>941208027anyone i still talk to outside threads*
>>941207745Unless its Homewreaker-kun.
>>941208105im not proud of it but im a homewrecker bun
>>941208138Was it intentional?
>>941208187like did i know she was married? yuh
>>941208212Bad Dely.
>>941208241bawwwwwwwwww
>>941208027Found it! The comic is called Cheap Thrills. There was definitely a poster who posted the main character, who is a hare, someone else who posted as the think punk cat lady, somekne who posted as wjat appears to be a badger maybe (I believe that poster is the one that Squishface was very close to who passed away from cancer), and Frank. This is hairless dog Frank posted.
>>941207745we're all sinnersthe difference is im not ashamed
>>941208027Oh, and I didn't know about the Leto thing until tonight. Though I saw Eddy(?) talking about it a couple of days ago. Something about him posting over in /pol/ but I didn't pay attention.
Hope frank gets murdered in prison
>>941208283okay that looks very familiar. imma have to dig into it. and yeah I think Ursine posted from that comic
>>941208405
>>941208405Mugen posted as the rabbitHate him too
>>941208427>>941208438yeah i recognize it now that i've googled it. i heard he did something that led to a falling out too but im not privvy to the details
>>941208405Yeah, Ursine. He posted the badger looking dude, right? And it was that dude who posted the rabbit from that anime Summer Wars who also posted the punk cat from Cheap Thrills I believe.
Eisen, do me a favor and ask Raccoon if he has my Toshiro Mifune folder. He really enjoyed when I posted him and I wouldn't be surprised if he still had it.
>>941208519Who, mugen?Who was the avatar you would post who looked like a not retarded Michael Cera, usually with a laptop.Or am I remembering someone else
Jesse Eisenberg.
>>941208381You certainly arent
>>941208547id have to see it to confirm but that sounds right.i just asked raccoon about your folder, he's gonna hit you up>>941208685nope that was me, >>941208726and yeah him
>>941208973Much obliged. Does he have my discord? Tell him to add me if he doesn't. Thefool5972
>>941208678I didn't save it and I never enjoyed you using it!
>>941208138it was her fault dont feel bad <3>>941208745its a curse reallyit gives people another thing to be jealous of me besides my confidence and my lookssome jealous individuals here have already tried and failed to shame meall it did was backfire on them and make them dash away in embarrassment, hehehe
>>941209093You did enjoy it, used to ask me to post it frequently. Even used it in that roll sheet you made of various posters.
>>941208264To repent, you must take 200 cocks.
>>941209148get out of the thread and touch grass
>>941209148Well, I had to represent you somehow.
>>941209285You seem familiar. I go outside every single day. Gotta get some sunlight for to produce vitamin d. Except I more frequently posted Albert Camus than I did Mifune.
>>941209231ive taken 3, need to work hard to catch up
>>941209380Whoops, that last enfence was meant for >>941209311
>>941209107You are hot from that one pic you posted but god damn it you need brat correction
>>941209107>it was her faultbased>>941209468>brat correctionthats just dick
>>941209380I'm just being mean, although I'm surprised you're still here.
>>941209467You gotta go way back. To me, you're still Y'knowanon and I think of your real face in Tinych*t.
>>941209467wait, you say Raccoon "seems" familiar???
>>941209566Eh, I don't go to bars or nothin and my friends are all working folks like me so we rarely hangout. If it weren't for this I'd almost exclusively interact with folks I work wirh, which would drive me mad.>>941209593The one without the beard? Cause I look better with the beard.>>941209642No, you seem familiar. Raccoon I know. And his brother Herbie.
>>941209642No, without the beard your chin is too potatoey. With the beard you look Che-ish.
>>941209679I don't blame you, my period was a short run. I only remember you because you were like, an asshole to me.
>>941209733Most folks who see me beardless say I look like a criminal. Pissed off and up to no good.>>941209758Well I'm sorry about that. I was an asshole to most everybody back then. I've calmed down quite a fair amount.
>>941209733Meant for >>941209679
>>941209795It's ok. I'll be honest, I've been really mean to you in a couple posts the past month anonymously. I just think you're kinda gay, but you can you blame me? I'll think of you differently from now on.
>>941209311all these avatars suck>>941209468im literally perfect shushi had pooper lorre obsessed with me like a stalker before i had to shut him down. that type of stuff doesnt happen with any random nobody, im cut from a different cloth, vicuña wool>>941209523the fault always lies with the person in the relationship.
>>941209928I am gay, I have sex with men and find men attractive. For what it's worth I hope you have been having living a good life, or at least a comfortable one.
>>941209947i used to be kinda hot, its literally all my fault
>>941209947You didn't shut me down, you dumb piece of shit. I just decided a dumb piece of shit like you was wholly undeserving of my attention.
>>941210048>>941209947
>>941210214Bad Dely.
>>941209523Brats need to get dominated by dick daily or they get crazy.>>941209947I can fix you
who up???
>>941210420Penis.
>>941210023if you were the lucky few of us that are attractive in this life, you wouldnt throw it away just like thatif you did then there is seriously something wrong with you.like why ._.>>941210048ive told you this whole "stalker enemies to lovers" thing isnt going to work on meyou can stop trying it>>941210279whats your annual salary?
>>941210603>you wouldnt throw it away just like thati cant help im getting older!!!
>>941210603I legitimatelyhave no idea what you are talking about, you dumb piece of shit? As far as stalking goes, I was here first, and I have always been here first. You are the one showing up in the threads I am in and talking about me in many of your posts.
>>941210012You know what? I hope you have been having good life too! I really hope so, because you've kinda been here for a while. Snarf too. My only reason for giving up on this place was because of my own insecurities.
>>941210660You can with the right skin care regiment.
>>941210708go on im listening
>>941210703I've had strikes and gutters, ups and downs, you know. Hopefully you're past those insecurities and maybe will come around more often if you want. Could always do with another old timer.>>941210727Have you ever seen The Silence of The Lambs?
>>941210803many many times
>>941210865So just do that for your skincare routine.
>>941210727I don't know the details, do your research.
>>941210878oooo the skincare routine is to just wear a fursuit head>>941210885wow so helpful!!!!!
>>941210915Well that won't help with your skin. That's just fabric and foam and faux fur.
>>941210803crazy to think that I could be considered an old timer. I guess it has been 13 years. I want to know more about you though, what's your most recent story?
>>941210986yeah but it fixes the uggy
>>941211026I would consider anyone from over a decade ago an old timer, I myself have been here for 12 years. My most recent story? Well I decided thst if I had to work I would make my career as a cook. That led to working for a series of restaurants that failed to deliver on their promises of full time work (the first one), horrific mismanagement (the second one), and both failure to provide full time work, refusal to pay the wage that I agreed to work at, and probable violation of labor laws (this current one). So now I am out looking for a new job. The restaurant industry at this lower level that I'm at is quite a bit trickier to navagate. Lotta landmines, lotta shady businesses and business practices. But when I get enough experience and can move up a level to a better quality of restaurant it should smooth out a bit more. >>941211053And who says you're uggy? I personally have not seen you so I cannot judge, but as long as you don't look like a deranged hobo like I do you'd probably be considered not bad looking.
>>941211278in the right light i still got it i thinkpic unrelated
>>941210520noooo>>941211278ive honestly never heard of a restaraunt where the owners weren't using it as a wayto make money for crack>>941211349im somewhere between 22 and 24 and I know i don't got it. really need to find a way to get into running
>>941211349In the right light I look like I know what human meat tastes like.
>>941211369i still have a twink build but im gonna start working out cause its not working anymore at 34>>941211372thats because you do
>>941211278I feel that. The place I work for currently is really shitty, and it currently is breaking labor laws. I'm just there to gain experience so I can put it on my next resume to be honest.
>>941211369Funny you should mention that. My uncle used to own a seafood restaurant that specialized in cajun seafood. Y'know, crawdads and gstor and catfish, stuff like that. Now, my uncle in not a drug addict, but if he had the thinking of a drug addict he would have known not to trust half the employees he had workjng there because quite a number of them were actively selling drugs out of the kitchen on shift. The only reason they got found out is because the cops busted them. Honestly, if he had actually spent time in the restaurant instead kf leaving it up to the GM he hired (who was herself a drug addict) then he would have probably been able to figure out what was going on and gotten rid of those people before the cops got involved.>>941211491That is beside the point.>>941211572That is what I am doing too. Just get the experience for the resume and then move up the line. Shame how so many businesses decide that they should violate labor laws and screw their employees because they think they can get away with it.
I fucking hate when my sixth sense senses bullshit.
>>941211647Hey Noire, I honestly hope you are doing ok.
>>941211369None for you.
>>941211647hey noire, i honestly hope you are doing awful
>>941211752
>>941211776hes been mean to me for over a year because i respectfully declined to leave my bfs to date him when we had no rapport. i dont like being target of righteous schizo anger so now its on sight
nini fluffers i luffs u <333
>>941211972nini stinky bnuy
>>941211939I'm not saying Noire doesn't have difficulties, but I do hope what's best for him. I worry that he hurts other people because of how hurt he is himself.
>>941211491that sux. my body has never taken to exercise, diet, or anything else very well. Did squats for a while and that seemed to help but I may already be too far gone>>941211628yeah pretty much every cook I've talked too have had similar experiences. Weird, but I don't know enough to get hired anyways so Iguess its TNMP>>941211647weed cat???>>941211699;-;anyone got any advice on how to loose weight as a lazy, alcoholic, fatass?
>>941212152A large portion of the restaurant industry is composed of drug addicts since by and large restaurants don't do drug tests. It's not that I have anything against drug use or addiction, but of you're gonna do that kind of shit do it on your own time, not at work. I worked at one place where they actually offered the cooks shots of party liquors while they were at work. They offered me and I informed them I don't drink, to which they were all like, oh man I wish I could do that. And it's like, y'all can do not drinking. And y'all should be dojng not drinking when you are on the damn job.
>>941209311too new to make any liststoo old to fit in with the new peopleborn just in time to get too old for Darwin to love.I made it into Avatar University that's good enough for me.
>>941212323If I worked at a place long enough I doubt I'd have that control, but for the moment, yeah I'm trying to avoid being intoxicated when working on hanging out with family or performing. I need limits otherwise I'll start to crack>>941212414I don't think I understand this list despite recognizing most of these kooky characters
>>941212819The point of the list was you'd roll your post number, and whatever the last 2 digits were was who you were matched with. So if you rolled a 48 you'd get Monsterkitten, a 52 you'd get Snuggles, of you were lucky and rolled a 75 you'd get the incomparable Mandulis, or unlucky and you got a 25 you'd get The Fool.
>>941212414That is the only list I made it onto I believe. Most of the list stuff was even before my time. When the secret club was a lot bigger and was broken up into animu fags, gfurfags, sfurfags, ponies, drawfags, etc.>>941212819Actually the reason I quit drinking was because of family. When I moved from California to Texas I was going to be staying with my mother until I could land a job and save enough money to gst my own place. I decided before I mkved that I never wanted my mother to see me drunk so I quit drinking.
>>941212900ah, I guess I'm just not familiar with the local shitposters lol. I mostly just see the logposter and the aspie poster>>941212981thats fair honestly. wouldn't want my mom to see me drunk either. I don't really wanna see my mom tho so