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>>941216796You can use it as a sauce to put on things or use it while cooking or dip something into it. You can even use it as a base to start a marinade. I saw Evil Dead for the first time when I was 8 years old. I grew up watching horror films, the old Universal Monster Movies, Alien, Halloween, etc. We actually went to see The Blair Witch Project in theaters in 1999. No, I said you can have a slice of this cake.I don't care how he looks. When it comes to dudes who are way younger than me I am uncomfortable with that kind of thing. I see them as basically children and it turns me off completely.
>>941216778One smug hoofer.
>>941216903Oh yeee, it'll come in handy for the wings I wanna make on the weekend.I was a little more sheltered from such films, had to wait until I was home alone to raid the VHS box. I remember mom made such a fuss about how horrifying Silence of the Lambs was so I was really eager to watch it, I didn't last 20 minutes before I put on Terminator. My favorites were the Nightmare on Elm Street films.The only "horror" movie I watched in cinemas was Freddy vs. Jason. I'm kinda sad I didn't go see the screening of TCM and The Shining a few months ago. Would've loved to see Blair Witch Project there, sure creeped me out a few times. Still all I can think about when hearing that title is the crazy marketing campaign they pulled off.>No, I said you can have a slice of this cake.I have proof of you calling me a slice. And it looks like you also told me to fuck myself!Jokings aside, you know I would a slice. But would you really not mind getting something shoved up your ass while asleep? Oh he looks fine! Nah I get what you mean and I sure have my limits as well. I dunno... maybe just a tiny chomp.>>941217218He needs a tongue punch in the fart box
>>941217752That's uhhh one way to put it, sure.
>>941217752You gonna make a teriyaki to toss the wings in? I eas never a big fan of Freddy or Jason. Even the Halloween movies didn't really do much for me. Just a random murderer, either a spooky retard in a normal mask or a crispy pedo were very frightening or interesting to me. I liked Leatherface. Big chainsaw, ate people, and his masks were made of human skin, what's not to love? I have seen a couple of horror movies in theaters. I prefer to watch them at home. Unless it's a big spectacle movie I would rather just watch it on my own. We actually used to have a recording of one of the "Blaire Witch documentaries" they produced and aired on television to promote the film. I am quite tired so thought I was saying you could have a slice of my cake. >you really not mind getting shoved up your ass while asleep?Not in the slightest. I have had someone inside me while I fell asleep before. I would love a dom who treated me like I was literally just there to be used regardless of consent.You'll do what you want to do, but I have lines I don't cross for any reason.
>>941218297hooba
>>941218494Hmm yes https://youtu.be/8lICkANAwU8?si=jUq0ZXNXiE3xerdK
If you’re in this thread you’re gay.
>>941218675skinny you need a sammich
>>941218692D: too far
>>941218735Don't understand
>>941218788uwu
>>941218842Can you post more? I got something in my hand
>>941218960Shouldn’t it be in this instead?
>>941219024Maybe a burger, cmon you little tease show me more than booty
>>941218249A blepper in the brapperUn blepe in le crepeEin Blep in's MettOK OK I stop now>>941218403Apparently they also sell mirin but they also sell Kikkoman teriyaki sauce so I might just use that?Really not sure yet what kinda marinade to do or use.I liked the slashers then altho I was never into Halloween at all, with Freddy I always liked his comedic attitude and all the creative kills. Also he wasn't a pedo, just a psycho child killer. That one remake which I don't care for made him an actual pedo. Leatherface was my favorite dude to draw. Jason is just Jason, gotta admit that he at least managed to turn a stupid hockey mask into something pretty damn iconic. I have a soft spot for Jason XCinema horror films can be fun for the audience experience, at least it seems really fun when I watch some audience reactions. But doing things in private is of course preferable most of the time.I understood, just dumbing around for the lulz.The thought of doing that does get me mad bonerized but I can't help put myself into the bottom position here because I'd totally absolutely hate it heh.I'll gift him some chains and however he wants to thank me shall be alright with me, worst case I'll just leave my socks on.>>941218675>>941218842ooh I bet it jiggles well
>>941219061Rrrrf! Some puppy chub.
>>941219074It does jiggle a lot. :3c
>>941219222>>941219267>>941219274Good boy now eat my cum
>>941219074Teriyaki sauce is different from soy sauce. It has soy sauce in it, but it also has a bunch of other stuff and has a more limited use than soy sauce. If you want teriyaki sauce on n your wings go for it, but I still recommend getting a bottle of soy sauce to eat with other things as well.Michael Meyers was kind of scary in the first one since he was just a mindless killer, but overall the movie was boring. Freddy was too goofy for my tastes. Jason was just Michael Meyers with a tragic backstory™. I saw Alien Resurrection in theaters, The Blaire Witch Project in theaters, and the first Evil Dead remake they did in theaters. I went opening weekend, the theater was packed with people, and my friends and I decided to sit rigjt down near the door so we could watch people walking out of it. Think I told you about that, right? Lotta folks with their little kids there who didn't realize the movie was going to be that gory amd so left.Sure, but you want to be the fellow who uses people not the fellow who is used. I want to be used. That's the fun of a dom/sub dumynamic. I would never gift a stranger something. You're liable to get treated as a disgusting pervert and stalker around these parts if you do something like that. We have a pretty big thing of not flirting with people trying to do their jobs here and if you do then you're generally not appreciated and treated/viewed with suspicion. Also it's bad to fuck a child, and at my age someone in their early 20s is still a child to me.
I'm going puke
>>941219336I do need to gargle cum bad lately...Hope I helped though! Won't keep derailing the gfur lmao.
>>941219442Well it looks like you're into anorexia anyway! :3
>>941218297YummmmLove the teeth on his neck, nice little detail.>>941219074>OK OK I stop nowPlease do!But not posting.
>>941216778
Trap thread anons escaping cuz g/fur betterPosers…
shes happy
taking stock of your own beautiful potential
you have no idea what she is capable of
>>941219648>>941219678>>941219746>>941219802Er Erhm this is a Gay thread
>>941219813those are all he/him
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>>941219813those are faghags, best friends of the gay man
Politically loaded questions and sticking out like a sore thumb
Mmm, apples and cheese and cured neats.
>>941220163Did you try brunost?My relative keeps suggesting getting me a dog, it’s hard not to say yes
>>941220210I have not, no. I am eating the cheese I got before. I realize I don't really like gouda. What kind of dog?
>>941220247Gouda is good though so sweet and goodThey kept saying A pretty dog.
>>941219267>>941219274Oh goodness gracious, now that's jiggle.Well done!>>941219357I think I'll get plain soy sauce, it's more versatile.The highlight of Halloween was Dr. Loomis for me, I really like Donald Pleasence. And the music is just great throughout.Hehe ye you told me about the screening of the Evil Dead remake>"oh let's take the kids to this film called Evil Dead and doesn't that poster just look so adorable?"I don't know man, lesson learned I hope. Stoopid eediots.I do want to use and abuse but afterwards I make it all right with cuddles and smooches.Ye I know about that situation but it's very different here. Also I wouldn't call it flirting, what he did was flirting. Whatever, I'm still kinda sick and finally wanna start and finish another project that has plagued my mind for way too long now so all that is pretty far away.If he still lives with his parents I'm the fuck outta there. >>941219442Yeyeye, I can hear you jerk off>>941219582I can do that!
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>>941220278You could get both. Get the teriyaki for the wings and get soy sauce for everything else. Donald Oleasance was great, yes. His episode of Columbo is, like, the only one I really enjoyed. Hopefully they didn't learn their lesson and took their kids to see other extremely gory horror movies to traumatize them further.The use and avuse to me is what it's all about. I need no aftercare at all. If he is young enough to still be living with his parents then he is too young to fuck.>>941220269I don't like sweet cheeses. I tried a smoked gouda before and found it revolting so I figured I'd try an aged but non-smoked kind. While I did not find it revolting I did not like it. A pretty dog? What the hell does thst mean? Like, a yorky or pomeranian?
>>941220462I tried to get into Columbo but it's not my thing.Have you seen Wake in Fright 1971? Great aussie film with Pleasence as a really disgusting but really well done character.By now those kids are probably watching Terrifier back to back while jerking off.
>>941220643Columbo is alright, not my favorite cop show. My favorite would be The Wire. Unless we're including FBI agents then it would be X-Files. I have not. Beyond the Mad Max films and Crocodile Dundee 2 I am wholly unfamiliar with Australian cinema. I don't know what Terrifier is and I don't understand why they would be masturbating back to back while watching it.
>>941220278>I can do that!Mmm good!>Twinkle-sezI like Ramp.
I try to be nice to him, I really do, but that guy is seriously mentally illall he can think about is someone fucking him, and thinks that me trying to get him to get help must mean that I want to fuck himidk why I bother trying to reason with unreasonable people
>>941220407Hoober
>>941221316The reason he's angry at me is said I had to, like, impress him to make me worthy of his attention and I said I politely declined which sent him into a rage.
>>941221374hoobmaxxing
>>941221380he is a textbook narcissist and/or bipolarsometimes I just don't know what to do with people like that because he's so far gone that he can't even have a normal conversation, and just lashes out at everyone for literally nothinghe's genuinely delusional, and it's kinda fuckin sad
>>941221454Just do what I do and ignore him. You can't save everyone. And some people don't want to be saved.
>>941221498I do, but I got really high last night and wanted to see how he'd react if he didn't know it was meI don't know what I was expecting
>>941220879Still haven't watched The Wire, my roomy was pestering me about watching it for a while. I liked Miami Vice but the formula became stale rather quick.Did you watch all 9 seasons of X-Files? I think I never watched much past season 5, that story was just getting too damn convoluted.I also didn't like how they moved from Vancouver to LA, it felt off.The aussies make weird movies, Wake in Fright is one of their best. For aussie horror people like Lake Mungo but I'm not one of them. Also Dogtown Murder something something, I didn't get it.The Wolf Creek movies and TV show is where you go for aussie horror.The Terrifier movies are just gorefests without much sense, made for people who'd jerk off over gore.One of those flicks actually has some funny scenes and I guess th character of Art the clown is interesting. The actor is an actual pantomime/clown guy so he got the clown mannerism thing down which is fun to watch.>>941221218Yeee Twinkle-sez is great altho I do find he draws his dicks a little... eh dunno, boring? Simple? Samey? Not complaining tho, one might as well say consistent.Also yaaay Ramp fanclub, who's bringing the donuts?
>>941221530He's an asshole, plain and simple. Take John Waters's advice and avoid assholes.>>941221554The Wire is so damn good. I watched up until the introduced Doggett whoch was season 8, skipped season 8 and 9, started watching season 10, then got distracted with some other bullshit and never finished season 10 or 11. I have seen both movies though. Oh, and the first X-Files movie we went and saw in theaters. C-Files was a big thing in my family. We were allowed to stay up late as little children to watch it when it came on. Oh, I did see Babadook and Relic. Those are both Australian films. Relic was really good. Gore for gore's sake is kind of boring. You gotta gimme a good story with it. Even if the story is pretty bare bones like Zombi 2. Uh, there's an island, zombies started wandering around, ladys gotta go there to try and find her dad. Boom, good enough, ladies get your titties out and zombies sharpen your teeth cause it's time to fight a shark.
>>941221439Yes
>>941216778granny furry pussy, right?
>>941221789Roomy told me about Omar and his shenanigans and how the stories of the real life guy are even more insane.The new X-Files seasons are not very welcome amongst fans, I never watched them myself. I alway<s wanted to watch the films but it always kinda got pushed to the back.Right, Babadook. That one is supposedly pretty good, haven't seen it but the whole monster thing was about mental illness I believe.Did you hear about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein? It should release in the US right about now, got a pretty nice rating already.>>941221940GET THAT HAGGARD SHIT OUTTA MY FACE GAH!!*swatswat*
>>941222365The Wire is great because on the surface it is a show ablut heroin dealers in Baltimore and the police trying to take them down. But what it really is is an exploration of how corruption infects every institution and rots a city to its core. Eh, people always like to bitch about everything new when it comes to reboots and continuations of older media. The movies are pretty good. The first one gets more into the alien story line that overarches the entire series and the second one is more like a monster of the week movie.Babadook was about the struggles of a single mother raising a child with autism and the eponymous Babadook was a manifestation of the negative feelings she had towards her son. It's pretty good, but I think Relic is a lot better.I did hear about it. I will hold off on seeing it for a bit because I am fearful that it will be either another Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein from 1994 which was really bad or be like Del Toro's previous Monster movie adaptation of The Creature From the Vlack Lagoon where he was like, but what if the lady wants to fuck the gillman? Which, okay, kind of a good premise, but also the gill creatures don't have a penis and probably reproduce like other amphibians/reptiles/fish and lays eggs which are then fertilized.
>>941222860I'll get around to watching it eventually, roomy would probably like to rewatch it too.True, people be bitchin all the time. I do remember the first movie connects directly to the end of some season of the show, that's kinda how I'd like to watch it.The monster of the week episodes were my favorites, even the shitty ones. Pretty high quality in general imho, even with all the cheese.Right, I forgot all about the kid. Relic I haven't even heard about I think, gonna check it out later.Del Toro is a weirdo but the Frankenstein trailer looked cool, I wanna watch it just for the aesthetics.I gotta head out quick now and you'll be asleep before I get back so night night bye bye.Gonna discord you later, if god wills it.
>>941223436I highly recommend The Wire. The monster of the week episodes were the ones I really liked. I skipped most of the alien stuff cause I didn't really and still don't care about aliens.Del Toro is a weirdo, but Cronos was pretty good. The movie about the draculas in Mexico in the 90s. I didn't like his Hellboy movies and haven't seen (but want to see) The Devil's Backbone.
>>941223888Hooba
>>941223931booH it’s October scary month
>>941223980I just shat my pants
>>941224097*unshits pants* there you’re welcome
>>941216778I'm not sure, I've never seen it. It looks like a bad photoshop to me. I've seen plenty of other things in videos, though.
>>941224189Wow
>>941224351I’m horny sad angry happy in one day
>>941224629So average shizo day I'm werking
Finally some peace
Where's that bimbo derg
Out milking tiddies
Rude
>>941230527You like it
>>941216778kill yourself fucking furfag
>>941231064Nope
>>941219472thats hot, how is bussy like?
For once I believe dergoan
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>>941234537oh god not vault boy
>>941231576You like it rude>>941232676You need it rude
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>>941234979Hooba
>>941235945Yes
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>>941239256Wow!
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